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Things I could have said at work! This HUGE coloring book provides a perfect antidote to the stresses of everyday life. Now, you can enjoy valuable 'me time' to sit back and laugh your daily troubles away! There are one hundred pages of high quality images for you to color - including fifty side-splitting 'put downs' you wish you'd said to your boss or co-worker at the time! So, this collection of double-sided pages will provide many hours of much-needed fun, relaxation, and self-therapy for anyone who's had a bad day at work! This means it will make an ideal gift at any time of the year!This edition is a revised compendium of the following three books already published under the same series title by McGowan Publications: ISBN 978-1979424352 ISBN 978-1719201926 ISBN 978-1719201957

"Hey, are you interested in ending horrible things like racism, prejudice, discrimination, bigotry, xenophobia, antisemitism, colonialism, etc., on our planet?""Yes, of course.""How about vanquishing evil dictators and cruel despotic regimes?""Sounds delicious.""And how about bringing big bad companies and their mighty CEOs to their knees?""Sure.""And do you want to make a nasty politician resign and disappear into oblivion?""Of course.""And did you know you can do all these sitting right in your home or office?""Wow! Really? How is that possible?""Simple. Just start a personal blog, and then get an account on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, YouTube, etc.""How will that help? I don't see the connection.""They are your modern weapons to become a great Social Justice Warrior and make the world a better place to live.""I still don't understand what you are talking about."Immerse Yourself in the Hilarious World of Social Media: "Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior" Kindle Edition!Prepare for a laughter-filled journey through the captivating realm of social media with "Digital Wildfires." This humor book takes a lighthearted and witty approach to explore the hilarious, absurd, and downright entertaining moments that unfold on various social media platforms.Join the author as they navigate the digital landscape, from viral trends and meme culture to heated debates and quirky online personalities. With humorous anecdotes, clever observations, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book offers a delightful exploration of the dynamic and ever-evolving world of social media.Discover the comedy and chaos that ensue when people gather on the internet to express their opinions, share funny cat videos, and engage in endless comment threads. From bizarre online trends to amusing encounters with trolls, this book celebrates the delightful absurdities and unique experiences that come with being part of the digital age.Whether you're a seasoned social media user, an avid meme lover, or simply curious about the quirks of online culture, "Digital Wildfires" will keep you entertained and laughing from start to finish. It's a must-read for anyone who has ever experienced the joys and pitfalls of navigating the virtual world.Embrace the power of humor as you explore the fascinating world of social media, where memes, hashtags, and viral content reign supreme. Get your copy of "Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior" Kindle Edition and immerse yourself in a hilarious journey through the digital wilderness.

The Welsh Folly Book contains the stories behind sixty weird and wonderful Welsh buildings.If you enjoy unusual tales, quirky human history and delight in the ridiculous and the vain you will enjoy this book. Discover why...The undefeated American Boxing Champion Rocky Marciano lived in a Welsh Folly.6ft 3 inch Mr. Jones slept in a strange house in Conwy with his feet hanging out of the window.A pipe smoking shipping magnate upset his wife and built a folly complete with battlements.A painter from Monmouth tried to trick the devil by building a strange folly.Lord Mostyn built a track through a house with a road underneath. His strange folly is still inhabited today.These are just a few of the entertaining Welsh Follies in this book. Discover why...A rocket launched on New Year's Eve was the last resting place of a famous folly builder. His follies are visited by millions of people.A deserted lighthouse on a golden sandy beach has a strange moaning statue at its top.A future king turned his nose up when offered a stately folly castle.There is a folly in Carmarthenshire telling the story of a drunk driver's folly two hundred years ago.A gothic tower is said to steal water from Wales.Fort Williamsburg would never fire a shot in anger.There is a folly at Dunraven with a very cool secret.Discover who erected these strange buildings and why, what secrets lay hidden in their pasts and how they have been treated over the years. Folly hunters have researched odd and strange buildings but never before have the secrets of so many Welsh follies been told so comprehensively and entertainingly. Every folly has a tale to tell about the special people who built them as if the follies themselves are a window into another age or world, one which is fun and well worth exploring.Scroll up, download this eBook today and give your chuckle muscles some exercise.

