Humor

Alma vive su vida normal y feliz con su marido, compartiendo su día a día con él y su mejor amigo.Alma también vive en las redes sociales, donde el destino le cruza con alguien que pone su vida patas arriba.La toxicidad, la obsesión, los límites y la lealtad...¿Qué Alma resistirá?

Calapene is back in the news, but not for all the right reasons. After 40 years of CRAP government, political sabotage and dodgy dealing abound as German resident, Jorgen Schmidt becomes Mayor of the small coastal village. WIll he survive all attempts to discredit him and remove him from office?

Is your last nerve sizzling? Did your kids color the wall (again)?Do you ever lose your mind wondering "Why is this wet?!"Did you ever repeat yourself so many times that the words start mushing together like jumbled up angst-stew? We've all been there. And now there's a book to settle the score! This delicately worded bedtime story will achieve absolutely nothing in the way of behavior management, but hopefully the laughs will extend that last nerve of yours long enough to get those kids into time out where they belong. Happy sizzling!

A children's book for adults and children alike.Peter the Skeeter is a story about a young mosquito living in Goochland, Virginia. Peter lives at the Pond with his Mama, Papa and 147 brothers and sisters. While playing tag with his two brothers, Peter winds up in the car of the Harlup family (the humans who own the land that the pond sits on) and is on his way to New York City. Peter, who has never left the pond, is confused and scared yet eager to find out what life is like beyond the pond. He has a run in with a truck driver at a rest area, which unknowingly kidnaps Peter in his hat and takes Peter into his truck where he meets a family of fleas. Peter finds his way back to the Harlup's car, with the help of the "flea circus", hoping that if he stays with the Harlup family, they will eventually go home. While Peter is being unwillingly transported to New York, his Papa and two brothers devise a plan to find him and bring him home. Meanwhile, Mama Skeeter, who always watches the TV through the Harlup's kitchen window, hears that a big machine will be spraying mosquito killer throughout New York that very evening Peter will arrive. Upon Peter's arrival to New York, Peter forgets his plan to stay with the Harlups and starts flying towards the bright lights of Broadway. There he bumps into Barbara, a glamorous skeeter actress who becomes very annoyed that this young, country skeeter interrupted her scene. Bernadette, a large skeeter actress with bright red lipstick consoles Peter as Barbara becomes overly dramatic. Sir Frederick, another skeeter actor, introduces himself to Peter and explains to him that he has just met the "world famous Thespian Skeeters of Broadway". While Peter is getting to know the Thespian Skeeters, Papa, Buddy and Tom are exiting the bus into the bustling streets of New York. They quickly realize that their chances of finding Peter in this big city are very slim. They contrive an ingenious method of searching for him without losing each other. Peter again realizes that his only hope of returning home is with the Harlups so he begins a mission to find them. He heads to Central Park, at the direction of the Thespian Skeeters, to see if he could find the Harlups and food. Along the way he encounters a street wino, The West Nile Gang, (a group of rough female skeeters), The Skugs (a group of mobster skeeters from Little Italy), and even his family for a brief moment before being threatened by the deadly mosquito spray truck. Peter was saved at the last minute from the giant truck by a mysterious female skeeter, Sandra. Together they wind up on in the West Village having to hide from the "big machine". There, Peter meets some of Sandra's friends like Al who lives at the 4th Street basketball courts and Begga, a small homeless mosquito. Peter and Sandra campout inside a building at the New York University campus, to stay away from the dangerous poison the giant machine is spraying. Peter is anxious to continue his quest to find a way home but Sandra explains to him that they have to stay in doors until the sun comes up. Always one step behind him, Peter's family continues to track him courageously through the big city while befriending native mosquitoes who offer to help them find Peter. Some of the New York mosquitoes, however, have their own unsavory reasons for helping Papa, Buddy and Tom. Escaping their clutches becomes another of the adventures that all of them must survive to reunite as a family and return to their beloved Virginia pond. Even after the families escape from the giant machine's poison and the Skugs, Sandra and Peter find themselves at the start of another adventure.

