Humor

Looking for a book that will delight and entertain your child? Look no further than this collection of five short stories! Each story is designed to tickle the funny bone of children aged 6-9, with silly characters and laugh-out-loud moments that will capture your child's imagination. From Clumsy Superheroes to talking vegetables, every story is sure to delight and entertain young readers. So if you're looking for a book that will make your child giggle and spark their imagination, pick up this book today

"You have breast cancer" is the news no one wants to receive. In 2006 Karen was given this news and starts a 7 year journey to heal her body and soul. She tells her story with humor and humility while revealing the exhausting journey of numerous medical treatments. With the unconditional love and support from her family and friends, Karen discovers her inner strength and resiliency needed to beat this disease.

Maybe it's time to give up, when the relationship brings you more pain than joy: If you are questioning yourself frequently, should I give up on him? We have some good and bad news. The good news is that you still have feelings for him that run deep. The bad news is that you still have feelings for him that run deep. Sometimes we can be in love with people who aren't good for us. You can love someone deeply even if they aren't good for you or if they never give you what you need to feel loved and fulfilled.Time to say goodbye will help you know better signs and reasons to give up your relationship.Zachie Gabriella, a clinical psychologist, who researches relationships, one of the world's leading experts on relationships, reveals the signs and reasons to give up your relationship with him. If you're having trouble knowing the signs and reasons to give up your relationship, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Failures in knowing these signs and reasons repeats itself again and again because you don't know how to make it happen all these years. But don't be weary, you are in the right place, where you will know how you alone can help yourself and make changes.Zachie is known for her ability to distill complex topics into simple behaviors that can be easily applied to daily life. Here, she draws on the most proven ways from past relationships to create an easy-to-understand choices for making good and healthy relationship. Learn how to know the signs: He is selfish;He is a narcissist;He's abusing you;...and much more. Time to say goodbye will reshape the way you think about your love life, and give you the guide and strategies you need to transform your life.

LIBERALS HIJACKING AMERICAA political satire By Pierre A. Kandorfer This book was written in 2003. The author was years ahead of time of everybody. The book is a razor-sharp satirical analysis of America's worst nightmare vision: Liberals taking over our lives, our destiny. Good bye, American Dream.Good bye, American Way of Life. Good bye, our Freedom! A "must-read" for everybody concerned about America's future. Pierre Kandorfer tears down the mask of the American left-wing and their vision of a government-regulated, socialist society where everything goes. Surrender to the UN. Do what France and Germany want. Surrender US Constitution to the Int'l Court. Give up fighting Arab terrorists. Dismantle our armed forces. Dismantle our justice system. Open our borders to anybody. Pay for illegal's insurance and welfare. Outlaw handguns. Allow illegal drugs. Kill the traditional family. Allow gay marriage. Allow sex with minors. Increase taxes for people who feed our economy. Kill our businesses who provide our jobs. Stop promoting democracy in the world.The book is a hilarious satirical eye-opener, a description of a hypocrite movement on the left of our political spectrum. The radically left-drifting Democratic Party, the hazardously bias elite media, the phony Hollywood, the anarchy-driven ACLU, the agenda-focused US Courts, and a long list of non-profit foundations and organizations deadly committed to destroy our traditional values. Everything goes! In his funny, satirical way, the author shows exactly what is going to happen very soon if we, the silent majority, don't wake up and take action. We're going to get what we vote for!

Have you ever worried about not being quite hip enough? Or maybe you are one of those who flaunts your unhipness with abandon. Either way, Little Guide to Unhip is for you. Although it charts my own personal unhip top 50 with the likes of Gilbert O'Sullivan, Morris Dancing, Vicar of Dibley, Shopping Trolleys and Brollies, I picked those characters, characteristics, attributes or material objects with a universally unhip feeling to them. Each is given an unhip rating up to five for you to keep a count of your own and includes personal anecdotes. There is also a 'bubbling under' list for a further those unhips things not quite making the top 50. This book carries a warning: some readers may seriously dent their coolness if caught reading this material!

The book takes you inside the misadventures of living in Hollywood.Mr. Baker survives being thrown from a car, going through a car windshield, being in a car rollover, standing next to a car door twice while another car drives by tearing off the car door. And he only gets a dime size scar.Amazingly, he also survives earthquakes, riots and fires.Find out how to try and take over the world.Discover the amazing car called the Hollywood Cruiser, the scandalous cover-up of Pottergate and why a hat is always the best gift for any Hollywood studio head. His ex-wives include a murderer, a spy, a hooker, a ballerina, a lesbian, Cinderella and even an Alien. Fantastic political conspiracy theories concern President Daddy Bush teaching Baby Bush about the CIA, the intelligence community and the Boys in the Basement. Always entertaining. You never know what will happen next.

