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Leger's family are taking a trip to a tiny Scottish island and he is looking forward to spending the summer with Annabella, Hugh and Bob. But when he discovers he is to stay in Glasgow with Annabella's niece, Carole, while the rest of the family go on their trip he is outraged. Leger hears there has been a murder on the island and knows he has to somehow travel with them and assist in finding the killer. What he didn't count on was meeting a fellow cat sleuth on the island as well as a clowder of unfriendly gossips. The island way of life proves to be very different from Glasgow. Can he deal with culture shock as well as solve the crime? Can he and Lily, the beautiful calico detective work together to solve this case or will their egos prevent them from becoming friends?

Give the Dad Joke Lovers in Your Life the Gift of Laughter!Many dad joke books out there claim to offer the best in corny humor, but The Dad Joke Book stands out from the rest.This book not only provides a hilarious collection of jokes but also offers insight into why dads tell dad jokes and how these corny jokes can be used to connect with other dad joke lovers.Put simply, The Dad Joke Book: How My Father Ruined My Childhood (Just Kidding!) is your guide to laughing and connecting with others through dad jokes.Are you looking for a unique gift for the dad joke lover in your life?This funny and insightful book contains all you need to know about dad jokes, from classic one-liners to puns to knock-knock jokes that will have you laughing out loud.No matter the occasion, The Dad Joke Book is guaranteed to be a hit. Whether you're looking for something to add to your dad's Father's Day gift or a funny way to show your appreciation, this book fits the bill.From the witty puns to the classic one-liners, readers of all ages and backgrounds will appreciate the humor and insight-packed inside these pages.The Dad Joke Book is so much more than just a funny collection of jokes.It provides insight into why dads tell dad jokes and why dads started all this nonsense in the first place.How these corny jokes can be used to connect with other dad joke lovers.Discover the power of laughter.Gain a deeper appreciation for humor.Gain valuable insight backed by science and come away with a better understanding of the true definition of a dad joke.How to even create your own dad jokes, puns, and one-liners.Understand that there's something special about silly dad jokes!The Dad Joke Book offers a comprehensive look into the world of dad jokes.Get ready to laugh out loud and make amazing memories with The Dad Joke Book today!

What makes a fairy tale Irregular? Hansel & Gretel's parents refusing to allow the kids to be adopted by fairies because they disapprove of the fairy lifestyle. Rumplestiltskin teaching a young woman to keep her promises. A prince for Rapunzel who never mastered rope climbing in gym class. Tom Thumb's mother refusing to allow him to date the one girl his size because she's Protestant.Not fairy tales for children - although frequentlychildish - Irregular Fairy Tales are much more fun than atrip to the ball, and less expensive too, when you considerhow much interest Fairy Godmothers are charging thesedays.The Ithaca Times says..."The conversations between characters in these stories sometimes recall the deadpan absurdities of Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks (in 'The 2,000-Year-Old Man' and all of their movies.)"..."Teel is at his best when he integrates sound, alabeit only tangentially relevant, logic into these tales in a breezy, off-hand style."... "In 'Hansel and Gretel' (and several other stories) (Teel) wraps up his story in fashion that is...the opposite of the traditional ending, which can be gratifying to those who find cheerfully clever children to be really obnoxious." --The Ithaca Times

A divorced man continues his hilarious search for true love as he struggles to learn what women really want.

A proper obituary for a famous shelving unit; an ode to a vacuum flask; a Socratic dialogue on product naming; a product recall for a disco ball; a rondeau for LED lighting, set to music for four voices. These are only five of the fifty shades of IKEA, printed on paper, flatpacked inside glossy cover stock, no assembly required. Just open and read. Fifty Shades of IKEA is a collection of fifty essays, stories or poems, each written in a different writing genre, none of which is "abusive relationship erotica."