Unique Gift Book - You can hand sign the Cover ♥♥♥Hilarious Wordplay and Laughs Guaranteed✓ Great Gift ★ Family Friendly ★ Age-appropriate One-liners for Kids age 8!8 Year old boys & girls will Love it!This fun, clean joke book is a great gift for birthdays or holidays, or anytime!This book is part of a series of joke books made for 5,6,7,8 and 9 year olds.

Immerse yourself in the enchanting world of the world's largest rodent with our comprehensive volume, " Capybara Chronicles." This meticulously researched and passionately penned journey unravels the captivating lives of these South American gentle giants, uncovering their rich history, intricate social structures, unique behaviors, and invaluable contribution to the ecosystem.Journey with us from the capybara's ancient roots through to the modern day, where we examine their influence in folklore, media, and our own shared cultures. This remarkable book is not merely a written account but a visual spectacle as well, featuring an extensive array of beautiful, full-color photographs that capture the capybara's everyday moments in stunning detail.Whether wading through their natural wetland habitats or exploring their presence in zoos and parks worldwide, the capybara's story is lovingly celebrated in this book. Uncover the pros and cons of domestic capybaras, delve into the fascinating science that continues to reveal more about these creatures, and reflect on our shared responsibility to protect and coexist with these remarkable rodents."Capybara Chronicles" offers a depth of understanding that transcends the usual animal biography. It's a call to recognize our connection to nature and our capacity to respect and protect it. With this book, we invite you to join us in celebrating the incredible story of capybaras. This is a must-read for nature lovers, animal enthusiasts, and anyone fascinated by the diversity of life on our planet.Allow the magic of the capybara's world to charm and inspire you. Get your copy today and step into the world of these extraordinary creatures.

EDITORIAL REVIEWS "Shawn Trautman is one of the best storytellers I've ever come across! Not just stories, he shares real life experiences that make you happy, sad & everything in between. Get your thinking cap on be ready to engage as you just might find yourself in a few more conversations because of him." -Tammy Coleman "I love your writings, how could anyone not? So descriptive and exactly what we want to hear about everyday life, thank you!" - Maggie Deuchers "Shawn has a penchant for turning ordinary experiences into extra-ordinary teachable moments. In this book, seemingly unpretentious ventures will awaken your senses to the nuances of life, how to embrace them and truly live abundantly." - Betsy Wolfe, RN "This is such an uplifting book filled with positive stories. You will laugh and open your mind to the great joy life offers." - Diane Surratt "Shawn's stories are captivating as he has a unique way of drawing you in and making you feel like you're there. I have always encouraged Shawn to put his stories in a book and am so glad he finally did it." - Mo Hensley "Shawn Trautman has a way with words. If you find yourself weary or your heart is burdened, he can tell you a story that puts a smile back on your face and restores your faith in your fellow man." - Glenda York DESCRIPTION Embark on an extraordinary journey through the pages of this captivating non-fiction gem, a book that will ignite your soul, uplift your spirit, make you burst out laughing, and leave you with a renewed zest for life. In this feel-good masterpiece, real-life stories of triumph, resilience, and transformation take center stage, reminding us that the human spirit is capable of remarkable feats. Prepare to be inspired as you delve into the lives of ordinary people who have defied the odds, overcome obstacles, and found profound meaning in their journeys. These remarkable individuals have faced adversity head-on, emerging stronger, wiser, and more determined than ever. Their stories will touch the deepest corners of your heart, igniting a spark of hope and igniting a fire within you. From tales of personal growth and self-discovery to heartwarming accounts of acts of kindness and compassion, Cherry Picking the Good will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions. You'll celebrate alongside these everyday heroes as they find the courage to put others first, embrace their authentic selves, and make a positive impact on the world around them. As you immerse yourself in these captivating narratives, you'll realize that you, too, possess an untapped reservoir of strength and resilience. Through the stories of these incredible individuals, you'll uncover practical wisdom, valuable life lessons, and empowering insights that will guide you towards your own personal transformation. From the science of gratitude to the art of positive self-talk, each chapter is filled with actionable advice and inspiring anecdotes that will help you shift your perspective and start living your best life. Let this book be your guiding light, a source of inspiration during challenging times and a reminder that within every obstacle lies an opportunity for growth. The pages are filled with a profound sense of optimism and a belief in the inherent goodness of humanity. As you read, you'll be reminded that even in the darkest of moments, there is always a glimmer of hope, a ray of light that can lead us towards a brighter future. So, open your heart, open your mind, and embark on a journey that will leave an indelible mark on your soul. This feel-good non-fiction masterpiece is more than just a collection of stories; it's a catalyst for personal growth, an invitation to embrace the beauty of the human experience, and a reminder that we all have the power to create our own extraordinar

