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When she is offered the opportunity to dispose of a recalcitrant necromancer, the illustrious Lady Felicity Originalis jumps at the chance.Lady Felicity is not your everyday detective. In fact, she is not a detective at all.She is an exponent of the fine old art of subterfuge, and the modern version of sorcery.Felicity and her partners in crime use every trick in the book to protect a 9th-century Arabian knight from the clutches of an evil vizier.Memphalut el Shakar is the quintessence of a self-obsessed despot with the sharp but beady eyes of a pack hound.As he is about to discover, he is no match for a woman who loves a good challenge.Old-fashioned methods of torture are never on the agenda for Lady Felicity.She prefers to use other much more subtle forms of persuasion.And she goes all out in an effort to make sure that this old reprobate gets his just desserts.

Mindful Thoughts: Positive Quotes Coloring BookEmbark on a journey of creativity and positivity with our unique coloring book, "Mindful Thoughts: Positive Quotes". This delightful book features 56 coloring pages filled with uplifting quotes and intricate designs. Whether you're an experienced colorist or a beginner, these pages offer a soothing escape from the chaos of daily life.As you color, let mindfulness and joy flow through you. Each page is adorned with powerful words of wisdom, inspiring your mind and uplifting your spirit. Whether you're seeking motivation, encouragement, or simply a moment of tranquility, this coloring book provides it all.Benefits of Inspirational Quote Coloring Books: Stress Reduction: Coloring has long been recognized as a calming activity. Combine it with inspirational quotes, and you have a powerful tool for reducing stress and anxiety.Therapeutic: Choose a quote that resonates with you and let the act of coloring become a form of therapy. It's a way to process emotions and find solace.Daily Reminder: Once you've completed a page, proudly display your work. Let it serve as a daily reminder of the positive message that inspired you.So why not take a break, grab your favorite-colored pencils, and immerse yourself in the world of uplifting quotes? Let mindfulness and creativity intertwine as you bring these pages to life.Remember: You're tougher than you think, and you can endure anything. Keep coloring, keep believing, and keep inspiring yourself.

A fun little colouring book with quotes from our favourite slutty Daddy, Pedro Pascal.

19th century wing suits, bank security sentinel towers and a machine for facilitating childbirth through centrifugal force. These are but a few of the many inventions featured in this book. Patents may at first seem like nothing but boring legal documents, but beyond the dry legalities is a thrilling narrative of human creativity. Each patent is a detailed description of an idea with a human mind behind it and a story to tell. In this book we will explore some of the world's most fascinating, quirky and sometimes downright bizarre inventions ever patented, offering a glimpse into the minds of their inventors. Follow along as we deep dive into the exciting world of patents, capturing centuries of human ingenuity!

3 guides in 1! This award-winning textbook includes our most popular Florida's Official Guides To books in the series. You'll get: Harriet TubmanReal Families(tm)Making Babies: and other stuff hetero, married people do in secretPlus, each book includes a signature by the great Gov. G. Santos himself! These wonderful guides were expressly written to pass the stringent review process given to books in school libraries all across the great states of Florida, Texas, Idaho, and more! This must-have compilation certain to be a favorite of patriotic children everywhere. Buy one for your family bookshelf or to donate to your local school library today

Have you ever had a job you didn't like? Maybe it was a boss who made work difficult? Is it your current boss? Past, present, or future, this comedy book has 101 ways to tell your boss you quit, or they certainly imply that your end with the company is near.

Norman the Nomad is an adventurous man who fearlessly explores the world, seeking out new and exciting experiences. He travels to far-off lands, discovering mysterious places and learning about diverse cultures. From jumping from towers to being chased by coyotes, Norman never shies away from the thrills and challenges of his excursions.One of his daring escapades involves flying in hot air balloons, where he soars through the sky, taking in breathtaking views and embracing the freedom of the open air. His travels also lead him to camp on an active volcano, showcasing his boldness in the face of danger as he marvels at the powerful natural forces at play.One particularly unique aspect of Norman's adventures is his curious companion-a taxidermy frog that accompanies him on his travels, lending a quirky and whimsical touch to his explorations. This unconventional choice symbolizes Norman's unconventional approach to life and his willingness to embrace the unexpected.Norman the Nomad's story is an inspiring testament to the joy of exploration, the resilience of the human spirit, and the thrill of conquering the unknown. His experiences serve as a reminder that there is always something new to discover and that life's greatest adventures await those who dare to seek them out.

