Humor

Joe Valentine is a down-on-his-luck environmental service worker who robs a bank and is quickly captured. During his arrest, he reflects on the bad mistakes he made in his life and how he got to the point of robbing a bank. From getting a divorce to losing a child, to getting stuck in a tree by a dog and knocking over a casket with a body in it. Not Your Average Joe is both heart-touching and hilarious.

In "Hilchos Xmas," readers are invited on a unique and humorous journey that intertwines the intricacies of Jewish law with the cultural aspects of Xmas. This book, a product of collective creativity and years of internet humor, serves as a comprehensive compilation of the various "Laws of XMAS" that have been humorously imagined and shared online since the late 1990s.The genesis of "Hilchos Xmas" can be traced back to a lecture by R' Joseph Ber Soloveitchik, where he humorously speculated on how Jewish law would approach the concept of a Christmas tree. This idea sparked a series of creative and witty interpretations of Jewish law applied to Xmas, culminating in a rich collection of fictitious Halachos.The internet era saw a surge in this humorous endeavor, with notable contributions from Akiva and Ilene Miller, Andy Bloom, Heshy Fried, and Rabbi Eli Fink, among others. The peak of this creative wave was between 2012 and 2014, marked by a flurry of tweets under the hashtag #hilchoschristmas, which saw hundreds of imaginative Halachos being shared and celebrated online.The author, choosing to remain anonymous, has meticulously gathered, edited, and organized these contributions into a format that mirrors authentic Halachic texts. The book is careful to maintain a respectful tone, avoiding any content that might be deemed offensive or in poor taste. The humorous nature of the book is underscored by the use of Yeshivish language and the playful dialogues between the fictional Rabbinic characters, Reb Rudolph and Frosty the Fester Rebbe."Hilchos Xmas" is more than just a collection of jokes; it's a reflection on the Jewish tradition of using humor as a coping mechanism and a tool for survival. It's a testament to the creativity and resilience of the Jewish spirit, even when faced with the absurd or the challenging.The book is a must-read for those who appreciate a good-natured parody and the intricate beauty of Jewish law, albeit presented in a light-hearted and unconventional manner. However, it comes with a caution: the content is purely for humor and should not be taken seriously. If you're easily offended or lack a taste for such humor, this book might not be for you.In essence, "Hilchos Xmas" is a celebration of Jewish humor, a tribute to the community's ability to find laughter and lightness even in the most unexpected places. It's a reminder that sometimes, the best way to understand our traditions and ourselves is through a lens of good-hearted fun and satire.

When Smart Men Go Wild with Cryptograms PuzzleYou're a smart man, but whenever you face a riddle, you feel like you're skating without skates. Fear not, this book is your filter to turn those riddles from nightmares into just another day at the office!Benefits This Book Will Bring To You: Puzzle-solving prowess: You'll become the "riddle master" that everyone looks up to, replacing your reputation as the "dimwit" in your friends' eyes.Communication Skills: Your improved puzzle-solving skills will make you feel more comfortable striking up discussions and forming new connections.Joyful Memories: Alongside humorous and intriguing riddles, this book will make every leisure moment of yours more memorable and fun-filled!Grab this book now, not just to sharpen your intellect but also to create lasting memories and laughter in your life! *The product is very suitable as a gift for anyone*

In a house, not plain nor tame, Lived a couple, sans any shame.Jack and Jill, they were their names, Their love life? Not quite the same. Jack said to Jill with a grin, "Let's invite someone else in."Jill nodded, with a sly look, As if she read from a different book. In came Joe, with a strut so bold, Into a story that's rarely told.Jack sat back, with a view so keen, As Jill and Joe set a scene unseen. Jack, the watcher, with a smile so wide, Jill and Joe, no need to hide.A game of love, with rules unbound, In their little house, where joy was found. Oh, cuckolding, a tale so old, Some girls want more than diamonds and gold.A story of love, trust, and play, Where everyone's happy, in their own way.

