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Deep inside every mermaid is a promise, and that promise is a map, and that map leads to treasure, and that treasure is this book.Forged in a crucible of the hottest good times, "How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse" is an inspiration in a classical sense. Driven to be more than just a series of words, grouped together, separated by punctuation, this is the kind of book that makes people question other books and whether or not they are actually books.Don't be afraid - no one here wants you to steal a 1967 Ford Mustang. This is just a book we're talking about here.Now, about that Mustang.

When a person is naked from the waist down and feeling vulnerable and in pain, it should be no surprise that profanities and confessions monopolize the conversations in the confines of the wax room. People from around the country continue to flock to the Mark & M.E. Salon in Rochester, NY for this bizarre service called the Brazilian. Due to the overwhelming popularity of this service, M.E. was compelled to further her journey through the Brazilian Rainforest in this sequel to The Happy Hoo-Ha. Not only will her stories entertain you, she has hired a talented illustrator named Brian Robbins to make her tales (and the tails) of her beloved clients come to life.

Get ready for a hilariously good time in "111 Pickleball Jokes!" This book will serve up a volley of laughter that's sure to score points with both beginners and seasoned players of this addictive, ever-growing sport. Inside, you'll find an arsenal of puns, one-liners, and wisecracks that will have you laughing harder than a pickleball player who missed an easy dink. Discover jokes that take a wacky swing at pickleball lingo, the universal struggle of getting out of the kitchen, and even the infamous mid-game disagreements over score counting. Curious about what a dill pickle says to the ball? Want to know why pickleball players make terrible bakers? Or perhaps you're just itching to know why pickleball courts are always so clean? Dive into this book and find answers drenched in humor. Whether you're a pickleball whiz, a recreational player, or someone who thought this was a cookbook about pickles, "111 Pickleball Jokes" is sure to serve you a delicious platter of laughter. It's game, set, match for boredom when you've got this treasury of fun by your side! So, strap on your sneakers, grab a paddle, and prepare for a smashingly good time. You're about to discover that pickleball isn't just a sport that's fun to play; it's also a blast to laugh about! Be warned, though: Side-splitting humor may affect your game, leading to uncontrollable laughter on the court!Makes a Great Gift

Ladies Flag up is written with the sole purpose of encouraging women to raise their will against some of the limitations described in this book that may lead to regret.What makes a girl a lady She demonstrates respect, restraint, and personal responsibility in her appearance, behavior, and communication. She is honorable, and values and respects others. A lady is well-mannered and knows what is appropriate. She is able to navigate various social and professional settings with ease and proficiency.

When telling a story, ordinary people start at the start and end at the end, but not dad. Even in death dad was different. He died at 37 but wasn't buried until he was 75 (more about that later.) I'll start this story about growing up in the Australian bush near the start, but along the way I'll honor Dad by jumping about the timeline.

Embrace the magic of goblin grooves with Rhythm Rascalroot's captivating guide, "How to Dance Like a Goblin." This enchanting book will whisk you away to a world of mystical creatures and their unique dance styles. Unleash your inner goblin and master the art of their peculiar and mesmerizing moves.With step-by-step instructions and vibrant illustrations, Rascalroot brings the goblin dance floor to life. Whether you're a beginner or a seasoned dancer, this book caters to all skill levels. Learn the secret techniques of goblin footwork, embrace the charm of their quirky gestures, and discover the untold stories behind their dance traditions.Not only will "How to Dance Like a Goblin" teach you captivating dance moves, but it will also unlock the door to a newfound confidence and sense of adventure. Get ready to unleash your inner goblin and embark on a dance journey like no other. Perfect for dance enthusiasts, fantasy lovers, and those seeking a fun and unconventional way to stay active, this book is guaranteed to be a spellbinding addition to your collection.Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure that will have you grooving like a goblin in no time. Order your copy today and let Rhythm Rascalroot guide you to a world where the dance floor is bewitched with goblin magic!

Don't waste your time.Seriously, don't.You don't want to read this. All this is is a bunch of tasteless, vulgar, childish humor cooked up by some college kid whose head is so far up his ass he can count his teeth.Don't believe me? How would you like to read a story about a guy who can't poop? Or a poem about killing gypsies? Not enough? How about a story that's nothing but midget jokes? Or a mockup of a horror film with the Headless Horseman and a ton of sex puns?Sure, you might like the cartoons they throw in there, but that's hardly worth the price of admission.You want my advice? Give this one a pass.Prove that we're better as a species.MATURE (CHILDISH) CONTENT

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So you've moved to the big city ... but are you really from New York? Some people say you have to live in New York for at least 10 years before you're a true New Yorker. But there's a little more to achieving your status than simply residing in the Big Apple. This book includes the top 50 signs that prove you've earned the right to say you're from New York. If you've experienced at least half, congratulations! You've got your New York credibility and the attitude that comes with it. And just to make sure you don't get too overconfident, we've sprinkled in some fun facts about the world's greatest city that even the most seasoned New Yorker may not know. This short and sweet book makes a great gift for any New Yorker, or serves as a fun coffee table book.