How do you take your coffee?Ms Prosperina is a genetic monster trying to take over the world by spiking the coffee at her Starry Eyed Coffee Hut chain ... and she'll stop at nothing.It's up to her unwitting creator, the geneticist Professor Quan, to stop her. In an attempt to correct his mistake, Professor Quan creates a network of people with the power of true love genetically coded within them. They alone might resist Ms Prosperina's attempt to change the course of humanity.Everything hangs in the balance when Eddie, altered at birth by Quan's genetic mutation powder, fails to follow his pre-ordained destiny. The trauma of his father's death has left Eddie drifting through a meaningless life and has caused him to stray from Quan's master plan.Will Quan succeed in helping Eddie regain the light behind his eyes and will they succeed in foiling Ms Prosperina's evil plans?Could the world really end at General Beauregard's 24-hour fried chicken restaurant?

When Kay Bolden sets out at age 55 to solo hike the legendary Camino de Santiago, little does she suspect the dramas that await: a stormy night trapped in a brothel, a rogue 17th century ghost clamoring for escape, a Carpathian warrior disguised as God--not to mention the hazards of wayward Spanish sheep. Undeterred, she journeys on through Europe, South America and the Caribbean, learning that senior travel is not for the young and unseasoned. In Breakfast with Alligators, Bolden leads us on a playful romp over land and sea, where even a quiet breakfast of catfish étouffée can turn into a staring contest with an alligator. Through it all, she paints a vibrant portrait of what it means to age adventurously.

If you're looking for funny waiter jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Brand new in February 2019 this chefs joke book is quite possibly the best collection of chef jokes you will find anywhere.Some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best chef humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a chef, a keen cook, and of course it will also make a great gift for a chef too, so download it now!

Discover a world of laughter and fun with "Dog Jokes for Dogs and Kids Too," a delightful collection of dog-themed humor that's perfect for children, their four-legged friends, and anyone who loves a good chuckle! This charming book is packed with jokes, riddles, and puns that will keep both kids and dogs entertained."Dog Jokes for Dogs and Kids Too" is the perfect gift for dog lovers, joke enthusiasts, and anyone looking to add a little more laughter to their lives. Grab a copy today and embark on a tail-wagging adventure filled with barks, giggles, and endless fun!

In his second collection of humorous essays, comedian, Greg Scarnici recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on New York's Fire Island. From tea dances in Fire Island Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like. Highlights include being crowned the Worst Drag Queen in Cherry Grove, getting innocently lured to a "sex dungeon" that was actually a 3X4 garden shed, and riding the ferry as his alter ego, Levonia, every Fourth of July with two hundred other drag queens during the annual Invasion of The Pines.Along the way, Scarnici weaves in some of the history of Cherry Grove, and introduces some of its most colorful characters. Find out what it's like to slap on a synthetic wig on a ninety-degree afternoon, hook up in the notorious Meat Rack, and party on the beach until the sun rises during the annual Pines Party. "Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis." -Michael Musto, NewNowNext"Greg has given me the greatest gift - hearing his stories is like getting to eavesdrop and spy on my favorite misfit boys until I'm clutching my pearls and gasping."- Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live"I'm still not sure if I should be flattered or sue over the story of mine Greg shares, but since the rest of his Fire Island tales are painted in equally hilarious and scandalous shades, I'm just gonna keep my attorney on retainer in case this becomes a movie." - Sherry Vine, Drag DivaGreg Scarnici's other books include his debut collection of humorous essays, "I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This", his parody of Madonna's SEX book entitled, "SEX IN DRAG", and his upcoming parody of a vintage gay porn magazine, "Hot Rods".