This book provides details of the paranormal world from signs of a haunting to cursed games you should never play, with instructions on how to play them! It describes demonic possession and what the symptoms of the three stages of demonic possession are, it also describes stories from former staff and patients at an asylum that is said to be haunted. This book includes individuals claiming a place to be haunted yet there is proof against it, giving it the green light to being debunked! The previous book 'Haunted A Brief Paranormal Guide' was mainly directed at the adult generation. This book is sweetened to allow teenagers to have a read as well as a laugh at the humour that was squeezed in. This book is all about gaining further insight into the paranormal world but it also has information which not many people may have access to. In this book, you will have everything you should need to kick start your knowledge of the paranormal world and it is sure to have you sleeping with the lights on for a while!Book cover photo: https: //unsplash.com/photos/0ovV4Hg2oCI?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditShareLin

"No shrinking violet, that Duhn woman!" -Facebook friend How can one person's seemingly mundane and silly little Facebook posts tell such a compelling story? This collection of snappy quips and longer personal essays will feel familiar and relatable as it shines a light on the absurdities of a complex and happy little life.Back in 2008, Shelly and her family moved home to Western New York, and bought a shitty, shabby old house that she still intends to gut someday. She joined Facebook to keep in touch with the friends she left behind out of state. In the beginning, she wrote the same expected, "We ate pizza tonight" and "25 things about me" posts that everybody else wrote. But over time, Facebook came to be something different. Chronic health challenges kept her from pursuing her dreams, but Facebook enabled her to be a real, writing writer in short little bursts. Nothing can ever stay the same, though, and a traumatic event forced Shelly to abandon her old self and fight to emerge from the darkness.(...yeah, thats laying it on a little thick. I had a stroke in 2021. Coming back from it has been difficult and scary, that's all.)There is such a normal, not-special, specialness about the posts in this book. They're fearlessly funny and irreverent, sometimes vulnerable and hurt, and even at times outspoken and furious. They will inspire you to be patient with and accepting of your own messy self.With fierce writing and easy skill, this fast-paced book is filled with tenderness and affection, wicked humor, crackling wit, and radical honesty. And, omg, so much cussing.

Trails, Tribulations and Sexcapades of a young Millennial just trying to find her way in her THIRTIES.

"A quick and delightful read." -Maria Popova, The Marginalian America's Master Humorist on Masturbation One evening in Paris, 1879, Mark Twain rose to the podium and tackled the touchiest of subjects: masturbation. His remarks rubbed Victorian society the wrong way and were censored for over a century. Here, at long last, is Twain's hilarious lecture on "The Science of Onanism." This book includes 30 vintage illustrations and an introduction by Sam Torode, author of The Dirty Parts of the Bible.

This is a wonderful collection of memoirs of an island boy who grew up on the beautiful Island of St. Croix, Virgin Islands in the 1950's era. An era that didn't have all the media outlets and gadgets of today's society like Social Media, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Streaming content, high end electronics like IPads, Computers, and SmartPhones. Storytelling was their entertainment apparatus. These comical stories told by my father recounted humorous events that took place as a young boy with his array of one eyed animals, and a copious of characters that will have you smiling and chuckling inside. Simple, yet delightful in humor, and through script we have immortalized these memoirs, taking us back in time to an era that was full of life, adventure, customs and colorful events, a time of just pure simplistic living. Enjoy ...and remember "Good humor is tonic for the soul".

So much fun! Who will win, mom or the kid's? Win points for helping each other, and for not crossing the black lines. Each at has a time limit and points. If you're looking a great family fun book, this book will not disappoint!

Einen echt miesen Tag gehabt? Mal so richtig Dampf ablassen? Dann ist Das Kotz dich aus Buch genau das Richtige. Wenn du dich an diesem Buch auslässt, könntest du schmutzig werden. Drauf geschissen. Da auch spitze und scharfe Gegenstände zum Einsatz kommen, vertraue ich darauf, dass du schlau genug bist, dich nicht zu verletzen. Wenn du es doch tust, bist du halt doch nicht so eine Leuchte, wie du immer denkst. Tja. Wenn du rumschreist achte darauf, dass keine Kinder in der Nähe sind. Am besten ist es, wenn niemand in der Nähe ist. Vielleicht klingelt sonst die Polizei an deiner Tür. Das wär voll unangenehm. Das Buch selbst wird ordentlich einen mitkriegen. Es wird beschmiert werden, bekleckst, bemalt, beklebt, zerschnitten, getreten und zerrissen. Das muss so. Also halt dich nicht zurück. Lass deinen gesamten Frust an dem Buch aus - aber nur an dem Buch! Du wirst sehen, wie gut es dir tut. Hier gibt es ein kurzes Video mit dem Buch in Aktion zu sehen: https: //www.amazon.de/-/e/B01BF0BAZ2

"Horrifying, tragic, hilarious, and oddly educational..."Florida Man is a face eating, foot sniffing, murderer who often stands forward as a naked superhero when all the drugs say the vampires have arrived and the only way to save the day is to steal some televisions. He is your neighbor, your friend, your lover, sometimes you get a choice in these things, sometimes he is quite charitable, and sometimes he is a woman. Bear witness to the madness, the sadness, the badness, the radness, as we explore the adventures beyond the headlines in the state of Florida. The ultimate year-long collection of Florida Man antics, beyond 365 entries, with candid analysis by Wes Laurie.