A quirky tongue in cheek tale of Everyday life living in a suburb of Sheffield called Parson Cross. Laugh out loud observations of neighbours and other folk from Jayne a resident of 20 years of living on the cross (as it's known by locals) whilst working from her home in Lockdown as the World Wide Pandemic of Covid-19 rages on.Eye opening for some but not for local residents as it's the norm. Read the Hilariously funny unbelievable antics of real life people on a council estate in the North of England.Well worth a read snuggled up with a bottle of red and nibbles

500 mistakes from 50 fan-favourite TV shows, many with pictures. From the infamous coffee cup in Game of Thrones to impossible triplets in the Golden Girls, crewmembers in shot, characters' names changing, visible boom microphones, plot holes and continuity errors galore. Slipups in 24, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Charmed, Dexter, Doctor Who, Frasier, King of the Hill, Lost, M*A*S*H, The Office, Red Dwarf, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Star Trek, Supernatural, The West Wing, The X-Files and many more. You'll be amazed what you've missed in some of your favourite shows!

In un mondo parallelo, di un istante vicino al nostro e, talvolta meno, accadono eventi che per noi sono solo favole e i sogni dimenticati diventano realtà.Theodora, una famosa eroina della resistenza in guerra, si prepara a dire addio alla vita, ma si ritrova improvvisamente in mondo altrettanto interessante, incontrando nuovi ma anche vecchi amici.

We all have them. Those erratic, egocentric, off-the-wall bosses. They constantly spew cliches, absurdities and profanities. You can't always change your boss, but you can channel your frustration into something therapeutic and de-stressing like coloring! Laugh out loud at ridiculous quotes like, "how do you intend to face your problem if your problem is your face," or "looks like your phone screen is brighter than your future" with appropriately matching images.PLEASE NOTE: this contains ADULT language and is NOT intended for children.Each "game-changing" coloring page is printed on a "ground-breaking" separate sheet to avoid bleeding throughEach "paradigm shifting" coloring page is "optimized" for fun, relaxation and anti-stress therapyThis book contains a "cutting edge" mix of complexity to guarantee there's something for every skill, and "bandwidth" selectionSized at a "disruptive" 8" x 10" for "one-of-a-kind" framed photosPrinted on white paper, following "best practices"

For decades telemarketers around the globe have been sworn at in every language on the planet. If one were to dabber in a telemarketer's world by reading the exact same script 5000 times, getting hung up on a billion times the average man would go insane. Imagine the tables were turned and telemarketer's got their day of reckoning. Their revenge has no ethical, moral or legal limit because pay back is a BITCH!

Adult coloring books aren't just for adults, though they may be a new fad!! Kids love them too. Coloring books are growing in popularity, it is also seen as a way to de-stress. If you have never colored before, Give it a shot!! Try coloring! It is a fun new experience. Coloring can keep your mind active and results are rewarding. You will improve your mental health, especially if you are Stressed out. This is a new fun way to relax and feel your inner creative youth. Coloring is an interesting mixture of meditation and art. It helps you calm down and contemplate. This may fuel your passion into a creative hobby, provide therapeutic relaxation, mindfulness, self-expression, and fun. Coloring Books can be a great conservation starter to socialize with your friends and family members. Being creative in your daily life will make you a happier person!!

Boo-Cockee is a rooster who comes around too often. Boo-Cockee flies in the face of other pun books. This cartoon adult humour book will drown you in innuendo.

This is a tale of a man that makes a bad decision.

Today is the day of the very big race. White car, black car and yellow car too. Who will win the race wars? If you only knew.

A collection of over 50 short pieces covering a range of topics from serious ponderings to hilarious true stories with a few poems thrown in for good measure, all from the perspective of a modern newspaperman in a small Montana town. Each article was written with the goal of providing a little bit of inspiration, laughter, and/or food for thought. Titles include "Would You Like Some Cheese With That?", "Vote For Cookies", "Roadrunners & Coyotes", "Little People, Big Feelings", "My Terrible Night of Crime", "When Enchilada Casserole Turns Into Stroganoff", "Vinegar & Other Important Questions", and "Singin' In The Change".

"C'est un comble" est un recueil qui rassemble les 200 meilleurs combles.Des moments de détente et de rire en perspective pour les futurs lecteurs.

