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A collection of aphorisms and essays about life, the world in general, and a bunch of diff stuff. It's a fun mixture of philosophy and comedy. Good times!! www.MeaninglessMagazine.com.

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Es bien sabido que la risa es muy beneficiosa para nuestra salud. Algunas de sus virtudes se enumeran a continuación: Coadyuvante en el tratamiento de la depresión y la angustia.Estimula la secreción de adrenalina, lo que mejora la imaginación y la creatividad.Hace que el cuerpo segregue endorfinas, que actúan como sedantes para el cerebro. Se pueden comparar con fármacos naturales, no nocivos y sin efectos secundarios que podemos conseguir tan fácilmente como reírnos, y que nos provocan un efecto analgésico;Es un ejercicio interesante en el que intervienen unos cuatrocientos músculos, entre los que se encuentran algunos que sólo se ejercitan a través de la risa. Por estos motivos, las bromas no solo sirven para pasar un buen rato, sino que también inciden positivamente en nuestra salud y la de los que nos rodean.Un dato importante que hay que tener en cuenta es que la risa no solo ayuda a la salud física sino también a la salud psicológica. Entonces podemos decir que un país que ríe es un país en el buen camino.

A dog watches a squirrel walk across a telephone wire and explode, the premise of all science fiction movies is ruined, the cute blond girl at the record store turns out to be a major pothead and a planet killing, comet is heading towards the earth. All of this is witnessed by Casper Cornbregger in just the first chapter of Why Did the Chicken Cross the Universe?Casper and the residents of Peppermill, California become the bull's-eye of the world as an impending apocalypse flip flops into action in a series of hilarious events guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, pee your pants, guffaw or at least smile...you android, you.Filled with a bizarro bevy of buffoons all trying to save the world in their own way, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Universe? tries to realistically address how a science fiction plot would happen, while throwing an occasional monkey wrench at the head of one of the thousands of monkey's on a thousand typewriters working on this series. Look what critics are saying: "I HAVEN'T READ IT YET"-Some person reading this."BEST NOVEL, EVAH!"-The author, Alexander G.J."STOP BOTHERING ME!"-Critics

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Earthbound Misfits A laugh-out-loud look at the misplaced values of a floundering generation.Edward O'Leary is a middle-aged divorcee stuck in a mediocre job. His inability to live up to his deceased father's expectations has crippled his maturation. Originally from affluence, the family fortune as since dwindled, forcing Edward to make a living as a carpenter. It's an honest job offering modest wages. Whatever supplemental income Edward can scrimp and save goes to pay child support to his two children and alimony to his spiteful ex-wife.Edward grew up in an opulent neighborhood in New York. His father's ex business partner, Remy McAllister (a corrupt lawyer) and his family, still live across the street from Edward's former residence. To this day, his best friends remain Pat Keenan and the three McAllister brothers still living at the same address.Into their late thirties and early forties, suffering from Peter Pan Syndrome, the McAllister brothers never grew up. Remy's wife, Tatiana, an established lawyer in her own right, did the best she could raising the three rug rats, but perhaps she pampered them too much. She is a quirky, frail chain-smoker who, wears a black trench coat while outdoors. Her appearance resembles a witch.Ralph "Roofie" McAllister is the oldest of the McAllister children. A forty-two year old, 6'4" drug-dealer, he supplements his income by selling marijuana to the locals. This massive, hairy human is a cross between a grizzly bear and a sumo wrestler.The middle child, Dexter McAllister, is one chromosome short of a full deck. He's portly and balding. This martial arts and weight-lifting enthusiast spends most of his time watching the popular Spanish channel, Telemundo, with his Rottweiler, Princess and Pong, a Vietnamese exchange student visiting the McAllister's for the summer. Dexter's girlfriend, Mary, works as a stripper at a gentleman's club.The baby of the Family, Charlie McAllister, is tall, lanky and clumsy. This amateur daredevil thinks he's from the hood and speaks in a slang dialect. He spends most of his days organizing Motocross jousting competitions that take place in the McAllister's back yard. Charlie has trouble with authority figures, has many run-ins with the law, and it's his father's law connections that keep him out of prison.Eventually, the McAllister family fortune is squandered, causing the splintered family to fend for themselves. Tatiana tries to keep the family unit together, but it's difficult after she catches her husband in an extra-marital affair and her marriage to Remy collapses. The three boys are ill-equipped to make it in the real world. Roofie, in desperation, falsely confesses to a brutal crime that extradites him to a foreign country. While in Norway, the eldest McAllister takes full advantage of the amenities offered by the country's lenient penal system. His prison is more like a four-star hotel than a correctional facility. Edward, being the perpetual Samaritan, flies to Norway in a vain attempt to save Roofie, but is friend beyond redemption?Told strictly from Ed's point of view, he shares his adventures experienced with the McAllister brothers.Also in best romantic comedy books 2015, falling upward study guide, marriage equality love wins, relationships during incarceration, funny books on tape, falling in love with Jesus workbook & taking a chance on love music.

