Humor

Children. They are sweet, adorable, cute and sometimes a bit mischievous. I love them for all of their fun-loving and awe-inspiring daily antics. One of my children's nicknames is Raccoon. And with that, I was inspired to create something that was sweet, funny and delightful. I wanted to see raccoons partake in daily, historical and comical situations not unlike their human counterparts. This photo book is filled with charming images brought to life by Midjourney AI. It is a celebration of the playful and mischievous spirit of raccoons (inspired by my own children).

Step into a world where laughter meets creativity with 'Colorful Laughter: A Whimsical Journey of Inspiration.' This enchanting coloring book invites you to unleash your imagination, one vibrant hue at a time. Filled with amusing and uplifting quotes, each page is a canvas for your unique expression. Embrace the joy of coloring outside the lines, find solace in whimsical illustrations, and let the playful quotes inspire a burst of creativity. Whether you're seeking a moment of relaxation or a splash of motivation, 'Colorful Laughter' is your ticket to a delightful escape. Grab your favorite coloring tools and embark on a colorful adventure that celebrates the beauty of laughter, individuality, and the simple joy of being yourself.

All dads cook up jokes, but they don't serve them evenly throughout the house. Some dads are living room dads. Some are garage dads, or shed dads, or basement dads, or even bathroom dads. But one of the most rare and magical dads of all is the Kitchen Dad! His dishes delight your tummy while his jokes decimate your soul. Give in to the sweet torture that arises when dad jokes meet rad recipes in Dad Yolks!

Englishman, writer and actor. Boyfriend, fiancée, now husband, and eloper to France, and then to Spain, where he now lives in peace and love, with wine, cheese, tapas, his man and his dogs. A gay memoir. like no other...The book, the man.I wrote this over a three year period, for many reasons. I suppose it was primarily an expiation of my demons: my father, my self image, my queerness, my diagnosis, my Mother's death, my long term stealthily abusive relationship, the barrenness of the end of it, but ultimately, and I see this retrospectively - at the time, it was most definitely 'ME! ME! ME!....as a kind of self-help book, an example of triumph over despair. No matter how shit things are, they can turn out OK.... Mr. Lucky is the title and my personal avatar.I don't pretend it is great work of literature - though at 465 pages, it IS quite a tome - but I DO know it is a worthy thing - many people who have read it were moved, shocked, amused, horrified in equal measure and, all of those things were real and true and happened to me, in real time. I know, too, that they are happening to other gay men all over the world, and I want THEM to read it, just so they know that their Man in the Big Red Shoes is out there and life can be good, and whole and powerful. If you know of someone struggling with the themes covered in this book, please, urge them to read it. Apart from being fahhhbulous, it may well help. It may even save a life. If I achieve that, just once, then my work is done.Synopsis: 'A night at Turnpike Lane' 'The enormous size of the bloke's penis was the least of my worries: how it fucked the rest of my life was the worst thing about that night.' The culmination of his life so far, this one event would lead to Mr. Lucky's whole life pivoting on its axis.Mr Lucky: a boy; a man; a nascent homo; an unworldly queer. Mr. Lucky blunders his way through a life of confusion, and loss, driven always by the need for love, the need for sex, the need for approval, all of which inevitably, lead him to a place of silent abuse and then of crucifying shame - until he finally meets the Man in the Big Red Shoes.Mr. Lucky is lucky after all.

