Humor

Twenty-eight stories of wit and surprise: the inventions of a sensitive mind for these troubled times.

Philip lands a coveted practice trainee position at a Big Four law firm. But the competition is fierce, and the stakes couldn't be higher. Determined to rise above the pack and secure a job, Philip unleashes his unconventional arsenal of wit and audacious stratagems. Follow Philip as he orchestrates elaborate pranks, impersonates senior partners, and navigates a minefield of quirky colleagues, each with their own peculiar quirks and agendas. As the battles between the pupils escalate, Philip must outsmart his rivals to stay one step ahead. But a high-stakes episode spirals his world into a whirlwind of chaos. This riotous fiction will have you laughing out loud. Prepare for a legal comedy like no other, where the only rule is: there are no rules!

Cine-ar fi crezut că vestitul Căpitan Orgasm, vârful de suliță al omenirii în lupta contra plictiselii în dormitor, a fost și el odată virgin? Și încă unul de pus în manualul de virginitate indestructibilă... și că pierderea virginității pentru un adolescent înainte de era internetului ar putea fi atât de prăpăstios de comică? Aventurile din jurnalul său ne dau o carte de umor extra-spumos, nerecomandat pudicilor și extrem de recomandat amatorilor de hohote între așternuturi. "Sexul era la fel de misterios ca monstrul din Loch Ness și, cel puțin pentru mine, la fel de greu de găsit. Habar n-aveam că pentru asta am fost pus pe pământ, eram un slăbănog mai virgin ca uleiul de măsline și cu încrederea în sine a unui șampon anti-mătreață, dar apoi s-a întâmplat viața și... " un super-erou răvășitor de dormitoare a ieșit la lumină.

In the annals of music history, there are few names that resonate as profoundly as Eric Clapton. "Eric Clapton: Soundtrack of a Generation" invites you on an extraordinary journey through the life and music of a true legend-a man whose guitar has shaped the very fabric of rock, blues, and contemporary music.This compelling biography delves deep into the soul of an artist whose riffs have stirred emotions, whose lyrics have told stories, and whose voice has haunted our hearts. From his humble beginnings in post-war England to his meteoric rise as a guitar hero, Eric Clapton's life has been a symphony of triumphs and tribulations.Through meticulously researched chapters, we uncover the early years of Clapton's fascination with the blues, his swift ascent through iconic bands like The Yardbirds and Cream, and the timeless classics that have etched his name in the pantheon of rock gods. But this book goes beyond the music; it unveils the man behind the guitar, exploring his battles with addiction, the tragic loss of his son, and the personal demons he's conquered.Soundtrack of a Generation is not just a biography; it's a journey through the cultural landscapes of the '60s, '70s, and beyond, with Clapton's guitar serving as the soundtrack to a generation's hopes and dreams. It delves into his collaborations with music icons like Jimi Hendrix, George Harrison, and B.B. King, showcasing the transformative power of creative partnerships.The book also shines a spotlight on Clapton's philanthropic endeavors, particularly his founding of the Crossroads Centre, where he's offered a lifeline to countless individuals battling addiction-a testament to the redemption and resilience that echo through his music.As you turn the pages of Eric Clapton: Soundtrack of a Generation, you'll be transported through time, feeling the raw energy of Clapton's guitar solos, the ache of his blues-infused lyrics, and the warmth of his melodies. This biography is a celebration of the enduring power of music to heal, inspire, and connect generations, and Eric Clapton stands at the heart of this extraordinary sonic legacy.Prepare to be enthralled, inspired, and moved by the life and music of a true icon. Eric Clapton: Soundtrack of a Generation is not just a book; it's a tribute to a living legend, whose melodies continue to resonate with the soul of a generation.