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An Arranged Match... With Unexpected Desires Urvi is a young queer woman whose world is turned upside down when her traditional parents arrange her marriage to Raja, a wealthy but arrogant businessman. Though hesitant, Urvi agrees under one condition - she'll spend 30 days with Raja's family first before deciding on the marriage. Her secret motive? To get closer to Raja's gorgeous sister Isha, with whom Urvi feels an unmistakable spark. In this heartfelt romantic comedy, Urvi must navigate a tangled web of relationships, traditions, and the stirrings of forbidden desire. Will her daring 30-day plan lead to true love? Or will she be forced to deny her identity and the longings of her heart? Get swept away by the captivating story of one woman's courageous journey for self-discovery, acceptance, and the truth about where she belongs. His Sister is a celebration of love in all its forms. Can true love rewrite the script of Urvi's arranged marriage? There's only one way to find out...

In our globalised and digitalised world, English has become necessary. It's simply complex, which makes us keep learning. It is impossible to master all its intricacies in a lifetime; even native speakers are challenged with the daily arrival of new jargon, slang, and formal words and phrases.This book has words of thoughts, thoughts on words, and words to laugh at that will make you a better conversant in English. Anaphoras, aphorisms, euphemisms, epistrophes, false friends, jargon, metaphors, etcetera are explained with illustrations and photographs. Reading it is a fun way to maintain your appetite for the English language.The late US author H. Jackson Jr said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language". That's certainly how I feel. Bilingual and multilingual people are flexible, creative, and open-minded. They make me think and smile, such as this statement from an acquaintance: "Look at the round and red thing in my bras". (The French word "bras" is "arm" in English).

Have you ever seen a cartoon that reminds you exactly of your pet? Like, how did this cartoon capture my little furbaby so specifically? Well, virtually all the cartoons inside this book have been inspired by our collection of world class cartoonists' little doggies.These hunter gatherers (who have transformed to couch surfers) have been our friends for nearly all of history and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Unless, they learn how to open the fridge.Inside you will find 86 cartoons seemingly inspired by your favorite furry friend.Please enjoy this collection of cartoons while you ponder the eternal question of who domesticated who?90 pages. Hardcover, 8" x 8".

In this witty satire book, Greg Cote questions whether advances in technology always signify progress or if they are sometimes overrated.A humorous look at the past. Step into world of Back in My Day with Greg Cote, acclaimed Miami Herald columnist and podcaster. Through a collection of short essays, Cote delivers lighthearted yet thought-provoking rants on the perceived "new and improved" aspects of modern life through interesting stories.More than just a satire book. It's a journey through fun trivia, random interesting facts, and captivating stories. Perfect for fans of the Dan LeBatard Show and those seeking a dose of wit and wisdom, this book promises an entertaining read that leaves a lasting impression.Inside you’ll find:Greg Cote’s delightful exploration of the quirks and nuances of modern living.A chance to laugh, ponder the insights, and revel in the joy of discovering the unexpected.Stories of nostalgia to entertain an enlighten.If you liked I Remember That!, Why Do We Say That?, or The Origin of Names, Words and Everything in Between, you’ll love Back in My Day!

Ben French was an idler, a slacker, a lazy good for nothing all his days on earth. When his life ended and he was assigned to a job in the nether world, he wasn't too worried; he'd always found a way to avoid expending any effort and he'd do it now, too. He quickly found, though, that he couldn't avoid his duties. He was stuck for all eternity in the miserable, soul-crushing role of usher, pitchforking the remains of other lost souls into the blast furnace of forever, into the gaping maw of oblivion. The demands were unceasing and he badly needed a way out. Fortunately, he discovered an escape clause. Ben could rid himself of his obligations and make his days more comfortable if he somehow found a replacement. The Butcher of Souls chronicles Ben's search not only for a replacement but also for a return to his former existence, one of comfort and ease, of modest indulgences and everlasting peace.