Nobody has all the answers but, when it comes to issues concerning today's evangelical Christian, Dr. Dale has most of them. From his humble beginnings as a street preacher and founding member of the trinity-themed Christian rock group, Threesus, Dr. Dale has become the go-to source for Christians looking for answers to questions about everything from abortion to gay marriage to gay abortion. What does Dr. Dale say about climate change? "Seriously, that's another thing they're pushing. Stop eating meat so we can get rid of all the cows because their intestinal gas is heating up the planet. Hey, you know what other creature emits intestinal gas? Humans! Especially humans eating a bunch of bean curd because we got rid of all the meat!" Masturbation? "When it comes to the subject of masturbation, it's a bit of a gray area. Especially when you get to be my age, LOL. Seriously, the whole damn area is gray. They should make a special version of Just for Men for your nether regions because, trust me, you can't just use the regular kind down there. It burns like a lap dance from Joan of Arc."The woke agenda? "This is all part of that Critical Race Theory, designed by the far left as a means of vilifying White people and rewriting history. Every time you turn around (and I don't know about you, but I turn around a lot) they're telling us that Christopher Columbus was a rapist or that George Washington was a slave owner. They're straight up trying to ruin our childhoods. Next thing you know they'll be saying that Elvis was Filipino or that Scooby Doo was just two cartoon midgets in a dog costume."If you've got questions, get your answers from a certified expert because, while the Lord may work in mysterious ways, Dr. Dale prefers to quote from the Bible and shoot from the hip.

Now I have a sequel. Ho-Ho-Ho! Terrorists have seized control of Knickerbocker Plaza and taken Santa hostage!One woman has had enough.She's alone, tired, and her husband is tied up in the office on Christmas Eve.It's time to fight. It's time to Rein Harder...With a Vengeance! Reindeer Games is back with all your favourite characters (who didn't die in the first one!) and this time, it's personal!

"Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" is a hilarious collection of joke books that will keep sports enthusiasts, athletes, and comedy lovers entertained for hours.From clever one-liners to playful wordplay, these joke books offer a wide range of humor that appeals to all ages. Whether you're a die-hard fan of basketball, football, soccer, baseball, or cricket, or simply enjoy a good laugh, these books have something for everyone.Whether you're a player, a fan, or simply someone who loves a good joke, "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" promises endless amusement and will leave you in stitches with its witty and clever humor.

From Nine Lives to The Great Unknown Communicate with spirits with this feline-themed spirit board set: Mini cat-themed spirit board replica: 8 1/4 x 8 1/4 inch folding spirit board with usable cat-shaped planchette Illustrated mini book: 32-page, 2-1/2 x 3 inch mini book on how to use your spirit board and the many ways cats are conduits to the supernatural world Perfect gift for spooky cat lovers: Both feline fanatics and occult fans will love this unique product.

Broken poems, aphorisms, Chinese proverbs, and a few humorous stories, short stuff in short, don't expect great things

Welcome to the audacious universe of confrontational mastery! In this satirical guide, "A Guide to Becoming a First Amendment Frauditor", we invite you to journey through the whimsical landscape of activism, controversies, and financial prowess. Whether you're an aspiring auditor, an enthusiast, or an observer seeking light relief, this symphony of satire promises laughter, reflection, and a unique exploration of the art of becoming a frauditor. Delve into the audacious world of perpetual offense, where outrage becomes an art form, transforming mundane situations into confrontational epics. From mastering the art of outrage to wielding a high-quality camera like a cinematic maestro, auditors learn the theatrical nuances that elevate their confrontations into captivating spectacles. Discover the cha-ching chronicles of monetized mayhem as auditors explore various revenue streams, turning confrontations into a lucrative dance of financial freedom. Success stories of auditors who transformed their knack for confrontation into full-time careers provide a satirical glimpse into the financial symphony of audacious activism. In the dance of public relations, auditors learn to turn haters into hype with strategic apologies that acknowledge wrongdoing while leaving the audience hungry for more controversy. The backlash ballet becomes a choreography of finesse, revealing the artful dance of audacious contrition. As the symphony of activism evolves, auditors predict future trends in confrontation content, from virtual reality auditors to space audits. Satirical explorations into the quantum realm, holographic harmonies, and time-traveling troubleshooters provide a humorous glimpse into the potential frontiers of audacious activism. Navigate the shifting landscapes of societal norms and legal terrains with grace in the evolution of the confrontation. From virtual reality virtuosos to Martian mavericks, auditors learn to adapt their confrontations to remain fresh, relevant, and appealing in changing times. "A Guide to Becoming a First Amendment Fraudito" is not just a guide; it's a symphony that captures the essence of activism. Whether you seek laughter, contemplation, or a practical guide to the art of confrontation, this book promises an entertaining and thought-provoking journey through the corridors of audacity. The stage is set, the curtain rises, and the audacious saga unfolds. Are you ready to master the art of confrontational mastery? The grand auditorium of audacity awaits!