Description: Prepare for a hilarious journey into the world of "The Old Farmer's Phrases Vol. 1"! This collection of 31 raunchy and edgy one-liners promises side-splitting moments, perfect for anyone in need of a good laugh. These aren't your typical jokes; they're the kind that catch you off guard, leaving you in stitches and maybe even shedding a tear or two. Key Features: Wit that Cuts Like a Welder's Torch: If you appreciate humor hotter than Satan's a**hole, you're in for a treat! Brace yourself for mature and edgy humor that's perfect for adults with a taste for the wild side. Outrageous: Rooted in decades of family humor, these jokes have been shared and cherished by grandparents, fathers, uncles, and aunts. Now, it's your turn to experience the legacy of laughter. Versatile Charm: Born from the heart of farms and blue-collar environments, these jokes resonate with the hardworking spirit and down-to-earth humor of everyday life, making them equally enjoyable for anyone seeking comedic relief. Something for Everyone: With a mix of styles, there's a joke for every personality and situation. From sarcastic zingers to witty quips, "The Old Farmer's Phrases Vol. 1" ensures that laughter knows no bounds. Whether you're facing the daily grind of a serious job, looking to lighten the mood during your hectic day, or simply seeking a good laugh, "The Old Farmer's Phrases Vol. 1" is the perfect match. It might just become the book that ends up next to your favorite reading spot... or travels with you, ready to provide the perfect line for your next conversation or meeting-even in the most unique of places, including the throne! Add a touch of spice to your day and dive into this collection of rib-tickling, no-holds-barred humor.

Diálogos, historias, chistecillos, contestaciones al pie de la letra... que tienen relación con ambigüedades, argucias, contra-dicciones, dobles sentidos, ironías y demás juegos de palabras. Aparecen un total de 606.

A hilarious book of mostly original puns and dad jokes to help brighten your day.

An emotional tale of love, loss, and healing.Nine-year-old Pepper finds herself in heaven after being hit by a car, while her family mourns and learns to move on without her. Her new friends in heaven show her a secret portal that the guardian angels use. She soon discovers how to see and hear her family through her dog, Bubba, when she whistles. A great book to read as a family and fun for young teens and adults alike. "Little Angels" not only shows how one family deals with the loss of a loved one but is also an imaginative view of what life in heaven is like for one little girl and her friends as they become involved in one adventure after another. A fun and easy read for all ages. Full of inspiration, reality, and humor.

In the corporate world, we are surrounded by all kinds of people.Some people move up the corporate ladder when they encounter bosses and employers who recognise their hard work.Others do not get any recognition when they encounter bosses and employers who make use of them and claim all the credits and benefits from their contributions and diligence.In many instances, it is a case of who you know and not what you know in order to climb up the corporate ladder.This humorous book is about the close encounters which happen and may happen to anyone in the corporate world.

"Everlasting Bonds: Unlocking the Seven Secrets to a Happy and Long-Lasting Marriage" is a comprehensive guide that delves into the essential elements of building a resilient and deeply satisfying marital relationship. Drawing on a rich tapestry of psychological insights, real-life examples, and practical strategies, this book offers a roadmap for couples seeking to forge enduring connections.The journey begins with the foundational key of trust, exploring how it forms the bedrock upon which a successful marriage is built. Moving through the chapters, the reader discovers the intricate dance of communication harmony, the profound expressions of intimacy and connection, and the transformative power of mutual growth and support. The exploration continues with the significance of shared values and goals, adaptability, and resilience-key components that empower couples to weather the storms of life together.In the final chapters, the book unveils the magic of rituals of connection, providing tangible ways for couples to create and sustain meaningful traditions that deepen their bond. Each key is not just a concept but a practical tool, accompanied by real-life examples, case studies, and exercises designed to engage couples in active exploration and application.Whether you are embarking on the journey of marriage or seeking to enrich an existing relationship, "Everlasting Bonds" is a guidebook that empowers couples to unlock the secrets to lasting love. With a blend of wisdom, warmth, and actionable insights, this book is a valuable companion for those who aspire to cultivate a marriage that stands the test of time-an everlasting bond.

