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A hilarious medley of mob-cap capers and hotel hiccups as one woman learns how to master the mayhem and madness of a modern life in service. After thirty years of hard labour in the hospitality business, no bed-bug is left unturned, as you're taken on a journey Upstairs and Downstairs and beyond My Lady's Chamber. This book is for all the unsung heroes who have ever battled the ravening beast we call 'Customer Service' and who dare to unleash the 10ft Amazonian!

Une pincée d'amis, un zeste de champagne, une mesure de musique, le tout mélangé dans un cadre festif.Seraient-ce les ingrédients nécessaires à la recette d'Éléna Mar pour oublier l'échec de son mariage ?Humour et délires à gogo, servis sur un plateau !

Huit ans que je vous accueille, que je vous écoute, que je vous envoie en salle d'attente... Vous m'avez remerciée maintes et maintes fois pour mon amabilité. Vous m'avez méprisée pour ne pas vous avoir passé votre médecin en ligne. Moi, je vous ai observés, et je me suis amusée de certaines de vos anecdotes. Ces situations cocasses, je les ai réunies dans ce livre. Après le tome 1 et le tome 2, voici l'intégrale des tribulations d'une secrétaire médicale, avec en bonus, des anecdotes inédites .Que vous soyez patients, médecins ou secrétaires, après avoir lu ces tribulations, vous ne regarderez plus la secrétaire médicale du même oeil !

"British Dad Jokes" is a hilarious anthology of cringe-worthy, side-splitting humor that will leave you groaning and grinning in equal measure. Compiled over years of enduring our dad's groan-inducing sense of humor, this collection is a testament to the art of terrible jokes, British-style. From Buckingham Palace to the bustling streets of London, these gags cover it all, and they've been tried and tested in the most embarrassing situations - family gatherings, Sunday roasts, and even polite conversations with the King himself (just kidding!). Prepare to be regaled with puns so bad they're good, witty wordplay that's impressively unimpressive, and a treasure trove of jokes that would make even the staunchest royal guard crack a smile. Whether you're craving some classic British wit or simply looking for a reason to roll your eyes, "British Dad Jokes" is your passport to laughter. With this book in hand, you'll master the art of delivering eye-rolling puns, and you'll be ready to unleash a torrent of groans at any social gathering. Brace yourself for a journey through the quirkiest corners of British humor, lovingly curated from the cringe-worthy repertoire of dads everywhere. "British Dad Jokes" - where the worse the joke, the better the laugh!

Moving in with my grumpy boss as his fiancée was not on my agenda. Peaches? That is NOT my name. No one would ever describe this I.T. geek to have a fruity personality. In some warped dimension, I left my boss's office with a signed contract in hand.How much practice do I need with my mirror to fake being in love?My goal: Convince the lawyer that my ogling at Adam is real or my family suffers Now my children and I are in a fantasyland mansion with personally decorated rooms. My bonus is an obnoxious, pretend fiancé. Gratefully, Adam is extremely easy on the eyes.Pretending to be all into him is surprisingly not that difficult. Fooling my children is impossible. They tease me about how I take extra time to look pretty for Adam at meals.They also claim that Adam always watches me as I leave a room. Even if our attraction is real, I don't think Adam can handle more screams of ghosts in his halls.Or am I wrong? Would he willingly go from cocky bachelor to loving step dad? Beauty and the Grumpy Billionaire is an enemies-to-lovers romcom with all the mistaken identity, fake engagement, single mom Beauty & the Beast HEA fairytale vibes. You'll get chemistry and characters to root for but NO spice. (Yes, you read that right--a low spice boss romance.) Perfect for fans of billionaire romance who want less heat. Tropes: Fake datingSlow burnKissing only Grumpy sunshineSecond chanceForced proximity (housemates)Boss romanceMistaken identitySingle Mom

199 páginas que te explicarán de forma sencilla, clara, pero sobre todo directa, cómo estafar a otros. En realidad, el libro contiene un ejemplo que conmoverá tus emociones, comprendiendo la gran metáfora sólo al final.

Are you sure that all the famous quotes from celebrities like Albert Einstein, Steve Jobs, Oscar Wilde, and others are indisputable pearls of wisdom? Carlo Barbieri, an author of humorous stories, thrillers, and more, has given this some thought and...

