Humor

This book is dedicated to all the thots worldwide, young, old, new, retired or if you just love party and bull shit material. This book consists of real stories from real life thot experiences, to remain anonymous, names and a few things in each story is switched up. Kalvin, Pimp chico, Rashy Belly, Gorilla G, Toni, Dion, Pooh Diddy, Ug Mug twins, Uncle T and a few more PTP affiliates are on a quest to fuck as much pussy as they can, some of these stories start as far as from back in middle school. These group of individuals are like nothing you have ever seen or heard about, allow me to take you into a world of real thots and there antics.

Who said Catholic high school was going to be easy?In the early eighties, the Catholic archdiocese of New York boasted an armada of parochial schools across the New York City area. Struggling blue-collar families made tremendous sacrifices to provide a Catholic high school education for their children. In theory, smaller classrooms run by religious educators were a safer bet than the New York City Board of Education.But were they?Shorter hair, longer skirts, and corporal punishment meted out by biblical badasses made Catholic teens think twice about stepping out of line. Cutting school or a well-timed fart from the back of the classroom was often met with a good old-fashioned kick in the ass or a humiliating crack on the jaw.Author Vic Ferrari shares his colorful stories from his high school years growing up in the rough-and-tumble borough of the Bronx.Did you know that confessing one sin too many can lead to a foot chase through an empty church? How selling raffle tickets at a mob social club could earn you a trip to the emergency room? Why returning to the scene of a crime is never a good idea? How shopping for school clothes can lead to your first sexual encounter? Learn why a delusional lunatic with erectile dysfunction attempted to blow up a gas station and more.Vic Ferrari, author of NYPD: Law & Disorder, Grand Theft Auto, The NYPD's Flying Circus, NYPD: Through the Looking Glass, and Dickheads & Debauchery, is a retired New York City police detective and probably the funniest person you've never heard about. With no formal training or Harvard degree, Vic has managed to carve out a niche in the literary world.When he's not shamelessly promoting his books, Vic is a frequent guest on the nationally syndicated radio show Sterling on Sunday.

This book follows two woman as they troll a dating site in search of "the one". Their experiences will leave you both horrified, and howling with laughter. It's sex and the city without the nice shoes. If you've ever been on a dating site, are thinking about joining one, or want to have a few laughs at the authors expense this book is for you. It's all true, raunchy, insane and hilarious.

500 mistakes from 50 more fan-favourite TV shows, many with pictures. Mic transmitters visible in Breaking Bad, crash mats in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a necklace appearing from nowhere in Friends, and bandages disappearing in Grey's Anatomy. Mistakes aplenty in The Big Bang Theory, Cheers, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Family Guy, I Love Lucy, Knight Rider, Prison Break, Seinfeld, Sherlock, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Two and a Half Men, The Walking Dead, and many more. You'll be amazed what you've missed in some of your favourite shows!

Mark D. Meadows sees humor everywhere. He was born and raised in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri and has spent most of his life there. He has been a librarian, mail-order business owner, and clock repairman. In this book you will find descriptions of his hilarious encounters with neighbors, customers, relatives, and strangers. There are over seventy anecdotes of horses, dogs, dancing, cooking, and numerous other subjects, all told in a witty and readable style. The reader will not be able to stop with one or two stories, but will yearn to see what ridiculous situation is just around the corner in the next tale.

Get ready to LOL your way through "Sweary Memes," the adult coloring book that's jam-packed with cheese, cliche memes and a whole bunch of swear words. It's time to dive into the hilarious world of internet humor, with a colorful twist that's as cheeky as it gets!Inside this sweary adult coloring book you'll discover a bunch of side-splitting memes, each sprinkled with a bit of grown-up language for that extra kick of humor. Grab your crayons or markers, and let your creative side loose as you bring these viral moments to life. It's the perfect recipe for turning your favorite memes into a masterpiece of colorful and swear-filled hilarity.Whether you're a meme addict or just someone who loves a good chuckle, "Sweary Memes" is here for you. Share the laughs with friends, give it as a quirky gift, or show off your finished masterpieces as a tribute to your humor and coloring skills. It's time to add a pop of color to those viral moments, one swear word at a time. "Sweary Memes" isn't just a coloring book; it's your ticket to a hilarious world of coloring fun. So sit back, relax, and color! *** This book is also available in a color by number edition!https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1985649284Charming hand-drawn designs inspire coloring fans of all ages and skill levels.Promotes relaxation, art therapy, and the scientifically proven therapeutic benefits of meditative mindfulness.Makes a perfect gift for adults, teens, seniors, and all of your loved ones.8.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

The Perfect Easter present. (Just regular dad jokes for any occasion) Not suitable for fathers day.

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The biggest, original standalone sick joke book on the planet! This book contains material that most deemed too disgusting to say during this PC-era! Oops! With over 800 jokes this book is definitely going to offend someone! So if you've got a sick sense of humour, this book is right up your alley! There are jokes about almost every subject you can think of! Jews, Muslims, Chinese, Blacks, Scousers, women, gays - you name it! If this is your humour then you'll love this joke book!