本書集結旅美華裔女作家余國英女士2022年到2023年在報章雜誌和網站上發表的二十五篇散文，曾由海外文軒公眾號連載的中篇小說《瓜田李下》等及長篇小說《小棉襖余愛臺》（將於杜十娘公眾號連載）；篇篇含蓄雋永，妙筆生花，引人入勝，令人不禁莞爾──其中散文《手拉手，向前走》更是榮獲第31屆【漢新文學獎徵文比賽】金獎！閱讀，是最好的學習，余國英的文采充滿幽默風趣，她的作品字裡行間無不閃現著幽默才華；一首首動人心弦的文學旋律，伴隨著美妙悅耳的抒情樂章，徜徉於萬里時空的中西軸線，匯聚成晝夜不息的大川大河，浪奔向中華文化的傳承與域外漢學的新世紀。●《跋》●問：余國英女士，請問妳最新出版的一本書，書名叫什麼？答：新書名是《小棉襖余愛台》預計於2024年1月1日出版。問：這本書內容是什麼？答：《小棉襖與愛台》收集了2022年到2023年在報章雜誌和網站上發表的：I. 短篇散文，共24篇，記錄了大疫內兩年以來，日常生活的點點滴滴和心路歷程。II. 中篇小說《瓜田李下》曾由海外文軒公眾號連載，III. 長篇小說《小棉襖余愛台》將于杜十娘連載。問：在哪裡可以購買到這本書？答：在台灣有金石堂網站和三民網站，在美國及世界其他國可以由亞馬遜網站網購紙板書及電子版書。問：可否說一說長篇小說《小棉襖余愛台》的故事大綱。答：小棉襖余愛台故事大綱：台灣省立嘉義中學教數學的余老師家中新雇用了一位阿里山鄒族山地姑娘高阿月，數月之後，她突然生了一個小女嬰。其實，高阿月早有一位青梅竹馬的同族男朋友阿凱在嘉義市內打工存錢，約好五年以後結婚，在兩人分開的時間內，她救助了一位被追捕而受傷的台大學生讀書會會員，不慎懷孕，小寶寶的生父下落不明。可愛的小寶寶深得余家人尤其是少主余京生的喜愛。高阿月見余老師的兒子很喜歡這個小寶寶，就懇求余家收養為童養媳。上世紀50年代，台灣的政府已經明令禁止童養媳的制度，雖然在民間仍然十分盛行。幸好余京生當機立斷，決定收余愛台為養女，此後，小棉襖余愛台與余家發展出了長達70年的溫馨故事。余國英，生於中國大陸，1949年隨父母遷臺，國立臺灣大學畢業後，得羅格斯大學全額獎學金赴美，先後畢業於羅格斯大學研究所、康乃爾大學研究所。曾任教於母校羅格斯大學及汎尼笛根生大學。任職於愛絲蘭黛公司。退休後專心寫作，任北美華文作家聯誼會副會長、世界華文女作家協會秘書長等職。

"Where's Boogie" is a quirky story about boogers. While the storyline is meant to be fun and entertaining, the overall goal of this book is to encourage the reader to think about making good decisions and taking responsibility for their actions. Exaggerated situations are used to illustrate how one small action could quickly turn into something much bigger. A super tissue hero was designed to show how anyone can be a hero by simply making good choices.

Statsarbeiderne 3 - De nyttige idioteneMaktens tjenere og deres eventyr.Sarkastisk historie Av ARDUINO ROSSIPå omslaget akryl på lerret av Arduino Rossi PresentasjonMakt trenger alltid idioter, som den setter i visse kommandoposisjoner, for å manipulere og bruke til sine egne formål.I Italia, i løpet av de siste 70 årene, har idioter klatret opp på alle karrierestigene, offentlige generelt, men også private.De er kraften som opprettholder et parasittisk, skittent og udemokratisk system, med absurditeter gjentatt som sannhet og informasjon temmet.De tilhører middelklassen, som jeg definerer som middelmådig, på grunn av mangel på verdier, på idealer, men med intet i hodet, av domestiserte mennesker, ute av stand til kreativitet, men også på rasjonell og kritisk intelligens.I dag er de gode, men en gang i tiden var de sosialister, kristendemokrater, 68-tilhengere, men også høyrefolk med alle sine ulike nyanser, eller trofaste menighetsmedlemmer som imidlertid frigjorde seg fra sognet da det ikke lenger var lønnsomt.De er fagforeningsmedlemmer, men partiets standpunkt er ikke fast, alle symboler er nyttige og det som betyr noe er alltid å spise.De er elendige, uvitende, med en forestillingskultur, de kan fire fakta utenat og de skryter av det, med bakomslagene alltid lest i stedet for boken.Makten er offisielt i hendene på fikserne, korrupte, korruptorer, pro-mafia, men også alltid trofaste mot institusjonene, de er likeverdige med plebs, som de forakter, bare med mye mer penger.De har karakteristikken av å vite at de er lite verdt, på alle måter, men de forakter sine fedre og bestefedre, arbeidere og bønder, som var ekte, autentiske, ærlige mennesker og mistillit til stinkere.De er menneskene uten sjel, uten fortid, som lever på subkulturer, banaliteter og klisjeer, som de sjelden leser i aviser eller hører på tv, nesten alltid og i dag også på sosiale medier.Jeg definerer dem som de dumme menneskene, som er skjebnebestemt til å bli utryddet til slutt, med sin intethet: livet, historien, vil feie dem bort og bare vitser vil bli igjen av dem.Mange historierDet gjøres karriere i oratorietEntreprenørordførerenRikdom går gjennom partieneVeldedighet gjør deg rikHelsevesen og mange bedrifterKokte sardinerKarriere sorenskriverFagforeningsmannen går til konkurransenKlemmer i pestens tidDe nye partisaneneUniversitetslærerenDen vellykkede rumpenBankmannenKameleonenJournalistenKonkurranseBurosaurenDen prostituerteLeveringsmannenBonsaienFyren

