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Horror movies meet the horrors of growing up in this unique and hilarious collection of personal essays, which examines the culture shock of aging as seen through the prism of pop culture addiction. Why grow up when you can watch TV, instead? That's the question at the heart of this story, in which multi-award-winning humor columnist Mike Cavaliere captures the funny and surprisingly poignant moments that define our journeys to and through adulthood. Nearly 100 scary movies set the stage for true and sometimes cringeworthy tales - from late-night porta-potty tipping, a school-wide pantsing epidemic and becoming an overnight karate sensation, to receiving a rare disease diagnosis, becoming a stepparent, and wading through memories of love, death, "dance dads" and so much more. THE HUMORIST: ADVENTURES IN ADULTING & HORROR MOVIES captures the moments both silly and sincere that define the process of coming-of-age, weaving in unexpected analogies to the history of horror cinema that speak to our universal need for human connection through cultural objects, the gift of fear and the healing power of laughter.

***CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WITH VULGAR SENSE OF HUMOR ONLY!*** Get ready to add a dash of spice to your holiday season with "A Very Sweary Christmas"- a raunchy coloring book designed exclusively for adults. Say goodbye to sugar-coated sentiments and hello to festive profanity as you embark on a coloring adventure that's as cheeky as it is cheerful.Inside this jolly yet irreverent coloring book, you'll discover a winter wonderland filled with hilarious illustrations of holiday scenes, quirky characters, and, of course, the occasional naughty elf. Each page is adorned with festive greetings that might make Santa blush, providing the perfect outlet for your grown-up sense of humor.Unleash your creativity and let the stress of the holiday season melt away as you bring these Christmas-themed illustrations to life with your own colorful twist. Whether you're a coloring connoisseur or a holiday humbug in need of a laugh, "A Very Sweary Christmas" is your passport to seasonal serenity, one swear word at a time.This adult coloring book makes for a unique and hilarious gift, adding a touch of merriment to any Christmas celebration. Grab your colored pencils, markers, or crayons, and immerse yourself in the festive fun of "A Very Sweary Christmas." 'Tis the season to color outside the lines, after all! So sit back, relax, and color! ***This book is also available in a color by number edition as well as a 5x8" travel size edition!!! https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1978077467 https: //www.amazon.com/dp/15394756468.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

An uplifting compilation about dogs and all of the reasons that we love them. Not a chronological story, but more of a witty book of canine observations. Do you ever feel a bit awkward due to the stunts that your dog has pulled? Do you ever feel as if you are the only one whose lovable dog embarrasses them at not-so-convenient times? How about those tender and wonderfully sweet moments that you so badly want to brag about, but are afraid others may not understand? If so, you're not alone! All of us dog-lovers can easily relate to the everyday occurrences when it comes to our furry friends because our dog does that too!

Need a quick pick-me-up to put a smile on your face? This engaging and hilarious collection of clever bite-sized delights will do the trick.Always on the lookout for a chuckle? Enjoy that aha moment in clever humor? Planning ahead for the next time you need a trusty bathroom reader? Humorist R. Scott Murphy has honed his zingers and tongue-in-cheek observations of life as a writer for David Letterman's Late Show, as a radio DJ, and as a TV host. And now he's here to share his best-loved bits from across the years in a quick and snappy set of reads guaranteed to turn your frowns upside down.Mining all aspects of his rich personal experience as a beleaguered father, Cub Scout laggie, and humble everyman who stubbornly dances to the beat of his own drum, Murphy wittily taps into our shared truths. And from matching mac-and-cheese boxes with popular song titles in the grocery store to dramatically depicting the deflation of small-town egos, he burnishes the bland until even the most mundane moment will tickle your funny bone.If you've ever enjoyed a wry grin while musing on your own ups and downs, this charming and zany break from the grind promises to light up your day.Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a delightful compilation of 80+ slice-of-life anecdotes and end-of-chapter puns and jokes. If you like carefree chuckles, cringeworthy dad jokes, and off-the-wall reflections, then you'll love R. Scott Murphy's quirky compendium.Buy Fun Stories Greatest Hits for a goofy guffaw today!