A is for A**hole is Matthew James' response to questions no one has ever asked: questions such as "Why isn't there an alphabet book for adults?" and "Why can't an alphabet book be a little more vulgar and hilarious?" A is for A**hole is sure to put a smile on your face and to bring out your inner child. Covering a wide range of letters - from A all the way through Z - Matthew James takes a deep dive into a shallow pool.

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Once upon a time, there was a couple named John and Emily who had been together for over 50 years. They had faced many challenges and transitions throughout their long relationship, but they had managed to build a deep and enduring bond that had sustained them through it all.John and Emily had learned many lessons about how to navigate life's journey together, and they were happy to share their insights with others who wanted to build lasting and fulfilling relationships.One of the keys to their success was communication. John and Emily made it a priority to talk openly and honestly with each other, even when it was difficult. They learned to listen actively and to express their feelings and needs in a way that was respectful and constructive.Trust was also crucial for their relationship. They had built a strong foundation of trust over the years by keeping their promises and being there for each other in good times and bad. They never took each other for granted and always showed appreciation for the little things they did for each other.John and Emily had also learned the importance of respecting each other's needs and boundaries. They had different interests and hobbies, but they made an effort to find common ground and to support each other's passions. They also gave each other space when needed and didn't try to control or change each other.When they faced challenges and adversity, John and Emily relied on each other for support and strength. They didn't blame each other for the difficulties they encountered, but instead worked together to find solutions and to cope with stress in healthy ways. They celebrated their successes together and learned from their mistakes.As they grew older, John and Emily continued to prioritise their relationship by nurturing their intimacy and connection. They made time for romantic gestures and spontaneous acts of kindness, and they never stopped learning about each other and growing as individuals within their partnership.Through it all, John and Emily knew that their relationship was a precious and valuable thing that they needed to protect and nurture. They had learned that building a lasting and fulfilling relationship required patience, dedication, and a willingness to work together through thick and thin.Their advice to others was simple but profound: communicate openly, build trust, respect each other's needs and boundaries, support each other through challenges, and never stop working on your relationship. With these principles as their guide, John and Emily had built a love that lasted a lifetime.Navigating life's journey together is a complex and rewarding process. Building a healthy and fulfilling partnership requires intentionality, communication, and a shared commitment to growth and support. Through the various chapters in this guide, we've explored strategies for building a strong foundation, cultivating healthy communication habits, managing conflict, fostering shared purpose and values, building a supportive network of friends and family, and prioritising self-care and personal growth within a relationship.It's important to remember that every relationship is unique, and there is no one-size-fits-all approach to building a successful partnership. However, by being intentional, communicating openly, and supporting each other's growth, you can create a relationship that is resilient, fulfilling, and supports your individual and shared goals.As you navigate life's journey together, remember to celebrate your successes, learn from your challenges, and cherish the moments of connection and growth that you share. With dedication, commitment, and mutual support, you can build a partnership that will bring you joy and fulfilment for years to come.click add to cart now to get more educative part of this book now

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The Broncos are a team whose history has more ups and downs than the Rocky Mountain skyline. This Super Bowl Sunday, they will be making their eighth appearance on the NFL's biggest stage. Before kickoff, let's all take a quick look at the wild world of Denver football.