Laughter Has No Expiry Date!✶ Shared Joy: Each joke builds a bridge of smiles between loved ones.✶ Evergreen Gift: A treasure trove of chuckles, perfect for any occasion.✶ Quality Chuckles: Curated with care for laughter all year round.✶ Humor for All: Wide-ranging jokes to cater to every comedic taste.✶ Laughter, Shared: Bringing people closer, one giggle at a time.✶ Timeless Mirth: A legacy of laughter that's always in season.A must-have for those who appreciate the lighter side of life.Seize the Smiles Today! The journey of joy doesn't need a calendar. Embrace the fun anytime, turning pages into lasting memories. Grab your copy and let the good times rol

Welcome to "Relaxing Coloring Book for Pregnant Moms: Serene Moments," a uniquely crafted adult coloring book dedicated to expectant mothers. This book is a celebration of the magical journey of pregnancy, offering a serene escape into the world of art and relaxation. On each page, you'll discover a carefully curated collection of illustrations, designed to resonate with the experiences and emotions of pregnant women.Drawing inspiration from the essence of motherhood, this coloring book is more than just an activity - it's a therapeutic journey. Each illustration, ranging from intricate floral patterns to soft, abstract designs, is crafted to provide a tranquil coloring experience. Whether you're a first-time mom or welcoming another addition to your family, this book offers a peaceful retreat into creativity and calm.This Pregnant Coloring Book theme extends beyond just the act of coloring. It's an invitation to connect with your inner self, to reflect on the beauty of creating life, and to embrace the changes your body is undergoing. The variety of designs ensure that there is something for every mood and moment, from simple patterns for times when you seek relaxation to more complex designs that engage your focus and creativity.In our coloring book for pregnant moms, we understand the importance of self-care during pregnancy. That's why each page is not just a picture but a part of your journey to motherhood. The act of coloring can be meditative, providing a space for mindfulness and introspection. It's a moment to step away from the hustle of daily life and focus on the life growing within you.Our adult coloring book for pregnant women has been thoughtfully designed to be accessible to all skill levels. The varying levels of complexity cater to your personal preference, making it an ideal choice for both beginners and experienced colorists. It's a perfect way to unwind after a long day, to spend quiet weekends, or simply to enjoy a moment of peace in your busy schedule.As a relaxing coloring book for pregnant women, this book is a testament to the strength and beauty of motherhood. Every page invites you to immerse yourself in a world of color and creativity, helping you to de-stress and connect with the life blossoming within you.Moreover, this pregnant mom coloring book also includes insightful tips on relaxation and mindfulness, specifically tailored for expectant mothers. These tips are woven throughout the book, offering guidance on how to maximize the benefits of your coloring experience.In essence, this coloring book is not just a collection of images; it's a companion during your pregnancy. It's a tool to help you relax, to nurture your creative spirit, and to celebrate the incredible journey you are on. With each stroke of color, you are not just filling in a design; you are expressing your hopes, dreams, and love for the little one you are about to meet.Whether it's a gift for yourself or a thoughtful present for a pregnant friend or family member, "Relaxing Coloring Book for Pregnant Moms: Serene Moments" is a treasure that transcends the ordinary coloring book. It's an experience, a moment of peace, and a celebration of the journey to motherhood. So, pick up your colored pencils, find a comfortable spot, and let the journey of relaxation and creativity begin.