Se trata más o menos de lo mismo que en anteriores entregas, pero esta vez con unos cuantos subtítulos que de algún modo habrán de procurar establecer una relación directa u oblicua con el texto que preceden. Será algo así como la fruta escarchada en el roscón de reyes a la que algunos somos adictos, un subgrupo de pequeños epígrafes no edulcorados sino probablemente todo lo contrario. Los mismos que comparten el apetito por la sangre del conde Orlok, o el de los diabéticos por el azúcar, una necesidad que los afectados apenas pueden gestionar, y que son más o menos los mismos que intentan escribir, o decir a viva voz, lo que la gente no quiere oír.

The Book Says: Halloween EditionEnjoy this Halloween following the missions of "The Book Says".In this edition you will have to do crafts, watch horror movies, play, do terrifying activities, etc... In short, a good plan to have fun in Halloween. More than 30 Halloween challenges await you to complete.

101 Creative Excuses To Not Walk the Dog is the quintessential repository for the creative spirits who've ever wanted to sidestep the dog walk without a shred of guilt. With its playful blend of wit, humor, and a sprinkle of mischief, this book is a nod to the ingenious minds who understand there's more to life than leashes and poo bags.

"The BharatCal Chronicles" takes you on a whirlwind journey through the birth, rise, and eventual fall of a nation like no other. When the United States grinds to a halt, a group of ambitious NRIs, backed by India's political powerhouse, seize the moment to carve out their own sovereign state: BharatCal. But as Silicon Valley becomes the heart of this new world, power struggles, cultural clashes, and international intrigues ensue. The entry of Manvendra Sodi, India's charismatic leader sets the stage for a series of events that will change the course of history. With US President Jim Trimp plotting in the shadows and the world watching with bated breath, alliances are tested, loyalties are betrayed, and dreams are shattered. From the tech titans of Silicon Valley to the glittering world of Bollywood, from covert spy missions to grand political masterstrokes, this satirical tale weaves a narrative that is as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Dive into a story where love, ambition, and destiny collide. Welcome to BharatCal!

Wordsmiths, Spelling Bee enthusiasts, and connoisseurs of the pun will delight in this witty compilation of amusing neologisms invented while playing the wildly popular New York Times Spelling Bee.Author Vikas O'Reilly-Shah, along with contributor Adrienne Valesano, coined these creative concoctions during their daily Bee sessions. While struggling to find combinations of letters, their minds wandered to invent entertaining new vocabulary like "bratuity," "catalize," and "gobnob."With clever etymologies and humorous sample sentences, each entry captures a bit of punny pleasure. Learn the plight of the inept "acrobad" or the portly "flabrador." Explore tantalizing and mouth-watering "tamtric" rituals or imagine listening to the newly-dropped "Jarulon."A perfect gift for word nerds, this collection is sure to inspire laughs and appreciation as it chronicles the serendipity of vocabulary while reveling in the spirit of lively wordplay. Join the journey and unlock your own inner beelocution!

Attention Earthlings! Are you ready for the wildest space journey of your life, without leaving the cozy comfort of your favorite armchair? Dive into Cats in Space, where our feline overlords don spacesuits and embark on galactic adventures that defy both gravity and logic! With a blend of artful design and a dash of cosmic humor, each page of Cats in Space sends our feline astronauts on adventures through the galaxy. To top it off, whacky verses are scattered throughout the otherworldly designs. Prepare to chuckle and gasp in equal measure! Let your imagination rocket through the cosmos, guided by mischievous kitties and their space-faring antics. Perfect for cat lovers, space enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a galactic giggle, our team has meticulously designed this book to provide high-quality illustrations and a smooth and enjoyable coloring experience on each page. Inspired by those quirky feline behaviors we all know and love, but with a celestial twist. Secure your space helmet, grab your coloring tools and embark on a journey that's out of this world, and into the furtastic universe of Cats in Space! Key Features: Over 24 extraterrestrial artworks to color, in ultra-high definition. A new adventure into the vastness of space awaits on every page.Printed on white paper, single sided.Diverse backgrounds: A captivating mix of black and white backgrounds offer a unique coloring experience on each page. Greyscale illustrations add depth and dimension, allowing colors to pop and helping even beginner achieve a more professional look.Coloring has a range of benefits for adults: Focusing on coloring may act as a form of meditation, reducing the production of stress hormones and allowing you to relax and unwind. Engaging in coloring activities can also help enhance attention spans and concentration skills, making it a beneficial break from all of the multitasking that happens in our busy lives.Aimed at adults and teens, these images offer a mixture of intricate and detailed pieces that are varied enough to suit all abilities.At Hyperdogg it is important to us that we create beautiful and high quality art for children and adults alike. We have taken time and care to develop coloring books that everyone can enjoy. We hope that you love them as much as we do.

