Humor

Narración de las vivencias de un adicto al sexo con las diferentes parejas que tuvo a lo largo de 60 años. Una historia llena de erotismo y humor.

Life is a series of disappointments, dotted by occasional lowness, followed up with a tender apostrophe of false hope. Sometimes there is rapture. This is usually accompanied by cake. This is a book about Fibromyalgia, PCOS, abuse, bad weather, and wayward mailmen. It is also about doctors, role-playing games, conventions, public coughing, and glorious metal music. A continuation about my war with the world, highlighting my trials with chronic pain, adamant clergymen, and neighbourhood nuisances.

The story concentrates on several timelines during the childhood of a fictional boy in the Eastern Europe, few kilometers away from where the border with the Balkans area is taking shape. Although the distance doesn't matter hence the mentality, habits and places are very similar.The story concentrates on different timelines, without a fix point in time, an can variate from a young boy, around 3 years old until the maturity and beginning of the Faculty time.It's an immersive experience to describe how is the real life, with real stories and childish adventures, how the people are living and interact there, how it was the transition from communism to capitalism and how the life in all those periods. What has changed, what was the impact, a kind of concrete hands on experience in the Universe of a child that is living this with joy and enjoying any moment, regardless of the situations.It's a story where the main hero is just a normal boy presenting his colorful life, joy and fun around the people that he loves and shares his life with. But is also a story of sadness because it describes the small child missing his mother and how he was running always to meet her in the train station where he knew that she's always coming to him, without knowing she will be there or not.While reading from real stories, to weird and sometimes close to fictional, is to show that sometimes life beats the movies, that doesn't matter who we are, who we are sharing the life with, we will always come on top, learn new things and have some fun meanwhile.It's a lite story to read, to distract from the main stress in life, from any complications, just to enjoy reading and become one with the mind of a young child that is slowly discovering the world and happy to share his experience and places where he grew up.

This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes.If you're a Dad, you will love it. If you're a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father's eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father's favorite child.

Imagine picking up a book and reading the words inside, and as you read those words a picture forms in your head. Now imagine that picture represents the scenarios and circumstances described in this book. Now open your eyes and behold: you are holding the very book you just imagined. Also, this book is a great conversation starter. For example, say you are at a party and most of the guests are avoiding eye contact with you, and they keep muttering to one another that they really wish you would put on some pants; wouldn't it be great to be able to pull out a book, walk confidently up to a stranger and say, "I bet you didn't think I knew how to read!" Congratulations - you just started and ended a conversation as a winner.Above all else, this book will give you the means to own this book. When your friends, neighbors and spouses question whether or not you own this book, owning this book will be the final word on whether or not you own this book. Stop just being a person! Start being a person who owns this book!

'Everybody Loves Cricket' is a fun view of the game of Cricket. It is written in this hilarious way to document the history of cricket. ELC captures the full essence of the cricketing world from the crowd's reactions at the game, the anticipation of the batsman as he prepares to bat, and the many positions on the cricket field. Written in poetic Limerick style, it masterfully intertwines the contribution of the cricketing greats and their feats, their humble beginnings, introduces cricketers from across continents without over-embellishing their contribution. It uses the many positions on the cricket field to introduce the historical satire to you, the audience.

What happens when moms and dads go to jail? Find out in this exciting and educational children's book.

Get ready to laugh your way through the ups and downs of parenthood with "Parenting Perils: Laughing Through Parenthood." This hilarious book is a collection of witty jokes and relatable anecdotes that perfectly capture the joys and challenges of raising children. From sleepless nights to toddler tantrums, "Parenting Perils" covers it all with a delightful dose of humor. Join the author on a comical journey as they navigate the rollercoaster ride of parenting, sharing side-splitting tales of diaper disasters, mealtime mayhem, and the endless adventures of raising little ones. Whether you're a new parent seeking comedic relief or a seasoned mom or dad looking for a relatable read, this book will have you nodding your head in agreement and laughing out loud. Discover the hilarious truth about the mysterious disappearance of socks, the art of negotiating with a toddler, and the never-ending quest for a peaceful family vacation. "Parenting Perils" is a lighthearted guide that reminds us all that laughter is truly the best medicine when it comes to parenting. It offers a refreshing perspective on the everyday moments that make up family life, turning the chaos and challenges into hilarious anecdotes that you'll want to share with fellow parents. With its clever wit and relatable humor, this book is the perfect companion for any parent who needs a good laugh. It serves as a reminder that amidst the trials and tribulations of parenthood, laughter is the secret ingredient that keeps us going. So, grab a cup of coffee, find a cozy spot, and prepare to laugh your way through "Parenting Perils: Laughing Through Parenthood." It's time to embrace the funny side of parenting and find solace in the shared experiences that make this journey so wonderfully chaotic and rewarding. To see the lighter side of parenthood Get Your Copy Now!!!