Get ready for a hilarious adventure in "Dadly Puns: 300 Dad Jokes and Puns for Kids"! Bursting with laughter, this book is your ticket to a world of whimsical wordplay, clever puns, and dad jokes that will have the whole family in stitches.Inside, you'll discover a treasure trove of 300 handpicked dad jokes, carefully crafted to tickle the funny bones of kids and adults alike. From puns that'll make you groan to jokes that'll leave you grinning ear to ear, "Dadly Puns" is the ultimate collection for little jokesters and seasoned humor enthusiasts.Why choose "Dadly Puns" for your family?Endless Laughter: Each page is a passport to laughter, with jokes that promise to entertain and delight.Family-Friendly Humor: Share smiles and create lasting memories with jokes that are wholesome and perfect for all ages. No foul language, cursing or toilet humor!Brain-Boosting Fun: Packed with clever wordplay, these dad jokes are not just funny but also a playful way to stimulate young minds.Read Aloud or Solo: Whether you're reading together as a family or your little one is diving into solo giggles, "Dadly Puns" is perfect for all occasions.Great Gift: Looking for a unique and amusing gift for birthdays or holidays? Look no further - "Dadly Puns" is the gift that keeps on giving.Join the laughter revolution and add "Dadly Puns: 300 Dad Jokes and Puns for Kids" to your collection today. Get ready for chuckles, grins, and a whole lot of dadly delights! Buy it now!

Embark on a whimsical journey through the world of haircuts with "The Conservative's Guide to Lesbian Haircuts: A Snip in the Right Direction." This light-hearted and humorous book is designed to bridge the gap between conservative viewpoints and the bold, expressive world of modern hairstyles, particularly those popular within lesbian culture.Through a series of engaging chapters, this guide takes readers on an entertaining exploration of various haircut styles, their cultural significance, and their place in today's fashion landscape. From the classic bob to the daring undercut, each style is presented with a blend of witty commentary, historical anecdotes, and playful observations.But it's not all just fun and games. This book also serves as a unique platform for understanding and acceptance, using humor as a tool to explore diverse perspectives and foster a conversation about identity, self-expression, and the ever-evolving nature of personal style. It challenges stereotypes and encourages readers to appreciate the beauty and creativity inherent in all forms of self-expression.Whether you're conservative in your style or adventurous with your locks, "The Conservative's Guide to Lesbian Haircuts" promises to be an enlightening and enjoyable read. Packed with amusing anecdotes, DIY haircut disasters, and a comprehensive glossary of hair-related terms, this book is sure to educate, entertain, and maybe even inspire your next trip to the salon. So grab your scissors (or just your sense of humor), and get ready for a delightful snip through the world of haircuts!

Presenting Urban Fairy Tales: Totally Twisted Part 2!