This book is packed to the brim with clever quips, pun-tastic punchlines, and classic one-liners! These jokes will have you chuckling, groaning, and maybe even questioning your own sense of humor.The perfect gift for a father to be, this book is the ultimate guide to unleashing the perfect pun in any situation.From the brilliantly bad to the hilariously cringe-worthy, these jokes are guaranteed to elicit laughter and groans in equal measure!

Este libro de poemas resume sentimientos que se encuentran en el día a día y en las diferentes etapas de la vida.Vivimos en medio de una humanidad que en muchos momentos nos sentimos, como en una esfera que cuando se explota o se vacía duele. En todos estos escritos, hay palabras, frases y oraciones que sí las agarras vas a lograr acogerte y hablarle a muchos que acepten lo que no se puede cambiar, pero te lleva a sabiduría de actuar con cautela en como te tratas tú mismo y como tratas a los demás.

"Insults in your Mother Tongue" is a humorous vocabulary book that explores the world of insults, offering a collection of clever and witty verbal comebacks. This book provides readers with a playful and entertaining way to expand their Tigrinya vocabulary. It features a wide range of insults, from the light-hearted and playful to the sharp and cutting. With this comprehensive guide, readers can enhance their language skills, sharpen their wit, and develop a deeper understanding of the power of words.

As the saying goes, "time flies when you're having fun." And it's true, isn't it? When we're engaged, amused, and entertained, we don't even notice the hours passing by. As a project manager with years of experience in commercial construction, legal discovery, software development, and as a Scrum Master, I've learned that this same concept applies to the workplace. When we enjoy what we're doing, we're more productive, more efficient, and more likely to achieve success.But how can we make work enjoyable? One way is to create a positive workplace culture, where people feel connected and engaged with one another. As a project manager, I've always believed that facilitating a good meeting is essential to success. It's not just about sticking to an agenda or accomplishing tasks, but about ensuring that everyone is actively engaged and invested in the work. And one of the most effective ways to achieve this is through humor and fun.That's where "AJ's Fun Fact of the Day" comes in. These fun facts are not just a way to pass the time, but a useful tool for getting team members to come out of their shell and feel more comfortable around one another. In virtual meetings, we can feel isolated sitting alone in a room, looking at people through a computer screen. Sharing fun facts is a way to get others to engage and interact with you about something other than work. It's an opportunity to show that it's okay to be themselves at work and talk about things that interest them. It's how we find diversity of thought and use it to create the best solutions possible.In this book, you'll find a wide variety of fun facts that cover a range of topics. From history to science to pop culture, there's something for everyone. Each fun fact is categorized into People, Places, Things, Animals, and Other, with subcategories for easy browsing. This way, you can choose your favorite fun fact to share and use it as a conversation starter or just something interesting to read.

As women, talking crap about the men we love is a part of our mantra. Even more so, staying with that man and making excuses for why we should when we know he ain't is too. This book is toxic and straightforward, and you 110% NEED it like Spongebob needed water in Sandy's dome. Truthfully, this book may make you laugh, make you cry, or even just show you that someone understands. No matter what it does for you, I hope it helps you realize even more how absolutely wonderful you are and how you deserve the world. Grab your colored pencils, a glass of your favorite wine (or the whole bottle), and some snacks as you embark on this 22-page coloring book of ish talking. Love you lots, xoxo Cheylyn