Mijn 4e(!!!!) boek omvat 50 verhalen over favoriete gebeurtenissen en voorvallen: Mijn eerste gedachten, jeugd, schoolleven, werk en mijn familie. Reizen naar het buitenland, sport (voetbal, hardlopen, honkbal) en (natuurlijk!) Blues en Boogie Woogie!

Crazy and WACKY works of graffiti, product labels, etc. from around the world! You will wet your pants laughing.

Mike Francesa has been dominating New York sports talk for over 30 years. From winning countless WFAN ratings books to inspiring his own convention to deservedly becoming a member of the National Radio Hall of Fame, Mike's influence is undeniable. Since going solo in 2008, Mike has added viral sensation to his resume as some of his exchanges with callers have spread like wildfire. Now, much like a rock band, Mike has earned the right to have his own collection of greatest hits.With callers chiming in from all over the United States, Francesa has answered such pressing questions as: What are emojis?Do the New York Giants and San Francisco Giants ever get together?Will a baseball team ever go 162-0?What is the Kansas City Model?How should you act when pulled over by the cops?Is Andy Pettitte a starting pitcher?Curated and adapted by comedian/songwriter Evan Wecksell (who also penned the song "Mike Francesa"), 'Mike Francesa's Greatest Hits' takes those memorable exchanges and converts them into theatrical scenes, proving that Francesa's content is universal. (NOTE: Foreword by Chris Russo is not the 'Mad Dog, ' but rather a wrestling commentator and friend of the author - also named Chris Russo.)

Every area of a person's life may be transformed by gratitude almost immediately.Practicing gratitude as often as you can is a very effective law of attraction activity. Your frequency will rise as a result of this activity, which will put you into harmony with the cosmos.Different sorts of people will come into your life on a daily basis. You will observe that folks that appear fortunate have a lot of wonderful things in their lives, like happiness, a fine automobile, a lovely house, and money. They are appreciative of what they have, which is something else you'll notice.

Tauchen Sie ein in eine verrückte Reise in die Welt der Dinosaurier mit diesem einzigartigen Ausmalbuch! Dieses Buch präsentiert eine witzige und humorvolle Darstellung von Dinosauriern beim Toilettengang. Die Illustrationen sind voller Details und zeigen verschiedene Arten von Dinosauriern, von dem majestätischen T-Rex bis hin zum winzigen Compsognathus, die alle in unterschiedlichen Umgebungen zu sehen sind. Die Kinder werden von den humorvollen Bildern begeistert sein und ihre Fantasie anregen, während sie diese skurrile Welt der Dinosaurier ausmalen. Das Ausmalbuch ist auch eine großartige Möglichkeit für Kinder, ihre Kenntnisse über Dinosaurier zu erweitern und sich über die verschiedenen Arten zu informieren. Ob für zu Hause oder für unterwegs, dieses Ausmalbuch wird für stundenlangen Malspaß sorgen und ist das perfekte Geschenk für jeden kleinen Dinosaurier-Fan!

This side-splittingly funny and indispensable guide takes you on an uproarious journey through the ins and outs of driving. With relatable anecdotes and witty commentary, this book is your co-pilot to help you conquer your fears, avoid common mistakes, and tackle the road with confidence.Author and self-proclaimed "World's Worst Driver" Wreck-it-Winston shares hilarious experiences behind the wheel, from epic parallel parking fails to unforgettable encounters with road-rage warriors. With a witty and light-hearted approach, you will learn invaluable lessons in road safety, vehicle maintenance, and how to remain cool under pressure.Inside this entertaining handbook, you'll discover: Comical insights into the secret lives of driving instructorsHysterical tips for navigating rush hour traffic and road tripsHumorous advice on dealing with backseat drivers and overeager passengersUnforgettable stories of near-misses, automotive blunders, and epic driving failsPractical guidance on car maintenance and emergency preparednessWhether you're a new driver or a seasoned pro with a penchant for bumper cars, the "New Driver's Guide: A Hilarious Handbook for New (and Bad!) Drivers" is your ticket to enjoying the road with a smile on your face. Get ready to rev up your engine and unleash your inner speed demon (safely, of course) as you cruise through this laugh-out-loud guide to becoming the best driver you can be.