In questo numero non succede proprio niente.Neanche nel prossimo succederà molto ma, sicuramente, sarà più bello.Davvero, in questo non succede nulla

Are you tired of the endless battle for the TV remote, the never-ending quest for the laundry basket, and the mysterious disappearance of the toilet paper roll? Look no further! "How to Train Your Husband" is here to rescue you from the depths of domestic chaos with side-splitting humor and practical advice.This uproarious owner's manual is your essential guide to transforming your well-intentioned but occasionally clueless spouse into the partner of your dreams. Filled with worksheets, exercises, and step-by-step instructions that are as funny as they are effective, this book promises to take your relationship from "What were we thinking?" to "Happily ever after."Inside this laugh-out-loud guide, you'll discover:

Let's discover the amazing things we can experience with our five senses!Our senses are truly remarkable; sight, smell, hearing, touch, and taste are all ways we learn about the world and the people in it.One morning, Feel-me wakes up with the gift of sight-but what is this mysterious sense, and what can it show him? With the help of some animal friends he meets along the way, he begins to explore the other senses too. Join him and his new pals on a journey of discovery as they learn about their senses and the amazing things they can do.This fun, rhyming story is the perfect way to introduce kids aged 3-8 to the wonders of their senses.

"Laughing Through Life: Hilarious and Inspiring Quotes" is a delightful compilation of witty and uplifting quotes that will brighten your day. From renowned thinkers to everyday humorists, this book offers a treasure trove of humorous wisdom for every occasion. Discover the perfect blend of laughter and motivation in this must-have collection, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone while igniting your inner drive. Get ready to chuckle, reflect, and be inspired with every turn of the page.

A collection of Rude and Politically incorrect jokes, for 16+! If you have a friend who is easily offended, then they will not like these... have fun! Just remember, its not for kids!

'October's Bigger Bash' Is Here!""Dive into the ultimate October adventure with 'October's Bigger Bash!!!!!Discover over 100 exhilarating holidays that go far beyond Halloween, from spooky spectacles to cozy autumn gatherings, geek nirvana, global festivals, and so much more.Unleash your inner creative, explore diverse cultures, and savor the magic of fall. Join the celebration today and make this October your most memorable yet!"Join SCOTT KELLER on an exhilarating journey through the vibrant tapestry of October's festivities. From the quirky and the cozy to the wild and the wacky, 'October's Bigger Bash' is your passport to a world of celebration. Let's make this October unforgettable together!"You will be able to discover all these with just a copy of "OCTOBER'S BIGGER BASH"Daily holidays in OctoberWeekly Observances in OctoberMonthly Observances in OctoberBash celebrated in OctoberGrab a COPY to "Embrace the fun-tastic spirit of October, create unforgettable memories, and ignite your passion for celebration.Get your COPY now and embark on a journey through a month like no other!"

"The Plan" is a compelling coming-of-age novel that immerses readers in the life of a young boy named Devin, who is determined to create his unique path by embracing cultures vastly different from his own. This thought-provoking tale unfolds across ten captivating chapters, inviting readers into a world of self-discovery, identity, and the transformative power of diversity, all while adhering to a solid plan crafted during his pre-teen years. Why Readers Should Choose "The Plan" This heartwarming and thought-provoking tale explores themes of identity, cultural diversity, and the strength found in embracing differences. Devin's journey serves as an inspiration for readers to reflect on their own life's path and the profound influence of diversity on their personal journeys. The narrative offers a distinct perspective on the significance of cultural understanding and unity in our increasingly interconnected world. "The Plan" is a must-read for those in search of: - An engaging coming-of-age narrative that resonates with the human experience. - Motivation to challenge preconceived notions and overcome prejudices. - A poignant reminder of the transformative potential of knowledge and empathy. - A touching story illustrating how one person's unwavering determination can change the world. This book exemplifies the belief that, regardless of our origins or appearances, we all possess the power to make a meaningful impact and leave a lasting legacy of unity and understanding. "The Plan" leaves an enduring impression on its readers, inspiring them to embark on their unique journeys of self-discovery, cultural appreciation, and future planning.

