Humor

Side-Effects is a collection of humorous as well as serious modern poems in rhythms called meters. Many of them are inspired by the poetry of Ogden Nash and show how even modern poems can be set to meter and that rhythm can be coupled with, or essential to, creating humor. Traditional forms, like ottava rima, which uses eight-line stanzas, are used, but the poems remain modern, light and entertaining.

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags.This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor.This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Do not delay, and buy it now!

The book is collection of quotes for the successful marriage and motivates them to keep their relationship healthy and increases the faith in the institution called marriage.

Urbandictionary.com's slogan is "Define Your World" - serving more than 1.5 million visitors each month. Urban Dictionary has become the defacto place for gritty and witty definitions, many outright raunchy definitions in a look at our ever-changing language. There's no denying that the website definitions are often overtly sexual. Cam D. Mara has combed the site in order to curate this book and fill it with the most hilarious and sometimes questionable definitions.Packed with 100 of the funniest definitions we could find. It's more than just a book, it's a look into the less dignified corners of our culture and gives eye-opening insight into our relationship with sex and intimacy. Cam D. Mara's commentary is a welcome jovial relief. A perfect gag gift, or welcome novelty for your bathroom bookshelves, a coffee table or guest room.The contents of this book contain both commentary, illustrations and curation by Cam d. mara. Quotes are obtained from urbandictionary.com are attributed to the authors and are their own work. Commentary, curation and imagery allow for them to be used under fair use. This book is a novelty, gag item and definitions are not attributed to cam d. mara and commentary are not to be taken seriously

Go-go bars as a cultural asset, dentists, chicken's feet, soapy massage, trousers, being struck by lightning, tattoos, luck, breast enhancements, beards and being a foreigner - these are just some of the aspects of living in Pattaya, Thailand's most exciting city, that come within range of Kuhn Pobaan's seeing eye in this lively and revealing book.Originally published as The View from the Hill in the leading fortnightly Pattaya Today, each chapter takes a light-hearted but incisive look at the quirky side of living in a city that is unusual even by Thai standards. Firmly in the foreground of this idyllic setting is Mrs Pobaan, the author's long-suffering wife whose innocence provides the perfect balance for her husband's merciless wit.For those who want to know what it's really like living in paradise, or for those fellow residents who want to compare notes with another foreigner filled with wonderment, joy and occasional confusion, If you can't stand the fun, stay out of the go-go is the perfect Pattaya primer.

Holmes presents a collection of classic sudoku to perfectly charge the mind. Cool Sudoku fitness and energy for the brain. KaKuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed. Sudoku puzzle killer - you need to fill in the empty cells with numbers from 1 to 9, each of the numbers should appear only once in each row and column of the 9x9 square. The sum of all numbers in the cell must match the number printed in the corner. They can be called figurative or geometric, they also have names (Sums Sudoku, Sums Number Place, Samunamupure, Kikagaku Nampure, Sudoku). 400 unique Sudoku puzzles. + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed. + 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed. Only 1 verified solution. All answers are at the end of the book. Exclusive puzzles. Good mind support in excellent form. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration. I hope you enjoy the book. Best regards, Basford Holmes

Frasi e aforismi divertenti sul matrimonio, per prendere in giro chi si deve sposare, per chi lo è stato o per chi non lo farà mai.Ottima idea regalo per addii al celibato/nubilato

Book Description The Bachelorette session is here again! Trendy gists on the latest session of our favorite reality show, Bachelorette, has been put together in this book all for you. Get more information on your favourite actors, Rachel and Gabby and enjoy the rest of the session with us. You don't want to miss out on this!