The book "Ukrainian Motivational Quotes" is about inteligent thoughts which the saints of country and writer wrote over the centuries to make life easy and keep motivated to attain new goals in life and give something beautiful to this world.A message from peace loving country.

From advice on navigating the modern world, to musings on the nature of reality, Sounds Found Underground takes you on a wonderful journey of wisdom, humour, heartbreak and self-discovery. This fun collection of short-form poetry is delivered in a playful and light-hearted tone, accompanied by charming illustrations that bring the words to life. Whether you're looking for some motivation on a gloomy day, or simply want to lose yourself in the joys of poetry, Sounds Found Underground is the perfect read for rhyme-lovers of all ages. So grab a cup of tea, find a cozy corner, and let the journey begin!

Colorare ha un effetto rilassante perché, concentrandoci su una particolare azione, dimentichiamo le nostre preoccupazioni e questo ci conduce in modo inconscio al benessere... magari aiutati da un ambiente tranquillo, con della musica rilassante e un bicchiere di buon vino.

Welcome to "The Zoo of Laughter," an enchanting collection of anecdotes, jokes, and delightful animal tales that will leave you chuckling, smiling, and marveling at the wonders of the animal kingdom. This captivating book invites readers of all ages to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with laughter and amusement. Within these pages, you'll encounter a vibrant menagerie of animal characters, each with their own endearing quirks and hilarious escapades. From mischievous monkeys swinging from tree to tree, to clever dolphins engaging in playful tricks, and wise old owls sharing their sage advice, the animals of "The Zoo of Laughter" will capture your heart and tickle your funny bone. "The Zoo of Laughter" is not only a treasury of jokes and tales but also a celebration of the remarkable bond between humans and animals. Discover heartwarming accounts of unlikely animal friendships, where dogs and ducks become inseparable pals, and elephants form unbreakable bonds with their caretakers. These heartening stories illustrate the profound connections that can form across species, reminding us of the power of compassion and empathy. "The Zoo of Laughter: Anecdotes, Jokes, Animal Tales" is a book that will leave you grinning from ear to ear, with its whimsical tales and clever humor. So, grab a copy, settle into a cozy nook, and get ready to embark on a journey that will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart.

Ten years ago, I wrote a book entitled, Fighting the Effects of Gravity: A Bittersweet Journey into Middle Life which outlined the foibles of midlife. The book discussed such topics as presbyopia (the need for bifocals), mid-life sex, and a butt falling and not being able to get up. But now, having reached the ripe old age of 70, I find that my issues have increased tenfold. Eyes that required bifocals have developed cataracts, tears, and displacements. Knees that that just harbored arthritis require replacement, and dentures have entered the picture. Believe me folks, middle age is a nuisance, but Old Age Sucks.

Humor & Life Lessons from a Navy career, focusing on his love for its Sailors. Along with the frequent hardships, sacrifices, and long separations is the fun, adventure and camaraderie that this book reveals. Perfect for anyone who has served in the U.S. Navy, but also for young people considering joining the Navy...and their parents.

Ce livre de blagues sur la Formule 1 est une compilation des anecdotes les plus amusantes, ironiques et satiriques liées à ce sport automobile. Des amateurs aux experts, ce livre est une lecture parfaite pour tous les passionnés de Formule 1. Les blagues incluses dans ce livre couvrent un large éventail de sujets, de l'excitation de la compétition aux relations entre les pilotes, en passant par les hauts et les bas ainsi que les défis du monde de la Formule 1. Si vous êtes passionné de Formule 1 et que vous recherchez un moyen amusant de vous divertir, ce livre de blagues sur la Formule 1 est le choix parfait. Que vous soyez sur le circuit, en train de regarder une course à la télévision ou tout simplement en train de passer un après-midi à la maison, ce livre vous offrira des heures de plaisir et de rires.

编辑推荐 ☆ 育语言文字应用研究所研究员 《中国汉字听写大会》嘉宾 张一清授 解汉字的全力作 ☆ 追溯汉字造字源流，连通古今，立足当下 以汉字流变深入阐发中华优秀传统文化中具有当代价值、世界意义的人文精神 ☆ 132个字词解说，图文并茂，考据精审，雅俗共赏 涵盖提高个人修养，担当社会角色，树立家国情怀三大版块 ☆ 古人在造字时有何哲学思辨？古人眼中的世界如何通过汉字表达？ 重"识字"，汲取方块字里绵延三千余年的精神气韵 内容简介本书从汉字的起源入手，阐述古人造字的哲学思辨，连通古今，立足当代，深入挖掘中华优秀传统文化中蕴含的具有当代价值与世界意义的思想观念、人文精神、道德规范。全书内容叙述简洁，深入浅出。以三大板块展开：从提高个人修养的"生命之初""立德树人""君子之格""德行之修""高远之志"到担当社会角色的"尊长爱幼""言而有信""职场操守""遵纪守法""环保节约"以及树立家国情怀的"思源'丘'""家国百年心""境界须开更放开""薪火相传"等，体现了中华民族重视修身立德的意识与主张一脉相承。我们既重视个体提升自身修养，也强调每个人的社会角色，更主张树立远大的理想抱负，具有高尚的家国情怀。

Love ... Who needs it?I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation.MehWhat I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist.Karma Kicked MeSure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt--that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it.Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 TimesBefore we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church.Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with--drum roll, please--recipes!Yay, Recipes!Cheers, my dears.