Melicent Unger finally free from her legal troubles, heads out for a fun filled road trip with her new beau SD. The trip has trouble from the beginning when SD's old truck and camper is smashed before they hit the highway. After a delay the couple is on the open road in her old VW bug with a roof rack fully loaded. They visit the Grand Canyon, Petrified Forest, Tombstone and Fort Sumner meandering along they don't know they are wanted in a murder case in a small town in Arizona. Our couple ends up in jail in Galveston County Texas, where Melicent accidentally gets additional charges. Is this the end for our couple? Follow them on this adventure.

Doctors, nurses, and medical professionals come to work every day to provide care for patients. While for the most part, these healthcare workers can be transparent, there are certain things they wish they could tell their patients, but can't. In this book, we polled numerous healthcare professionals and asked them to share what they most want to tell their patients. Some of the comments are lighthearted and funny, while others are frustrating, sad, and hostile.Enjoy!

Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?The quick one liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke, but missed the moment.We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.Are you one of them?You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don't have to.These jokes and one liners come easier than you think.And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you'll discover: The quick one liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.The deadly groan inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning "daaad"!!The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainmentAnd much, much more!Plus, a free bonus inside: 100 Savage Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Offensive!Don't fear that this will be just another list of jokes everyone has heard before, this collection of jokes are fresh and new because there's nothing worse than someone finishing a joke for you.So to gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers, scroll up and click "Buy Now."

A hilarious medley of mob-cap capers and hotel hiccups as one woman learns how to master the mayhem and madness of a modern life in service. After thirty years of hard labour in the hospitality business, no bed-bug is left unturned, as you're taken on a journey Upstairs and Downstairs and beyond My Lady's Chamber. This book is for all the unsung heroes who have ever battled the ravening beast we call 'Customer Service' and who dare to unleash the 10ft Amazonian!

Une pincée d'amis, un zeste de champagne, une mesure de musique, le tout mélangé dans un cadre festif.Seraient-ce les ingrédients nécessaires à la recette d'Éléna Mar pour oublier l'échec de son mariage ?Humour et délires à gogo, servis sur un plateau !

Huit ans que je vous accueille, que je vous écoute, que je vous envoie en salle d'attente... Vous m'avez remerciée maintes et maintes fois pour mon amabilité. Vous m'avez méprisée pour ne pas vous avoir passé votre médecin en ligne. Moi, je vous ai observés, et je me suis amusée de certaines de vos anecdotes. Ces situations cocasses, je les ai réunies dans ce livre. Après le tome 1 et le tome 2, voici l'intégrale des tribulations d'une secrétaire médicale, avec en bonus, des anecdotes inédites .Que vous soyez patients, médecins ou secrétaires, après avoir lu ces tribulations, vous ne regarderez plus la secrétaire médicale du même oeil !

"British Dad Jokes" is a hilarious anthology of cringe-worthy, side-splitting humor that will leave you groaning and grinning in equal measure. Compiled over years of enduring our dad's groan-inducing sense of humor, this collection is a testament to the art of terrible jokes, British-style. From Buckingham Palace to the bustling streets of London, these gags cover it all, and they've been tried and tested in the most embarrassing situations - family gatherings, Sunday roasts, and even polite conversations with the King himself (just kidding!). Prepare to be regaled with puns so bad they're good, witty wordplay that's impressively unimpressive, and a treasure trove of jokes that would make even the staunchest royal guard crack a smile. Whether you're craving some classic British wit or simply looking for a reason to roll your eyes, "British Dad Jokes" is your passport to laughter. With this book in hand, you'll master the art of delivering eye-rolling puns, and you'll be ready to unleash a torrent of groans at any social gathering. Brace yourself for a journey through the quirkiest corners of British humor, lovingly curated from the cringe-worthy repertoire of dads everywhere. "British Dad Jokes" - where the worse the joke, the better the laugh!