L'Histoire, mais pas comme on l'apprend dans les livres, comme un chapelet de dates, de lieux, d'événements.. L'Histoire vue à travers le petit bout de la lorgnette, au quotidien, des histoires. 1001 histoires insolentes, 1001 histoires insolites. Ces épisodes ont été choisis, non pour leur valeur morale forcément, mais plutôt pour ce qu'ils ont de plaisant. Car on peut parfaitement se cultiver en s'amusant, sans se prendre la tête. Ainsi, on passe de l'Antiquité à une période récente, en passant par Henri IV, Louis XIV, et Napoléon, et leurs Cours respectives, leurs courtisans, leurs favorites. Sans oublier les "monstres" comme Diogène, Voltaire, Piron, et tant d'autres....Quelques-uns des noms mentionnés: Henri IV, Ésope, Le Dante, Platon, Alexandre, Raphaël, Bacon, Thomas More, Cicéron, Pic de la Mirandole, Turenne, Diogène, Bayard, François Ier, Scipion, Arnaud, Plutarque, Malherbe, Rembrandt, Mme de Montespan, Fontenelle, Bourdaloue, Mme de Staël, Amyot, Ménage, Solon, Dangeau, Catherine de Médicis, Alexandre Sévère, Duchesse d'Aiguillon, Xerxès, Eschyle, Louis XIV, Bassompierre, La Maupin, Voltaire, Thémistocle, Tibère, Duc de Vendôme, Cardinal du Bellay, Villars, Benserade, Cambyse, Bussy d'Amboise, Boileau, Duc de Guise, Henri III, Jacques Ier, La Fontaine, Louis XII, Jules César, Christophe Colomb, Grillon, Denis le Tyran, Domitien, Duc d'Enghien, Jean Galéas, Saint-Aignan, Mademoiselle de Scudéry, Sésostris, Socrate, Pope, Scarron, Pythagore, Régnier, Rabelais, etc.

Explore the sports world in a whole new way with this humorous deep dive into some legendary athletes you've never heard of. How do we know you've never heard of them? Because they aren't real. From comedian and writer Jon Savitt (Funny or Die, College Humor, Washington Post), this book is a hilarious and fun gift for athletes and non-athletes alike - and a home run on any bookshelf. "This book is hilarious" - Yahoo Sports "Jon Savitt is one funny dude" - Funny or Die "Hilariously creative" - Colorado 2 News

Dive into the captivating world of personal finance through the lens of a Singaporean storyteller! In "Laughs, Lossses & Lessons," author Dexter Tiah weaves a tapestry of engaging anecdotes, each portraying a unique chapter in his life where savings, investing, and risk management took center stage.Based on his personal experiences, the author takes you on a journey of self-discovery and financial enlightenment. From the exhilaration of participating in the Gamestop saga to the hammer-dropping experiences of being a victim of financial scams, these tales are both relatable and inspiring.As you navigate the pages, you'll encounter characters who mirror the financial challenges we all face - the impulsive spender, the cautious planner, the risk-taker, and the skeptic. Through their triumphs and tribulations, you'll uncover valuable lessons in a format that's as enjoyable as it is enlightening."Laughs, Losses & Lessons" isn't just a guide to money management; it's a heartfelt exploration of the human relationship with wealth. The author's storytelling prowess transforms abstract financial concepts into practical wisdom, leaving you equipped with a newfound understanding of savings strategies, investment opportunities, and the art of calculated risk.Whether you're a seasoned investor or someone taking their first steps into the world of personal finance, this book will resonate with you on a personal level. With its charming narrative style and practical insights, "Laughs, Losses & Lessons" is more than a book - it's a companion for anyone seeking financial empowerment and a deeper connection with their monetary journey.

¿Puede un accidente casero cambiarle la vida a un ser maduro, cabal y emancipado?Puede.Y es que la vida de Mauro Álvarez Toledo no es la misma desde que se partió el escroto y los codornizos en la bañera por culpa del Gel de Coco Paraíso Tropical. Descubre personaje más gamberro de la comedia más GAMBERRA. Te prometo que no vas a poder parar de reír.

Finally a version of this popular coloring book for the Mom's who live and die with Cleveland sports! A humorous coloring book for the whole family, depicting famous disappointing moments from Cleveland professional sports. Why is Mommy Sad on Sunday: Disappointing Moments in Cleveland Sports Coloring Book contains 25 drawings depicting scenes of the biggest Cleveland professional sports bummers, along with a few of the triumphs. The book also contains editorial descriptions of each scene, including commentary by the author. This coloring book was made possible through the support of over 800 Cleveland sports fans and their backing of our Kickstarter.com campaign. It has been featured in the pages of Sports Illustrated, on ESPN's Sportscenter, WKYC and Action19 news in Cleveland and more. *Note: This book contains the same content as Why is Daddy Sad on Sunday? only with an alternate cover featuring a female Cleveland fan.