Info that changed my life and/or how I looked at things.If you've ever wondered why your clothes come out of the dryer perma-wrinkled, or why, even though your car is overheating, your heater is blowing cold air, or if all that chewing gum you swallowed when you were a kid is messing up your intestines - this is the book for you!Interesting facts about: - People- Food- Cars- Animals- And random interesting thingsThis is a quick easy read for info and giggles and some really cool bits of information!If you're curious and like to have a conversation starter on hand, here's your book! Just click the buy button and find things that could change your life!

Pyramid Crazy MazeThe Ultimate Complicated Level for Maze Explorer, Large Print, 1 Maze per Page, Book III is specially design for Maze Explorer who want more challenge. This maze puzzle game is for everyone: - Teens and Adults, Men or Women, all of them have fun with this games.This book contains 51 Maze Game in Square printed on the large paper (8x10 inch) to allow you to handle easily and convenient to draw the line from start to the finish. Grab this one!!! and train your brain first while waiting for another new release!

THIS IS A COMPLETE BOOK CONTAINING EVERY JOKE & PUN FROM THE LAST OF US PLUS OVER 400 MORE25% of all proceeds will be donated to the Girls Make Games Fellowship Program. No Pun Intended: Volume Too by Will Livingston first debuted to the world as a collectible artifact in the 2013 breakout hit video game, The Last of Us. From there, it has been slowly growing more realistic. First in 2014, in The Last of Us Remastered. Then, it underwent a ground-up re-rendering and gained some glimpses inside its pages in 2022's The Last of Us Part I. Finally, in 2023's groundbreaking HBO series, it took another step towards reality as a beautifully-crafted prop. Now, for the first time, it has been fully completed and brought into our reality... This faithful, detailed replica of Ellie Williams' beloved joke book is more than just a display piece. Its 130 pages are stuffed with over 450 puns, jokes, and wordplays. It begins with the 45 told throughout The Last of Us game, the Left Behind DLC, and HBO's incredible adapted television series. From there, it has over 100 more pages containing over 400 zingers, carefully curated for their Will Livingston-ian style. From cover to blurb, this book replica is the real deal-perfect for display in a collection, accessorizing cosplay, or relieving tension in a post-apocalyptic, fungal hellscape. The back cover blurb reads: HIS WRITING IS LIKE HIS PENCILS . . . SHORT + SHARPGet ready to chuckle, chortle and maybe groan a little with the second handy pun book by comedian Will Livingston. Be the life of any party! Or perhaps the death of it. We accept no blame for cracked ribs, stitched sides or rolled eyes.

Kevin's Verses for Kids of All Kinds is a humorous book full of verses that will be enjoyed by anyone who sees the world through the eyes of a child.

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

We all have been bothered by telemarketers in the privacy of our homes...calling when we are sitting down to dinner, plopping on the couch to watch a movie, etc. I've had it with these annoying pests and I am sure that you have too!This humorous book of responses will turn the tables on the irritating intrusion in our lives. If you want to get even with these annoying calls, this book will guide you in various ways that will create peace in your home - one telephone call at a time.You may not be able to completely end all of these annoying calls from telemarketers, but you sure can have fun when they call!

HOW TO TIME TRAVEL is a collection of poems, aphorisms, scientific observations, literary criticisms, and daily strings of words that brought joy between June 2022 and June 2023. Topics include conception, the gigawatt, Eden, my wife, the raspberry, the mango, the computer, sex, dividends, and more. Maybe you are looking for something to brighten your day. Maybe you are looking for something to compound your serious mood. Either way, you'll find something here that'll catch the eye of whoever's sitting next to you as you read it. ----- The question remains: for the love of God, Do we operate? If I cross my legsIn the rain am I gay? If I screen calls, Am I not the founder of consciousness?Is Sanjay Dean the modern savior?Without specifying, if I were to runOut of questions, would that deify me? ----- Come the afterlife, I'm sleeping in.