Over 500 more massive mistakes from 400+ movies, many with pictures and times they occur - broken arms magically healing, characters being in two places at once, crossword puzzles editing themselves, wires in shot, day becoming night, crewmembers reflected, and many more. Continuity mistakes, factual inaccuracies, plot holes, and audio problems aplenty.Mistakes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, The Addams Family, Apocalypse Now, Armageddon, Avengers: Endgame, Back to the Future, Braveheart, Charlie's Angels, The Dark Knight, Die Hard, Forrest Gump, Gladiator, The Godfather, The Goonies, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Independence Day, the Indiana Jones movies, It, Jaws, Jurassic Park, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, National Treasure, Ocean's Twelve, Pearl Harbor, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pretty Woman, Pulp Fiction, Scream, The Sound of Music, Speed, Spider-Man, Stand By Me, Star Wars, Titanic, Top Gun, Toy Story 2, Troy, Twister, and hundreds of others...

Life becomes debilitating and unnecessarily quick. If you're spinning in a comparative timetable every single day, it's easy to fall into the catch of weakness, and how about we face it? Provide it with two or three months and you begin to feel wild eyed for a change. While it's steady that life needs structure (in light of everything), it doesn't suggest that we're doomed to see the value in just an unimportant proportion of fun close to the furthest limit of the week. In light of everything, would we be able to complete more tomfoolery practices into our standard everyday practice? Most of the fun in life is found in off the cuff and unconstrained minutes and unanticipated not entirely obvious subtleties. You don't have to plan or plan everything. Grant things to have their own course, be thinking for even a second to investigate, and soon you will wind up living it up close to the end. Explore the signs that you need need to have fun, the significance of fun and how to enjoy it. Click the "Buy" button to grab this book now!The Energy in Fun: The need to have Fun and Significance of it by Olivia Campbell Life becomes debilitating and unnecessarily quick. If you're spinning in a comparative timetable every single day, it's easy to fall into the catch of weakness, and how about we face it? Provide it with two or three months and you begin to feel wild eyed for a change. While it's steady that life needs structure (in light of everything), it doesn't suggest that we're doomed to see the value in just an unimportant proportion of fun close to the furthest limit of the week. In light of everything, would we be able to complete more tomfoolery practices into our standard everyday practice? Most of the fun in life is found in off the cuff and unconstrained minutes and unanticipated not entirely obvious subtleties. You don't have to plan or plan everything. Grant things to have their own course, be thinking for even a second to investigate, and soon you will wind up living it up close to the end. Explore the signs that you need need to have fun, the significance of fun and how to enjoy it. Click the "Buy" button to grab this book now!

Laugh Your Troubles Away Through Bulă's StoryHumor helped the Romanian people survive communism under dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu.They found temporary escape from the hardships of the brutal regime through laughter. Their jokester-in-chief was (and still is) the infamous, imaginary character Bulă. Conveniently, he could critique the government and yet never be arrested by the Secret Service. Moreover, the charming, free-spirited wanderer can still delight any crowd and lighten the mood with his unique combination of wisdom, one-liners, and wry observations."How am I doing financially? I have enough money to last me till the end of my life-provided I die by 11:00 PM today."While author Ion Grumeza has lived in the USA since 1973, he has never forgotten his native-born Romanian sense of humor. Despite advice not to lower his credibility as a scholar by publishing political satire, outrageous advice, and unexpected comments, Grumeza has gathered Bulă's wit in this volume, for he firmly believes that comic relief helps heal complaints and frustrations."In communism, we had money and empty stores. In capitalism in Romania, the stores are packed, but there is no money to buy what you wish."Grumeza translates Bulă's jokes, which, along with the simple, silly fun they provide, also supply insights into truth and philosophy. So, for a touch of Romanian history, culture and humor, read this book with a light heart and let it add joy to your day."Jokes and a bottle of wine are cheaper than a psychiatrist."