Stand-Up Comedy For Introverts is a comedy memoir following the life of an awkward Mexican-American homosexual with an anxiety disorder. Heavy on the comedy, some sections just talk about how wonky the world really is. "This is for the girls and the gays only. Sorry everybody else, but my humor doesn't translate well. I won't stop you from reading but read at your own risk. I don't want to see any bad reviews because you didn't heed my warnings.What's that? Back covers are supposed to be inviting? I'm not convincing you to buy my book full of embarrassing moments and dark secrets? How unfortunate. I truly may never recover from this grave loss. Seriously though, I'm not fighting to convince you to give me $10. Just admit you're broke and leave."

Temptation Bangs Forever is a collection of over 200 of the most horrific and unintentionally hilarious church signs from over three years of submissions the the Crummy Church Signs blog. From the inexplicably hostile ("SATAN WILL RULE YOU ALL") to the cringe-inducing ("THE SIZE OF THE TOOL DOESN'T MATTER IN THE MASTER'S HAND"), these signs will have you shaking your head, gasping in horror, and laughing until you weep.

We all know that being a doctor, nurse or supporting member of staff can be a stressful, demanding, thankless, underpaid, frustrating, monotonous and demoralising task - but enough about the positives. Sometimes you deserve to just sit back, put your feet up, relax and have a jolly good laugh and giggle. This Large Dose of Jokes for Doctors and Nurses contains over 200 hilarious jokes, quips, gags and one-liners about all aspects of health care and medicine, whether it be dealing with the patients, the boss, starting a new job or eating in the canteen. From the downright childish to the frankly rude, this side-splitting collection is sure to having to roaring with laughter... long enough to even temporarily forget about all that work you need to finish. So put the kettle on and make yourself comfortable - you have been prescribed a large dose of riotous jokes.

"Adults dissatisfied by manufactured children's literature, rejoice! The impish satirical tale of The Big Bad Wolf Strikes It Rich! Fairy Tale Memoirs is The Art of the Deal written by Red Riding Hood's nemesis and it's all sorts of brilliant." - Essex Magazine, giving a very wolfy compliment Suitable for ages 8-1,000! The Big Bad Wolf isn't who you think he is. For starters, he has a legal name - Aladdin Todd Jackson - and from the time he meets the magical genie trapped in a recycled energy drink can, he embarks on a grand, wolfy Wall Street adventure. In stories based on Grimm's Fairy Tales and European folklore with a modern Manhattan twist, come along as this luxury loving wolf with a heart of gold beneath his scary teeth learns lessons about business and real life.

The voice of baby boomers, the silenced generation. Rants and reflections on lifestyle, fashion, current events, books and more . . .

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Adult themed coloring books are becoming an increasingly popular way of relieving stress and daily frustrations.- Coloring is a relaxing but fun activity especially with this swear word coloring book.- Plenty of pages to keep you busy. - Would also be a great gift for someone with a sense of humor.- Adults only - Not for children. - High-quality designs on bright white paper.

Limericks for Polite Company is a richly illustrated collection of more than one hundred original poetic compositions. As you dig through this treasure trove of puns, fractured idioms and droll observations of everyday life, your responses may range from soft chuckles to laughing out loud. Don't be surprised if you find yourself wanting to share the contents of this book with your family and friends. Originally published in 2008, this is the second edition of the book. Several new limericks were added, and a few of the originals revised. Erik Pettersen is a former nuclear submarine officer, chemical industry executive and management consultant. As a first generation American, he inherited from his parents a lifelong fascination with the many nuances of the English language. His family and friends will readily attest that he is an incorrigible punster. The first edition of this little book began with a simple exercise in his writers' group. Then it quickly took on a life of its own. During one of its monthly meetings, attendees were each asked to write a limerick. Erik almost instantly recalled any number of bawdy limericks from his youth, few of which he felt comfortable to share since he was in mixed company. But then he had little difficulty writing a wholesome one, which still provoked spontaneous laughter. He left the meeting with the limerick's signature meter continuing to run through his mind. For several weeks thereafter he would awaken early in the morning, mentally compose several more, then rush to his keyboard in an attempt to retain them. When he shared several of these at his next writers' group meeting, one colleague challenged him to write a hundred of them. The first edition was his response to that challenge. Erik is also the author of two biographical books: Semper Fi: The Psalms of Robert Alexander and Leap of Faith: A Trans-Atlantic Wartime Love Story. Formerly residents of Annapolis, Maryland, Erik and his wife Linda now make their home in Fredericksburg Virginia. They have two married children and four grandchildren.