"Ha-Ha-Haunted" is a hilarious guide to the world of ghost sightings, exploring the lighter side of the supernatural. The book delves into different types of ghosts that people claim to see, with a tongue-in-cheek tone. Exploring different theories about how and why ghosts appear to people with humorous hypotheticals. The author shares personal experiences of seeing ghosts but takes a comedic approach to cope with the fear that comes with these experiences. The book also covers topics like ghost hunting and communicating with ghosts, offering a fresh perspective on these classic ghost-related activities. Whether you're a skeptic or a true believer, "Ha-Ha-Haunted" is a laugh-out-loud read that is sure to entertain anyone interested in the supernatural.

Phone Losers of America is a collection of short stories which take you on a twenty year journey of high-tech humor, culture jamming, and criminal mischief. From remotely controlling the overhead paging system of a large supermarket, to confusing the phone company with various call forwarding stunts, this bizarre collection of pranks will not only make you laugh, but will make you question the security and sanity of common, everyday business procedures. Learn how one illustrious member of the PLA crossed the country on stolen credit cards, staying in the nicest hotels one day and then sleeping on the streets of major cities the next, all while amusing himself at the expense of others. Laugh as he turns a radio morning show into his own interactive game, enrages users of an online auction site, uses revenge tactics that cross the line, systematically drives convenience store employees nuts so that he can get a job, and confuses an entire neighborhood of cordless phone users. The stories contained in this book are based on the writings from the Phone Losers of America website which have been featured in USA Today, the Boston Herald, 2600, on CNBC, CNN, TechTV, and countless other websites, books, magazines, radio shows and police reports.

A fun read for dog lovers! Have you ever wondered what ends up on the cutting room floor when watching celebrity dog trainers on the television? During her career as a professional dog trainer and canine behaviourist, Karen Davison has been battered, flattened, tied up in knots and found herself in some funny, strange and painful situations.Here she shares some of the more memorable moments of her journey, including some 'you couldn't make it up' moments!

Share a Loud Laugh With Your Kids and Keep the Whole Family Entertained for Hours! - With This Book, Spending Quality Time Is Now So Much EasierIt can be hard trying to find an activity to bond with your kids to.After all, the generation nowadays is brought up and exposed to completely different things, it can be hard to relate to them or find an activity that they'll like.But with this book, discover that all it takes to spend time with your kids is a silly and entertaining game!You've found the would you rather game that will consistently challenge each player and throw your whole family into fits of laughter!Who knew that finding a way to spend quality time with your kids was this easy?Skip the headaches of trying to come up with something unique and brand new with this gamebook that will have you playing a classic game of would you rather with tons of interesting and highly-engaging questions.In this fun gamebook, you'll find: 250+ hilarious and downright silly scenarios: With questions that will stir up wholesome family debates, friendly banter, and plenty of laughs all around!A better relationship with your family: Promote a closer bond between parent and child by spending quality time with them. Get to know your child better through these questions!Keep your kids away from boredom: Have your kids occupied and entertained for hours on end! They won't be able to get enough of this book and its engaging questions.Boost critical thinking skills: Stimulate your child's mind (and your own), with thought-provoking questions! Have them showcase their intellect and be in awe!Spending time with your kids no longer has to be a mountainous task. Whether it's the weekend or at dinner time, you can play with this at any time!Scroll up, Click on "Buy Now", and Get Your Copy Now!

Peter and Jeter are two long time friends who happen to be southern mosquitoes who live in a flower pot. Peter's wisdom and Jeter's antics make a hilariously balanced friendship!