Sulle alture svizzere che tracimano di vegetazione, Osernbruck diventa il palcoscenico di un mondo surreale, dove l'unico auspicio per i cittadini è scongiurare l'incontro con uno squilibrato, un augurio quanto mai audace. Le pareti di un ospedale, i reparti di un supermercato, le mura tormentose di una prigione, fino alle intime costruzioni domestiche, si rispecchiano in un labirinto di follia dove accadono i deliri più stravaganti, drammatici ed esilaranti... fino a quando tutto non si intreccia. In questa commedia dell'assurdo, l'evasione dal carcere si trasforma in una folle corsa attraverso un territorio dove la normalità è una reliquia dimenticata. I detenuti si mescolano alla popolazione, creando un tumulto di risate, sconcerto e caos. Ma la situazione prende una piega ancora più sconvolgente quando, a dare la caccia agli evasi, è quel pazzo del direttore carcerario Adolf Stipkis con la sua spietata dozzina.

"Unwind with 'Mom's Laugh Lines', a unique coloring book that blends relaxation with laughter. This delightful collection of hilarious mom quotes offers a light-hearted escape from the daily hustle, perfect for every mom who deserves a chuckle!""Inside, you'll find pages adorned with whimsical designs and witty mom-isms. Each page invites you to color away stress while chuckling at the all-too-relatable quotes about motherhood. From the joys to the oops moments, every quote captures the essence of being a mom."Benefits and Features: 12 Original Funny Quotes: Hand-picked for maximum giggles.Beautiful, Relaxing Patterns: Surrounding each quote for a tranquil coloring experience.Single-Sided Pages: To prevent bleed-through and allow for easy framing.A Great Gift for Moms: Perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or just because."Grab your colored pencils and join the fun! 'Mom's Laugh Lines' isn't just a coloring book; it's a mini-retreat for every mom needing a smile. Add it to your cart now and let the laughter begin!"

The world is full of Karens, if you haven't met one yet then it may be you! If you don't like bad words or insults then put this down because I can always write a sequel with you in it. This book is a joke but also true so laugh about it, its funny. I mean Karens aren't but making fun of them sure is

This coloring book for kids includes a collection of fun animal such as cheetah, wolfs, tortoise and many more. This coloring book is designed to ignite the creativity in kids. From charming animals and enchanted landscapes and exciting characters, children can bring these delightful designs to life with the use of their color. Each page offers a world of possibilities, fostering creativity, fine animals, and a love for artistic expression. Watch as yours kids proudly showcase their masterpieces, making this coloring book a perfect companion for endless hours of joy and artistic exploration. Book features100 single-sided coloring pages (no duplicate pages)Premium glossy cover designPrinted on high quality white paperbook sized at 8.5" x 11"Looking for a highly illustrated coloring book for your kids? This is best book to buy Click the order button get a copy for your kid today

Le vignette più cliccate di Max Manck, assolutamente senza censura le trovi in questo volume.Questo libro è un regalo perfetto, per tutti.Contiene esilaranti battute e barzellette di ogni genere, ogni pagina è una sorpresa.Ti divertirai!

Secondo lavoro di Davide Oltolini che, a distanza di qualche anno dal fortunato diario lisergico Business As Usual, si cimenta sulla lunga distanza. Un racconto dei giorni nostri: una giovane coppia che mette radici, muovendosi in un contorno di personaggi incontrati, incrociati, ribattezzati. Una storia che a volte prende necessariamente la tangente per poter descrivere esattamente chi abbiamo davanti in questa o quella pagina. Una storia come tante, certamente, ma con quelle piccole attenzioni che la fanno ricordare a lungo.

Heartwarming broad comedy about a traveling circus of lovable misfits and the outrageous efforts of a large rival circus to sabotage them during the performance of their lives.