Get ready to deck the halls with moments of joy and unwrap a present of laughter with "50 Dad Jokes for Christmas". This merriment-packed collection of Christmas-themed jokes, puns, and playful humor is sure to have everyone around the tree savoring the gift of good times.From tangled lights to snowman shenanigans, these jokes are perfectly wrapped to add a dash of festive cheer to your Christmas celebration. So, buckle up for a sleigh ride through the humorous side of the holiday season, and discover why this collection is a must-have for anyone seeking a stocking stuffer of humor with their Christmas cookies.With each punchline crafted to bring smiles as bright as twinkling lights, these jokes are bound to create a warm and laughter-filled atmosphere around your festive gathering. Get ready to share the joy of laughter with family and friends, and make this Christmas a truly memorable and jolly occasion.So, trim the tree, pass the eggnog, and get ready to unwrap the hilarity. Because, after all, Christmas is not just about the presents-it's also a time for laughter, goodwill, and creating cherished memories with those you hold dear.

Get ready to carve out moments of joy and feast on a cornucopia of laughter with "50 Dad Jokes for Thanksgiving". This laughter-packed collection of Thanksgiving-themed jokes, puns, and playful humor is sure to have everyone at the table gobbling up good times.From stuffing mishaps to cranberry calamities, these jokes are perfectly seasoned to add a dash of merriment to your Thanksgiving celebration. So, buckle up for a journey through the hilarious side of the holiday season, and discover why this collection is a must-have for anyone craving a side dish of humor with their turkey.With each punchline crafted to bring smiles as hearty as a Thanksgiving meal, these jokes are bound to create a warm and laughter-filled atmosphere around your dinner table. Get ready to share the gift of laughter with family and friends, and make this Thanksgiving a truly memorable and joyous occasion.So, set the table, pass the gravy, and get ready to gobble up the hilarity. Because, after all, Thanksgiving is not just about the feast-it's also a time for laughter, gratitude, and creating cherished memories with those you hold dear.

Join the wonderful world of "Speed's Colorful Adventures", an enchanting coloring book designed to captivate the imagination of young artists. Meet Speed, an adorable and adventurous hamster who loves exploring and making new friends.

⭐ Vous vous ennuyez souvent lorsque vous êtes aux toilettes ? Tu en as assez d'utiliser ton smartphone quand tu fais caca ? Aimerais-tu faire quelque chose d'amusant ? ⭐ Si la réponse est OUI, alors ce livre est parfait pour toi. Ce livre est parfait pour te détendre et t'amuser pendant l'un des moments les plus importants de la journée: quand tu fais caca ! Ce livre contient: ✅ Des puzzles, des quiz, des énigmes de difficulté variable.✅ Des textes faciles à comprendre et bien structurés✅ des solutions à la fin du livre Ce livre est idéal: ✅ pour soi, pour s'amuser et pour entraîner son cerveau✅ pour offrir à ses amis et à sa famille✅ pour s'amuser en famille✅ pour avoir un cadeau de rechange (pour les cadeaux de dernière minute)

⭐ Cagar es uno de los mejores momentos del día. Sin embargo, sin los aliados adecuados, también puede ser uno de los momentos más aburridos ⭐ Y cómo hacerlo aún más relajante y divertido?Cosas que Hacer para Divertirse en "el Trono" está aquí precisamente para eso. Con sus extravagantes acertijos y adivinanzas, tus momentos de "caca" serán aún más divertidos y relajantes.Este libro es ideal: ✅ para ti mismo, para divertirte en el baño✅ para regalar a amigos y familiares✅ para divertirse en familia✅ para tener como regalo de repuesto (para regalos de última hora)

Holly Jolly Dilemmas: 100 Would You Rather PuzzlesImmerse yourself in the festive spirit with "Holly Jolly Dilemmas: 100 Would You Rather Puzzles." This enchanting book isn't just a collection of questions - it's a joyful exploration of holiday-themed choices that will delight and entertain you throughout the season.Imagine a book that not only presents engaging puzzles but also inspires laughter, conversation, and joyful reflection. Each of the 100 puzzles is thoughtfully designed to bring the magic of Christmas to your daily life. As you delve into each dilemma, you'll find yourself choosing between whimsical and heartwarming scenarios that capture the essence of the holiday season.Key Features: 100 Engaging Puzzles: Carefully crafted to spark imagination and bring joy, perfect for both personal enjoyment and group fun.Festive Themes: Each puzzle is infused with the spirit of Christmas, from Santa's adventures to the wonders of a winter wonderland.Interactive Experience: More than just reading, this book invites you to ponder and discuss, turning each puzzle into a shared festive moment.Holiday Bonding: Ideal for gatherings, family nights, or as a delightful pastime, it's a wonderful way to connect with loved ones.Versatile Enjoyment: Whether cozying up by the fireplace or bringing fun to a holiday party, these puzzles cater to all moods and settings.Perfect Gift: A charming present for anyone who loves the holiday season and enjoys a good ponder."Holly Jolly Dilemmas: 100 Would You Rather Puzzles" is your gateway to embracing the festive cheer. Let each dilemma whisk you away to a world of Yuletide joy and create unforgettable moments this holiday season.Embark on this merry journey today and let each puzzle add a sprinkle of Christmas magic to your life!

