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Enter the realm where mops and vacuums are not weapons of choice!Staring down a fortress of clutter and recoiling in despair? Feeling defeated by the mighty armies of Cleanliness? 101 Creative Excuses To Not Clean is your guide, arming you with clever excuses and witty answers to dodge the cleaning gauntlet.Inside this treasure trove, you'll find:

BlockChain Development for Babies is a nice children's book with tons of cool colors, numbers, and text.An ideal fun gift for new parents starting their journey in blockchain programming while staying at home with their children.On each page, you can read the source code of a simple app written in the most popular blockchain programming language: solidity. All code written in this book is proper solidity code!

Join the faithful followers of Cheesus Crust in this collection of inspired stories, psalms and messages, celebrating the divine art of pizza-making. Written by the enigmatic author, Pepperoni Prosecco, this book will take you on a spiritual journey through the joys of pizza, using sacred words and evocative imagery to explore the role of pizza in our lives. From the importance of fresh ingredients to the art of the pizza toss, this collection of psalms will inspire you to seek enlightenment through the humble pizza pie. Perfect for pizza enthusiasts, religious scholars, and anyone looking for a fresh take on spirituality, this book is a must-read for all who seek to understand the divine nature of this beloved food.

A tongue-in-cheek guide to Switzerland from that nation's best-known CanadianEmily has been in Switzerland for 12 years and has taken the whole integration thing a bit too far. She uses Aromat. She knows how to play the alphorn. She has even come in 13th place in a Jass tournament. Her entertaining videos about her experiences in Switzerland have been viewed more than 15 million times on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.Now she is finally sharing her knowledge in print. Emily Explains the Swiss includes everything from Apéro to Cows, all the way through to Heidi, Jass and Znüni. Illustrated by PanpanCucul (you may recognize his adorable stick figures), this one small book might not tell you everything you ned to know about Switzerland, but it will make you laugh.

This book is a humorous take on the woes of everyday life in late 18th-century England. Through the two characters of Timothy Testy and Samuel Sensitive, Beresford explores the frustrations and irritations of daily existence, from the trivial to the profound. Beresford's wit and satire make this an entertaining and engaging read.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

A collection of stories and musings by two fellas who worked at America's most iconic convenience store chain for way too long.

In these troubled times when everything seems so serious, this tale of a young man finding himself, finding love, and finding adventure may be the most humorous, fascinating, and enriching story to be offered in a long while.But wait, there's more. You're about to discover a young Princess and a lost puppy in here too.

Does small talk make you shrivel into your shell like a frightened hermit crab? Do you dream of living in a cottage in the woods with no company except a cat and unlimited books? Then Please Don't Sit With Me is the humorous guidebook for you!This book equips introverts with essential skills for maintaining sanity and space in an extrovert world. Learn tried-and-true tips for dodging human interaction so you can recharge social batteries on your own terms. Master the art of the Irish goodbye, constructing therapeutic furniture forts, projecting an aura of busyness, and more antisocial yet polite behavior guaranteeing alone time.Please Don't Sit With Me blends laugh-out-loud humor with practical advice for avoiding the chaos of crowds and unwanted conversations. Expand your loner horizons with chapters on pet bonding, noise-cancelling headphones, establishing coffee shop friendships without commitment, and savoring the sweetness of solitude.This book's simple strategies help you embrace your inner weirdo. Reclaim your need for solo rest and reflection without guilt! Soon you'll be skipping parties and slipping away from people with graceful introvert style.

Una raccolta di rapporti del personale di bordo su anomalie riscontrate durante il viaggio in treno. Spesso esilaranti.

La tribù degli strambi Noel è un cacciatore di diavoli che vaga per le Quattro Terre alla ricerca di demoni da prendere a calci. A lui si uniscono Butch, un vecchio con un sarcasmo pungente, e Noah, un gigante con il cervello di un bambino. I tre si lanceranno in un'avventura rocambolesca, alla ricerca del Libro degli Arcani, unico oggetto in grado di distruggere una volta per tutte le schiere infernali.

Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the world of "I don't" with 101 Creative Excuses to Not Get Married. If you've ever found yourself contemplating escape routes from wedding bells and commitment, this witty and whimsical book is your ultimate companion.From the moment you crack open its pages, you'll be whisked away into a land of inventive alibis and side-splitting scenarios that will leave you laughing out loud. This book is a treasure trove of excuses that range from the brilliantly absurd to the delightfully charming, all designed to provide you with a chuckle while helping you sidestep the aisle.Dive into the art of matrimonial evasion with excuses like "I'm too busy honing my 'Netflix and Chill' skills" or "I'm waiting for a partner who can appreciate my obsession with finding the perfect bookmark." With relatable anecdotes, clever wordplay, and the kind of humor that can turn even the most stressful wedding planning moments into bursts of laughter, this book is your passport to saying "I do" to creativity and "I don't" to traditional commitment.Join the ranks of commitment-phobic connoisseurs and revel in excuses that will have you entertained while enjoying a respite from the world of wedding preparations. Whether you're a staunch supporter of solo snack runs or an aficionado of puns, 101 Creative Excuses to Not Get Married promises a delightful and uproarious ride through the realm of witty evasion.

Lucifer - King of the Angels - God's most powerful creation has rebelled. Taking all the realm's mightiest warriors and armor, plans on attacking the throne of God.Michael - The general of Heaven's forces must somehow prepare dwarf-like, armor less, giggling angels that are committed to defending their home.In a sometimes comical, sometimes deadly but hopefully thought-provoking tale.You are invited to take a trip to eternity; and witness the events that preceded the first and most cataclysmic war ever recorded. The War for Heaven!

"50 Uplifting funny Stories for Seniors" is a heartwarming collection designed to provide comfort, joy, and inspiration to older individuals. Each story serves as a gentle reminder of the beauty in everyday moments, the resilience of the human spirit, and the value of a life well-lived. These tales touch upon themes of love, friendship, family, and the wisdom that comes with age, offering a source of positivity and connection for seniors as they navigate their unique journeys.GET YOURS NOW!!!

Embark on a hilarious journey through the side-splitting evolution of humor in the digital age with "Humor Interrupted: The Rise and Fall of Funny Messaging." This captivating book is your ticket to a rollercoaster ride through the highs and lows of humor's tumultuous affair with modern communication.From the early days of emoticons and LOLs to the rise of meme culture, this witty exploration unravels the secrets behind the jokes that shaped our online conversations. Brace yourself for a laugh-out-loud narrative that digs deep into the heart of comedic genius and its unexpected pitfalls.Join author [Bonnie Honeyman], as he expertly guides you through the ups and downs of funny messaging. Navigate the landscape of viral sensations, internet trends, and the unforgettable moments that left us ROFLing in disbelief.But beware - humor, like any cultural phenomenon, has its dark corners. "Humor Interrupted" fearlessly exposes the pitfalls that comedians and internet jesters face in an era where canceled culture and sensitivity wars threaten to silence even the most uproarious punchlines."Humor Interrupted" isn't just a book; it's a front-row ticket to the comedy revolution that transformed the way we communicate. Packed with clever insights, laugh-out-loud anecdotes, and a dash of cultural critique, this book is a must-read for anyone who's ever sent a funny GIF, cracked a witty comment, or simply wondered, "Is this meme still relevant?"Are you ready to embark on a rib-tickling journey through the annals of humor? Then grab your copy of "Humor Interrupted" today and prepare to LOL your way through the ultimate guide to the rise and fall of funny messaging! After all, laughter is the best medicine, even when it comes with a side of unexpected twists.