Call me old-fashioned, but where did some (not all) of people's manners go?Where did the simple "good morning" and "how are you" skedaddle off to? I'm Scarlett Raye and I'll be your tour guide, as twist and turn to our first stop to our left, as point out the obvious and humorous thing humans do. Enjoy this ride from 'Nature Calls' to 'No Sneezers Please' in this fun, lighthearted, and openly honest tell-you-like-it-is book. You'll find insightful suggestions that may have you thinking twice, or perhaps, chuckling while sipping your latte and nodding your head in agreement. Join me on the first of many adventures as we sashsay down the avenue of 'Smile, I Can Hear You' and how some manners got lost along the way.Have a manners topic you'd like me to add to my next book? I'm open to suggestions!

Weapon of Love: For couples is a divinely inspired book designed for married and intending couples with the desire to have a marriage that thrives on the word of God. It is tailored to teach key lessons of Christian marriage to couples who may be struggling to keep the ship of their marriage afloat. You sure will learn a thing or two from this book, come on board and let's enjoy the voyage together.

For generations, Jews have been gathering once a year to celebrate the great Exodus from slavery in Egypt. In 2020, the annual seder was abruptly canceled by Covid. This book, written for the Un-Seder I held in October of 2021, is a celebration of our cautious return to pre-pandemic socializing. From new answers to the four questions, to the 10 Plagues of the Trump press conferences, to all the things that helped us through the dark times (Dayenu!) The Coronaggadah tells the story of the pandemic in a way that's familiar to anyone who has ever attended a seder. Because everyone, Jew and Gentile alike, deserves a chance to raise a glass (or four) to freedom. Even if it's only the freedom to dine out.

Hace que el cuerpo segregue endorfinas, que actúan como sedantes para el cerebro. Se pueden comparar con fármacos naturales, no nocivos y sin efectos secundarios que podemos conseguir tan fácilmente como reírnos, y que nos provocan un efecto analgésico;Es un ejercicio interesante en el que intervienen unos cuatrocientos músculos, entre los que se encuentran algunos que sólo se ejercitan a través de la risa. Por estos motivos, las bromas no solo sirven para pasar un buen rato, sino que también inciden positivamente en nuestra salud y la de los que nos rodean.Un dato importante que hay que tener en cuenta es que la risa no solo ayuda a la salud física sino también a la salud psicológica. Entonces podemos decir que un país que ríe es un país en el buen camino.Este 'Libro de chistes' es un trabajo para romper tus presiones en una respuesta de sonrisas, risas y risitas.

Kids love this book!Family Friendly Halloween jokes for Kids of All Ages Wordplay and laughter in the scariest time of year! There's nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Halloween with 'Halloween jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family.

Do you need quirky questions to start great conversations when you're on a date, or having a family discussion? Do you ever wonder about things like if animals can be psychotic, or if some ants are lazier than others, or why can't we use our own poop for fertilizer instead of horse manure? Or what about wondering if too much water, or coffee, or chocolate can actually kill you? This book contains 42 wacky questions covering science, trivia, pop culture, and health/wellness, with answers provided with a good dose of humour (humor, if you're American). It's a great jumping-off point for different and unconventional topics to talk about. Plus, I like the idea of making money if you buy the book, instead of trying to find the answers by yourself on the internet. Not as easy as it looks, so enjoy the book, and have some wonderful conversations!