MATTHEW B. COX IS A CON MAN, incarcerated in the Federal Bureau of Prisons for a variety of bank fraud related scams. Despite not having a drug problem, Cox, inexplicably, ends up in the prison's Residential Drug Abuse Program (known as "RDAP"). A drug program in name only, RDAP, is an invasive behavior modification therapy, specifically, designed to correct the cognitive thinking errors associates with criminal behavior. The Program is a nonfiction dark-comedy which chronicles Cox's sidesplitting journey. This first-person account is a fascinating glimpse at the Survivor-like atmosphere inside of the government sponsored rehabilitation unit. While navigating the treachery of his backstabbing peers, Cox simultaneously manipulates prison policies and the bumbling staff every step of the way

This is a compendium about a battle with depression, anxiety, hot weather, and militant introversion. It is also about plumbers, spiders, loud neighbours, video games, books, and cats. This book is not a therapy book for those who suffer with depression or anxiety, nor is this book intended as a disparagement or a glorification of my mental and social difficulties; it is a record of how I have learned to cope with them, and is intended as a comedy not a tragedy. I invite everyone to laugh along with me through one of the worst years of my life, and hope that by reading about my tribulations, you will come to understand why I hate summer.

Un giovane anarchico, una comunista irritata e una waifu fascista si incontrano in una realtà virtuale, andando alla ricerca della corona per il potere che il sovrano caduto ha nascosto da qualche parte nel mondo.Nella stravagante avventura, i tre rivali incontreranno vari nemici altrettanto bizzarri legati al mondo dei meme. Tuttavia molti di essi si riveleranno essere i propri sentimenti contrastanti. ATTENZIONE: questo prodotto è sconsigliato ad un pubblico troppo sensibile a razzismo, omofobia e perversioni.

Cher(e) client(e), Nous souhaitons vous informer qu'un aperçu du livre que vous avez sélectionné est disponible en swipant les photos sur notre site. Nous vous encourageons à prendre le temps de parcourir cet aperçu pour avoir une idée précise du contenu et du ton humoristique de ce livre. Le livre est composé de plusieurs pages, et chaque page contient la même série de mots: "Il ne l'est pas".Il est important de noter que ce livre a pour objectif principal de faire un prank à un ami ou à un membre de la famille qui est conservateur ou communiste. Il ne s'agit pas d'un livre d'information sérieux, mais plutôt d'un ouvrage humoristique qui peut contenir des blagues, des caricatures, des parodies ou d'autres éléments humoristiques.Nous tenons à souligner que si vous avez l'intention d'offrir ce livre à quelqu'un, il est de votre responsabilité de vous assurer que la personne concernée sera réceptive à ce type d'humour. Nous vous invitons à être respectueux(se) et à ne pas offenser ou blesser qui que ce soit avec ce livre.Enfin, nous tenons à réitérer que toute erreur de commande qui ne prend pas en compte le caractère humoristique de ce livre ne sera pas recevable pour un retour ou un remboursement.Merci de votre compréhension et de votre confiance.Cordialement.

Jonathan Goodfellow is an accountant. One day God looked down upon the earth and saw that he was meek and mild and thought that it was a good thing. This was the start of the disruption of Jonathan's quiet life and began the series of misadventures that then took place. Misadventures as varied as being hit on the head by a one legged, one eyed dwarf wielding a golf club, dying, meeting God in heaven and being offered the choice of carrying God's message and reforming the human race or going to hell.Jonathan becomes the new Messiah and makes desperate attempts to convince people of his bona fides. Ranged against him are a number of forces that include The Legal Ruler's Society, a group of lawyers who have been in league with Satan for many years and who are plotting to take over the world in the name of evil when the moment is right.Satan, like God, decides to leave human beings to their own ends and offers the world to the lawyers if they leave him alone to fulfil his twenty-year-old ambition to break one hundred and twenty at golf. Satan put the idea of the game into the heads of the Geordies as a means of driving people mad and getting them to do terrible things to one another. Hell has been converted into a golf course and everyone there must play two rounds a day. No one is allowed to break one hundred and twenty on pain of terrible torture.Along the way Jonathan does make converts. Most of them are the poor and downtrodden, the criminal and the insane. The one exception is his main disciple, Marcie Mabelgrove, chief investigative reporter with the Daily Bugle, and love blossoms in Jonathan's lonely life.In all of the mayhem that takes place, there remains the voice of sanity in the form of Jonathan's two white, albino, Himalayan, dwarf rabbits. Bugs and Thumper have been deputised by God as the communication point for Jonathan, and God has granted them the power to speak to Jonathan. Like all rabbits, Bugs and Thumper are practical and down to earth creatures who are not swayed by the tempestuous events around them.The book reaches its climax in the last battle of good versus evil on earth as the evil lawyers, led by the portly, cigar smoking, cask wine drinking, Jones P. senior, battle a group of aged pensioners on the banks of the Murray River.

