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Will Date 4 Food is a fun-filled guide for single girls with an appetite and for women who have a history of supporting their starving artist boyfriends or deadbeat husbands. This is not a book about how to manipulate men, it's a self -help book to help women learn to love their fellow man and stop picking up the check.

All aboard, all aboard!Get your tickets, if you dare, for a hysterical voyage of mirth and merriment aboard the Titanic Book of One Liners, awash with a calamitous cargo of hundreds of rib-tickling original jokes and puns, sprinkled with the odd smattering of age-old classics.Guaranteed to go down a treat, you'll discover oceans of good, clean fun, ammunition aplenty to deliver an endless barrage of hilarious broadsides upon unsuspecting family and friends. Victims will be at sea, steaming for port, desperately trying to fathom the source of the onslaught, blissfully unaware it's merely the calm before the storm. And all you'll need to do to continue the punishment is sit back, relax, and slowly turn the page... Thar she blows, shipmates; how can you possibly go wrong with jokes like these...I went to see a comedian called Humpty Dumpty. Honestly, he was so off the wall.I went to bed Sunday night and woke next morning to find myself surrounded by dozens of cartoon bears, singing The Bare Necessities. It was a bad case of Monday morning Baloo's.Egg and a sausage in a frying pan. Egg says: Warm in here, innit? Sausage says: I didn't know eggs could talk!I phoned the police after a lorry shed its load of cutlery outside our house. Asked where exactly, I said, turn left at the fork in the road... This bloke tried to sell me a mountain for £10,000. I told him it was a bit steep.I went to the surgery, complaining of double vision. Doctor Hourihane and Doctor Hourihane couldn't have been more understanding.I went to the chemist and that woman was in again, the one who used to work at McDonalds. I said, a box of laxatives, please. She said, to go? I said, what do you think...?So I said, who had a number one hit with Tiger Feet? Mud! came the reply. I said, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right...I keep thinking I'm an ostrich. I know I'm going to have to face up to my problem sooner or later. I can't keep burying my head in the sand.Muhammad Ali figurine for sale. £50 ono. Not boxed.

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I stood in the centre of the room. Transfixed with all the surrounding paraphernalia and toys at my disposal. A surge of excitement was coursing through my veins faster than cocaine travels up a celebrity's £50 note.Through the floor to ceiling windows, I could see the reflection of the bright, July summer sun, glistening off the roof of my Range Rover. Blurred vapours of heat rose from its bonnet, slightly distorting the image of open farmland behind it.I hate the summer. I detest the frivolity and laziness of it. Bring on the autumn. Hurry along and taint the leaves golden brown and decline the temperature. Wash me with cold, stinging, English rain and biting frosts that enliven the nerve endings like a back handed slap from the house prefect.The gun room at Frankie Lottrell's is quite superb, adorned with lashings of walnut, sumptuous leather and polished metals. It could be a Madame's dungeon.Across the back wall I surveyed several items of temptation. All in perfect alignment and pristine. Shotguns, in 50 shades of grey, black and brown, handcrafted and engraved by master craftsmen.But then, I froze. Totally absorbed in the image captured by my eyes. She was an image of total elegance and I was transfixed instantly. Her subtle elegance drew me in like a training collar on a spaniel. I had to have her. Right then, right now and forever.Christ, I hope I have remembered my shotgun certificate.

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Looking to inject some uproarious humor into your life? Look no further than "The Teachers Joke Book" Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious teachers joke book. Teachers of all levels will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for teachers. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the teaching gags.Inside these pages of "The Teachers Joke Book", you'll discover a treasure trove of side-splitting jokes, hilarious riddles, and clever puns carefully curated to bring you joy and laughter. Whether you're a seasoned educator or a new teacher finding your stride, "The Teachers Joke Book" is your ultimate companion.. With its diverse range of age-appropriate content, you will find that these carefully selected jokes are more than just punchlines; This book is a delightful compendium of wit and humor. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy teaching jokes and many funny teaching stories to make you laugh out loud. This mixture of teachers jokes will prove that teachers do have a good sense of humor. This book is guaranteed to get you laughing, so embrace the power of laughter and transform your teaching journey with "The Teacher's Joke Book." and unlock the secret to making your teaching career unforgettable, one laugh at a time!It will also make a great gift for a teacher, so whether you're buying it for yourself, or for someone else...... Buy it now!