This adult book is filled with funny jokes, tall tales, true stories, and cartoons. We start with jokes that are great to tell children. Then we grow into teen humor, until we hit full laugh with adult humor. In this book you will find some old favorites and learn lots of new jokes. Some are great for work meetings, others are for poker games or bars. There are jokes for all occasions.If you have ever been offended by an off color joke, don't read the chapter of jokes that my wife has forbidden me to ever tell again. (And maybe other parts too. The kids joke chapter is safe.)Laughter is good for you... So start taking better care of yourself, a friend, or a loved one. Laughter is good medicine.If you have trouble telling jokes I have also added a few tips on how to "play" the audience. Jokes are great icebreakers useful in all parts of our lives. Teachers, clergy, and salespeople can set the feeling in the room with the right joke.Table Of Contents1. Jokes to tell to kids (Rated G)My intent with this section is to offer jokes adults can tell to children. I hope you enjoy watching them laugh. When telling jokes to kids it is best to oversell the punch line. Large gestures and big smiles let kids get into the moment. 2. Back talk jokes great for teens (PG13)When I was a kid, when TV was black and white, and kids would use one-upmanship to win power on the playground, the world was simpler. A little wit and fast talk ruled. The worst thing you could do was to demean someone's mother, so... a lot of effort was put into attacking someone's mother with style. 3. Jokes you should never tell childrenI do not believe in censorship except on a personal level. I don't want a government telling anybody what they can or cannot read. However, if locker room talk isn't funny to you, please stop reading now. If you have ever been offended please do not read any further. 4. Tall talesThese are tall tall tales, but fun. 5. True storiesIt is often stated, "truth is stranger than fiction." This section proves that saying to be true. Most of these stories happened to me and my family. The rest happened to patients, friends or colleagues. I'll tell you which are which, but when it comes to patients, friends and colleagues I have changed the names to protect their ids, egos, and in some cases super egos. 6. Jokes my wife forbade me from telling againMy bride of almost 25 years tends to have a good sense of humor. Most of the time she puts up with my jokes and antics. On a few occasions she has even participated with my practical jokes.On a rare occasion, when I tell a joke that she perceives as tawdry, she will call me by my complete first name, "Philip!" and indicate with a look of motherly distain how disappointed she is in my choices. I assume she expects me to refrain from telling the offending joke again. 7. In closing, my favorite jokesI am constantly asked what is my favorite joke. This is a tough question because it depends on my mood and the audience. Please don't judge me too harshly, but here are my favorite jokes. 8. Encore CartoonsA look inside the mind of a shrink.

Wichtig: Dieses Buch ist für Bayern UND Nichtbayern gleichermaßen geschaffen und lesbar! Glauben Sie niemand! Diese Veröffentlichung ist NICHT frauenfeindlich, NICHT preußenunfreundlich, NICHT für Kinder und Jugendliche nicht geeignet und NICHT erzieherisch nicht zu empfehlen. DENN es ist ein perfektes Geschenk! Bestimmt kennen Sie jemand, den Sie nicht leiden können. HIER liegt Ihre Chance. Schenken Sie dieses Buch Ihrem liebsten Feind - sie werden lange nichts mehr von ihm hören.Natürlich können Sie dieses Buch auch jemandem schenken, den Sie gerne haben; der Effekt ist allerdings derselbe. Darum: Verschenken Sie dieses Buch an Menschen, a) die Sie nicht leiden können b) die es nicht besser verdienen c) die keinen eBook-Reader besitzen Haben Sie einfach Spaß am Lesen - Ihr Alois Hintermoser;-)

The Ultimate Funny Gift For The Lawyer or Law Professional In Your Life: 100 Jokes about Lawyers - A Hilarious Collection of Legal Humor, Courtroom Comedy & Attorney Laughs to Lighten Your Legal LoadAre you in need of a good laugh? Look no further than "100 Jokes about Lawyers" - the ultimate collection of rib-tickling one-liners, puns, and witty quips that capture the lighter side of the legal profession.From courtroom capers to law firm laughs, this book has it all. Whether you're a lawyer, law student, or just someone who appreciates a good joke, this book is guaranteed to provide endless entertainment. With 100 jokes that cover every aspect of the legal world, you'll have plenty of material to share at your next office party, law school reunion, or family gathering."100 Jokes about Lawyers" is the perfect gift for the lawyer or legal professional in your life. It's a must-have for anyone who wants to add some humor to their legal career or simply wants to enjoy some clever comedy. So why wait? Order your copy today and start laughing your way through the legal system!

Do you want to tell someone to FUCK OFF?Are you looking for a funny gift for someone special in your life? Best Bro that understands you or annoying Mother in Law?Or maybe you just want to relax and color some curse words?We got you! With this coloring book you can make a funny gift or spend a lot of time.In this coloring book you will get 50 one sided pages to color with a lot of curses.There are some USA and UK curses inside, so maybe you will learn a few new insults.Buy it now to get a few laughs alone or with friends.

A satirical view of the madness that surrounds IT project management in the 21st century. Imagine a company where they combine widely different methodologies, introduce complex stage-gates, hold really expensive offsite meetings and demand the skills of a rugby scrum coach. No wonder everyone needs to be "Agile". Sound familiar?Effie is thrown into this world by chance and she collects a motley team of misfits around her as she navigates the confusion, subterfuge and downright lies that go into setting up and governing a modern I.T. Project.In the process she uncovers a devious and corrupt plot to implode the iconic construction company she works for and sell off its worthless assets while ruining the working lives of all her friends. During the roller-coaster ride of twists and turns she also finds that truth, love and common sense are all you need - well almost! At least they seem more useful than a Powerpoint deck, a 'stand-up' wall and a bunch of architects.