It's Good to be Bad: A Humorous Look at the Good Side of Iconic VillainsEver wondered if there's a silver lining to the darkest of clouds? Welcome to "It's Good to be Bad," a rib-tickling journey through the world of literature, folklore, and children's stories, where we put on our rose-tinted glasses and find the goodness hidden within our favorite baddies.From the Giant in Jack and the Beanstalk to the Wicked Witch of the West, we've assembled a motley crew of infamous villains and given them a fresh new look. With our signature blend of humor and wit, we'll delve into the misunderstood motives and surprisingly noble intentions of these dastardly characters. You might just find yourself rooting for the bad guys by the time you turn the last page!In this laughter-filled exploration, we'll unravel the reasons behind their villainy, offering a fresh perspective on characters you thought you knew so well. Who would've thought that the Bridge Troll was just trying to make ends meet or that the Evil Queen was grappling with a major self-esteem crisis?"It's Good to be Bad" offers a lighthearted, whimsical, and downright hilarious take on some of the most iconic villains of all time. Perfect for readers who enjoy a chuckle and a twist, this book will have you questioning what it truly means to be good-or bad. This book includes chapters on: The Giant (Jack and the Beanstalk)The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz)Captain Hook (Peter Pan)The Evil Queen (Snow White)The Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)Scar (The Lion King)The Bridge Troll (Three Billy Goats Gruff)Shere Khan (Jungle Book)The Grinch (The Grinch that Stole Christmas)Miss Trunchbull (Matilda)Stromboli (Pinocchio)Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)Grab your copy today and prepare to see the other side of the story, where even the darkest hearts have a touch of light!

It is training and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed. Calcudoku - this is a mathematical and logical puzzle. It is necessary to fill the grid with numbers so that in each line and in each column they are not repeated. The number in the corner of each selected block is the result of an arithmetic operation on the digits in this block. The numbers inside the block can be repeated. All signs of mathematical signs are hidden. The puzzle can be called Square Wisdom, Kendoku. 50 Kakuro 8 x 8. 50 Kakuro 9 x 9. 50 Kakuro 14 x 14. 50 Kakuro 15 x 15. 100 calcudoku sudoku puzzle easy levels. 100 calcudoku sudoku puzzle medium levels. Only unique puzzles. + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed. + 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. 1 verified solution. All answers are at the end of the book. Exclusive puzzles. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

This is Bill's first book and is dedicated to the memory of his father who was killed by an impaired driver in 1975. When he retired, he decided to become a rideshare driver to get inebriated people home safely. These are humorous (and sometimes scary) adventures in the wee hours of the morning.Early readers of UBER@2AM said: "Bill is a great storyteller. His sarcastic thoughts are hilarious." "Bill's passion to save lives comes across in these short stories." "'Drunk Blonde Stalking' is both funny and scary at the same time." "His story about meeting the self-appointed God in his back seat was strangely weird." "The first story, 'Girl on a Rock', sets the tone of his book immediately."Come ride along and enjoy great glimpses into the nighttime in the Valley of the Sun.Bill is working on his second book with even more crazy chronicles of driving drunks safely home.

The first volume of a collection of short stories by Sean Dietrich, a writer, humorist, and novelist, known for his commentary on life in the American South. His humor and short fiction appear in various publications throughout the Southeast.

If you were born from 1946 - 1964 you're a Boomer. Like it or not. When I turned 60 I realized what it has meant, to us and to the Grandkids. I'm still the same inside and I don't plan on changing. The things that have happened in our lives all this time are still as meaningful today as they were back then. So, what are we doing differently that really affects out points of view about the world as it is?Somehow, the older I get the more I do things the way I used to. We didn't forget, we're just out of practice. But, some things really bring it all back to life and nothing does it more than watching the grandkids growing up. It doesn't matter whose they are.That's when you get to see that light in us all, once again. Groomin' the little ones to be witty and wild. Shake it up, have fun, tell them what you used to do and how it use to be. They love it! Our kids tuned us out a long time ago but their kids really seem to get it.That's why I call ourselves, "Groomers". Condensing GR-andparent b-OOMERS to just GROOMER, or B2G.If you want to have a nice time thinking about it, then here is my offering. Take a little time for yourself and see how much you can remember about the simple good times we had. It's a fun read. There's two books available, they are the same, only with the titles reversed. It's all how you look at it. Choose the one you like best. "Sixty From The Sixties" or "Boomers To Groomers". You can view the book trailer on YouTube with the link below.http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDF-XUtVI0I hope you come away with the same good feeling that I had writing it.