In this lesson on how to find love when everyone is awful, Jordan West sets out to prove a simple theory: while the ultimate goal for a man is to find that low-level lunatic he can learn to live with, the ultimate goal for a woman is to find that one special asshole that doesn't make her any crazier than she already is. West carefully and comically weeds through the wake of her disastrous romantic past, juxtaposing it against all of our favorite famous couples that have exhibited crazy/asshole behavior. From Sid and Nancy, to the Ken and Barbie Killers, Jordan even drops in to take a stab at the Trumps in this ruthless relationship satire.Maybe you're single and tired of scraping along the bottom of the dating pool only to wind up in a repetitive relationship that leaves you worse off than you were to begin with. Or maybe you're currently in the passenger seat of a relationship that's slowly driving you to the madhouse. All Men are Assholes (...And All Women are Crazy) serves as the ideal guide to help you figure out where you land on the crazy/asshole scale and how to navigate through the herd of ineligible suitors to find that one perfect mate who is just as awful as you are.

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

What is Quite Interesting?Obliviousness is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and its freshness is withered.This book is a distillation of the attempts of many individuals to understand the world around them, but is mainly indebted to the IQ research team, a group of people with a high rate of curiosity, low boredom and a certain art in the ask difficult questions.What is the most dangerous animal that has ever lived?Half of the human beings who have died so far, perhaps 45 billion people, have been killed by female mosquitoes (males only bite plants).Mosquitoes carry over 100 life-threatening diseases, including malaria, yellow fever, dengue, encephalitis, filariasis and elephantiasis. Even today they kill one person every twelve seconds.If you think you're too small to count for anything, try sleeping in one closed room with a mosquito.

Offend Me: A Highly Offensive Adult Coloring Book is not your typical coloring book. It's not for the faint of heart or those easily offended. If you're looking for a coloring book that will push the boundaries and challenge your sense of humor, this is the book for you. Inside, you'll find a collection of illustrations that are meant to shock and offend. With profanity-laced quotes and repeating patterns, this coloring book is designed to make you laugh and gasp in equal measure. But don't worry, there's a method to the madness. Studies have shown that coloring can be a relaxing and therapeutic activity, and what better way to blow off some steam than by coloring in some offensive illustrations? So, grab your markers or colored pencils and get ready to let loose with Offend Me: A Highly Offensive Adult Coloring Book. Whether you're feeling angry, frustrated, or just need a good laugh, this book has something for everyone. Just be warned, this book is not for the easily offended or those with delicate sensibilities.

Make your man feel like a king with the right compliments Are you looking for new ways to make your husband feel appreciated?Perhaps you're running out of sweet things to say to make him feel loved?Do you feel like some unique compliments will help add a bit of spice to your marriage? Well, this guide is packed with hundreds of ideas for amazing compliments to say to your husband.All you have to do is get a copy of this book for yourself and get on with making the man in your life feel like a king.

If you're looking for DIY jokes and funny handyman jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Some of these gags are old, but some of them are new, most of them will hit the nail on the head and will make you smile that's for sure. The book is brand new in February 2019.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best handyman jokes and puns.This will make a great gift for a handyman or if you consider yourself a DIY expert, you should get it for yourself.Either way, if you fancy a good laugh, simply buy this book now!