Lee Pulaski was born country, and that's what he'll always be. As an author, he's written twenty works of fiction for people to enjoy. However, he also performs other types of writing almost daily, and some of those items end up in his online blog, Rural Roots and American Rainbows.To date, Lee has posted more than two hundred fifty times to his blog on an assortment of issues-many times with a wisp of humor in this thoughts, and other times when he's ready to unleash the hellfire and brimstone. Fifty of his best pieces have been curated and put together in this book as he takes on political parties, bizarre laws, assorted holidays and even his own brethren in the gay "community."Read Lee's thoughts about when Arizona repealed its law that made potlucks anywhere but in the workplace illegal up until a few years ago. Enjoy his recollections about when he saw hot air balloons flying through the skies of Chino Valley. Watch him take on another member of the LGBTQ community who suggests that there is a moral obligation to be vegan. Sit back and observe as he blasts social media after his friend posts an artistic and tasteful photo on Facebook that shows some skin and is shut down. Absorb his views on how political parties have outlived their usefulness and should be dismantled. Of course, there's also a piece on Lee's favorite subject-why people are so afraid to call Independence Day Independence Day.Whenever something has seemed off in the world, whether it's the police going after little tykes and their lemonade stands or when the Association for Library Services to Children voted unanimously to rename the Laura Ingalls Wilder Award, Lee Pulaski has given his views on the matter. Considering himself to be a true country boy, a proud patriot and a card-carrying homosexual all wrapped into one package, his best works from Rural Roots and American Rainbows will make you laugh, make you cry, make you mad and, most of all, make you think.

Money is what your parents will struggle to earn. So There's no better time for us to learn. All of the ways Rich kids have it way better than you. From your piss poor grammar to the holes in your shoe. Bradford has his own rooftop pool. Laurene rides in a stretched Escalade. It's really cool. Warren has a private butler in his parents mansion. Richard's family wealth is always in a mode of expansion. Salma has her own private cabana beach. For Edmund, any career is well within reach. Every month Sandra gets a new designer bag. Yelena's new waterskis have much less drag. Abigail's parents have stocked fridges in the garage. Elon gets a regular massage. Gerald can get into the college of his choosing. he'll graduate even thoUGH he. spent the whole time boozing. No matter what happens he'll land on his feet. His dads connections will keep him among the elite. Winston has 12 birthdays reach year. Hilton sleeps soundly every night without any fear. Life ISN'T easy when your parents are poor. But You might get a job cleaning a rich persons floor.

Looking for a fun way to pass the time while you're in the bathroom? Look no further than "Bathroom Trivia"! This entertaining and informative book is jam-packed with fascinating trivia questions and quizzes that will keep you entertained and educated no matter how long you're in there.From history to science to pop culture, "Bathroom Trivia" covers a wide range of topics that are sure to appeal to everyone. Whether you're looking to brush up on your knowledge or just want to have some fun, this book is the perfect choice.With quizzes and trivia questions on every page, "Bathroom Trivia" is an addictive read that you won't be able to put down. You'll love challenging your friends and family to see who knows the most, and you'll be amazed at how much you learn along the way.So why wait? Grab a copy of "Bathroom Trivia" today and start enjoying the ultimate bathroom reading experience!

Enter the whacked out world of Zombie DedHedz - a collection of cartoon zombies created by Author/Illustrator Jeff Todd. This coloring book is fun for all ages.

Un libro de humor super-chistoso sobre parejas e interrelaciones familiares -- el regalo perfecto para el aniversario de casados! Aquí se habla de la pareja, de Pepito y por supuesto de la suegra!

A relationship is a beautiful thing, and you don't want to miss out on a great one because you broke a bad habit that made your partner leave. Realizing that we all have flaws can make all the difference in the world. There is still time to correct any of these errors if you have been making them. While you cannot alter your past, you have complete control over your future.

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Holy Shmit! is a funny, irreverent, and surprisingly sweet story infused with a heavy dose of technology and celebrities. The plot is so inventive and out-of-the-box different, it is sure to please millions of readers and offend millions more! This is one story that will be applauded and condemned at the same time - and only you can decide which side you're on.We all take for granted that the world we wake up to each day will pretty much go on as scheduled.The sun will rise, the traffic will be heavy, your boss will continue to be a jerk, and your home won't be the center for the most dangerous demonic possession ever to occur in the Universe.Until now.Everything as we know it does hang in the balance because God, the Universe's Master Programmer, has finally been compromised by Satan. The Vatican knows of only one man who is possibly up-to-snuff for this job: a priest from Columbus, Ohio afflicted with Tourette's Syndrome named Father Shmit. And Father Shmit knows of only one other man who can help him in his quest: a nerdy computer geek by the name Fire Fox.Holy Shmit! is a fictional romp that scrutinizes the state of religion, believers, and even atheists while advocating in the strongest spiritual sense that God is real and working overtime to keep the Universe from collapsing into itself like a cheap snack table.Holy Shmit! is also a multimedia read. There is a companion website with additional audio, video, and graphics which can be accessed with the correct password in the book. These materials are part of the main story and provide backstories and supporting "evidence" which tend to blur the lines of reality and fiction quite a bit. This is more than a fun read: it's an experience!Once you have the password you can explore the evidence separately at the website (www.holyshmit.com) or use the hyperlinks built into the book to read, view, or hear the additional graphic, audio, and video content written by the author and provided by a cast of actors and artists.