The book Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a collection of fantastical essays, and erudite witticisms to entertain and enchant the eclectic thinker. The essays, quotations, and ephemera in Pretend I'm a Pomegranate relate tales of curious experiences, absurd situations, wonderful dreams, and the wise words of ancients. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a perfect book for fans of the effervescent Henri Munro (Saki) or those who remember the sages of spirituality like the pedantic Mothe Fenelon or those who have had an out-of-body experience. In other words, a perfect book for the general reader. If you have not raised an eyebrow of curiosity, or giggled shamelessly or had a word of wisdom whispered into the ears of your heart lately, seek out a pomegranate, peel it apart, taste and see what the extraordinary sweetness and radical red juice of it can do for you. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate

America's favorite cat is back with this new value-priced edition of three-in-one comic strips (contains: Garfield Road Pizza [#73], Garfield Home Cookin' [#74], and Garfield Fully Caffeinated [#75]) together for the first time in color and super-sized! When one Garfield isn't enough--there's only one thing better than a Garfield collection: three Garfield collections! GARFIELD ROAD PIZZA: Pizza always delivers! Any way you slice it, Garfield loves pizza. Without it, he's a wreck. His like-minded fans will surely savor this piping-hot collection of deliciously funny comics. Life is short. Eat now, and you can rest in pizza. GARFIELD HOME COOKIN': Someone's always cookin' up fun--and often trouble--in the Arbuckle home. Whether it's one of Jon's half-baked ideas or mischievous Garfield stirring the pot, it all boils down to an entertaining time for fans! GARFIELD FULLY CAFFEINATED: Garfield was born to be wired! Coffee--and lots of it--is the only way to kick-start his day. Got chocolate? He'll binge on that, too. Garfield lovers will get a jolt of joy from this collection of comics guaranteed to boost your spirits!

A humorous, nostalgic adventure story of my childhood in the mid 1970s.

On his 50th birthday, shy, handsome Brent Wallace-salon owner and avid fisherman-makes an offer on an old building in a northern Wisconsin town. He plans to open several small businesses allowing him to semi-retire minutes from his favorite fishing hole, where the walleye are always biting, and the resident crow keeps him company. But the building's owner, 83-year-old Grace Havisto-who has a life-sized Elvis propped on her couch and a doorbell that plays "A Hunk A Hunk Of Burnin' Love"-insists it must be re-opened as a grocery store, although the town already has one. Her "realtor," Dana Novicki-a pierced, tattooed, purple-haired Mensa member who dresses in thrift-store-purchased formal wear-is desperate for a sale, has clearly not read the realtor's code of ethics, and just happens to notice Brent's resemblance to Elvis Presley. After the building is his, Brent realizes he has inadvertently deceived Grace, but circumstances forcing him to rely on her generosity make it difficult to come clean. Meanwhile, Dana has become more annoying yet invaluable, there's no time to fish, and the one woman he actually wants in his life will have nothing to do with him.

¡Sumérgete en el cómic más desternillante de todos los tiempos: "Súper Ramón"! Acompaña a Ramón Rose, Luci y Brut en un torbellino de peripecias increíblemente divertidas, donde el despiste de Ramón Rose se convierte en la receta perfecta para situaciones cómicas inigualables. Este trío de amigos te llevará a un viaje lleno de risas y ocurrencias, donde cada viñeta es una explosión de humor. Desde situaciones absurdas hasta malentendidos hilarantes, "Súper Ramón" es un cómic que te hará reír a carcajadas con cada giro de la trama. Descubre cómo estos personajes extravagantes enfrentan desafíos cotidianos con un toque único de humor que te dejará con una sonrisa en el rostro. Con ilustraciones vibrantes y diálogos ingeniosos, este cómic es una montaña rusa de diversión que no querrás dejar de leer. ¿Estás listo para unirte a Ramón Rose, Luci y Brut en sus locas aventuras? ¡Prepárate para descubrir el lado más divertido de la vida con "Súper Ramón"!

"Why Being a Republican is Great" contains two sentences. Pure teasing.Content of the book: Page 1 to 99: "It's not"Page 100: "Then change;)"The perfect book to please a Democrat, or to tease a Republican friend: )

What is this? A fictitious old time radio show? Maybe a 50s-type TV show? A modern video blog? We don't know and we don't care. Because this collection of political and societal humor columns are funny, pointed, irreverent and audacious. You'll laugh, you'll think some of it's stupid, and you'll probably get offended. A perfect read.

Welcome to where expletives meet art therapy in a hilariously cathartic fusion! Embrace your inner rebel and release your stress as you immerse yourself in a world of intricate designs and cheeky phrases featuring everyone's favorite four-letter word. Inside this daring coloring book, you'll find a myriad of meticulously crafted illustrations, each adorned with the bold, unapologetic presence of the word "Fuc#." Book contains 50 hand-drawn designs with each being 100% unique with no repeats. All designs are one sided to minimize bleed through but are meant for use with colored pencils only and not markers or paints. Warning: This coloring book contains explicit language and is intended for mature audiences only. Discretion is advised.