¿Estás necesitando una dosis rápida de risas, sonrisas y quizás carcajadas? ¡Estás en el lugar correcto en el momento adecuado? ¿Estas invitado a una fiesta y quieres convertirte en el centro mediante intervenciones precisas, llenas de humor y de reflexión?"HUMOR BREVE. ¡Dos veces bueno!" es una colección de chistes cortos de una sola frase, expresiones ingeniosas, juegos de palabras, retruécanos, escritos específicamente para obtener una dosis de optimismo que te permita ver en instantes el lado brillante de la vida. Este libro está basado en frases de una sola línea para pensar y reflexionar sobre nuestra vida. No es solo un libro, es una ventana al alma, un espejo de nuestra vida y una pausa para el corazón que permite sumergirse en las profundidades del pensamiento y la reflexión a través de la simplicidad de una sola línea Cada frase es una pieza de humor diseñada para ser leída en segundos, ¡perfecta para un rápido escape de la rutina! ¿Conoces a alguien que necesita una sonrisa? Este libro es el regalo ideal para amigos, familiares o para ti mismo. Déjate contagiar por la risa y descubre por qué dicen que el humor breve es... ¡dos veces bueno! Por qué en las palabras de Shakespeare "la brevedad es el alma del ingenio". Redescubre la maravilla y el misterio que se esconde detrás de las cosas simples en un viaje de autodescubrimiento, humor y sabiduría que te espera en cada página, un pensamiento a la vez. ¡Ordena ya tu copia de "HUMOR BREVE! "Dos veces bueno!" y disfruta de un viaje lleno de humor y diversión! TAGSHumor breve, chistes cortos, buenos chistes, chistes de una sola línea, mejores chistes, expresiones ingeniosas, Juegos de palabras, Retruécanos, fases de una línea, risa, sonrisas, frases para reflexionar, Humor corto, viaje de humor, colección de chistes, ingenio

"The Book of Dating Fiascos" is a captivating anthology of real-life experiences that explore the challenges and triumphs of modern dating drawing from firsthand encounters. This book presents a fresh perspective that underscores the significance of mutual values and companionship in a romantic relationship. As you embark on a journey through the highs and lows of dating, prepare to be amused, inspired, and perhaps even moved. The author firmly believes that love is a fundamental emotion in every individual.

Pictures of Spiders Is the Perfect Gag Gift for Any Occasion! Product Features: - Color Pictures of Spiders.- Perfect for Christmas, Birthdays, or just because.- No sewing required.- The possibilities are endless! Grab Your Copy Today and Make Someone Laugh!

Discover the captivating memoir of Peter Spaghetti, a world-renowned Italian-American chef who serves up a tantalizing blend of mouthwatering recipes and heartwarming stories from his life."Cooking with Pride" is a culinary journey filled with delectable dishes and personal anecdotes, each chapter a delicious course in Peter's extraordinary life, from his beginnings in his nonna's bustling Brooklyn kitchen to his meteoric rise to fame.This is more than just a cookbook. This is a courageous tale of self-discovery and self-love. This is a celebration of being true to oneself in a world that often frowns upon the 'different'. With humor, candor, and the perfect pinch of sass, Peter Spaghetti reveals his journey of coming out, not just as a gay man, but also as a passionate cook, and how these two identities have deliciously intertwined in his life. Each chapter serves up a scrumptious recipe, carefully curated from Peter's personal repertoire, embodying the essence of the story it accompanies.But these aren't just any recipes. Peter lovingly guides you through each step, with every ingredient and instruction perfectly detailed, making it easy for even the most novice of cooks to whip up a culinary masterpiece. From comforting Risotto alla Milanese to a celebratory Rainbow Salad, you'll find recipes that tantalize the taste buds and warm the heart.So, if you're a fan of good food, hearty laughs, and LGBT stories that inspire, then "Cooking with Pride: A Delicious Journey of Flavors and Self-Discovery" is the book for you. Join Peter on this unforgettable journey and along the way, learn to cook, laugh, and live with pride. Bon appétit and happy reading!