This book THE 21 BENEFITS OF SEX, THE IMPORTANCE OF SEX. reveals a lots of health benefits you and your partner derives from having sex.Sex is good, it is not only for procreation but to be enjoyed with health benefits attached.TIFFANY HILLS is a sex therapist, relationship coach and author of bestselling books.She lives in United States and has contributed immensely on saving relationships and marriages.I believe this book THE 21 BENEFITS OF SEX, THE IMPORTANCE OF SEX. will be beneficial to you, also you can gift someone a copy of this book. Grab a copy, read and enjoy your sex life.CLICK on the buy button now

Tired of battling the pots and pans? Longing for a delicious escape from the kitchen chaos? Look no further! 101 Creative Excuses to Not Cook Dinner is your passport to culinary liberation.

Funny and... Very funny stories: a collection of funny stories that will make you burst out laughing !"Welcome to the hilarious world of "Funny and... Very Funny Stories !" This book is full of carefully selected funny stories to make you laugh out loud. Whether you need a good dose of humor to brighten your day or are looking to share moments of laughter with friends and family, this book is for you."Funny and...Very funny stories!" is a compilation of funny stories that will have you bursting with laughter. Immerse yourself in a world filled with jokes, puns, hilarious anecdotes and comedy on every page. From little puns to comedic tales, each story is designed to elicit laughter and put a smile on your face.- More than 100 funny stories to keep you entertained.- A variety of themes, from wacky animals to wacky everyday situations.Perfect for gatherings with friends, family nights out or just having a good time alone."Funny and...Very funny stories !" is your ideal companion when you need a good dose of laughter and levity in your life.Immerse yourself in these funny stories and let yourself be carried away by the laughter.Get ready to share moments of happiness and spread joy around you with this humorous book.

Can one single person accomplish a goal as ambitious as making EVERYONE happy This would take an impossible amount of patience, endurance, optimism, and maybe more than a smidgen of imagination. In The Activity Director, you will feel the heartbreak of defeat and the triumph of victory of our hero Jerry, as he sets out to make others happy, through comedy, hardship, drama, and more. Jerry is the newly hired Activities Director at an assisted living facility - a whole new environment for him. Skepticism abounds as he attempts to adjust, and he realizes he is swimming upstream with his efforts at comedic action and unorthodox methods of entertaining the residents. Against the odds, he succeeds on occasion, but will he find a way to thread his small victories together to achieve his goal to improve the lives of these curmudgeons and make them smile?...

The real life stories of a mondern day cabby

The Ultimate Survival Guide for Reluctant FathersImagine there is a secret about fatherhood that no one ever told you - lots of dads never wanted kids. What if you don't have to feel guilty because being a father is not on your to-do list? What if you could learn to stop being reluctant and start loving being a dad? Best-selling author and former reluctant father Greg Tavares pulls no punches in this blunt and funny "how to" book. Tavares answers the question: How do you go from never wanting kids to loving dad? In this book, you will learn: How to "play for time, not for the win" when it comes to her getting pregnant What trimester is the hottest sexWhen to convert your man cave into the baby's roomThe 5 Ss and why you need themWhat not to say when her water breaksThe Daddy way Vs. The Mom wayHow to react if your wife says "The babysitter is cute."Most importantly you will learn that you are not alone. There are plenty of other guys that never wanted kids but are becoming fathers. You can lose your daddy issues and love being a dad.CLICK THE "BUY NOW" BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE AND GET YOUR COPY OF Daddy Issues: Stop Worrying and Love Being a Dad TODAY!

We knew this day would come, didn't we? A.I. is taking the world by storm... but what are its implications for your everyday life?"My A.I. Tells Dad Jokes" is a snapshot of ChatGPT's capability in 2023: its sense of humor, its prowess at wordplay, and its outsider understanding of the human condition. The book is rife with knee-slapping dad jokes (and also a few cringe-y eye-rollers) but the book is about more than that. It's a lens from which we can assess the coming tidal wave of A.I. at a time at which we will invariably look back on artificial intelligence as still being cute, infantile, and sometimes downright silly. Revel in these zingers as you pore through these pages, but at the same time, take a moment to think about how artificial intelligence is learning more about us than we are about it. So snag a copy of "My A.I. Tells Dad Jokes" now... before the robots take over and make us their pets.(Don't worry, being a pet isn't so bad. Your dog has it pretty good, doesn't he?)