Welcome to the Matovich Farm, only a half hour's drive from the glamorous coast of southern California. Meet a pygmy goat who rides on top of a pony, marvel at flying lizards delivering messages, participate in a bloody rock-fight, sleep in a nudist colony cardboard box for two, witness the resurrection of a guinea pig, experience rattlesnake jewelry made before your very eyes, behold how a dead seal can save a family from a watery death... But wait, that's not all. Ducks, dogs, cats, tortoises, horses, chickens, two best friends, two siblings and two parents complete the picture and, lest you think it was all fun and games: thousands and thousands of flies. A wild childhood on an acre and a half of land. Come visit, won't you?

Horror movies meet the horrors of growing up in this unique and hilarious collection of personal essays, which examines the culture shock of aging as seen through the prism of pop culture addiction. Why grow up when you can watch TV, instead? That's the question at the heart of this story, in which multi-award-winning humor columnist Mike Cavaliere captures the funny and surprisingly poignant moments that define our journeys to and through adulthood. Nearly 100 scary movies set the stage for true and sometimes cringeworthy tales - from late-night porta-potty tipping, a school-wide pantsing epidemic and becoming an overnight karate sensation, to receiving a rare disease diagnosis, becoming a stepparent, and wading through memories of love, death, "dance dads" and so much more. THE HUMORIST: ADVENTURES IN ADULTING & HORROR MOVIES captures the moments both silly and sincere that define the process of coming-of-age, weaving in unexpected analogies to the history of horror cinema that speak to our universal need for human connection through cultural objects, the gift of fear and the healing power of laughter.

***CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WITH VULGAR SENSE OF HUMOR ONLY!*** Get ready to add a dash of spice to your holiday season with "A Very Sweary Christmas"- a raunchy coloring book designed exclusively for adults. Say goodbye to sugar-coated sentiments and hello to festive profanity as you embark on a coloring adventure that's as cheeky as it is cheerful.Inside this jolly yet irreverent coloring book, you'll discover a winter wonderland filled with hilarious illustrations of holiday scenes, quirky characters, and, of course, the occasional naughty elf. Each page is adorned with festive greetings that might make Santa blush, providing the perfect outlet for your grown-up sense of humor.Unleash your creativity and let the stress of the holiday season melt away as you bring these Christmas-themed illustrations to life with your own colorful twist. Whether you're a coloring connoisseur or a holiday humbug in need of a laugh, "A Very Sweary Christmas" is your passport to seasonal serenity, one swear word at a time.This adult coloring book makes for a unique and hilarious gift, adding a touch of merriment to any Christmas celebration. Grab your colored pencils, markers, or crayons, and immerse yourself in the festive fun of "A Very Sweary Christmas." 'Tis the season to color outside the lines, after all! So sit back, relax, and color! ***This book is also available in a color by number edition as well as a 5x8" travel size edition!!! https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1978077467 https: //www.amazon.com/dp/15394756468.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

An uplifting compilation about dogs and all of the reasons that we love them. Not a chronological story, but more of a witty book of canine observations. Do you ever feel a bit awkward due to the stunts that your dog has pulled? Do you ever feel as if you are the only one whose lovable dog embarrasses them at not-so-convenient times? How about those tender and wonderfully sweet moments that you so badly want to brag about, but are afraid others may not understand? If so, you're not alone! All of us dog-lovers can easily relate to the everyday occurrences when it comes to our furry friends because our dog does that too!

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THIS IS A COMPLETE BOOK CONTAINING EVERY JOKE & PUN FROM THE LAST OF US PLUS OVER 400 MORE25% of all proceeds will be donated to the Girls Make Games Fellowship Program. No Pun Intended: Volume Too by Will Livingston first debuted to the world as a collectible artifact in the 2013 breakout hit video game, The Last of Us. From there, it has been slowly growing more realistic. First in 2014, in The Last of Us Remastered. Then, it underwent a ground-up re-rendering and gained some glimpses inside its pages in 2022's The Last of Us Part I. Finally, in 2023's groundbreaking HBO series, it took another step towards reality as a beautifully-crafted prop. Now, for the first time, it has been fully completed and brought into our reality... This faithful, detailed replica of Ellie Williams' beloved joke book is more than just a display piece. Its 130 pages are stuffed with over 450 puns, jokes, and wordplays. It begins with the 45 told throughout The Last of Us game, the Left Behind DLC, and HBO's incredible adapted television series. From there, it has over 100 more pages containing over 400 zingers, carefully curated for their Will Livingston-ian style. From cover to blurb, this book replica is the real deal-perfect for display in a collection, accessorizing cosplay, or relieving tension in a post-apocalyptic, fungal hellscape. The back cover blurb reads: HIS WRITING IS LIKE HIS PENCILS . . . SHORT + SHARPGet ready to chuckle, chortle and maybe groan a little with the second handy pun book by comedian Will Livingston. Be the life of any party! Or perhaps the death of it. We accept no blame for cracked ribs, stitched sides or rolled eyes.

