Humor

TJ Plays Ball is a children's book following the journey of Terrell Proctor Jr. being introduced to the broad variety of styles, sizes, and functions of different balls by his loving Grandmother. Will TJ be able to play with every single ball by the end of the day? Find out in this loving story about a little black boy who wants to just have fun.

Una novel-la feroçment divertida. Humor, amor sense ximpleries i intriga en estat pur.OPINIONS DE CLIENTS: Per Andrés.Molt bona. És millor que el primer llibre. Moltes vegades costa desenvolupar noves trames o bé es fan repetitives. Però no és el cas.Sempre he pensat que si Santiago Segura, o altres directors de cinema espanyols, llegiren aquest tipus d'històries intentarien comprar els drets. Per Isabel.Totalment recomanable.No m'ha decebut en absolut aquesta segona part, al contrari, m'ha enganxat exactament igual que la primera. M'agraden moltíssim els personatges, tant els que ja coneixíem com els nous. Per Juan MallolsPerfecte.M'ha semblat genial, una segona part excepcional i molt recomanable sobretot si has llegit la primera. Plena de divertides situacions en uns escenaris corrents i recognoscibles. Per Jose.Divertit.És la comèdia més divertida de la temporada. No us la podeu perdre. Els personatges cobren vida. L'autor.Ara sí, et deixe amb aquesta colla de bojos meravellosos que són els personatges d'aquesta novel-la.

We are exposed to nonsense in the form of nursery rhymes from an early age. A little later in life, we come upon such books as Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and perhaps Edward Lear's A Book of Nonsense or Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and we don't think twice about their colorful dream-like settings and their whimsical nonsense. We come upon humor magazines and comics and we learn of the antics of Monty Python and others on television. The point is that nonsense humor has a long tradition not only in our culture, but also in our lives. Nonsense and Peppermilk is at least as nonsensical as the above, if not more so. The characters are roughly sketched, and fly by and change often as if they were part of a wild dream. The plots also change, as if they cannot decide on where exactly they are going. And yet there is a string, a golden thread, either in the book or in our mind that seems to give it meaning. Filled with puns and jokes, word play and surreal images, this book contains no extremely foul language or ideas, so it would be safe for children. Nonsense and Peppermilk is meant to be humorous - good clean fun for everyone of any age.

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The first book published by everybody's favourite hyperliterate Glaswegian Tourettist gay dad, that tirelessly scribbling scriptomaniac to whom circumspection is alien and discretion is an abstract, is a series of essays on topics of personal interest as diverse as the British domestic energy market, canine husbandry, faith healing, the Royal Family, getting the snip (thank God for commas, what what!), and the hazards of dating in middle age - I know, trying to date the right sex would have helped, I suppose! - and so, so, Just SO much more! Enjoy!

How is Ingrid related to Elsa and Anna? By what name is Prince Charming known in Storybrooke? Who brought magic to Storybrooke? Amaze your friends and family with all things related to the Once Upon a Time TV series! If you know your TV series, there are 100 questions sure to riddle even the most die hard fan! Ready to take the challenge? Once Upon a Time Trivia Quiz Book today!

More than 700 mistakes and bits of trivia from all 23 of Marvel's Infinity Saga movies, including over 70 images. Plot holes, behind the scenes info, continuity mistakes and cameos.Avengers: Endgame: In the final battle, Wasp and Ant-Man are in the van trying to get the quantum tunnel operational. We cut back to the fight and we can see Ant-Man there too, fighting in his giant form.The Incredible Hulk: Paul Soles, who portrays the character Stanley, was the voice of Dr. Bruce Banner for the 1966 cartoon of The Incredible Hulk. The name "Stanley" is itself likely a reference to Hulk co-creator Stan Lee.Iron Man 2: In the scene where Mickey Rourke is in the laboratory discussing how long it will take him to reproduce the robots, his glasses change position from him wearing them or not throughout the conversation.Captain America: The Winter Soldier: At the end on Nick Fury's gravestone, under his name is the passage from Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset..." This was the start of a big monologue made famous by Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction.Spider-Man: Homecoming: The ferry splits in half down the middle, enough so the water is flooding in dramatically as the split grows. There is no possible way that the two halves of the ferry could have remained afloat like that. It would have sunk immediately.Thor: Ragnarok: When Thor is strapped in the chair we can hear the music from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; specifically an instrumental version of Pure Imagination.