HEY TU! SEI MAI FINITO NEL VORTICE DELLO SCROLLING "NO SENSE" INFINITO SUL TUO SMARTPHONE MENTRE.. BEH, DICIAMO, TI PRENDI UNA PAUSA IN BAGNO?

Questo volumetto raccoglie due serie di disegni a firma Cinzia Ricci, "Gli omininidi e lo Sport" e "Cicci's Guggenheim Museum". Come ogni altro lavoro dell'autore che abbia avuto per protagonisti gli omininidi, entrambe sono nate per gioco e studio. La prima è accompagnata da piccoli bozzetti a colori realizzati nel lontano 1988, la seconda include seppur in sole quattro tavole, la tecnica del collage, unico caso in tutta la produzione artistica di Ethan Ricci. Il suo sguardo ironico pervade e anima la sua narrativa regalando al lettore meno indifferente dei piccoli gioielli grafici. Tutte le opere qui riprodotte, realizzate tra il 1988 e il 2000, sono state riadattate digitalmente per il Web nel 2007 e fanno parte della collezione privata dell'autore.

Enter the hilarious realm of workplace bathroom diplomacy with 'Toilet Etiquette: How To Sh*t At Work.' This laugh-out-loud guide unveils the unwritten rules of restroom finesse, featuring a riotous blend of comical anecdotes and clever insights. From synchronized exits to the art of creating a restroom symphony, this book transforms the mundane into a sidesplitting odyssey of office hilarity. Your coworkers will thank you for bringing humor to the most unexpected of places!

Welcome to the ultimate book of... absolutely nothing! '100 Things You Are The Best At' is not just a book; it's a laughter-filled journey to nowhere. Each page masterfully crafted to bring you the best of nothing, peppered with a dash of humor and a pinch of sarcasm.Why You Need This Book: To enjoy the lighter side of life.For a good chuckle and a quirky twist.As the perfect gag gift that keeps on giving.So, are you ready to explore the most amusing non-adventure of your life? Open up and let the fun of nothingness begin!

"Raising Kids to Not Be D!cks" is a collection of witty, candid, and humorous stories that delve into the challenges of raising kids. Kristy shares her laugh-out-loud perspective on the wild ride of parenthood, complete with tales of poop on the table, conversations about not taking phones to the toilet, and how to navigate teenage grunts and battle to balance tech with life. Not forgetting the crucial lesson in life balance, the art of not being a dick - a strategic toolkit for life! This book won't magically decrease the moments you beg the gods for strength or reduce the number of times you say "For the love of all things holy, WHY!" Instead, it promises to resonate with readers, evoking nods of understanding, fits of laughter, and a sense of camaraderie in the shared struggles of raising your kids to be the best they can be. Grab a glass of wine (or two) and settle in for tales of growth, humour, and the bond between a mother and her towering teen. "Raising Kids to NOT Be D!cks" serves as a reminder that even in the craziest moments of parenthood, the love, laughter, and maybe a bit of wine, is the glue that holds the shitshow together!