Mahonie is a young boy, whose favorite food just happens to be bologna, much to his parents dismay. Both family and friends alike make several attempts to get him to try something new. Will they succeed, or will he forever be known as Mahonie Bologna?

Imagine a world full of hamsters. What would their lives be like? What would they be doing? Well, let's make this imagination come to life by visiting the one-of-a-kind Hamitown. Your daily boost of serotonin from these fluffy little fur boys and girls!

Do you need a break from the hustle and bustle of the workplace? Put your worries to rest with "150 Ways to Call In Sick and Take the Day Off Work". This helpful guide provides you with dozens of unique and creative excuses and strategies to help you get the day off work that you need and deserve.Whether you're looking for a way to take a much-needed break or just want to surprise your coworkers, this book is guaranteed to have a foolproof idea that will get you the day off you've been dreaming of. With 150 creative excuses and strategies, you'll never be stuck for an idea again. Get your copy today and start taking the days off you need!

If you're looking for gardener jokes and funny gardening jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Some of these gardeners jokes, puns and gags are old, but some of them are new, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we think this a great collection of funny gardening jokes.We hope you enjoy this bumper crop of the very best gardener jokes and stories.

May Day, May Day. ¡NOS ESTRELLAMOS!. Eso fue lo que pensé cuando mi futuro cayó en picado incluso antes de embarcar en el avión. Imagínate que te ofrecen el trabajo de tus sueños en el paraíso. Imagínate que todo depende de que un desconocido, con sonrisa pícara, acepte hacerse pasar por tu novio unos días. Prepara el pasaporte y sumérgete en esta gran mentira para descubrir si está todo incluido, o no.

Il y a des auteurs qu'une préface bien sentie parodie mieux qu'une imitation ou un pastiche. Peut-être parce qu'ils sont inimitables au sens premier du terme. Mais plus sûrement parce que leurs écrits sont déjà en eux-mêmes une forme de parodie et que la lecture d'une ou deux leurs pages, convenablement éclairée par une préface assassine, suffit à produire l'effet comique. La préface, d'ailleurs souvent rédigée par l'auteur lui-même, est traditionnellement un exercice convenu, alternant cuistreries inutiles et flagorneries. Rendons-lui enfin une utilité en présentant les choses telles qu'elles sont. Relevons le goût fade du papier des pages liminaires par une petite pointe de venin. Personne n'en mourra. C'est là tout l'objet de ce petit livre.

You've seen the rest, now meet the best: The Daddy, the ultimate in bad Dad joke books!Packed with 100s of terrible gags and truly awful puns, The Daddy comes with its own dedication page, enabling you to pen an extra special message for that extra special person in your life - your Dad!Go on, I dare you: treat the old man to a copy, then skedaddle to a dark room somewhere while he works his magic, teasing and tormenting as only a Dad can. As it says on the guarantee, he'll love it - you'll hate it! No wonder with jokes like these: I've started work as a waiter. Granted, the money's not fantastic; but at least I can put food on the table...My fear of horse chestnut trees. After years of therapy, I've finally managed to conker it.I took my PC back to the shop when it wouldn't stop swearing at me. I said, I think it might be the curser...So I said, doctor, doctor, every time I go for a number two, it comes out looking like chips. He said, have you tried pulling that string vest up a bit?I asked this bloke what his American Pit Bull puppies were going for. He said, anything they can get their teeth into...Delivery driver walks into the medical centre and slams a dozen pizzas on the counter. He says, before anyone asks, it's just what the doctor ordered.This bloke emptied a packet of grated cheese over my head. I said, that was mature, wasn't it...?I rang the gaffer. I said, I'm just arriving on the south coast now, boss. He said, do you realise it's five in the morning? And what are you doing on the south coast? I said, just what you said, boss: making sure I was in Brighton early.I said, I can't believe how much weight I've put on. I might have one of those over active, erm, erm...She said, thyroid gland? I said, no, knife and fork!My pet mouse, Elvis...he was caught in a trap.