The engaging coloring book "Some Things Don't Exist Coloring Book" is full of amazing pictures that inspire creativity. Each page is embellished with rich pictures that invite readers to explore their creativity and use color to bring their visions to life. In addition to providing a unique and entertaining way to explore the fantasy world, this book also offers various advantages to users. Here are the top three advantages: Creative Exploration: A chance for self-expression and creative inquiry is offered by this coloring book. It invites readers to immerse themselves in a fantastical world and allow their creativity to run wild as they customize the entrancing graphics. It provides a venue for letting creativity go and exploring fresh artistic horizons.Relaxation and Stress Relief: It has been demonstrated that coloring can ease tension and encourage relaxation. People can get relief from their daily stresses, unwind, and feel at ease by engrossing themselves in the process of coloring these appealing pictures. It helps people reduce tension and achieve a feeling of calmness by acting as a calming and contemplative activity.Emotional Escape and Inspiration: This coloring book provides a way to get away from reality and into a realm of inspiration and creativity. It enables people to briefly put their regular worries aside and visit a world where dreams are realized. The Outside Of Your Imagination depictions in the book can inspire readers, kindle their creativity, and elevate their spirits, offering a means of emotional escape and renewal.Product Details: 8.5 x 11 Inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm)Glossy paperback cover102 pages50 unique fantasy coloring pages for everyoneSingle-sided to minimize bleed through*The product is very suitable as a gift for anyone*

((( L'unico con 50 segreti sul Milan ))). In questo libro, i lettori esploreranno le vite, le sfide e i trionfi del Milan. Sarà un viaggio coinvolgente attraverso il presente e il futuro del club, mostrando come la passione per il calcio e l'impegno costante abbiano contribuito a rendere il Milan una delle squadre più rispettate e amate al mondo. 50 sfumature di rossonero. 50 curiosità, segreti e aneddoti affascinanti sulla storia del Milan:

Racconti brevi e spassosissimi tra equivoci, fraintendimenti e monumentali figuracce, vi faranno sorridere a più non posso.Le rocambolesche avventure di un amministratore condominiale, narrate con sagace ironia, per mostrare tutti gli aspetti di un lavoro solo all'apparenza normale.

Les fonctionnaires 3 - Les idiots utilesLes serviteurs du pouvoir et leurs aventures.Histoire sarcastique De ARDUINO ROSSISur la couverture acrylique sur toile d'Arduino RossiPrésentationLe pouvoir a toujours besoin d'idiots, qu'il place à certains postes de commandement, pour les manipuler et les utiliser à ses propres fins.En Italie, au cours des 70 dernières années, les idiots ont gravi tous les échelons de carrière, publics en général, mais aussi privés.Ils sont la force qui maintient un système parasitaire, sale et antidémocratique, avec des absurdités répétées tandis que la vérité et l'information sont apprivoisées.Ils appartiennent à la classe moyenne, que je définis comme médiocre, en raison du manque de valeurs, d'idéaux, mais avec le néant dans la tête, de gens domestiqués, incapables de créativité, mais aussi d'intelligence rationnelle et critique.Aujourd'hui, ce sont des bienfaiteurs, mais autrefois ils étaient socialistes, démocrates-chrétiens, partisans de 68, mais aussi de droite avec toutes leurs nuances, ou des paroissiens fidèles qui se sont pourtant affranchis de la paroisse lorsqu'elle n'était plus rentable. .Ils sont syndiqués, mais la position du parti n'est pas figée, tous les symboles sont utiles et ce qui compte c'est toujours de manger.Ils sont misérables, ignorants, avec une culture notionnelle, ils connaissent quatre faits par coeur et ils s'en vantent, la quatrième de couverture étant toujours lue à la place du livre.Le pouvoir est officiellement entre les mains des truands, corrompus, corrupteurs, pro-mafia, mais aussi toujours fidèles aux institutions, ils sont égaux à la plèbe, qu'ils méprisent, mais avec beaucoup plus d'argent.Ils ont la particularité de savoir qu'ils ne valent pas grand-chose, dans tous les sens du terme, mais ils méprisent leurs pères et leurs grands-pères, ouvriers et agriculteurs, qui étaient des êtres humains réels, authentiques, honnêtes et méfiants envers les puants.Ce sont des gens sans âme, sans passé, qui vivent de sous-cultures, de banalités et de clichés, qu'ils lisent rarement dans les journaux ou qu'ils entendent à la télévision, presque toujours et aujourd'hui aussi sur les réseaux sociaux.Je les définis comme des gens stupides, qui sont voués à disparaître à la longue, avec leur néant: la vie, l'histoire, les emporteront et il ne restera d'eux que des plaisanteries. Beaucoup d'histoiresUne carrière se fait à l'oratoireLe maire entrepreneurLa richesse passe par les partisLa charité rend richeSanté et nombreuses entreprisesSardines bouilliesMagistrat de carrièreLe syndicaliste se rend au concoursDes câlins au temps de la pesteLes nouveaux partisansLe professeur d'universitéLe clochard à succèsLe banquierLe caméléonLa journalisteConcoursLe burosaureLa prostituéeLe livreurLe bonsaïLe mec