Kevin's Verses for Kids of All Kinds is a humorous book full of verses that will be enjoyed by anyone who sees the world through the eyes of a child.

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Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

We all have been bothered by telemarketers in the privacy of our homes...calling when we are sitting down to dinner, plopping on the couch to watch a movie, etc. I've had it with these annoying pests and I am sure that you have too!This humorous book of responses will turn the tables on the irritating intrusion in our lives. If you want to get even with these annoying calls, this book will guide you in various ways that will create peace in your home - one telephone call at a time.You may not be able to completely end all of these annoying calls from telemarketers, but you sure can have fun when they call!

HOW TO TIME TRAVEL is a collection of poems, aphorisms, scientific observations, literary criticisms, and daily strings of words that brought joy between June 2022 and June 2023. Topics include conception, the gigawatt, Eden, my wife, the raspberry, the mango, the computer, sex, dividends, and more. Maybe you are looking for something to brighten your day. Maybe you are looking for something to compound your serious mood. Either way, you'll find something here that'll catch the eye of whoever's sitting next to you as you read it. ----- The question remains: for the love of God, Do we operate? If I cross my legsIn the rain am I gay? If I screen calls, Am I not the founder of consciousness?Is Sanjay Dean the modern savior?Without specifying, if I were to runOut of questions, would that deify me? ----- Come the afterlife, I'm sleeping in.

MATTHEW B. COX IS A CON MAN, incarcerated in the Federal Bureau of Prisons for a variety of bank fraud related scams. Despite not having a drug problem, Cox, inexplicably, ends up in the prison's Residential Drug Abuse Program (known as "RDAP"). A drug program in name only, RDAP, is an invasive behavior modification therapy, specifically, designed to correct the cognitive thinking errors associates with criminal behavior. The Program is a nonfiction dark-comedy which chronicles Cox's sidesplitting journey. This first-person account is a fascinating glimpse at the Survivor-like atmosphere inside of the government sponsored rehabilitation unit. While navigating the treachery of his backstabbing peers, Cox simultaneously manipulates prison policies and the bumbling staff every step of the way

(NOTE: This booklet is a satirical comedy and is not intended to be taken seriously!) This book is also a section found in my 3-part book titled: "Wars Between Book Reviewers and Authors" Why?, you might ask and maybe even in a mean-sounding voice "How Dare I write about such a touchy subject as Book Reviewing?" I would answer that I'm not daring to but rather I am being guided to do it. That unseen substance we might call "Literary Inspiration", "The Guiding Hand of Inspirational Writing" or "I Got an Itch to Write Something", is driving me and I can all but resist it. There are apparently readers out there who need this material to fill a void that can be satisfied by nothing else and I am called upon to fill them up. I am the gas station of words and they are the empty tanks needing the fuel of inspiration... (YES, there's much more!!!) Here's an example of what you'll get in this power-packed instructional resource with over 2,780 words, on how to avoid those nasty book reviews! -- * Introduction(s) *Why People Write Bad Book Reviews Even When They're Not Mad at Anyone *Avoid Bad Reviews by Writing a Threatening Introduction *Format Your Book in Such a Way as to Stun Readers into Giving you Nothing but Good Reviews *My Conclusion ________________________________________ **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire Books: While my largest base of book titles are on health disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian Bible theology. Some people may believe that an author who writes on serious subjects, should not write comedy books because this can discredit them to an extent. Why would this be the case? Should readers rather believe that serious subject writers like myself, who write on subjects such as Christian faith, cannot display the very human trait of a sense of humor? On another point I would mention that with these short humor books, I am also throwing the comedy at controversial subjects, which helps to quell the negative rhetoric they often produce (i.e. exaggerated male and female stereotypes, reviewer and author wars and evolution versus creationism). With them being so different from my serious subject books, I assigned a pen name to them as well, being "Percyvelle Pennington the Third" (also one via pen name: "Fredrick Doyle Wimberley"). He seems more like the guy who wrote them, than I do. Percy is a snide type guy and he is arrogant; traits that I hopefully never display in real life! He does make his points known in his memoirs but in strangely comical ways. A "cheerful heart is a good medicine" according to the Holy Bible, and "laughter is the best medicine" according to Reader's Digest. My thoughts were, that if I could take a few serious or controversial subjects via my compiled articles and create a little comedy from them that makes people smile or laugh, it would be something worth publishing. With the debates going on within these subjects, between people expressing the pros and cons of them, it is my hope that I can lighten the rhetoric a bit by injecting some humor into them. These booklets ARE NOT intended to offend anyone and if you'll notice, I make fun of everyone in them, via my alter writing personality -- Percy P. III (and Mr. Wimberley). It is my hope that readers find the medicine of laughter and cheer within the pages of them, so that they can escape the stressors of life for just a little while!