NEW YORK TIMES Bestselling AuthorWhat if you could know exactly what your friends are thinking? High school student Winter Reynolds can, but there's a catch...She can only read people's thoughts when she's kissing them.When a member of the track team is murdered, Winter has an opportunity to use her special ability to find the killer. Trouble is, kissing everyone on the track team isn't such a good idea when you have a new boyfriend. Talk about complications!Should Winter persevere using her secret power to catch the murderer still in their midst, even if it means risking her relationship with her one true love?

This novelty book looks legit at first glance, but as the victim looks closer, they'll see that the entire book is made up of this repeating text: "Move out. Get a job. Go to college." This is perfect for a gag gift to anyone turning 19. The title of the book shows as "Exciting Things You Can Do, Now That You're 19". Hilarious and fun book to leave out at any social gathering! Leave a copy out at school, work, or wherever you want a laugh. Makes a great white elephant gift or funny birthday gift! Makes a great prank too! Don't forget to record their reactions! Also, the back cover of the book reads, "Throughout the years, your parents always told you to wait. The wait is over! Now that you're a mature person with plenty of wants and needs, its time to live life! You're not a child anymore and its about time that you were allowed to do things you weren't before. To help you get started, this book focuses on the wonderful things you can do now that you're really an adult!"

In elementary school, kids are taught that they should edit and revise before they hand something in. Somehow those lessons often get pushed to the side as kids grow up and enter other stages of life. The result: tweets that are filled with spelling mistakes and factual mistakes, or that make statements that, well, perhaps should not be made.This is a book for those who would like to plan out (or should plan out) their tweets before they can be seen by the masses. Consider it a journal for social media. But it's also a book to give to those people who constantly put their feet in their mouths.Whether you take the book seriously or use it as a gag gift, keep it wherever thinking takes place -- in the car, on the bedroom nightstand, in the bathroom, the list goes on and on. No one will judge you, especially when you revise.

In 2009, on a quite irrelevant balcony in Gozo, Tom and Jodie threw together a plan inspired by Mark Beaumont, Bill Beaumont and some cheap Maltese wine. It involved ditching their lives, picking up two bikes and exploring rugby in 29 countries across the world, although the plan also involved going back to the corner shop for some more Maltese wine. It is thought to be the largest and most ambitious rugby-cycling journey ever to have been planned from that particular balcony.

Before Uber and Lyft changed the face of personal transportation, there were taxis. Even in mid-sized cities, cabbies made a living getting people around town. Most of it was boring and routine. But, every once in a while, interesting things happened.These are the stories.

Dear Dumbasses: God here, or as I'd like to be referred to in this here publication, Red. In celebration of the Return of Christ we bring you a new book in the Bible, The Epiphany of Saint Eddie. Yay! This book has everything! The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the devil, death, angels, demons, cowboys, pirates, puppet shows, ME, and of course weed! Lots and lots of weed! So, if you're of age and it's legal in your area, get some weed and get totally lit. For you folks who either can't or won't for whatever reason (health, prison, whatnot), well, you should probably read a different book. This shit just won't be funny otherwise (or make sense). This new expanded 2nd. edition includes a musical score available on SoundCloud. There's also plenty of fun to be had on our website. So, go find some weed and click thy Bics! Um...I guess that's it. Let's get this Apocalyptic party started!Sincerely Your Loving Creator, Red (aka. God)