Ho cominciato a disegnare "omininidi" alle elementari, per gioco. Muratori, meccanici, imbianchini - poi ho smesso e li ho dimenticati per lungo tempo. Nel 1986, per sopravvivere alla noia mortale di una giornata trascorsa in spiaggia, provai a riesumarli e tale fu il divertimento che continuai a disegnarli sino ai primi anni del 2000. Omininidi: caricature umane talvolta tenere, altre ciniche, spietate. Piccoli esserini un po' imbranati, capaci però di somigliarci e, spero, farci sorridere - magari anche di noi stessi.

Vous n'avez toujours rien compris au postulat de la réduction du paquet d'ondes ? à la différence entre quarks et anti-quarks ? Au concept aristotélicien de l'entéléchie ? Ni à la conjoncture de Riemann ? Ce livre n'est toujours pas fait pour vous. En revanche, si vous vous êtes déjà retrouvés aux WC en vous demandant si Jésus savait faire un produit en croix, vous êtes encore au bon endroit.

This is a collection of short stories based on my experiences as a child and young adult.

Join these charming cats as they immerse themselves in traditional human situations, showcasing their unique personalities and the joy they bring to the most wonderful time of the year. From cats donning adorable Santa hats to enjoying a festive feast at the Christmas dinner table, curling up by the crackling fireplace, and even lending a paw to build snowmen, each page is a delightful reminder of the special bond we share with our feline companions.With 35 beautifully illustrated pages filled with heartwarming moments, "It's a Cat Book: Cats at Christmas!" is the perfect addition to your holiday bookshelf. Whether you're a cat lover, a Christmas enthusiast, or simply looking for a dose of seasonal cheer, this book is sure to warm your heart and bring a smile to your face.Perfect for readers of all ages, this book captures the magic and wonder of Christmas through the eyes of our beloved feline friends. Share the joy and laughter of the holiday season with your family and friends by gifting them this adorable and charming book. Make "It's a Cat Book: Cats at Christmas!" a cherished tradition in your home and celebrate the magic of the season with a touch of feline whimsy.

Benvenuti nel mondo esilarante e spesso assurdo dell'ingegneria gestionale, dove il semplice atto di fare la fila si trasforma in una commedia di paradossi e situazioni paradossali! "Bravo, sai metterti in fila!" non è solo un libro; è un'avventura nel cuore delle situazioni quotidiane che tutti conosciamo troppo bene, ma viste attraverso l'occhio arguto e goliardico dell'ingegneria gestionale. Immergetevi in capitoli che vi porteranno dalla fila alla posta a quella in autostrada, esplorando con umorismo e acume scientifico il "Paradosso di Braess" e il mistero del perché la "cassa veloce" al supermercato sia sempre la più lenta. Scoprite perché, a volte, essere troppo efficienti può causare caos completo, e perché la fila al cinema può essere la parte migliore del film.Non perderti gli altri irriverenti titoli firmati La Gabbia: "La sfiga è dietro l'angolo""È ora di dire BASTA!: Impara a dire NO!""Non sono stato io: Le ragioni perché non è mai mai mai colpa tua""Il mio rutto libero: Breve saggio di società e costume""Cucina per fuorisede: Evitiamo di avvelenare i coinquilini?""Il sale aggiusta tutto, forse pure te""A te e famiglia: Il libro Augurio degli Auguri""Si, avevi ragione tu. Saturno ti odia.""Invasioni acustiche: dal microfono al misfatto""Sei un 8! Smettila di buttarti giù"E molti altri!

Claudia è diventata una zombie, Laura si è innamorata. Il mondo è sottosopra, soprattutto perché le due improbabili compagne di apocalisse hanno preso possesso della PharmaKnox Kemist. Claudia sta disperatamente cercando un modo per rendere gli zombie autosufficienti, per salvare ciò che resta dell'umanità, ma per farlo ha bisogno dell'aiuto di Michela, dispersa da mesi insieme alla sua famiglia.Ciò che nessuna di loro sa è che il pericolo è vicino, pronto ad abbattersi su di loro con la forza di un uragano. E stavolta, se non riusciranno a salvarsi, sarà davvero la fine. Per tutti. Il capitolo conclusivo della trilogia sci-fi italiana, un concentrato di cadaveri ambulanti, queerness, umorismo di dubbio gusto e proiettili.