On the 28th September 2016 the author, Jonathan Sharp was celebrating his 39th birthday. Sitting pretty with a successful business complete with all the trappings of a half decent lifestyle. Fast forward one year to his 40th birthday and he finds himself living penniless on the streets of Bogota, Colombia. How? Why? Cocaine of course. Prize Tw*t is a dark comedy/memoir about one man's struggle through life with the four big addictions - sex, drugs, booze and gambling. The book is a very honest and open account of one's life except for one important factor, there is no struggle in life. He's a lucky bastard who has pretty much loved and embraced every single second of his chaotic life. From the first high of the the first joint at the age of eleven and through a lifetime of depraved adventure, he has done it all. Right up to the point of losing the plot entirely, defrauding and stealing from his own company whilst high on crack cocaine and fleeing to South America just to buy yet more drugs. The book is a journey that covers many topics including graphic details of drug addiction, excessive drinking, prostitution, theft, euthanasia, mental illness, domestic violence, sexual abuse, marriage breakdown, fatherhood, gambling and all the fun and games that go along with such a crazy lifestyle. A true rags to riches story where one man can work his way out of the poverty stricken South Wales Valleys to find himself jet setting around the world getting paid to have a truly great time. Ultimately, his search for utopia and incessant hunt for booze, cocaine and women will always get the better of him. Whether that is getting fired from work, being ripped off by prostitutes, arrested by the cops or worse. This is a tale about a man who has been through it all. The book is a collection of stories brought together from nearly thirty years of excess, hooking readers in on a journey around the globe. Busting with content, most will be able to relate to many of the tales and say, "How embarrassing, I've done that". Others will want the author imprisoned for an eternity, or even longer. Either way, the book is happy, the book is sad but it hopes to assist and warn others that maybe it just might be the right time to slow down and take account of their actions before it's too late. Prize Tw*t goes to show that you can only ride your luck for so long. One can make a series of poor decisions and prove you can lose everything that is important to you in the blink of an eye - your children, your freedom and your life as you know it.

Lady Elora ha estado revisando los viejos trastos que su padre, el conde de Warwick, guarda en el desván. Un vestido precioso de seda azulón, tan sencillo que es sublime, ha aparecido con una nota de advertencia. ¡Está embrujado! La recomendación de su tatarabuela indica que se trata de una prenda que debe utilizarse con precaución, dado que impulsa a la dama que lo viste a ser descarada y osada. Uhm... ¿qué sucedería si una florero lo usase? Tal vez podría conquistar a ese lord que se le resiste y... Llega una nueva historia de Liz Davis, donde las mujeres volverán a demostrar que las normas fueron creadas para saltárselas.

Following hot the heels of his best seller, Money Number One, Neil Hutchison continues his in-depth investigation into the tourist playground of Pattaya. This collection of short stories, originally published individually under the pseudonym 'A Fool in Paradise', form a collage of insights into the machinations of this fantastic city on the eastern seaboard of Thailand. Anyone who has read Money Number One will enjoy this follow-up book as it reinforces the conclusions drawn and advice presented in the former through the personal experiences of the author. The tales are fast-paced, humourous, well written and ALL TRUE. Well, almost. Sir Winston Churchill quipped that "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." If that is true, then Neil is a success story because his love and enthusiasm for Pattaya and its people has not diminished over the years. The highs, lows, ups, downs, laughter and tears portray a convincing analysis of the human condition. As Neil says, "Pattaya is to a writer what a room full of fruit bowls is to an artist." The last story, 'Footprints in the Sand', is a particularly poignant tale of just how the city can affect its visitors and guests, even those who should know better. Written with his heart firmly on his sleeve, it proves that no matter how smart we think we are or how old we get, we just never learn. This tale is a 'must read' for any foreign male contemplating a long-term liaison with a Thai lady.