Everything I needed to know at 2 A.M. - I love being a father and many of these stories are with my "father" hat on as my 3 children were growing up and another the musings of road trips, events with friends, and things I have done or seen at one point or another in my life. My Mom wrote: Well, Mark was a quiet child, he seemed to do no wrong but later in life he did admit he was not the perfect child we thought we had. I can see from these stories his mind has been up for a long time. He gets his sleeping habit from me so I take credit for that. We live in a town known as "Wide Awake Wylie" and the name fits both of us quite well, no wonder we moved here.... but he is a good kid and grew into a good man. Maybe this book will help put some people to sleep easier in the evenings and laugh a bit.

On those days when the market gets the best of you it helps to have a little chuckle to help recover before the next trading session. This is a short book full of some good jokes and some jokes so bad they may just make you chuckle. Here's to your next trading session being better than your last.

Who isn't captivated by a bit of bathroom humor every once in a while?And who doesn't relish the chance to educate a friend about a little-known fact from toilet history and sprinkle it into a discussion?Pick up and dive into Crap-tastic Tales from the Bathroom, your go-to treasure trove of toilet tales and lavatory jokes to keep you busy during those "umm," special moments. This book is a quick journey full of amusing tidbits and sprinkled with a bit of fun fiction to keep you interested from start to finish.In this charming book of loo-lore, you'll discover: - Why was it terrible to be the servant of a Chinese Emperor? - Why going to the bathroom in ancient Roman times was a communal gathering for the ages? - Why walking through the streets of medieval times was more like a game of dodgeball? - How is there another WTO that has made going to the bathroom an international day of its own? - And a bathroom full of information and jokes to ask your friends to completely disturb them about how much you know about the loo!This collection is a fascinating blend of the most unusual and intriguing stories from the records of toilet history, ranging from the mysteries of ancient civilizations to the grand advances of modern space exploration. Each tale is a drop in the bucket (figuratively), offering a glimpse into human history's sometimes bizarre aspects.Get your copy today and prepare to be fascinated by tales that surpass time, all from the unique perspective of latrine lore.

The following study puts forward a Comedy portfolio, which represents the relationship between Comedy, Culture, and the Media in present day modern societies. As will hopefully become clear from this Comedy Portfolio good, bad, or even indifferent comedy has the capacity to influence, as well as reflect popular culture through its presentation and its subsequent transmission by the mass media.The comedy genre itself can be traced back to Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome. The Greeks and the Romans used comedy techniques to make their theatre audiences' laugh and enjoy themselves. The comedies of the Greeks and the Romans tended to leave any serious messages until the very last act, whilst making sure that was always a happy ending.

A captivating comedy about a man-rooted in the Sixties-who must choose between his career and the people he loves.

L'humanité jugée par un extraterrestre. L'idée d'être mal jugé nous pétrifie, mais une cartographie de nos contradictions innées pourrait être très utile pour notre auto-évaluation. Et c'est précisément le but de cet ouvrage qui vise à poser un regard objectif sur les dimensions fondamentales de la condition humaine. Espérons que les remarques et les questionnements de notre ami extraterrestre pourront au moins éclaircir nos dilemmes existentiels et nous apporter un peu de zénitude dans notre perpétuelle quête de l'état de grâce, de bien-être et de paix intérieure.

Are You Sure That's A Saxophone? is the memoir of a gigging musician who finds herself playingbad gig afterbad gig, whilst hoping a high-level music executive might be in the Rose and Crown Pubat the next Open Mic night. Often comical, often heart-wrenching, Sarah Skinnerbares her soul in this memoir. She writes aboutthe promoter who threatened to have her beaten up, the time she played a gig in front of 3,000 peoplewith her foot in a bucket of ice, the time sheearned less than an owl for a gig at a village fête, and many many more. All the stories in the book are based in the U.K.and Europe. Skinner is British-born but now basedin Canada, and grateful to have this agonisingwarts-and-all part of her musical career behind her. Are You Sure That's A Saxophone? will appeal toarmchair travellers, musicians and anyone whorealises there's a little more to making a livingas a musician than crossing your fingersand applying for X Factor. This book is for anyone who truly believes it takes hard work and dedication to make a comfortable living as a not-remotely-famous musician and not being talent-spotted by someone in a pub on Friday night in Wigan and suddenly becoming the Next Big Thing.