Do you have traumatic memories of discovering who tried to reheat seafood at 9 AM? Or have you ever timed your lunch precisely to avoid the great microwave traffic jam? If so, this hilariously crafted guide is just the chuckle-inducing remedy you've been searching for!With ingenious strategies such as: "The Synchronized Coffee Break Distraction""Advocating for Solar Cooking in the Office""My Pet Rock Can't Handle Microwaves"You're equipped to masterfully navigate the microwave minefield with grace, humor, and most importantly, cold food. And because we're all about that office camaraderie, this guide also serves up a generous helping of microwave-free recipes so you can dine in style and envy-free.Looking for the perfect funny present for the holidays? Search no further! This gem of a book is the ideal stocking stuffer for your coworkers, bosses, or anyone who's ever whispered, "Who microwaved fish?" in office corridors. Gift it, share it, or hoard it for yourself for those days when the office kitchen feels more like a battlefield.

As a Lubert driver, I have had many passengers (at least five) say that I should write a book about my experiences driving. These are just a few examples.

In the high-stakes world of business, one enemy lurks in the shadows, threatening to disrupt board meetings and silence open-plan offices: the ill-timed office fart. "Office Farts" is your guide to navigating this fragrant minefield, identifying the most treacherous meals that can transform a routine day into a red-faced calamity.From the deceptive allure of the bean burrito at the corner deli to the mysterious sushi roll labeled "Chef's Surprise," this book serves up a hearty helping of hilarity. Learn the stories of those who've gone before and paid the smelly price for their culinary choices. Whether you're a rookie employee or the CEO, this book is a must-have manual to save face and maintain a clear airway.Perfect for that secret Santa gift or just because, give your coworkers the gift of laughter (and perhaps a more pleasant-smelling workspace). Dive in, and remember: forewarned is forearmed... especially when it comes to food!

Introduzione: Benvenuti al viaggio della vostra vita! Questo libro è il biglietto per un'avventura straordinaria attraverso il potere delle vostre credenze. Siete pronti? Ottimo, allora prendete il vostro passaporto per la trasformazione personale e seguitemi in questa incredibile odissea di auto-scoperta.Capitoli a venire: Il nostro viaggio comincia con una tuffo profondo nel mondo misterioso e affascinante delle credenze. Scoprirete come queste convinzioni nascoste influenzino ogni angolo della vostra realtà, dall'orientamento del vostro pensiero alle sfumature delle vostre emozioni e alle scelte che fate.Ma non temete, siamo qui per aiutarvi a svelare le vostre credenze limitanti e a liberarvi dalle catene invisibili che potrebbero trattenervi. Vi insegneremo a riscrivere la vostra storia interna, trasformando credenze negative in potenti prospettive positive.La nostra missione? Costruire insieme un sistema di credenze che vi sostenga in ogni passo del vostro viaggio. Celebreremo i vostri successi, coinvolgeremo la famiglia e gli amici, e vi insegneremo come mantenere il controllo delle vostre credenze nel lungo termine.Ma questa è solo la prima parte della nostra epica avventura. Il vostro viaggio non finisce mai. Crescerete costantemente, condividerete la vostra conoscenza e ispirerete il cambiamento in voi stessi e nel mondo che vi circonda.Infine, quando il nostro viaggio giungerà al termine, le conclusioni riassumeranno le tappe fondamentali e vi inviteranno a continuare il vostro percorso di crescita personale.E nell'appendice, troverete un vero e proprio arsenale di strumenti pratici per potenziare le vostre credenze, da esercizi e meditazioni a citazioni ispiratrici. È tutto pronto per il vostro viaggio unico attraverso il potere delle vostre credenze. Fate i bagagli, la vostra avventura sta per iniziare, il destino è nelle vostre mani!

Pan Narak is a transgender every time looking for an adventure with her big bull. Her teaching English classes are a cover working for foreign agency. She lusts and lures men in her bed but an anti-loyalist MC will meet her hard man to deal with. Our Ban Toya. Ban Toya is hoping to love her. When Miss Pan Narak had her love plans to tell us otherwise, the art of relationship is love, the key they find and their own means to justify it. The discovered love story arc is for characters to discover multicultural love and she married to herself our hero Ban Toya had love for Miss Pan Narak at first sight. They have a true friend Renato Olympo. The story of betrayal and passion. With a twist of tale from adult filmmaker Giovanni "Tinto" Brass the Shakespeare could not find enough ink to write about. Author dedicates his work to his past fiance, she could earn his forgiveness because as much there is love there is hate from the dedicated family.

Tell Tale Signs of a Cheater is a motivational, self-help, free-flow chapter book that journeys into the world of a cheater with a game breaker's twist at the end. Let's read together as we break down the thoughts and ways of a cheater and encourage all who are victims of a Cheater. These are some of the Tell-Tale Signs of a Cheater.