La fable illustrée d'une petite poulette qui commence par: il était une fois dans un élevage surnuméraire... C'est la fausse histoire vraie d'Amélie poulette, éprise de liberté et avide de découverte .Suivez la, patte à patte vers son destin qui l'emmènera dans le monde humain.Ce livre est réservé aux enfants qui sont restés grands30 pages d'aventurele fabuleux destin d'amelie

Everyone said it wasn't as though a woman was going to land on my doorstep and fall in love with me. Never say never. Now, this woman literally crashes into my life, but she doesn't remember a thing about what happened before she got here. She's beautiful and a little sassy.The longer she's here, the more I feel like she's the missing piece of a puzzle I didn't even know I was trying to solve. Our small town has her pegged as my imported bride, my mom's already sharing family recipes, and my best friend won't stop taunting me about the way I look at her. For once in my life, I can picture a future with someone -- with this woman fate seems to have brought me from out of nowhere.The funny thing about fate? Things never go quite the way you planned. Townshipped is a laugh-out-loud, small-town, bride-on-the-run romcom with forced proximity and a white knight book boyfriend. The midnight kisses will make your tea kettle whistle. You'll get all the sizzle you ever wanted in a closed-door romance with a happily ever after that will leave you smiling!

Da bambino mi innamorai della Sega. Che detto così suona malissimo ma intendo dire che la casa Nipponica di produzione di videogiochi diventò il centro di gravità permanente di una vita dedita a pochi appassionati passatempi: i videogames, la musica, e altri che non si possono raccontare nella quarta di copertina. Questo libro vuole essere un memoriale divertente e scanzonato sul lato leggero della vita, la mia e sulle mille avventure reali e virtuali che, quasi incredibilmente, continuano ad intrecciarsi e richiamarsi, come se la vita, in fondo, non fosse molto più seria di un videogioco.

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Dieses Buch bietet eine humorvolle und satirische Darstellung des ländlichen Lebens in Nord-Deutschland im 19. Jahrhundert. Es ist ein unterhaltsames Werk, das für jeden Leser geeignet ist.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Ein unterhaltsames und aufschlussreiches Buch über das Leben auf dem Bauernhof. Pocci präsentiert seine persönlichen Erfahrungen auf eine humorvolle Art und Weise. Ein Buch, das für alle lesenswert ist, die sich für die ländliche Welt interessieren.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

"Gesù tra Hashtag e Parabole 2.0" Benvenuti in Giudea 2.0, dove i miracoli sono tendenza e le parabole ricevono like! In questo ingegnoso giro di trama, Gesù non solo diffonde saggezza, ma fornisce anche consigli su come ottenere seguaci. Immergiti in un mondo in cui i social media coesistono con le sabbie del deserto e ogni miracolo è degno di condivisione. "Gesù tra Hashtag e Parabole 2.0" è un'odissea comica attraverso un universo alternativo, dove gli insegnamenti biblici si fondono con la cultura digitale. Immagina un Sermone della Montagna con il suo proprio hashtag o l'Ultima Cena catturata in una storia di Instagram. Con umorismo e sottile ironia, questo libro ti guiderà attraverso episodi divertenti, sfidanti e a tratti assurdamente riconoscibili dell'era digitale. Nelle sabbiose terre della Giudea, dove un tempo gli insegnamenti risuonavano tra montagne e valli, ora risuonano tra tweet, storie e like. "Gesù tra Hashtag e Parabole 2.0" ti immergerà in un universo alternativo esilarante, in cui il Messia non solo trasforma l'acqua in vino, ma converte anche selfie in virali. Dalla ricerca spirituale alle tendenze sui social media, quest'opera offre una reinterpretazione fresca e comica di eventi biblici nel contesto di un'era digitale sfrenata. Attraverso situazioni che sfidano le consuetudini, rivelando le ironie della nostra cultura moderna, questa narrazione garantisce risate e riflessioni in egual misura. NOTA IMPORTANTE: Quest'opera è affrontata con un tono leggero e umoristico. Non ha l'intenzione di offendere o sminuire alcuna fede religiosa. Viene presentata semplicemente come un esercizio creativo di "cosa succederebbe se", mescolando il sacro con il modernamente irriverente. Ideale per coloro che hanno un acuto senso dell'umorismo e una passione per le contraddizioni del mondo moderno. Fai clic, acquista e preparati a scorrere il dito attraverso l'epopea esilarante di Gesù nel mondo dei social media!