Moving in with my grumpy boss as his fiancée was not on my agenda. Peaches? That is NOT my name. No one would ever describe this I.T. geek to have a fruity personality. In some warped dimension, I left my boss's office with a signed contract in hand.How much practice do I need with my mirror to fake being in love?My goal: Convince the lawyer that my ogling at Adam is real or my family suffers Now my children and I are in a fantasyland mansion with personally decorated rooms. My bonus is an obnoxious, pretend fiancé. Gratefully, Adam is extremely easy on the eyes.Pretending to be all into him is surprisingly not that difficult. Fooling my children is impossible. They tease me about how I take extra time to look pretty for Adam at meals.They also claim that Adam always watches me as I leave a room. Even if our attraction is real, I don't think Adam can handle more screams of ghosts in his halls.Or am I wrong? Would he willingly go from cocky bachelor to loving step dad? Beauty and the Grumpy Billionaire is an enemies-to-lovers romcom with all the mistaken identity, fake engagement, single mom Beauty & the Beast HEA fairytale vibes. You'll get chemistry and characters to root for but NO spice. (Yes, you read that right--a low spice boss romance.) Perfect for fans of billionaire romance who want less heat. Tropes: Fake datingSlow burnKissing only Grumpy sunshineSecond chanceForced proximity (housemates)Boss romanceMistaken identitySingle Mom

199 páginas que te explicarán de forma sencilla, clara, pero sobre todo directa, cómo estafar a otros. En realidad, el libro contiene un ejemplo que conmoverá tus emociones, comprendiendo la gran metáfora sólo al final.

Are you sure that all the famous quotes from celebrities like Albert Einstein, Steve Jobs, Oscar Wilde, and others are indisputable pearls of wisdom? Carlo Barbieri, an author of humorous stories, thrillers, and more, has given this some thought and...

Se trata más o menos de lo mismo que en anteriores entregas, pero esta vez con unos cuantos subtítulos que de algún modo habrán de procurar establecer una relación directa u oblicua con el texto que preceden. Será algo así como la fruta escarchada en el roscón de reyes a la que algunos somos adictos, un subgrupo de pequeños epígrafes no edulcorados sino probablemente todo lo contrario. Los mismos que comparten el apetito por la sangre del conde Orlok, o el de los diabéticos por el azúcar, una necesidad que los afectados apenas pueden gestionar, y que son más o menos los mismos que intentan escribir, o decir a viva voz, lo que la gente no quiere oír.

The Book Says: Halloween EditionEnjoy this Halloween following the missions of "The Book Says".In this edition you will have to do crafts, watch horror movies, play, do terrifying activities, etc... In short, a good plan to have fun in Halloween. More than 30 Halloween challenges await you to complete.

101 Creative Excuses To Not Walk the Dog is the quintessential repository for the creative spirits who've ever wanted to sidestep the dog walk without a shred of guilt. With its playful blend of wit, humor, and a sprinkle of mischief, this book is a nod to the ingenious minds who understand there's more to life than leashes and poo bags.

"The BharatCal Chronicles" takes you on a whirlwind journey through the birth, rise, and eventual fall of a nation like no other. When the United States grinds to a halt, a group of ambitious NRIs, backed by India's political powerhouse, seize the moment to carve out their own sovereign state: BharatCal. But as Silicon Valley becomes the heart of this new world, power struggles, cultural clashes, and international intrigues ensue. The entry of Manvendra Sodi, India's charismatic leader sets the stage for a series of events that will change the course of history. With US President Jim Trimp plotting in the shadows and the world watching with bated breath, alliances are tested, loyalties are betrayed, and dreams are shattered. From the tech titans of Silicon Valley to the glittering world of Bollywood, from covert spy missions to grand political masterstrokes, this satirical tale weaves a narrative that is as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Dive into a story where love, ambition, and destiny collide. Welcome to BharatCal!

Wordsmiths, Spelling Bee enthusiasts, and connoisseurs of the pun will delight in this witty compilation of amusing neologisms invented while playing the wildly popular New York Times Spelling Bee.Author Vikas O'Reilly-Shah, along with contributor Adrienne Valesano, coined these creative concoctions during their daily Bee sessions. While struggling to find combinations of letters, their minds wandered to invent entertaining new vocabulary like "bratuity," "catalize," and "gobnob."With clever etymologies and humorous sample sentences, each entry captures a bit of punny pleasure. Learn the plight of the inept "acrobad" or the portly "flabrador." Explore tantalizing and mouth-watering "tamtric" rituals or imagine listening to the newly-dropped "Jarulon."A perfect gift for word nerds, this collection is sure to inspire laughs and appreciation as it chronicles the serendipity of vocabulary while reveling in the spirit of lively wordplay. Join the journey and unlock your own inner beelocution!

Attention Earthlings! Are you ready for the wildest space journey of your life, without leaving the cozy comfort of your favorite armchair? Dive into Cats in Space, where our feline overlords don spacesuits and embark on galactic adventures that defy both gravity and logic! With a blend of artful design and a dash of cosmic humor, each page of Cats in Space sends our feline astronauts on adventures through the galaxy. To top it off, whacky verses are scattered throughout the otherworldly designs. Prepare to chuckle and gasp in equal measure! Let your imagination rocket through the cosmos, guided by mischievous kitties and their space-faring antics. Perfect for cat lovers, space enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a galactic giggle, our team has meticulously designed this book to provide high-quality illustrations and a smooth and enjoyable coloring experience on each page. Inspired by those quirky feline behaviors we all know and love, but with a celestial twist. Secure your space helmet, grab your coloring tools and embark on a journey that's out of this world, and into the furtastic universe of Cats in Space! Key Features: Over 24 extraterrestrial artworks to color, in ultra-high definition. A new adventure into the vastness of space awaits on every page.Printed on white paper, single sided.Diverse backgrounds: A captivating mix of black and white backgrounds offer a unique coloring experience on each page. Greyscale illustrations add depth and dimension, allowing colors to pop and helping even beginner achieve a more professional look.Coloring has a range of benefits for adults: Focusing on coloring may act as a form of meditation, reducing the production of stress hormones and allowing you to relax and unwind. Engaging in coloring activities can also help enhance attention spans and concentration skills, making it a beneficial break from all of the multitasking that happens in our busy lives.Aimed at adults and teens, these images offer a mixture of intricate and detailed pieces that are varied enough to suit all abilities.At Hyperdogg it is important to us that we create beautiful and high quality art for children and adults alike. We have taken time and care to develop coloring books that everyone can enjoy. We hope that you love them as much as we do.

This book is packed to the brim with clever quips, pun-tastic punchlines, and classic one-liners! These jokes will have you chuckling, groaning, and maybe even questioning your own sense of humor.The perfect gift for a father to be, this book is the ultimate guide to unleashing the perfect pun in any situation.From the brilliantly bad to the hilariously cringe-worthy, these jokes are guaranteed to elicit laughter and groans in equal measure!

Este libro de poemas resume sentimientos que se encuentran en el día a día y en las diferentes etapas de la vida.Vivimos en medio de una humanidad que en muchos momentos nos sentimos, como en una esfera que cuando se explota o se vacía duele. En todos estos escritos, hay palabras, frases y oraciones que sí las agarras vas a lograr acogerte y hablarle a muchos que acepten lo que no se puede cambiar, pero te lleva a sabiduría de actuar con cautela en como te tratas tú mismo y como tratas a los demás.

"Insults in your Mother Tongue" is a humorous vocabulary book that explores the world of insults, offering a collection of clever and witty verbal comebacks. This book provides readers with a playful and entertaining way to expand their Tigrinya vocabulary. It features a wide range of insults, from the light-hearted and playful to the sharp and cutting. With this comprehensive guide, readers can enhance their language skills, sharpen their wit, and develop a deeper understanding of the power of words.