This is a compendium about a battle with depression, anxiety, hot weather, and militant introversion. It is also about plumbers, spiders, loud neighbours, video games, books, and cats. This book is not a therapy book for those who suffer with depression or anxiety, nor is this book intended as a disparagement or a glorification of my mental and social difficulties; it is a record of how I have learned to cope with them, and is intended as a comedy not a tragedy. I invite everyone to laugh along with me through one of the worst years of my life, and hope that by reading about my tribulations, you will come to understand why I hate summer.

Cher(e) client(e), Nous souhaitons vous informer qu'un aperçu du livre que vous avez sélectionné est disponible en swipant les photos sur notre site. Nous vous encourageons à prendre le temps de parcourir cet aperçu pour avoir une idée précise du contenu et du ton humoristique de ce livre. Le livre est composé de plusieurs pages, et chaque page contient la même série de mots: "Il ne l'est pas".Il est important de noter que ce livre a pour objectif principal de faire un prank à un ami ou à un membre de la famille qui est conservateur ou communiste. Il ne s'agit pas d'un livre d'information sérieux, mais plutôt d'un ouvrage humoristique qui peut contenir des blagues, des caricatures, des parodies ou d'autres éléments humoristiques.Nous tenons à souligner que si vous avez l'intention d'offrir ce livre à quelqu'un, il est de votre responsabilité de vous assurer que la personne concernée sera réceptive à ce type d'humour. Nous vous invitons à être respectueux(se) et à ne pas offenser ou blesser qui que ce soit avec ce livre.Enfin, nous tenons à réitérer que toute erreur de commande qui ne prend pas en compte le caractère humoristique de ce livre ne sera pas recevable pour un retour ou un remboursement.Merci de votre compréhension et de votre confiance.Cordialement.

Jonathan Goodfellow is an accountant. One day God looked down upon the earth and saw that he was meek and mild and thought that it was a good thing. This was the start of the disruption of Jonathan's quiet life and began the series of misadventures that then took place. Misadventures as varied as being hit on the head by a one legged, one eyed dwarf wielding a golf club, dying, meeting God in heaven and being offered the choice of carrying God's message and reforming the human race or going to hell.Jonathan becomes the new Messiah and makes desperate attempts to convince people of his bona fides. Ranged against him are a number of forces that include The Legal Ruler's Society, a group of lawyers who have been in league with Satan for many years and who are plotting to take over the world in the name of evil when the moment is right.Satan, like God, decides to leave human beings to their own ends and offers the world to the lawyers if they leave him alone to fulfil his twenty-year-old ambition to break one hundred and twenty at golf. Satan put the idea of the game into the heads of the Geordies as a means of driving people mad and getting them to do terrible things to one another. Hell has been converted into a golf course and everyone there must play two rounds a day. No one is allowed to break one hundred and twenty on pain of terrible torture.Along the way Jonathan does make converts. Most of them are the poor and downtrodden, the criminal and the insane. The one exception is his main disciple, Marcie Mabelgrove, chief investigative reporter with the Daily Bugle, and love blossoms in Jonathan's lonely life.In all of the mayhem that takes place, there remains the voice of sanity in the form of Jonathan's two white, albino, Himalayan, dwarf rabbits. Bugs and Thumper have been deputised by God as the communication point for Jonathan, and God has granted them the power to speak to Jonathan. Like all rabbits, Bugs and Thumper are practical and down to earth creatures who are not swayed by the tempestuous events around them.The book reaches its climax in the last battle of good versus evil on earth as the evil lawyers, led by the portly, cigar smoking, cask wine drinking, Jones P. senior, battle a group of aged pensioners on the banks of the Murray River.

There are four fantastic stories about life, society, history and politics, which make you reflect through humor and irony.