Ever since he was old enough to walk, Tom Sarc has tormented others. Now, in his hilarious book, E-Mail Letters From A WACKO! he continues his torment as an adult.E-Mail Letters From A WACKO! is made up of an unending stream of some of the most hilarious exchanges of e-mails put together!Drawing on his corporate management background, where he learned about the simple-mindedness of the corporate structure, people and practices - Tom launched a kamikaze crusade against corporations, associations, organizations and individuals with some of the stupidest, WACKIEST e-mails ever...asking them the most outrageous questions and making the most bizarre requests (and receiving surprisingly earnest responses back)! You will split your pants laughing!

Story about how taking the appropirate path leads to the appropriate destination. Contains some shit about a new birth control pill, some random weirdo that wants to walk to Iceland, the best drummer in history refusing to play for money, and personal/sexual relations with bitter old hags... all the while talking some bullshit about revolution and abolishing the free market system. Can be quite humorous at times. Also stars a horse, a raccoon, and an anteater. Extreme left-wing Anarchist crap that will probably get you red flagged for reading it.

Welcome to a whimsical world where cats rule with their paw-some antics and hilarious hijinks! In this captivating picture book, prepare to be whisked away on a time-traveling adventure as we discover a secret that cats have kept hidden from us humans for centuries. Brace yourselves, for it's time to witness the feline kingdom taking the spotlight in the grandest moments of history! So, grab your favorite feather toy, curl up in your comfiest spot, and get ready for a purr-fectly hilarious adventure through time with "It's a Cat's World" Meow-some surprises and laughter await on every page as we discover what it would be like if cats imitated humans throughout history.

Get ready to unleash a wave of laughter with the complete collection of nothing-serious, goofy, silly, even tasteless dad jokesWhether you're a dad looking to up your joke game, or simply in need of some lighthearted entertainment, this book has got you covered. With plenty of rib-tickling jokes, this book offers a treasure trove of timeless humor that will have your family and friends rolling on the floor with laughter.From classic gags to clever wordplay, each joke is carefully selected to deliver maximum comedic impact. You'll find yourself armed with an arsenal of puns to unleash in any situation, from family gatherings to dinner parties and beyond. These jokes are guaranteed to lighten the mood and create unforgettable moments of laughter and joy.This book is more than just a book - it's a ticket to becoming the life of the party.Whether you're an avid jokester or just starting your journey into the world of dad jokes, this book is a must-have addition to your humor library. So, grab your copy today and get ready to unleash a barrage of laughter that will make you the hero of every gathering!What makes this book different: Perfect for All Occasions---Whether it's family gatherings, road trips, parties, or simply a cozy evening at home, these jokes are designed to lighten the mood and create memorable moments of joy and laughter.Easy to Share---With its clever one-liners and puns, this book equips you with an arsenal of jokes that are easy to remember and share with friends, family, and colleagues, making you the life of any gathering.Enhance Your Dad Joke Game---If you're a dad looking to level up your humor, this book is your ultimate guide. It provides inspiration and new material to help you become the ultimate king of dad jokes.With captivating images---Be prepared to laugh, giggle, and share endless moments of joy as you delve into this hilarious blend of jokes and visuals that will leave you wanting more!So, get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share the gift of laughter with those around you. With this hilarious collection in your hands, you'll be the funniest dad on the block!

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It's the first day of school for kindergarten student, Grayson! As he begins his day, he can't help but wonder why the moon is following him. This book helps young readers understand what a morning routine could look when getting ready for school and how nature can be invloved too!

In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also spent time writing the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to their brains rather than fear or ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

Could you use a quick laugh? This humorous collection of quirkiness will have you chuckling in no time.

Dive into the riotous world of 'The Foreign Book of Swear Words' by the ever-playful Immature Book Club. Expand your international naughty vocabulary as this cheeky guide teaches you to curse in over 15 languages, from French to Thai, Russian to Punjabi, and even Nigerian! Each spicy word comes with its pronunciation to ensure you get the tone just right. But a heads up - using these words thoughtlessly with native speakers might land you in a pickle! Or, keep those around you guessing by sprinkling these exotic swears in daily conversations. Warning: We're not responsible for bewildered looks or unintended international incidents. Proceed with mischievous caution!

The Absurd Naturalist is a collection of 43 humorous essays and sketches published over a span of more than 30 years, and assembled here for the first time. Included are pieces dealing with tofu hunters, the art of toad throwing, same-species marriage, getting rid of nature, lizard watching, reasons why you shouldn't garden, how to sell belly buttons, the right to bear arms, and the origin of toaster ovens, to name only a few. A unique cross-genre book, it will appeal to readers of natural history, the environment, and gardening as well as those general readers seeking an entertaining blend of science, satire, and absurdity.

Narración de las vivencias de un adicto al sexo con las diferentes parejas que tuvo a lo largo de 60 años. Una historia llena de erotismo y humor.