Get Used to Us, because trans and queer people aren't going anywhere - the world will only get more trans & queer! In this comic book, trans cartoonist Sophie Labelle debunks a bunch of bonkers stuff we've been hearing everywhere in this era of trans panic, with her legendary humor and wit.

Plongez dans les coulisses les plus énigmatiques et divertissantes du monde du football avec "Révélations Inédites et Amusantes Autour du Ballon d'Or 2023". Préparez-vous à une aventure captivante, teintée de mystère, de rires et de découvertes uniques qui vous tiendront en haleine à chaque page. Ce n'est pas seulement un livre, c'est une invitation à déverrouiller les secrets cachés derrière le prestigieux Ballon d'Or de cette année où la concurrence est de taille.Derrière chaque victoire se cachent des histoires inconnues et des moments hilarants qui n'ont jamais été partagés avec le grand public. Dans ce livre, vous serez emporté dans un voyage intrigant au coeur du football mondial. Imaginez-vous en train de glisser dans les coulisses, comme un espion du rire, découvrant des anecdotes et des faits incroyables qui n'ont jamais vu la lumière du jour.Les pages de ce livre sont remplies de moments où les légendes du football ont dévoilé leur côté le plus drôle et le plus espiègle. Les rivalités acharnées sur le terrain cachent des amitiés hilarantes en dehors et les discussions drôles pour conquérir le Ballon d'Or sont entremêlées d'anecdotes cocasses de moments de jeu et de célébrations épiques. C'est un véritable festin pour les amateurs et fans de football qui cherchent à connaître les histoires sécrètes qui se cachent derrière les trophées étincelants.Imaginez découvrir la rencontre sécrète et futuriste des joueurs nominés au ballon d'or de cette année, utilisant des tours de passe-passe pour piéger, se moquer et taquiner de leur adversaire coriace lors d'un épisode divertissant de leur carrière, tout en gardant un sourire en coin. Découvrez les moments où les joueurs ont dû se livrer à des duels comiques de mots sur le terrain et en dehors, tout en luttant pour la victoire. Plongez dans les fous rires partagés entre coéquipiers dans les vestiaires, bien loin des regards scrutateurs des médias.Chaque chapitre est une invitation à entrer dans un monde mystérieux, où les rires sont aussi importants que les trophées. Vous serez emporté par les anecdotes sur les célébrations excentriques qui ont laissé les supporters perplexes, les entrevues post-match où l'humour a fait la une, et les stratégies farfelues qui ont étonné les entraîneurs et les adversaires."Révélations Inédites et Amusantes Autour du Ballon d'Or 2023" n'est pas simplement un livre, c'est une quête captivante. C'est une opportunité rare de s'immerger dans le monde du football d'une manière totalement nouvelle. Alors, si vous êtes prêt à rire, à vous étonner et à plonger dans l'inconnu du football, tournez la première page et embarquez pour une aventure unique en son genre.Préparez-vous à rire, à être surpris et à découvrir un côté du football que vous n'avez jamais imaginé. Car ce bel ouvrage vous promet une expérience inoubliable et des rires à chaque ligne. Ne manquez pas votre chance d'être témoin de la magie qui se cache derrière la cérémonie de remise du ballon d'or 2023 au Châtelet de Paris. Achetez dès aujourd'hui votre billet pour ce voyage mystérieux et amusant dans le monde du Ballon d'Or de cette année éblouissante.