How To Be A Comic is a wild, fun, conversational style, guide on how anyone from anywhere can learn the ropes of becoming a comedian without any formal training, course, or boot camp. The comprehensive, entertaining, and devilishly hilarious book dissects all the aspects, categories, types, and personalities of comedy. Brian the Author, and comedy coach, takes you through all the styles of comedy from the pioneers to the most recent styles, and how modern-day comics are able to perfect their acts and deliver outstanding performances. This book reveals ALL the secrets of big-time comedians and answers all the most critical questions that aspiring comics often have. The book is essential for everyone that loves comedy and wants to understand what it takes to go into the business.

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book.Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This book is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.It would also make a great gift for a dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentists joke book is a complete gas! Brace yourself and buy it now!

What can anyone say about the Institution For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies that has not already been said? As such, we won't say anything more than just the Institution was established during a time of need to assist those who are in need of assistance in finding their own need for assistance. We think that says it all. Our mission statement is very simple... Anything for a buck. We think that says it all. That said, this edition of their ongoing series of famous proverbs, axioms, sayings, expressions and quotes that no one has ever admitted to or said publicly (At least to the best of their knowledge... Which doesn't extend very far.) is meant to provide you with something better to read in the bathroom than the label on the air freshener or the wrapper on the toilet paper. It is also meant to give you quotable quotes and memorable expressions you can utilize in the company of others to make them believe you may actually be saying something substantive when in reality you are saying nothing of any consequence. It isn't what you say but how you say it that matters.

Ian Harebungler, our hapless hero, just can't catch a break. First, the deli ran out of his favorite cucumber sandwiches. Then he left the gas on at home. But the lowlight was being abducted from his front yard by a particularly ill-mannered alien, one who apparently doesn't believe in anesthetic, no less. Fortunately, Ian is saved by an unlikely ally: the Twiller, whose bravery is somewhat overshadowed by its uncanny resemblance to a floating yellow marshmallow with big eyes. The Twiller follows the adventures of Ian and his newfound companion as they are whisked around the Universe, and Ian learns how difficult it can be to find his way home to a backwater planet called "Earth." Along the way, Ian must survive the traffic of El Leigh, the enthusiastic protestors of Bez Erkeley, and rampaging politicians in the city of WMD. Even worse, he must contend with exorbitant prices in the city of York, endure the heat and crazy drivers in Fleur Ida, and struggle to escape the small planet of "Huh? Why E?" before he contracts island fever. Astute readers might pick up on subtle correlations to real places here on Earth, but my lawyers have reminded me to state that such resemblances are purely coincidental. As it starts to dawn on Ian that the bizarre planets he visits suffer from many of the same problems, comical situations, and inane rules all too familiar to him, he stumbles upon an important secret that gives his quest to return home added urgency. Can Ian make it home? Will he arrive in time to prevent a terrible catastrophe? And can he find a flight without a Saturday night stopover? The answer lies with the Twiller...

"I've been trying very hard lately to not become a grumpy old queen... I fear I'm not being entirely successful." Actor/writer Leon Acord (Old Dogs & New Tricks) is annoyed. About cancel culture. About getting older. Precocious parents. Closeted actors. Technology. Racism. Facebook. Culture wars. MAGA. In his new collection of comic essays, queer curmudgeon (queer-mudgeon?) Acord tackles these subjects and more. But it's not all gloom and doom. There are also lighter pieces, about gay men's love of divas, how to embrace getting older, why trans rights benefits everyone, and an extensive catalog of movies made before 2000 that every gay man born after 2000 should see. He discusses how he finally kicked the cigarette habit, how show business has changed in the past 20 years, and why Leslie Jordan inspires him to remain happy even as the world seems to be falling apart. If you enjoyed Acord's 2020 tongue-in-cheek "Hollywood memoir by a non-famous actor" SUB-LEBRITY - The Queer Life of a Show-Biz Footnote, you'll love this new assortment of bitchy but bubbly ruminations on modern-day life. "Acord's own proclivity for trouble means that his accounts can be racy, offensive (to some), forthright, and satisfyingly political." Diane Donovan, Midwest Book Review (reviewing SUB-LEBRITY).

Cette nouvelle aventure démarre avec l'enlèvement de la Première Dame de France par un certain Modjo.C'est du moins ce que veut nous faire croire son Président de mari.Sauf qu'en réalité, elle s'est tirée parce que question service après-vente, le pépère il assure pas.Parce qu'en réalité, c'est bien beau d'avoir la banane mais quand t'as pas le Modjo qui va avec, autant dire que t'as raté ton coup.Et des coups bas il va y en avoir plein la pelle.Avec des rebondissements plus qu'incroyables et complètement inattendus, au-delà de toute imagination.Un roman unique et de plus en plus burlesque où tout va à cent à l'heure et dans lequel la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 8 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...