Do you love a treasury of well-crafted and sophisticated poetry? This isn't it. It is Mug & Mali's Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry, where Mug & Mali mangled 449 of your most beloved poems, limericks, holiday Cocktail Carols, Mother Booze rhymes, slobbets, t'odes, spree verse, brazenings, pantaloons, and stank verses, and festooned them all with authentic tipsy illustrations. This is the ideal gift for light and heavy drinkers, bar flies, and wannabe English poetry major snots. Curl up with this viscous volume and join the legions of buzzed readers who have been delighted by the magic of alcohol-induced altered states.The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, performance art, and lately, absinthe-crazed cocktail poetry. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.Here are a few of these liver-boggling ditties: Drink up! Drinks are sweeping by;Gulp them down before you die.Something mighty or sublime, Guzzle all at cocktail time.- Johann Wolfgang von GintheThese are the things I hold divine: An ice cold beer, a frosty stein, Rich dark rum, and hand-tossed gin, The taste of scotch, our Bar Maid's grin, Martinis, shots, the buzz that flowers, The cheery call of "Happy Hour!"- Jean Booze BurtHere's what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali's Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry: "This work pairs comic alcohol-related verse with unforgettable images. You can't unsee any of it." - William Baked, Art and Pennilessness."Infested with genuine literary calamity." - John Meltin, Stained Pants Quarterly"This ambitious anthology of mangled cocktail poetry aims high, and misses." - Murk Twain, Academy of Second-Rate Poemers."Mug and Mali are two of a handful of artists whose double-visionary cocktail work is defining New Century Dada." - Marcel Duchump, Questionable Dadaist Journal."Shaken, Not Stirred: Cockeyed Cocktail Poetry is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address"If this poetry doesn't move you, you're not drinking hard enough." - Ulysses S. Grunt."A thoughtless dive into a flaming Tiki bowl." - Walt Witless, True Crime."This poetry is frankly no good. I feel like I may throw up." - Emily Drinkinson."Violent, perverse, tender... it's like swimming in a pitcher of icy dry Martinis." - Dorothy Darker."Mug & Mali are up to their usual shenanigans." - Vito Powers, The New Yanker."A stunningly unique volume that will be banned for ages." - Robert Flost, Poetry Nightmare Quarterly."This collection of cocktail poems and images, which feature innovative depths of alcoholic fervor, reinforce Mug and Mali as leaders of the New Century Dada movement." - Hugo Balk, Impractical Dadaist."How do we get our money back?" - Helen Wheels, The Chicago Chugger."This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Quarterly Literary Bungle"A powerful, ground-breaking work of timeless importance and stature." - Liza Round, The Paid Reviewer."If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, we can see why." - Ira Gurgitate, The Vodka Guzzler.

Lejos del fragor de los debates, proponemos a los principales candidatos a la presidencia del gobierno que crucen impresiones en un ambiente relajado, sin asesores, ensayos ni trucos de mercadotecnia, un coloquio distendido desde la tranquilidad que supone la intrascendencia del medio y la falta de repercusión de sus palabras; sin focos, apuntadores, público ni reproches, sólo un grupo de personas afines en su manifiesta ambición política. Empieza aquí Conversaciones electorales, una charla amable entre Sánchez, Casado, Iglesias, Rivera, Abascal y Errejón, además de dos invitados especiales: Rufián y Esteban... Todos ellos nombres prestados a sus identidades públicas para salvaguardar la integridad de sus conciencias privadas. Advertencia: esta es una obra de ficción. Cualquier parecido con la realidad es evidente. La sensibilidad del lector puede verse herida por el empleo de un lenguaje procaz y una sinceridad descarnada. Para una versión fabulada de esta obra, consulte los programas políticos de sus protagonistas.