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

This book is designed to enrich the brain with exercise and enhance the performance of students academically, especially kids and teenagers.This book contains brain exercise riddles that will enable the brain to be active all days.Are you looking for that amazing riddle book? Here it is!!!After reading, If you found the book amazing, please leave an honest review on your favorite store....Thank you...

编辑推荐王安忆的长篇《一把刀，千个字》从清袁枚的 "月映竹成千个字，霜高梅孕一身花"进入，以一位淮扬名厨非同寻常的成长经历为叙述线索，他生于东北的冰雪之地，记忆却从因避难而被携来上海寄居的亭子间开始。古人道，礼失求诸野，他启蒙于祖辈扬州乡厨的鲜活广博，蜕变于上海淮扬系大师的口授身传，后来在纽约法拉盛成为私人定制宴席的大厨......就如他精神世界的启蒙源自《红楼梦》《黄历》《易经》一样，不同地域间的舌尖上的美味，其实开阔出另外一番融汇了天地与自然体悟的精妙世界，而时代更迭与反复冲刷席卷下的个人命运与抉择，也呈现了多重视角与评述体系下的民间记忆。《一把刀，千个字》先期在《收获》杂志发表，得到广泛的关注和好评，读者和评论者都被王安忆在本书中展现的人物、故事、内涵赞佩不已。思考的深沉，功力的深厚，情感的深潜，表达的精巧，王安忆的长篇小说创作更上一层楼。 内容简介一把刀，故事从谁讲起？ 千个字，写到哪里结束？刀工秀气，字写深沉，在人间烟火的张力中，诘问、思辨、不断挖掘人性 "一把刀"，杀鱼斩骨，从上海到纽约，刀下无数佳肴。"千个字"，花前月下，竹影如人，认不清，写不完。 来自中国的陈诚，靠一手厨艺在纽约法拉盛谋生。姐姐不时带美国男友来弟弟家吃饭，姐姐尖刻，弟媳爽快，二人时有言语较量。姐姐的男友知一二中文，似懂非懂之间常常插进点睛之语，令人或捧腹或惊诧。陈诚的父亲与一众朋友，闲聊中常有碰撞，带着老一辈的认真执着。 陈诚少小离家，寄人篱下，沉默内向。以往父母工作繁忙的时代，姐姐掌管家务大事，敢想敢做。父母的性格也如姐弟俩，父亲平稳持重，母亲活泼多思。一家人动静兼容，倒也和睦。 生活轨迹的改变与社会动荡相关，陈诚被送到上海和嬢嬢相依度日。孤僻的嬢嬢给了他文化的开蒙和谋生的本事，里弄的生活给了他可靠的朋友和意外的妻子。而消失的母亲，一直深刻而无形地对父亲、姐姐和他产生影响，给他们增添了许多故事，许多幸与不幸。多年以后，嬢嬢去世，陈诚回上海奔丧。睹物思人，抚今追昔，少年时的谜团不解自开，唯有感慨无法言说。

Raised on a mega ranch and wheat farm in "West River," South Dakota, I capitalized life with my brother Terry, who was one step older than me. The "spread" owned by my uncles and dad gave us unlimited opportunities as high-energy and unbridled kids bent on exploits.As a kid and teenager, I was gifted or cursed with a bent for adventure and coloring outside the lines of societal normalcy. Or maybe it was a lack of understanding of the consequences of my idiocracy. If I ever had an "Off switch," I never found it. Some boys are born with daring, or is it stupid? That was me.The accounts in my first book, LITTLE OUTHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, documented some of my earlier brushes with death and acts of foolishness and sometimes courage. This volume moves from my childhood to my twenties in the 1940s-1960s on the Dakota prairie.Several years ago, the comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, made famous his comic routine: You Might Be a Redneck, If .... He would complete the phrase with a hilarious take on a unique characteristic of a "redneck." With this in mind, You Know You're in South Dakota When ..., in The Little Outhouse on the Prairie Series, is proffered with the same tongue-in-cheek humor. If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? Published by Burkhart Books, Bedford, Texaswww.BurkhartBooks.com

In this busy world, you are neglecting you. Reading this book will give you insights on getting connected to your inner child. Our goal is to bring your creative side out, that you have been told to suppress. By incorporating a little mindfulness into our lives and obtaining great results, we want to share this experience with our readers. Most of the books available today are a thousand pages long that leave people looking for keywords they can take home or any helpful tips or hints that they can use. We are not trying to test your reading speed. This book is succinct and condensed to only include what matters and what will be practical. We have included our illustrations for this book. So go ahead and give it a read... for you.