World's Worst Songwriter: A Hilarious Collection of Crappy Song LyricsPrepare yourself for a comical journey into the chaotic and melodically disastrous world of the World's Worst Songwriter! In this side-splitting book, readers are introduced to an incredibly gifted individual who possesses an unparalleled talent for crafting the most hilariously terrible song lyrics known to humankind.Buckle up as you dive headfirst into an assortment of musical mishaps, witnessing the World's Worst Songwriter unleash a symphony of cringe-worthy rhymes, nonsensical metaphors, and mind-bogglingly bad choruses. Each page promises a fresh wave of laughter and disbelief as you discover the depths of musical ineptitude that this talented anti-lyricist can achieve.Throughout the book, you'll encounter a riotous collection of song lyrics. Some are heart-wrenching ballads and some are power songs, but all of them are horrible enough to make you see the lighter side of writing a song.Perfect for music lovers with a penchant for humor and those who can appreciate the art of failure, this book offers a fresh take on the world of songwriting. Whether you're an aspiring musician, a dedicated shower singer, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh, World's Worst Songwriter is a delightful escape into a world where bad lyrics reign supreme.So grab your sense of humor, put on your headphones (though you might want to keep the volume low), and prepare to embark on a journey through the most cringe-worthy, yet hopefully entertaining, song lyrics ever written. World's Worst Songwriter is a must-read for anyone who enjoys the lighter side of music and isn't afraid to embrace the absurdity that sometimes accompanies creative endeavors. Get ready to cringe The author intends no offense by anything in this book. While this book does not have explicit language or other detailed explicit scenarios, it does deal with topics such as love and heartbreak, which could be difficult for young kids. Therefore, it is not recommended for a young age group.

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This novelty book looks legit at first glance, but as the victim looks closer, they'll see that the entire book is made up of this repeating text: "Move out. Get a job. Go to college." This is perfect for a gag gift to anyone turning 20. The title of the book shows as "Exciting Things You Can Do, Now That You're 20". Hilarious and fun book to leave out at any social gathering! Leave a copy out at school, work, or wherever you want a laugh. Makes a great white elephant gift or funny birthday gift! Makes a great prank too! Don't forget to record their reactions! Also, the back cover of the book reads, "Throughout the years, your parents always told you to wait. The wait is over! Now that you're a mature person with plenty of wants and needs, its time to live life! You're not a child anymore and its about time that you were allowed to do things you weren't before. To help you get started, this book focuses on the wonderful things you can do now that you're really an adult!"

"NOT translated into 47 languages!"-Tri-Lingual Reviewer "Reviewers scream...and then pass out!"-Unconscious Critic "If you love the English language...you should put this book down. NOW!"-Webster's Dictionary

This book is one man's quest to rid himself of all his psychological demons by exorcising them with self-deprecating humor.By day, Corey Deitz is a radio personality. By night, he's just another poor, neurotic slob curling up in a fetal position and sobbing like a little girl in the corner of a room. Deitz has issues and doesn't mind putting them on display in the hopes the reader will realize in comparison, he is not as bad off as he or she thought.This book is a landmark in understanding the human mind and the author should be commended for allowing his pathetic fears, mental ticks, and social anxieties to be put on display like a piece of salmon at Sigmund Freud's favorite delicatessen.Deitz's philosophy is clear: why pay hundreds of dollars to a shrink with a fancy business card when this book is dirt cheap. In a world full of pretentious psychiatrists and expensive couches, Shut Up: We All Have Issues is a fresh look at getting your head straight at futon prices.

Mullah Nasruddin (Nasreddin Hoca), the eight-centuries-old "wise fool" character originating from Turkey and the Levant, is the subject of thousands of funny, wise tales, jokes, and anecdotes told across the Middle and Far East and retold today around the world. Carefully chosen from beloved authentic sources, these short stories and folk tales are certain to bring readers a smile, nod, or chuckle of self-recognition on every page.More than one hundred of Mullah Nasruddin's most enduring, endearing stories, gathered here by an award-winning author, will amuse, illuminate, and captivate readers of all ages with his ageless, unique humor and universal humanity.