My life hasn't changed much since I was four years old, when I donned a pith helmet and wielded a huge paintbrush to paint murals inside my family's garage doors. Later, still brandishing the paintbrush of a fine arts education at Scripps College in California, and the École des Beaux-Arts in Geneva, Switzerland, but now helmeted for world adventures, I began to travel and write stories for U.S. and British publications. I married and produced two patient children, divorced and remarried, then divorced again just for good measure. Over the years, I learned about life from a cat named Dorothy, bit off more than I could chew in France, traveled Fiji with a friend named Slosh, rang church bells in England, joined a poltergeist committee to investigate strange happenings in a Chinatown flophouse, cried when I left the island of Grenada, and really kissed a frog. BOOK REVIEW Reviewed by Gordon D. Durich for Readers' Favorite Theodosia Greene kissed a "frawg" in the Caribbean. The author of Kissing Frogs and Other Short Stories drew inspiration for her book from this memory and other international experiences. Her collection of memories from England, France, Fiji, and other countries is interspersed with highly original graphic illustrations. Her drawings are inspired by formal education enhanced with world travels. Her experiences with foreign languages and customs generated true stories coupled with art. Kissing Frogs and Other Short Stories is a memoir in which travel and art, specifically beautiful and evocative paintings, flavor Theodosia Greene's work. This cannot be categorized as "chick lit," but the title and contents could be easily construed as that. Kissing frogs, or "frawgs," as Theodosia Green called them, may be something girls dream of - to have their prince magically appear as in fairy tales - and may be farfetched. This beautifully laid-out book features a picture of that very experience, which visually makes it easier to grasp and more realistic. As a man, I enjoy reading stories from a female point of view, and as an artist, I appreciated the use of original works of art. The illustrations are blissful and I acknowledge the work that went into them. They are for adults but are not suitable for young children since the drawings are too mature and suggestive. The culture clash this artist/writer experienced in Fiji was especially fun, exotic, and relatable.

This is the fourth collection of my illustrated, humorous poems.

Cuando viajas siempre pasan cosas. Bien sea por negocios o por placer, sales de tu entorno de seguridad y te expones a lo imprevisto, más de lo habitual, o a lo imprevisto que, fuera de un entorno controlable, tiene más posibilidad de convertirse en catástrofe.Viajar, como consecuencia, es una fuente inagotable de anécdotas. Unas veces más y otras menos, pero si viajas mucho y por muchos lugares como es mi caso, la posibilidad de encontrarte con situaciones extremas aumenta proporcionalmente.Son ocasiones donde el azar crea situaciones nuevas y rompe la rutina de lo previsible. Para algunos son engorros o complicaciones que arruinan los viajes. Para mi son la sal de estos.

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love.

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain I'm at a New Year's party with a bunch of friends, most married. Midnight is approaching, and I'm holding the tallest Bombay Sapphire and tonic I can find, because I haven't found Miss Next. A married friend remarks. "Dude, who are you going to kiss at midnight?" "No idea." "Why don't you mingle and find someone?" "Maybe I don't see anyone I'd like to kiss." "Hey, beggars can't be choosers." "Neither can married men." "But..." "Careful, lad. You don't want to confess infidelity to a writer." "I'm not. I'm just saying, if I wanted to kiss another woman, I could." "Right, and you might be caught and forced to pay the consequences, which would be more significant than mine." "So, you like being alone because it's safer." "Single. I like being single, because it offers nearly limitless opportunities." "What about the sex?" "Really? You want to go there? How long have you been married?" "Never mind. Enjoy your drink, nice guy." I am nice-to a fault. Then, after being poked enough times, I stray into naughty land. Although I know it's what many women prefer, I can't seem to transform myself into a bad boy. I witness bad boys treating women badly. Often, these women complain to me about it. Then, I watch them walk away from me, and swoon back into the beast's arms. Insanity, if you ask me. This is what makes me fall from niceness. Women constantly saying they want one thing, while selecting the other. Women don't want to fuck nice guys. Women want bad boys to fuck them. There's only one way to describe it: Nice Guy FAIL.