De steatsarbeiders 3 - De nuttige idioatenDe tsjinstfeinten fan 'e macht en har aventoeren.Sarkastysk ferhaal Fan ARDUINO ROSSIOp de omslag acryl op doek troch Arduino RossiPresintaasjeMacht hat altyd idioaten nedich, dy't it yn bepaalde kommandoposysjes set, om te manipulearjen en te brûken foar har eigen doelen.Yn Itaalje, oer de lêste 70 jier, idioaten hawwe klommen alle karriêre ljedders, iepenbier yn it algemien, mar ek privee.Se binne de krêft dy't in parasitêr, smoarch en ûndemokratysk systeem ûnderhâldt, mei absurditeiten werhelle as wierheid en ynformaasje temdSe hearre ta de middenstân, dy't ik as midsmjittich definiearje, troch it gebrek oan wearden, oan idealen, mar mei neat yn 'e holle, fan domestisearre minsken, net by steat ta kreativiteit, mar ek fan rasjonele en krityske yntelliginsje.Tsjintwurdich binne se do-goeders, mar eartiids wiene se sosjalisten, kristen-demokraten, '68-oanhingers, mar ek rjochters mei al har ferskillende nuânses, of trouwe parochianen dy't har lykwols frij makken fan 'e parochy doe't it net mear rendabel wie. .Se binne union leden, mar de partij syn posysje is net fêst, alle symboalen binne nuttich en wat is altyd iten.Se binne jammerdearlik, ûnwittend, mei in fiktive kultuer, se kinne fjouwer feiten út it hert en se roppe der op, mei har efterkant altyd lêzen yn stee fan it boek.De macht is offisjeel yn 'e hannen fan 'e fixers, korrupten, korrupteurs, pro-mafia, mar ek altyd trou oan 'e ynstellingen, se binne gelyk oan 'e plebs, dy't se ferachtsje, allinich mei folle mear jild.Hja hawwe it skaaimerk fan witten, dat hja yn alle opsichten net folle wurdich binne, mar hja forachtsje hjar heiten en pakesizzers, arbeiders en boeren, dy't wiere, autentike, earlike minsken wiene en wantrouwend tsjin stinkers.It binne de minsken sûnder siel, sûnder ferline, dy't libje fan subkultueren, banaliteiten en klisjees, dy't se komselden lêze yn kranten of hearre op 'e televyzje, hast altyd en hjoed de dei ek op sosjale media.Ik definiearje se as de domme minsken, dy't foarbestemd binne om op it lêst út te stjerren, mei har neat: it libben, de skiednis, sil se fuortsveegje en fan har bliuwe allinich grappen oer.In protte ferhalenIn karriêre wurdt makke yn it oratoriumDe ûndernimmer boargemasterRykdom giet troch de partijenCharity makket dy rykSûnenssoarch en in protte bedriuwenBoiled sardinesKarriêre magistraatDe fakbûn giet nei de konkurrinsjeHugs yn 'e tiid fan' e pestDe nije partisanenDe universitêre learaarDe suksesfolle bumDe bankierDe kameleonDe sjoernalistKompetysjeDe burosaurusDe prostitueeDe bezorgerDe bonsaiDe keardel

A collection of the most outlandish and jaw-dropping tales ever whispered, shared, or passed down. I'm calling it 'The Biggest Lies We've Ever Heard Chronicles.' I bet you've come across some doozies. How about we put them all in one place? It's a celebration of the wild, the imaginative, and the downright unbelievable. Grab a pen, let those creative juices flow, and let's make this collection legendary. Are you in?"

For centuries, people have (probably) wondered what animals talk about. Turns out, if you give a polar bear and a penguin cell phones, they don't even talk! They just text. And the best (worst?) part? It's mostly puns...If you're in the mood for some especially cool wordplay, break the ice with this collection of the first 100 Polarnoids comic strips. In print for the first time! Plus, exclusive to this volume: The Totally Witchin' Adventures of Sherry de Hex, a new comic from the Brandy de Hex Universe!