Das Leben von Grian Geal, der Prinzessin von Nimrod, hat sich radikal verändert, seit sie auf der Heimatwelt angekommen ist, um bei der Familie Polo zu leben und ihren besten Freund und Freund Marco kennenzulernen. Gemeinsam haben sie unzählige Abenteuer gemeistert, Feinde herausgefordert und Geheimnisse über den Ursprung der Magie und ihre eigene Familie entdeckt. Doch heute ist alles in Gefahr, da zwei Bedrohungen aus der Vergangenheit wieder aufgetaucht sind: Mina Gránóg, eine ehemalige Kriegerin, die davon besessen ist, Monster zu vernichten, und Carmele, eine unsterbliche Eidechse, die sich an Grians Familie rächen und die Magie zerstören will.

Dizionario italiano-romano: Un Viaggio Affascinante nel Cuore del Dialetto Romano!Indispensabile per comprendere ed apprezzare il Dialetto Romano Esplora il ricco mondo del dialetto romano con questo dizionario ideale per regali di compleanno o per feste.Un compagno ideale per momenti di svago, divertimento, e una scelta perfetta come regalo per amici e amiche affezionati al dialetto romano e alla magia della città eterna Scopri una varietà di parole autentiche arricchite da spiegazioni ed esempi esplicativi.Semplice e Chiara Comprenderlo Tutti Grazie alla sua chiarezza e semplicità, questo dizionario è adatto a chiunque, anche a chi non conosce minimamente il Romano

In '25 Things I Want to Say to My Boss But Can't, ' explore the delicate art of workplace communication that candidly addresses common professional challenges with wit and insight. From navigating feedback to seeking growth opportunities, this book provides a roadmap for expressing concerns with diplomacy. Each page unveils a funny and thoughtful approach to discussing concerns, fostering a constructive dialogue between employees and employers. LOL

Embark on a spirited journey through laughter, wit, and thought-provoking insight with "Rick Mercer: A Journey Through Laughter and Insight." Delve into the captivating world of one of Canada's most beloved comedic and political satirists, Rick Mercer, and discover the unparalleled blend of humor and astute observation that defined his illustrious career.Unveil the tapestry of Mercer's comedic genius as he fearlessly navigates the realms of Canadian politics, social issues, and everyday absurdities. From his razor-sharp wit on "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" to the incisive commentary of "The Rick Mercer Report," witness the evolution of a comedic virtuoso whose laughter served as a mirror to the nation's joys, concerns, and triumphs.Join Mercer on a journey that transcends comedy, delving into the heart of Canadian society, politics, and culture. Experience the laughter that echoes through his iconic rants, alongside the profound insights that spark contemplation and drive dialogue on pressing national issues.This captivating exploration captures not only the humor that endeared Mercer to millions but also the depth of his social commentary and the impact of his advocacy. Encounter the man behind the laughter-a storyteller, activist, and beacon of Canadian identity whose wit and wisdom left an indelible mark on the nation's collective consciousness."Rick Mercer: A Journey Through Laughter and Insight" is a heartfelt tribute to a comedic icon, celebrating his unparalleled ability to entertain, provoke thought, and inspire a nation with humor and astute observations that continue to resonate long after the laughter fades.

This short booklet is humor and fiction based on real conversations with atheists. The texts contain the original logic and arguments of atheists. That's why some texts will look strange and unrealistic. Regardless of the joke, the texts bring knowledge, truth and insights.

Смішні пригоди іноземців у чужій країні! Наша збірка оповідань - це калейдоскоп веселих та незвичайних історій про переїзд, бюрократію і, звичайно ж, таємниці жіночого розуму. Читаючи цю книгу, ви зануритеся у світ кумедних пригод, що додасть позитиву до вашого життя. Готові приєднатися до сміху та неймовірних історій? У кожній історії приховано щось особливе, дивовижне та надзвичайно смішне. Головне - вони створені, щоб розвеселити вас та подарувати крапельку радості у ваш день.Нехай ці історії стануть промінчиком світла у сірих буднях, дозволяючи вам посміхнутися й на мить відволіктися від турбот. Насолоджуйтеся цією збіркою та даруйте посмішки друзям!

Just some day to day stories from Rromania