Injustice is everywhere, and it's your job to find it! Learn all about microaggressions, micromurders, and microgenocides. Learn how to decolonize your sex life and check your orgasm privilege. Learn the recipe for appropriation-free avocado toast. Covering everything from dating, work, pop culture, punching Nazis, and so much more, Your Best Woke Self will teach you how to disrupt and dismantle all oppression -- big and small, real and imaginary -- until we reach total liberation. We have a whole lot of work ahead of us, so let's get to woke!

Creative Row Your Boats is a book filled with 20 short yet highly imaginative poems.Have fun singing along these poems to the tune of the famous nursery rhyme - Row, Row, Row Your Boat!Young children will love this book as it is simple yet highly imaginative. They will be inspired to write their very own "Row Your Boat" poems!This book is also accompanied by 20 colorful and fun illustrations that will make children burst out in smiles and giggles.Complemented by thinking and drawing activities, this book encourages children to be creative!

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This collection of cartoons, Not All Black and White Volume II, by author Vincent Yanez, are drawings that were either published on websites and Facebook pages throughout the last couple of years, were drawn and then forgotten in a virtual drawer somewhere, or were rejected by reputable organizations who knew better than to actually show these to their viewing public. They are a random assortment of political /social commentaries, questions pertaining to certain religious viewpoints, and a lovely group of drawings that were an inspiration for an entire group of people who understand the magic of tater tots. For more information about this and other works by the author, please go to the webpage www.TheMessyGlory.com

Questo libro, unico nel suo genere, offre una raccolta di guide divertenti e incredibili che ti faranno scoprire un universo di creatività e fantasia.Immagina di indossare un costume da aragosta ribelle o esplorare mondi fantastici. Con le guide sui costumi, diventerai il protagonista di feste epiche..I viaggi ordinari sono noiosi, ma itinerari sorprendenti ti porteranno in luoghi bizzarri e inesplorati. Dal mondo delle leggende, a quello delle ombre, esplorerai destinazioni fuori dall'ordinario che sembrano uscite da un mondo parallelo. Le sorprese sono garantite lungo il percorso!Hai bisogno di regali che faranno scatenare l'ilarità? Le nostre guide sugli acquisti ti presenteranno le idee più stravaganti e divertenti per renderere ogni occasione unica. Sorprendi i tuoi amici con gadget assurdi o oggetti bizzarri che lasceranno tutti a bocca aperta.Ma non è tutto: i giochi e gli sport strani ti metteranno alla prova in modi inaspettati. Partecipa a competizioni grottesche o scopri giochi da tavolo fuori dagli schemi che ti faranno divertire per molte sere. Mettiti alla prova e scopri il tuo lato più esilarante.Sei stanco della monotonia quotidiana? Le nostre guide sui lavori e i corsi di studio strani ti mostreranno opzioni originali per una carriera innovativa. Diventa piegatore di carta igienica, uno scoraggiatore o scopri come diventare insegnante di coccole.Cose Incredibili e strane è il libro che ti farà esplodere dalle risate e allo stesso tempo stimolerà la tua immaginazione.

This is a funny story of sorts about a very busy multiple provider physician's office and what not to do when coming for a visit.This book is targeted to anyone that wants a good laugh, whether it be patients or providers. Most definitely, anyone in the medical field will be able to completely relate and laugh their butts off.You MUST have a sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself if you find you are described in one of these chapters. If you can't laugh at yourself, then feel free to laugh at us or the situation, because that is the only way we make it through most days.You must also have a sense of, "God help all you Saints" to read this account of everyday life in a busy physician's office.

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WISH THEY HAD TOLD METhat first year of teaching in the classroom can be a real kick in the nuts. There's a lot most college of education programs conveniently left out of the brochure. Somewhere between being bullied by a 5th grader and being gaslighted by my principle, I found myself ugly crying in the supply closet.It quickly became clear to me that my college professors omitted the nitty gritty reality of being a K-12 educator these days. Well, this brutally honest, broke teacher has nothing to lose. I'm gonna tell you what I wish my education professors would have... I am going to tell you what they won't.At what point did it become taboo to be blunt with people about the harsh realities of this job? We deserved fair warning. You need to be mentally and emotionally prepared for this crap. Omitting the hard stuff during training just leaves you feeling... Well, it leaves new teachers feeling like an entire flock of birds collectively took a sh*t on their brand new career. Oh, but no one warned them about the bird issue, so the top was down.

Not everyone can laugh the right way. Discovering the art of laughter is the securect to a happy life.