There are four fantastic stories about life, society, history and politics, which make you reflect through humor and irony.

How To Be A Comic is a wild, fun, conversational style, guide on how anyone from anywhere can learn the ropes of becoming a comedian without any formal training, course, or boot camp. The comprehensive, entertaining, and devilishly hilarious book dissects all the aspects, categories, types, and personalities of comedy. Brian the Author, and comedy coach, takes you through all the styles of comedy from the pioneers to the most recent styles, and how modern-day comics are able to perfect their acts and deliver outstanding performances. This book reveals ALL the secrets of big-time comedians and answers all the most critical questions that aspiring comics often have. The book is essential for everyone that loves comedy and wants to understand what it takes to go into the business.

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book.Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This book is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.It would also make a great gift for a dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentists joke book is a complete gas! Brace yourself and buy it now!

What can anyone say about the Institution For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies that has not already been said? As such, we won't say anything more than just the Institution was established during a time of need to assist those who are in need of assistance in finding their own need for assistance. We think that says it all. Our mission statement is very simple... Anything for a buck. We think that says it all. That said, this edition of their ongoing series of famous proverbs, axioms, sayings, expressions and quotes that no one has ever admitted to or said publicly (At least to the best of their knowledge... Which doesn't extend very far.) is meant to provide you with something better to read in the bathroom than the label on the air freshener or the wrapper on the toilet paper. It is also meant to give you quotable quotes and memorable expressions you can utilize in the company of others to make them believe you may actually be saying something substantive when in reality you are saying nothing of any consequence. It isn't what you say but how you say it that matters.

"I've been trying very hard lately to not become a grumpy old queen... I fear I'm not being entirely successful." Actor/writer Leon Acord (Old Dogs & New Tricks) is annoyed. About cancel culture. About getting older. Precocious parents. Closeted actors. Technology. Racism. Facebook. Culture wars. MAGA. In his new collection of comic essays, queer curmudgeon (queer-mudgeon?) Acord tackles these subjects and more. But it's not all gloom and doom. There are also lighter pieces, about gay men's love of divas, how to embrace getting older, why trans rights benefits everyone, and an extensive catalog of movies made before 2000 that every gay man born after 2000 should see. He discusses how he finally kicked the cigarette habit, how show business has changed in the past 20 years, and why Leslie Jordan inspires him to remain happy even as the world seems to be falling apart. If you enjoyed Acord's 2020 tongue-in-cheek "Hollywood memoir by a non-famous actor" SUB-LEBRITY - The Queer Life of a Show-Biz Footnote, you'll love this new assortment of bitchy but bubbly ruminations on modern-day life. "Acord's own proclivity for trouble means that his accounts can be racy, offensive (to some), forthright, and satisfyingly political." Diane Donovan, Midwest Book Review (reviewing SUB-LEBRITY).

Cette nouvelle aventure démarre avec l'enlèvement de la Première Dame de France par un certain Modjo.C'est du moins ce que veut nous faire croire son Président de mari.Sauf qu'en réalité, elle s'est tirée parce que question service après-vente, le pépère il assure pas.Parce qu'en réalité, c'est bien beau d'avoir la banane mais quand t'as pas le Modjo qui va avec, autant dire que t'as raté ton coup.Et des coups bas il va y en avoir plein la pelle.Avec des rebondissements plus qu'incroyables et complètement inattendus, au-delà de toute imagination.Un roman unique et de plus en plus burlesque où tout va à cent à l'heure et dans lequel la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 8 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...

Are you an architect looking for some humor in your life? Do you want to break the monotony of your workday and inject some laughter into your routine? Look no further than the "Architect's Joke Book"!This hilarious book is filled with jokes and puns specifically tailored to the architectural profession. From design mishaps to construction blunders, this ultimate collection of the very best architects jokes and puns will have you and your colleagues laughing until you cry. Some of these architects jokes are old, some are new, and the clever wordplay and witty humor will leave you chuckling.But it's not all just laughs and giggles - this architects jokes book is also a valuable resource for architects looking to improve their communication skills. As the saying goes, "laughter is the best medicine", and using humor in the workplace can improve teamwork, creativity, and overall job satisfaction.So why not add the "Architect's Joke Book" to your collection? It's a fun and lighthearted way to break up the seriousness of the profession and bring some joy into your workday. Whether you're a seasoned architect or just starting out, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face and make you the office favorite. BUY it now !