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit.

A fun romp through limericks, haiku, and assorted poetic forms. It is a wonderful book if you need a lift. Perfect travel size edition.

Thought you could sit back and relax? You're not alone! Take a look at some others who thought the same thing. From teachers to nurses to truckers - meet some fellow hopefuls who've had to give up the good life and return to the workplace. A fun cartoon follow up to the wildly popular "Living Together After Retirement " by TEN CATS cartoonist Graham Harrop

Electrician JokesIf you're looking for electrician jokes and funny electrical jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Electrician jokes are always current! Let's face it, it takes a real bright spark to come up with electrical jokes and puns. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to conductor a conversation using electrician jokes.Brand new for Summer 2019, this electrician joke book contains some gags that are old, but some of them are current, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best electrician jokes and puns.This book is ideal as a gift for an electrician you know, or for yourself. It is full of funny gags - and you're bound to laugh at them until it Hertz, so buy this book now!

Don't worry. I know things are looking pretty grim, and many folks want to get out of the wild ride before they crash and burn. But all in all, there are still birds and butterflies in the parks, hot dogs are still great with mayonnaise, the Dungeons & Dragons movie was not total crap, and somewhere near you right now, a mother loves her child. So, in the immortal words of Mad Magazine: "What Me Worry?"

María Ilusionada es una chica risueña, feliz de la vida, que además cree en los hombres amorosos y en las hadas madrinas mágicas que cumplen deseos. Admiradora de Bárbara Cartland, hasta los huesos, por eso hace caso a todos sus consejos amorosos. A su vida llega el príncipe que toda princesa desea y es cuando se convierte en la chica más feliz del universo. ¿Realmente es lo que parece? Descúbrelo en otra fascinante historia que te hará viajar por varias emociones. ¡Dios nos bendiga!

When Gayle Carline clawed her way into her local newspaper office and groveled until they gave her a weekly humor column, she worried about not having enough material. Then she took a look at her life. Nearly every week something in her house or car needs repair, her son doesn't know why being able to see his carpet is a big deal, and her husband believes less is more, especially when it comes to communication. In What Would Erma Do, she chronicled her first two years as a paid exaggerator. Now she's back with two more years of merriment, along with editorial high jinks and readers' opinions. It's the most fun she's ever had without a credit card.

The Encyclopedia of Dad Jokes is jam-packed full of really funny jokes (that don't suck), and that will make you laugh out loud no matter what age or gender you are. They'll make you the funniest person at home, work, the checkout line at the gas station, and yes, even the donut shop if you're a police officer.My mission for this book... is to bring more laughter into this crazy world we live in. It doesn't matter who we are, a little laughter each day can go a long way. This book also puts an end to stupid dad jokes Frankly, I got tired of the stale, worn-out, somewhat funny dad jokes going around, many times making dad's look stupid and dorky. So, since I identify myself as the Godfather of Dad Jokes, I felt it was my solemn duty to step it up a bit with actual hilarious jokes. I can't forget to say... this book makes a great gift so make sure to have several copies on hand to give to the joke lovers in your life. Actually, anybody who is a dad, ever wanted to be one, or who ever had a dad. Order several copies please, I need a vacation.: -)I personally handpicked every joke for my laughing pleasure. Ah... I mean, yours. Much love and lots of laughs in your life. God Bless.- Nick HetcherSelf-proclaimed "Godfather of Dad Jokes"