"Hindsight is 50-50." "Fat as molasses." "A calamity of errors," literally. Every office has one. Every family has one too--the person that mixes up words in common phrases and makes us bite our lips to keep us from laughing out loud and making them feel badly. And you thought Michael Scott from The Office was bad? A malapropism is defined as, "the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one, often with unintentionally amusing effect." It's origin comes from a character in Richard Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals, Mrs. Malaprop, known for her verbal blunders. The word malapropism derives from this character's name, which Sheridan took from the French term mal a propos meaning "inappropriate." When it comes to the fabrication and use of malapropisms, we acknowledge that we worked in the presence ofgreatness. As certain co-workers spoke, we would wait with great anticipation, pen in hand, for their magical command of the English language to "blossom before our ears." Simple mistakes like, "I pale in your footsteps," and "wake up and smell the roses" were humorous, but other phrasescreated mental images that gave us the laughs we needed to survive the pressures of our daily office environment. This diversion, and the friendship created thereby, drove us to capture these phrases and to "preserve them for posterior." We have been "raging at the bit" to create this book for many years and its completion is "finally coming down to fruition." Sometimes one must stop "waiting for the procreation of funds" or "mis-underestimating their own potential" and just make things happen. We decided not to "sit on our laurels" any longer (it's very uncomfortable)! We hope this compilation of Malapropisms, along with Jared Beckstrand's masterful artwork, brings as much laughter to you as it has to us!

Impress your workmates with your catchy takes on everyday workplace situation! Uncover a playful and peculiar lexicon for the workplace in Cubictionary: Wacky words for your workplace! This inventive guide helps steer you through the maze of quirky vernacular that colors the halls of every office, from the cubicle farms to the lofty boardrooms. Each page of this whimsical journey introduces a newly minted term, offering a humorous reflection on daily office antics, camaraderie and the occasional calamity. Whether you're a seasoned executive, a budding intern or anyone in between, you'll find a hearty dose of humor and nostalgia in this collections of neologisms. You may even impress your colleagues and friends with your newfound insights into their behavior! Dive into a world where deadlines become 'dead-lions', and the coffee corner morphs into the 'procrastination station'. Beyond the humor, this collection holds a cheeky and insightful mirror up to the modern workplace culture, camaraderie and banter that make the daily grind bearable. Grab your copy of Cubictionary: Wacky words for your workplace! and navigate the lighter, humorous side of 9 to 5. Prepare to chuckle, chortle and see your workspace in an entertaining new light!

Sometimes you have to call it like it is: a mess, hot garbage, ...a dumpster fire.If life has you down, calm yourself by coloring this fanciful collection of 58 dumpster fires inspired by business, art, history, science, and modern life.From the ancient world to the moon, from the office to the sea, there's a dumpster fire to capture any mood and give you a little taste of control.

Entre grottes et diamants: le voyage de Kairos", un roman d'aventures qui raconte les aventures d'un jeune homme nommé Kairos, de sa soeur et de son père, qui embarquent pour une expédition

This collection of Halloween jokes is a compendium of over 500 witticisms, puns, and gags designed to infuse your Halloween festivities with spooky, silly, and side-splitting humor. Whether you're planning a ghoulish gathering, decorating your haunted house, or just want to delight your friends, family, or party guests, these jokes will add a playful and entertaining dimension to your Halloween experience.The jokes are organized into various categories, each catering to different themes and characters associated with Halloween. From classic Halloween humor to jokes featuring popular monsters like zombies, mummies, and vampires, you'll find a wide range of puns and wordplay that's both clever and laugh-inducing. Wicked witches, ghastly ghosts, and even scarecrows-turned-politicians make an appearance in this diverse compilation.Expect to find humor that is appropriate for all ages, ensuring that both kids and adults can join in on the fun. Whether you prefer traditional jokes, clever puns, or clever mash-ups of monsters and situations, this collection has you covered.As you explore this assortment of Halloween jokes, you'll discover the perfect jests to share around the bonfire, at the dinner table, or during your Halloween party. So, dive into this treasure trove of spooky humor and prepare to elicit laughter, groans, and perhaps even a spine-tingling shiver or two. Halloween will never be the same once you've embraced these fang-tastic, bone-chilling, and bewitchingly funny jokes. Enjoy the spook-tacular merriment that this collection promises to bring to your Halloween celebration!