Stoner Coloring Book for AdultsLet your creativity flow with these trippy, kaleidoscopic designsThis premium coloring book features: 50 unique illustrations, no repeatsModern matte cover designPrinted single sided on pure white paperHigh-quality 60 lb paper stock minimizes bleed throughLarge 8.5 x 11 pagesCarefully chosen designs will provide hours of fun, stress relief, creativity, and relaxation.Each page is professionally composed to provide the highest qualityHigh-resolution printing for crisp, clear illustrationsPerfect medium for colored pencilsMakes a wonderful and unique gift

"The faculty of rationality inclines dangerously to pride, when it says; 'all I know is all that needs to be known.'" - Dr. Jordan PetersenWriting, to me at least, is reflecting, thinking, learning and asking. Much of the questions we ask circles around questions of justice. What is just? What is right? What is fair? Once we can answer these questions we may know the path to salvation, and what better salvation is there, than being gifted Eternal Life?And so I continue to scrutinize and interrogate the mechanisms my fellow man employ to somehow earn that salvation for themselves. What are these curious washing machines they buy to cleanse them from a dirt that never seem to dissipate?They're just essays. They won't hurt.Much.

* My personal email is in the back of this book, seriously, ask me any questions you might have after reading!* A true survival guide; U.S. Navy Boot Camp comes complete with a daily schedule and a week-by-week breakdown. Also includes tips, tricks, hints, and true stories from a former sailor. Don't waste your money on other books claiming to be complete, with ambiguous information and meaningless content that you can find with an internet search. You want answers? Here they are.

Over 500 mistakes and trivia from more than 70 Christmas movies, many with pictures showing you what to look for. From Home Alone to It's a Wonderful Life, via Elf and Bad Santa, even covering Die Hard and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, there'll be something about your favourite Christmas film you've never noticed or known before!Home Alone: When Kevin goes to the grocery, he buys Tide detergent. While walking home, the two bags break, but no Tide detergent falls out.Elf: Will Ferrell actually walked down Lincoln Tunnel in full costume, causing several minor accidents.Die Hard: When Hans discovers the first bad guy lying dead in the lift ("Now I have a gun - HO HO HO!") and pushes his head, the corpse is moving his head before he is hit (watch carefully). He also closes his eyes before Hans makes contact.The Muppet Christmas Carol: At the end of the film when Scrooge is going round being nice to everyone, as he's on his way to the Cratchit's house, we see in the background a shop called "Micklewhite's". This is Michael Caine's real surname.The Holiday: When the driver is taking Amanda to the airport at the end, all the dials on the car are at zero, so obviously the car is not moving at all.National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Clark Griswold in the attic watching old movies dressed in a woman's turban and gloves to keep warm is not only funny but a reference to the Norma Desmond character from "Sunset Boulevard", who watches her old films to remember her Hollywood glory days.How the Grinch Stole Christmas: After the Grinch unscrews the light bulb in the town Christmas tree, all the lights in the town go dark and the Grinch starts to take off in his sled-thing. When they show a close up of him, the lights are on. Then a few seconds later, the lights are off again.

Discover the Sweeter Side of Postponement with "The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination"

A guide to doing that taboo that you want to do so much. Ever have a crush on an older woman? Or maybe you've lusted for a girl half your age? Well this books gives tips and tricks on getting over the age difference and going for it! Or just seducing the woman of your choice. Look through forty-five different ways you can get the woman... or age appropriate girl... of your dreams. Not to mention various helpful hints and tools to get things moving.

A quirky advice book that is simple to follow. If you are looking for a profound soul changing expierence....This is for sure not it.

Relax and delve into a world of dot-to-dots made just for you! This adult dot-to-dot book of relaxing seaside images will put your mind at ease as you let your cares slip away and enjoy connecting simple and manageable numbers of dots!The puzzles in this book include a wide variety of romantic images in and around the ocean! Our professional artists will leave you with breathtaking finished images that you can color, tear out and hang up if you like. You'll be blown away by the drawings and can try to figure each one out as they gradually appear in front of your eyes. There is an answer key at the end in case you get stuck!Each image is printed on high-quality paper and every drawing is followed by a blank sheet of paper so you never have to worry about tearing individual images out of the book.You will get: Puzzles ranging from 150 to 448 dotsOcean images including lounging on the shore, going surfing, watching the sun on the water, and many more!Skip around and work up to the extreme number of dots to challenge yourselfRelaxation and stress reliefProfessionally created images that will amaze you when completed!Bonus images from our other dot-to-dot books!Answer key at the endEnjoy the puzzles and let your stress melt away!