Phatman and Picard use their upside-down brain drawer to escape my mind and flee from an atheist Harvey; in hopes of finding Godzilla.

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

Wonder Woman was the first female superhero, spirit of truth She is strong, fast, smart, beautiful, and she can fly. She is a champion of love, peace, and justice.Here are 200 steely and fun facts about Wonder Woman.

Mechanic JokesIf you're looking for funny mechanic jokes, you've certainly come to the right place as this collection of mechanic jokes will leave you exhausted with laughter.This set of jokes for mechanics in this book will get you roaring with laughter. There are short jokes, long jokes, story jokes about mechanics, puns and gags and as a bonus a chapter on funny pick-up lines for mechanics.Some of these mechanic gags are cheesy, and some of these mechanics jokes will drive you around the bend, but they will all definitely make you laugh out loud.Brand new in 2019, you are bound to enjoy this bumper collection of the very best mechanics jokes and puns. It will make a great gift for a mechanic too, that's for sure.Either for you or for a friend, this mechanics joke book will be a fun read, so buy it now!

Talk to the boss. You might be getting fired. Unpaid parking tickets. Your attention is required. Doctor says bend over and cough. Hot step mom wants to help you get off. THIS couch, for money, is where you must goes. Sometimes a fireman needs to empty his hose. In bed with one lover. the other hides away. ordered a pizza. Can't afford to pay. Picked up a hitch hiker. She can't thank you enough. You wound up in prison and it's gonna get rough. HOT step sister and friend stole your PS4. You got caught shoplifting at your favourite store. You went for a massage that came with a feel. You met with a realtor but only closed one deal. The plumber is here. Your pipes need to be cleaned. Step-sister is stuck in the washing machine.

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The perfect gift for anyone including yourself. A collection of images that will arouse, surprise and entertain.

Kids...they grow up so fast. This humorous and heartwarming book offers advice for your children as they leave their nest and go off to college.

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to perfectly charge the mind. This is mental fitness and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed.NUMBRICKS - A logical puzzle. It is a rectangular grid, in some cells of which there are numbers. It is required to fill empty cells in such a way that all numbers are connected in series, horizontally or vertically. Moving diagonally is not allowed.400 unique puzzles. + 500 sudoku and maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. All puzzles have only 1 proven solution. The answers are at the end of the book.This is a great book for spending free time. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

#1 International Best Seller in two categories. This book is funny, insightful and powerful! The upside of an upside-down upbringing, author Lonnee Rey empowers readers to move past the impact of a 'lousy mom.' It isn't a 'heavy' book. In fact, it is a quick read that can you make sense of the insanity, finally.Universal truths and witty one-liners will serve you for the rest of your life, for truly these are life lessons learned from turning lemons into lemonade.The author is all-too-familiar with the guilt, pain, and loss of self-esteem suffered in the hands of a mother who did not want to be a mother. She gets it, and then shows you how to break free of it. Lonnee is your guide, and this, your guide book to better times...no matter what your messed-up mother told you!

Dies sind Geschichten um und über einen liebenswerten Chaoten, der ständig gegen die Tücken des Alltags kämpft und diesen Kampf regelmäßig verliert. Erst hat er kein Glück, dann kommt auch noch Pech dazu. Alles was er auch anpackt, endet im Chaos. Dabei liegen Tragik und Komik dich beianander. Dennoch stellt man beim Lesen fest, dass ein bisschen Neumann in uns allen steckt. Der Autor verbindet mit eigenen Erlebnissen und Kommentaren die abgeschlossenen Geschichten zu einem unterhaltsam, komischen Ganzen. Dabei kommen aber auch berührende und nachdenkliche Momente nicht zu kurz.Dies ist ein Buch, das ein breites Grinsen hinterlässt.