Bøker av D. M. Guay

A frightfully funny novel for horror comedy and comic fantasy fans.Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He's ten thousand dollars in debt and lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life.He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.His coworkers--a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude--need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?24/7 Demon Mart is a new horror-comedy / comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), David Wong (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), Terry Pratchett and Heide Goody (Clovenhoof).If you love Exorcist-level demon vomit, brooding Lovecraftian hell monsters, and plenty of laughs, this novel is for you. The Graveyard Shift is the first book in the 24/7 Demon Mart horror-comedy and dark satire fantasy series.¿Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe!24/7 Demon Mart Reading Order The Graveyard Shift (Book 1)Monster Burger (Book 2)Angel Trouble (Book 3)(Re)Possessed (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs (Book 5)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (Read anytime, in any order, after The Graveyard Shift)Hell For The Holidays (A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Story)Critters from the Poo Lagoon. (Coming Soon.)

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and soul-crushing, world-destroying evil.Or not? A mysterious red door has appeared inside 24/7 Demon Mart, but when Lloyd opens it and steps in, nothing happens. Nothing bad, at least. He finds a lost room filled with treasures so good, so perfect, it seems like the Demon Mart crew's wishes have all come true.Kevin finds the solution to his mid-afterlife crisis and his roommate problems. Faust finds a renewed interest in the carnal delights of earth. Lloyd, dead tired from fighting off angry poltergeists, finally gets the one thing he so desperately desires: A nap. DeeDee? Well, she's just angry. Really, really angry.But it's fine-totally fine-until the protection spells at Doc's pawnshop begin to unravel. And the Demon Mart gang becomes so consumed by their own appetites and desires, they don't even notice the dark force awakening beneath them, a force so ancient and evil it could rip the world to shreds.If humanity is to have any hope at all, the graveyard shift crew will have to battle their inner demons and sacrifice everything they want the most. Will they triumph? Or will the evil that lurks behind the red door rip them-and the world-apart?(Re) Possessed is a demonic possession horror comedy. It is the fourth book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a humorous dark fantasy and horror-comedy book series for fans of Christopher Moore (Dirty Job), Dave Turner (How to be Dead), Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station), A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All Fright Diner), and Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire).Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! Two series, one hilarious adventure.24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)Repossessed: A sinfully demonic comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampire vs werewolf comedy (Book 5)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs Lloyd

One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between YOU and the zombie apocalypse. It's business as usual at the 24/7 Demon Mart. Well, not exactly. The beer cave is still the portal to hell, but things haven't been quite right since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in their bid to unleash hell on earth. Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team), blood-thirsty hell beasts are real, and that his boss is the devil. His guardian angel-who lives in a Magic 8-Ball-has had to resort to extreme measures to get Lloyd to leave the safety of his childhood bedroom, show up for work, and keep the promises he made to God. When the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse. It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day-again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? If they fail, Columbus, Ohio, could quickly turn into Zombie, Ohio. The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong? Monster Burger is a zombie comedy for fans of Jesse Peterson (Living with the Dead), Andrew Stanek (You Are Undead), Scott Kenemore (Zombie, Ohio / Zen of Zombies), Jeff Strand (Sinister Mister Corpse), Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie), and Shaun of the Dead. It is the second book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a horror-comedy / humorous comic fantasy series. Other titles include The Graveyard Shift and Hell for the Holidays.Welcome to 24/7 Demon MartThe Graveyard Shift (Book 1)Monster Burger (Book 2)Angel Trouble (Book 3)(Re)Possessed (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs (Book 5)(Dis) Enchanted (Book 6)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (Read anytime, in any order, after The Graveyard Shift)Hell For The Holidays (A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Story) Critters from the Poo Lagoon (A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature)