Humor

Chicken Scratchings - Fifty Inspirational Stories from a Mother Hen is a collection of short stories that will make you laugh or cry, give you the life advice you've been looking for, or inspire you to do something you've always wanted to do.Chicken Scratchings is a great book to tuck in your purse for a read in a waiting room or as an easy-breezy beach read. From the first chapter about a miracle in the Intensive Care Unit to another where firemen have to extricate her husband from the bedroom ceiling, Panko draws the reader into her reality.Nancy's short stories have been published dozens of times, from Chicken Soup for the Soul, Reader's Digest, Woman's World, Guideposts Mysterious Ways, and Angels on Earth magazines. Chicken Scratchings draws all of her shorts together in one book. In each case, the reader will get a snapshot of this award-winning author's life, a glimpse of her family, and the depth of her faith.

Out of This World: A higher degree of thinking is a philosophical and theoretical book for children filled with questions and perspectives that provoke critical thinking and creativity. Each theory or philosophy contains question(s) that leave the reader in awe, appalled, or in a baffled state. This is the first book out of the five-part series that goes deeper as the series progress.

Discreet Impact!, the fifth book in the outrageous and hilarious Charlemagne Caine Mystery Series, once again stars America's favorite slacker detective, Charles Magnus Caine. This time Charlemagne must rescue his fiancée, Fallon, from an insane asylum, dodge Men-in-Ultra-Black, avoid the minions of Fallon's evil father, evade Canadian Mercenaries, and prevent an asteroid from wiping out half of the earth. As with all Frimp and Slooter mystery farces this one is loaded with a nuthouse of zany characters in over-the-top situations and bizarre locales. throw in space aliens, tsunamis, gangsters and more lovely lyrics from Rats: The Musical. "IIf you're going to jump the shark, best to do it with style."

In 'Little Bits of Blue, ' Juan Diaz invites readers on an emotional voyage through the human experience. This collection of poems delves into the complexities of love, the rawness of heartbreak, the fire of anger, and the transformative power of inspiration. With each verse, Juan's words paint vivid images that resonate with readers' souls, evoking a profound sense of connection and understanding

This is a collection of columns originally published in the Linn County, Iowa, News-Letter.

Alejandro Lama nació en Sevilla en 1978. Estudió Derecho, opositor recurrente y se ha empleado en los más variados oficios, desde albañil a encargado de una tienda de deportes. Se reconoce admirador de los viejos cómics de Mortadelo y Filemón, Zipi y Zape o Superlópez, pero también de autores de hondo calado como Goethe, Freud, Neruda o Cortázar. Enamorado de la biografía, obra y letra de Antonio Machado y de las obras de teatro escritas con su hermano Manuel. Cicatrices mojadas es su primera obra publicada, después vino Theia y sus géneros que finaliza el relato inicial de la protagonista. En 2022 publicó Erteado y Acovidado: nivelao; simpáticas y alocadas letras de tintes autobiográficos. *** EDITA: Adrián Naranjo.

Chad was a drug addict who wanted to get his life together and get off drugs but wanted to go on a special summer road trip around the country where he would say goodbye to drugs forever. Before going on his road trip however his drug dealer offers him a new untested drug called Demonic that he says will be the ultimate way of saying goodbye to drugs. When Chad starts doing the drugs he finds that the main effect of the drugs is he starts seeing a horny flatulent demon named Beelzebub that nobody else can see. But as he starts sharing his drugs with other people during his trip around the country more people are seeing Beelzebub and he is urging them to give into their darkest and most twisted urges and fantasies.

Discover Masonic humour like never before with "The Funny Freemason: The Lighter Side of the Square and Compass", the ultimate joke book tailored specifically for the Freemason community. Delve into a treasure trove of over 350 jokes and witty one-liners that perfectly balance the revered traditions of Freemasonry with a refreshing twist of light-hearted humour. From the seasoned members to the newly initiated, there's a chuckle waiting for everyone. This book is not just a compilation of jokes; it's an experience, aiming to enhance the camaraderie of lodge meetings and festive boards. A perfect gift and a must-have addition to any Masonic library, "The Funny Freemason: The Lighter Side of the Square and Compass" promises to make every Masonic gathering a touch more memorable. Immerse yourself in a unique blend of tradition and laughter, and redefine your Masonic moments.

Justin is a city kid raised by his grandparents after his mom walked out on him as a baby the day after Christmas in 1980. She never came back. Almost eighteen years later he gets a letter in the mail that will change his whole world around. He's about to learn about himself, why his mom left and who his father is. Join him on the adventure of a lifetime as Justin looks to learn the truth.

Laugh. Cry. Think. Reflect. Smile. Repeat. My Short Shorts is a delightful collection of short stories. Creative flash fiction stories will tantalize your emotions from tears to smiles. True stories from mystery writer Judy Weber's past will have you laughing out loud as well as causing you to think about life. When you only have a moment to read and you want a short story, reach for My Short Shorts. Get your copy today.

31 guide dal contenuto umoristico, per passare del tempo in compagnia di situazioni imprevedibili, fantascientifiche ma anche reali come sbrogliare i cavi delle luci di Natale.

"Under the big top, the possible goes out with a bang" "Join the circus that goes up in a bang and dance in the air" "Experience a show that's to die for" "We'll make clowns out of you!" "Our acrobats will leave you breathless" "Circus entertainment that will lift your spirits" "Expect the unexpected at our circus show" "One of our performers will blow you out of your seat" "Join us as we go up in smoke with the circus" "Laugh, cheer, be blown away and cough up smoke at the circus" "The circus - where we'll make all your troubles disappear" In the one act ePlay RAPID CIRCUS FIRE, there's a trader hidden in a circus, disguised as a performer or maybe it could be the ringmaster himself that must be found before an attack occurs as this scene uses testimonies to tell a story with monologues for pastors and churches to use with sermons. 4 Men 3 Women. Drama/Family/Comedy. Characters: 1) Ring Master/Rufus Arrinda2) Strongman as Guenter Lapuente3) Phantom Pen Pal/Tobie Tarrazo4) Siamese Twins/Yong & Kang6) Limbless Lady/Darlene Ricote7) Janitor/Marco Sumpter My Inspiration for writing this play is based on Creating Character including my 3 Interesting People: J. Edgar Hoover, Dane Dehaan, and Francine Joy Drescher.

"Start-up Shenanigans: Where Entrepreneurship and Hilarious Chaos Converge, One Laugh at a Time" is a hilarious and heartwarming collection of stories that takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the unpredictable world of entrepreneurship. Join the team at TechMuch Solutions as they share their uproarious tales of misadventures, from mistaking office supplies for rainforest conservation to turning a simple team-building exercise into a laughter-inducing catastrophe. Through mishaps, growing pains, and unconventional team-building adventures, you'll discover the power of humor to not only navigate the challenges of a start-up but also forge unbreakable bonds and find success in the most unexpected places. Get ready for a journey filled with laughter, camaraderie, and the sheer delight of witnessing how laughter can turn even the most absurd situations into unforgettable memories.

Prepare to engage both your funny bone and your intellect with this extraordinary collection of humor that goes beyond the surface laughs. "Best Dad Jokes, Funny One-Liners, And Puns: Clean Funny Jokes That Will Make You Think" is your gateway to a world of witty wordplay, clever twists, and thought-provoking humor.Inside these pages, you'll uncover:

QUICK AND EASY RECIPES Are you tired of spending hours in the kitchen? Do you want to enjoy delicious and nutritious meals without having to spend all day cooking? This quick cookbook is for you! In its pages you will find a variety of easy-to-prepare recipes with simple ingredients that will save you time and effort in the kitchen. From main dishes to desserts, our book has everything you need to enjoy quick and delicious meals at any time of the day. Discover how to prepare healthy, balanced meals in a matter of minutes, without sacrificing the taste or quality of your meals. Whether you're looking for vegetarian, gluten-free or low-calorie recipes, this book offers options for all tastes and needs. What are you waiting for to start cooking faster and without complications? Buy this book and start enjoying delicious and nutritious meals in no time! *includes a time table of food in the Airfryer

Grindr first launched in 2009, helping gay men connect like never before. Inside the colorfully artistic pages of this funny book, you'll laugh at the gay dating app culture and it's use of eggplants, peaches, and red balloons!? You'll even learn that you don't need to be a master baiter to catch yourself a catfish online. Get your copy or buy one for that gay couple who isn't on Grindr. Right? Right.

Are you looking to enhance your "Dad Joke" game to a higher level than your competition? Do you want to embarrass your kids and impress the other dads like never before? Look no further!Dad jokes are a perfect way to elicit eye rolls and face palms from your loved ones, while simultaneously getting the nod of approval from the other dads in the room. Every dad needs their own collection of dad jokes to keep in their back pocket at all times. Don't get lost and overwhelmed among the tens of thousands of dad jokes out there, searching for the right ones. They are already hand-picked for you in this book.Not only will you be handed the holy grail of dad jokes, but you will also be shown how to flawlessly and shamelessly execute them.What is included in this book: My inspiration for this book and an over-the-top description of dad jokes.A short, hilarious, and cringy guide detailing the art of dad jokes, forming dad jokes, and executing dad jokesEight different categories of dad jokes, each with a minimum of 25 excellent, hand-picked dad jokes.A final list of my top ten dad jokes.This book contains funny and cringy instructions on perfecting a dad joke. The book will end your search for the perfect dad jokes with over 250 hand-picked jokes spread across 8 amusing categories and ending with my personal top 10 favorites.If you want to enhance your "dad joke" game and gain access to over 250 hilarious and cringy dad jokes, all in one enjoyable read, then scroll up and click the buy button. See you inside!

This book consists of jokes that puts the average guy in stitches. And if you like a good laugh as much as the next guy or galthis collection of rib ticklers is for you (of course you may not think so), but a few of my friends wish that they'd said them instead, especially in the company of lovely women (little do they know that if a girl fancies you, she'll ROFL at your corniestjokes. But if you ask for my advice, I'd say 'read it', but use your judgement as to when and where . . .

35 pages of LGBTQIA+ affirming fun! Not for children or the easily offended. Included in your activity book are: frameable quote coloring pagesDaily Fabulocity TrackerColor the Drag QueensPolitical Voodoo DollThe Official Gay AgendaThe Wheel of Lifeand MORE!

Who says divorce has to be awful and sad all the time? Healing isn't easy, but cussing and laughing helps. Makes the perfect gift for your divorcing friend. Included in this book are: 34 pages of adult divorce funframeable coloring pages with funny divorce quotesActiviby pages like "The Kick Ass in Court Koala" and "Maybe Swearing Will Help"Mood TrackerMonthly Sleep Tracker"Stupid Shit my Ex Says" TrackerThe Wheel of IDGAFand MORE!

40 Pages of ADHD Affirming F-bomb Fun! One more thing you can use when your brain needs to multitask! Including in your new favorite activity book are: Frameable coloring pages with funny ADHD affirming quotesThe Procrastinator BunnyThe ADHD Strengths IcebergUniquie Things about YOUR ADHD brain, Money Tracker for New Hobbies"I had it in my hand a second ago!" activity pageMonthly Journaland MORE!

Having fun is the hallmark of the teenage years. Pulling pranks is generally fun. At Bright Lives Academy, a private school, pranking has been elevated to an art form. The uptight, upright founders of Bright Lives Academy were subjected to their first prank at the 1898 graduation ceremony. This book captures the hijinks and frivolity of several generations of pranksters at Bright Lives Academy. The pranksters change from generation to generation, but having fun pulling pranks is their ultimate goal. These madcap pranksters take pride that while having fun their zany antics never cause physical harm, and never damage school property.

Need a gag gift for that office party? This book is sure to help make you the life of the party and fill the room with laughter with this easy, sarcastic, and sometimesinappropriate adult book. Filled with gag gift ideas that you can share with the office or put together for tons of fun! This Gag book features: 101 unique gag gift ideasHumorous adult gag gift ideas- give the book as a gag gift or use one of the fun ideas listedThis Gag book is perfect for: A coworker moving to a new jobA coworker with a sense of humorYour favorite coworkerWhite elephant giftStocking stufferSecret SantaOffice gag giftAnyone tired of adulting

"8 Random Poems" is a captivating collection of eight interconnected stories that delve into a woman's profound experiences navigating various life stages. From the challenges of hair loss and aging to the complexities of relationships and the bittersweet farewells, this book explores the universal themes of love, resilience, and personal growth.

Recipient of the Literary Titan's Book Award for October 2023, "Better Be Home When the Streetlights Come On" is the story of old friends who reminisce about their adventures during the summer of 1963. The backdrop is a small steel mill town, Braddock, Pennsylvania which lies to the east of Pittsburgh along the Monongahela River. Follow James Aloysius "Jack" Conley, as he meanders from the end of his school year at St. Brendan's Catholic school to the crescendo of all boyhood experiences - a week at Boy Scout camp marking the end of summer. On this journey are his inseparable buddies, Jewish kid, Don "Brain"" Cohen and their African American partner Chris "Chief" Johnson. "Brain" was given his nickname since he was the smartest among us kids. Chris was dubbed "Chief" since he claimed to have native American ancestry. Between the end of school and Boy Scout camp, the three will traverse various adventures of their eleven-year-old life and times. Along the way, readers will smile, laugh, and cry at the nostalgic look back at a more simple and innocent time.

"Fans of the movie will enjoy Vinny and Lisa's further adventures." -Publishers Weekly Vincent Gambini is still outrageous but he's knocking down legal opponents faster than ducks at a shooting gallery. It's wheels-up in Book 3 as Vinny takes on opponents in New Hampshire and Mexico before hitting the ground in New Orleans where a young man has been accused of murder. With the lad's previous attorney forced to resign, Vinny is charged with the responsibility of vindicating his defendant of this most heinous crime, but is he too late to turn around a trial that began well before he got involved? Vinny may not be a magician but that won't stop him from trying to pull a rabbit out of his hat and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Follow Vinny and Lisa as they continue to right wrongs in another sidesplitting installment of the My Cousin Vinny series. Praise for the My Cousin Vinny series ... "I've been waiting for years to find out what happened to Vinny Gambini and Lisa. Now we know. Top-notch fun." -Steve Berry, New York Times bestselling author "Like visiting with old friends, Back to Brooklyn captures the fun and spontaneity of every lawyer's favorite legal comedy, My Cousin Vinny. As surefooted as a '63 Pontiac with Positraction." -William Landay, New York Times bestselling author "If you're anything like me, you can't get enough of My Cousin Vinny. So what could be more fun than the continuing adventures of Vincent Gambini and Mona Lisa Vito? This is the kind of book you will want to read again and again. I loved it!" -J. Carson Black, New York Times bestselling author "I can still remember falling on the floor laughing at My Cousin Vinny. Now, Vinny and Lisa are back thanks to the brilliant mind of Lawrence Kelter. The characters have not only arrived back into my life like long-lost friends, but the novel has got me down on the floor laughing my tail off." -Vincent Zandri, New York Times bestselling author "With Back to Brooklyn Lawrence Kelter turns the traditional mold inside out by taking a screenplay and using it as the basis for a novel. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Vinny Gambini litigates a murder case while his sharp-tongued girlfriend, Mona Lisa Vito, investigates. The result is a murder mystery set in Brooklyn that is full of local flavor, twists and turns, and is just plain funny as hell. I loved it!" -Scott Pratt, bestselling author of the Joe Dillard series "A quarter century and they haven't aged a day. Vinny and Lisa are still going toe-to-toe in that riotous cat and mouse game we just can't get enough of. Back to Brooklyn is clever, crisp, fun. I dare you not to laugh." -Diane Capri, New York Times bestselling author of The Hunt for Jack Reacher series Praise for Lawrence Kelter ... "Lawrence Kelter is an exciting new novelist, who reminds me of an early Robert Ludlum." -Nelson DeMille, New York Timesbestselling author

Have you ever wondered about German humour? Well, wonder no more! In "Why do the Germans have a great Sense of Humour," you'll find the answer - "they don't" on every page.Have you always wanted to give a gift to a German friend? Or have you ever had a debate about whether Germans have a sense of humor, and your conversation partner insisted that Germans are a humorous bunch? Well, now you have it in black and white, all in good fun! Here's the answer you've been seeking.Whether it's for your German friend as a thoughtful present or simply for yourself, this book is perfect for a good laugh whenever you need one. With its eye-catching design, it will stand out on your shelf and is sure to bring laughter to your guests' faces.So why wait? Grab this book now and enjoy the humorous journey.

Preparati a un'avventura di puro divertimento e liberazione creativa con "40 Insulti e Parolacce da Colorare"! Questo audace e irriverente libro da colorare vi condurrà in un mondo in cui l'arte si unisce alla lingua piccante per offrirvi un'esperienza senza freni e senza censura. Esplorate una collezione unica di espressioni linguistiche proibite e lasciate che i vostri colori preferiti esprimano tutta la vostra ira, gioia o frustrazione. Ogni pagina è un invito a sfogare le emozioni in modo sano ed esilarante, trasformando queste parole scintillanti in vere e proprie opere d'arte. "40 Insulti e Parolacce da Colorare" vi invita a rompere le regole, abbracciando la potenza terapeutica del colore. Allacciate le cinture e preparatevi a una passeggiata esplosiva attraverso la vostra immaginazione, perché qui non ci sono limiti né filtri: cosa aspetti, è tempo di colorare fuori dagli schemi!