JACK ANTONOFF'S Strings of Success is a biography of the Grammy Award-winning producer and songwriter. The book tells the story of Antonoff's rise from humble beginnings to become one of the most successful musicians in the world. It also explores his creative process and his collaborations with some of the biggest names in music, including Taylor Swift, Lorde, and St. Vincent.Antonoff was born in New Jersey in 1984. He began playing guitar at a young age and started his first band in high school. After graduating from college, he moved to New York City to pursue a career in music. He quickly found success as a producer and songwriter, working with artists such as Fun., Bleachers, and Carly Rae Jepsen.In recent years, Antonoff has become one of the most sought-after producers in the world. He has worked on albums for some of the biggest names in music, including Taylor Swift, Lorde, and St. Vincent. He has also won numerous awards for his work, including eight Grammy Awards.JACK ANTONOFF'S Strings of Success is a must-read for any fan of music. It is a fascinating and inspiring story of one of the most talented and successful musicians of our time.

Entre diamantes y secretos: El Viaje de Kairos es un libro de fantasía y aventura escrito por Leonardo Uriel Patric González Gudiño. El libro narra el inicio de la aventura de Kairos, un joven que vive en un mundo donde los diamantes son la fuente de poder y magia. Kairos descubre que posee un don especial que lo hace capaz de controlar los diamantes y sus propiedades. Junto con sus amigos, se embarca en un viaje para explorar los misterios de su mundo y enfrentar a las fuerzas oscuras que amenazan con destruirlo. El libro es una obra llena de acción, emoción, humor y romance, que invita al lector a sumergirse en un universo fantástico y original.

The cocobunnies are a wild bunch. They have treehouse orgies, booze it up, cuss up a storm, duke it out, swipe things now and then-sounds like humans, right? But as mystical rabbits of the Easter Rabbit Clan, they also work in the secret chocolate cave for Clyde, the Easter rabbit himself, making the world's best chocolate to be delivered to the poor children of Sunnybrook village. But Coby wants recognition, so he leaves Thumper Village for the human world, where he announces to a chocolate store that it is actually he and the cocobunnies who have been making their best-selling chocolates all along, not some boring human. Coby is of course captured and taken to a lab, forcing Clyde and Hopperstopper to face the perils of the human world to rescue him.Once safe, Coby and his wife Caroleen attend the annual treehouse orgy, and six months later, Caroleen gives birth to Juniper, a bunny who grows suspiciously tall and turns transparent the moment he becomes upset. As the ghostly Juniper bares no resemblance whatsoever to any of the rabbits in the entire clan, Coby goes crazy wondering who at the orgy got his wife knocked up. (Or had she gotten knocked up just before the orgy? After?) Coby is determined to find out, and what he finally discovers is something so surprising that he defies its very existence.

Un livre rempli du même mot en boucle.. prout. Je trouvais ça drôle de me dire que certaines personnes pouvait l'offrir à quelqu'un, du coup je le publie.. de rien: )

Elevate Your Everyday with This Ultimate Guide to Being Respectable!Living in a world overrun with scatterbrains and misfits? Struggling to navigate the intricacies of daily life? Dive into 'How to Be a Respectable Human Being' - your essential guidebook to mastering life's dance of positively contributing to society.KEY FEATURES: Comedic Genius: A "how-to" guidebook filled with real (and not-so-real) rules, humor, wit, and elegance.Everyday Etiquette: Discover rules for waking up, dressing appropriately, dining with finesse, socializing like a pro, and much more.Universal Appeal: Perfect for readers of all ages, from kids to adults, this guide serves as a beacon for those seeking refinement and respectability.Whether you're embarking on a personal journey of self-improvement or mentoring others on the path to respectability, this rulebook offers a refreshing take on the do's and don'ts of daily living. Bursting with hilarity, its insights cater to both novices and those well-versed in the realm of etiquette.

Questo è il racconto della mia vita passata con i miei innumerevoli animali. Dotata di gran sensibilità nei confonti di tutti gli animali il mio intento è far riflettere il lettore sul significato dell'Amore puro che un amico a quattro zampe può donarti. Li ho coccolati ed amati all'estremo. Mi sentivo abandonata dai genitori così occupati a lavorare, avevo bisogno di regalare e ricevere l'affetto che solo gli animali possono dare.