The Coffee Joke Book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."

Are you tired of the clutter and chaos that comes with aging? Do you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff in your life? If so, it's time to embrace the power of minimalism.In "The Power of Minimalism in Aging," you'll discover the secrets to living a simple, fulfilling life in your golden years. You'll learn how to let go of the excess and focus on what really matters, whether that's spending time with loved ones, pursuing hobbies and passions, or just enjoying the present moment.This book isn't just about getting rid of things. It's about embracing a new mindset that will transform the way you live. You'll learn to appreciate the beauty of simplicity and find joy in the little things. You'll discover the true cost of living a cluttered life and why less really is more.With practical tips and advice for every aspect of your life, from your home to your social connections, "The Power of Minimalism in Aging" is a must-read for anyone looking to simplify their life and find happiness in the process.But don't take our word for it. Here's what some readers have to say: "I've always felt weighed down by all the stuff in my life, but I didn't know where to start. This book gave me the motivation and guidance I needed to start decluttering and embracing a simpler way of life.""I never realized how much my possessions were holding me back until I read this book. Now, I feel free to pursue my passions and live the life I want.""This book is a game-changer. I wish I had read it years ago."So why wait? Start your journey to a simpler, more fulfilling life today with "The Power of Minimalism in Aging."

Kiss My A** I'm Coloring Bitches is perfect to way to say the things you really want to say! I couldn't stop laughing as I was creating it for you. Sit back, relax and color your words, don't say em.CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Easter bunny puns are a playful and humorous way to celebrate the Easter holiday. These puns often involve clever wordplay and play on words related to Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and other Easter-related themes. They can be used in a variety of settings, such as in greeting cards, social media posts, or as part of an Easter egg hunt. Easter bunny puns can also be shared with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces and add an extra dose of fun to the holiday."Easter Bunny Puns""Easter bunny puns" is a title that refers to jokes or puns that are based on the theme of Easter bunnies.These puns can be used to add a touch of humor and playfulness to the Easter holiday.The wordplay used in these puns can be related to Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, Easter traditions, etc.These puns can be used in a variety of settings such as in greeting cards, social media posts, or as part of an Easter egg hunt.Easter bunny puns can also be shared with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces and add an extra dose of fun to the holiday.These puns can be used in Easter-themed games or activities, such as an Easter egg hunt or a Easter card-making project."Easter bunny puns" is a playful and humorous way to celebrate the Easter holiday, adding a touch of fun and creativity to traditional Easter celebrations.

Here's another Activity Book for all you Bitches! Buy this shit now so you can stop being bored as hell.Featuring 100 Adult Activities Such As: Word Searches, Dot-to-Dot, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Spot the Difference, Word Tiles, Word Scramble, Cryptogram, Sudoku, Draw the Squares, Hidden Image and Games to Play with a friend.**Contains Inappropriate Language**

Chupacabras are the most fearsome beasts around, more ferocious than an angry mother, and more terrifying than quicksand! But not Chuck-he'd rather bake zucchini muffins than hunt animals! When Chuck's love for cooking and growing vegetables disappoints his parents, he must decide whether to learn to behave the way a Chupacabra should, or choose his own destiny.

Desde su más tierna infancia, Lola, Carlota y Mateo han formado el inseparable trío calaveras, pero cuando las hormonas comienzan su revolución y las dos amigas empiezan a sentir cierto mariposeo en el estómago por el tercero en discordia, Mateo, todo empieza a complicarse. Sin embargo, y a pesar de lo duro que pueda resultar para ambas, la amistad está por encima de todo. Lola y Carlota firman un pacto inquebrantable: queda terminantemente prohibido... Amar a Mateo. Una promesa que tendrán que respetar de por vida, incluso muertas, o, de lo contrario, al menos Lola está decidida a perseguir a Carlota como un fantasma puñetero, de esos que se te aparecen hasta en la sopa. Evidentemente, Carlota se toma esta fantasmada a broma, pero ¿y si al final la broma se convirtiese en realidad?