"Only a calamity will force me to cook," I declared."Be careful what you wish for!" Mamma warned. When Kasturi Dasgupta's Indian hometown goes into lockdown, she becomes a captive of her own family. Subject to their constant suggestions that she lose weight and eat more healthily, Kasturi is faced with a choice: couch potato or chef?She chooses the latter.Fueled by her love of travel, Kasturi decides to explore the globe...one recipe at a time.But cooking in the midst of a global pandemic is far from easy. With supplies dwindling by the week, Kasturi must turn to different cultures and unusual flavor combinations to utilize her limited ingredients to their full potential.As Kasturi starts to share her creations with colleagues and friends via social media, her home kitchen steadily gathers momentum: Café Lockdown is born.Part cookbook, part memoir, Café Lockdown chronicles Kasturi's culinary escapades with a wry sense of humor and an infectious enthusiasm for cooking. Mouth-watering recipes are surrounded by hilarious family banter and gentle self-discovery, inviting readers to re-create the Dasgupta's adventurous family dinners in their own kitchens.From rich Russian borscht, to spicy Jamaican beans, to the subtlety of Japanese udon noodles, revel in the diversity of global cuisine as you travel through 21 countries from the comfort of your dinner plate.SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR COPY TODAY!

Conversations with Pop is a series of flash fiction stories between a father and his son as they discuss Pop's unique take on life while he imparts some of his "wisdom" to his son on everything from reading, driving, social networking, technology, and the way things used to be.

This fun and short book offers 101 acceptable moments when it's probably okay to tell a lie.Can you think of another acceptable moment not given in this book? Share it using #WhenItsOkay. Simply post a picture of the book cover on your favorite social media platform, include #WhenItsOkay, and tell us your acceptable moment.By utilizing the hashtag for this series, you can find other interesting insights and stories given by people who are free and independent...or selectively apathetic.Don't hold back! Tell us your own unique acceptable moment. You just might help someone out or make someone's day.**************************Don't forget to check out our mindfulness guides on Amazon - Look for author page Harper Daniels or search for one of our guides listed below. You can also link to them through 30DaysNow.com, @30daysnow.Our fun, simple, and effective mindfulness guides for personal and professional growth are: 30 Days to Stop Giving a Shit30 Days to Overcome a Shitty Job30 Days to Stop Apologizing30 Days to Reduce Depression30 Days to Reduce Anxiety30 Days to Overcome FOMO30 Days to Overcome Guilt30 Days to Overcome Shame30 Days to Overcome Regret30 Days to Stop Being an Asshole30 Days to Overcome Loneliness30 Days to Reduce Stress30 Days to Overcome a Toxic Relationship30 Days to Overcome Fear of Failure30 Days to Overcome Fear of Rejection30 Days to Stop Being a Shopaholic30 Days to Stop Being a Shitty Boss30 Days to Overcome Procrastination...and many more via Amazon...Please don't forget to leave a review...and your own unique "when it's okay to lie" moment.

If you're looking for cleaner jokes and funny cleaners jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Do enjoy these cleaning puns and gags, and although some of them are old, but some of them are new, and while we don't want to hammer the point too much, we think you will enjoy these sparkling jokes. We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best cleaners jokes and stories.

"Our laughter makes our world a happier place!" This lighthearted look at health and humor takes a look at real life absurdities for seniors using the author's ethnically diverse cartoons and real life experiences. Its purpose is to help those over 55 rediscover joy and fun in life. Humor is a way to cope with hope and survive feeling that this magnificent gift of life is worth the trip. And it is. One should never miss a day thanking God for breath and the ability to smile and laugh.

Bacon + Poetry for literature and music lovers who like surreal humor.In this collection of parody verses, 120 of the greatest poets and musicians show us that bacon is more than a delicious food. Bacon is a universal symbol that offers life lessons about love, sex, religion, heaven, hell, and everything in between."There is more bacon in heaven and earth, Horatio, than is dreamt of in your philosophy." - William Shakespeare

Azalea Bolton's stories take you on a journey through her life, from childhood's simpler days of bicycle riding beside the family dog and into adulthood with a life-changing blind date and memorable vacations. Her stories and memories will make you long for the days of yore.