"Laugh Fetch Repeat: An Epic Comedy with the Angry Dog" is a sidesplitting and uproarious tale that will have readers rolling with laughter from start to finish. Follow the hilarious misadventures of the grumpy yet lovable Angry Dog as he navigates through a world filled with comedic chaos. From the moment we meet the Angry Dog in Chapter 1, it's clear that his antics are anything but ordinary. Whether he's causing mayhem at the local park, escaping from his mischievous shenanigans, or embarking on a quest for the perfect stick during a wild fetch frenzy, the Angry Dog's comedic timing and unpredictable nature keep readers eagerly turning the pages. Throughout the story, readers are treated to a series of rib-tickling encounters and comical escapades. From encounters with unsuspecting mailmen to uproarious vet office visits, each chapter is filled with laugh-out-loud moments and hilarious predicaments that will leave readers in stitches. As the story progresses, the Angry Dog's pranks, tricks, and relentless pursuit of mischief bring chaos and laughter to everyone he encounters. With a cast of colorful characters who find themselves entangled in the dog's whirlwind of comedy, the story takes unexpected twists and turns, leaving readers guessing what hilarious situation will unfold next. "Laugh Fetch Repeat" is a delightful and heartwarming comedy that not only explores the antics of an unforgettable furry protagonist but also reminds readers of the joy and laughter that can be found in the simplest of moments. Through a series of uproarious events, the story explores themes of friendship, resilience, and the importance of finding humor in life's quirks. Prepare to be entertained and delighted as you embark on this epic comedy adventure with the Angry Dog. Get ready to laugh, chuckle, and giggle your way through each chapter, because in the world of "Laugh Fetch Repeat," laughter truly is the best medicine.

Do you love Female Singers? Do you want to know how many artists recorded and released hit song "Torn" before its success? Do you want to discover wonderful Female Singers you may have never heard of before?In this book you will learn the stories of 12 wonderful female singers, their life, their voice and their music. From world-renowned stars to lesser known but equally incredible singers. It's so satisfying to find artists we've never heard of. You may find your new favorite here!Meet artists from USA, Spain, Italy and Argentina, among other countries.Explore incredible facts about hits sung by Female Singers that were covers of other artists.Discover inspiring stories from Female Singers.Extra: 11 quizzes with the most fascinating and incredible facts of Female Singers.This book does not focus only on the great Mega Stars but will help you discover new singers and embark on new musical journeys.If you want to immerse yourself in the world of Female Singers, let's start the journey!

Your house is a mess. From the top to the bottom. Unliveable at best. And the kitchen smells rotten. Your parents are hoarders. Can't throw anything away. It's a mental disorder. Now you'll have to pay. A call to the cops. Your parents go to court. Foster care next stop. It was your last resort. Try hard not to moan. Your parents negligent. Now you're on your own. And your sister can't make rent.

More Conversations with Pop is a fun-to-read collection of quick flash fiction stories of conversations between a father and his son. Pop has a unique (and sometime annoying) way of viewing life but always finds ways to impart nuggets of wisdom, while engaging in humorous verbal sparring matches with his son who is always there to keep his father grounded.More Conversations with Pop is the second book where readers get a glimpse into the fascinating mind of Pop.

This adult colouring book does away with the inconvenience of actually colouring in anything and ensures each page is coloured a glorious jet black.

Miedo, risas y complicidad. En este oficio, nadie se salva. Mi nombre es Vanessa, la voz omnisciente de este libro, no tengo rostro. ¿La razón? Tengo tantos como anécdotas en estas páginas.Tal como cualquier metrópolis, Nueva York es un cóctel, a veces dulce y otras veces incendiario. Nadie está exento de vivir peripecias en esta ciudad... mucho menos cuando eres una cleaner.Mi llegada al rubro de la limpieza fue obra del azar. Dos personas, decididas a compartir conmigo en una sociedad, me abrieron las puertas a este mundo. El absurdo, de la mano de lo insólito, revistieron muchas de mis visitas de limpieza que, de no ser por la acción del tiempo, podrían contarse en un tono más serio e incluso incómodo.Luego decidí crear Homey, mi empresa de limpieza. Pese a no estar de lleno en la primera línea, no he parado de sorprenderme. Cada día, sin excepción, tiene el mismo potencial de convertirse en un dulce recuerdo o, todo lo contrario, uno amargo. Escuchar a mis chicas me lo confirma. La verdad, o al menos la nuestra, es una: diariamente giramos una ruleta, donde el azar premia o golpea a conveniencia.

Discover the great sense of humour of the French language! French like you've never learnt it at school!The French do speak a funny language indeed! Funnily enough they don't even know it! What do you think they mean when they say: 'Did you casserole her/him last night?' or 'He farts in silken sheets!'?You do not need to know any French to enjoy reading this book as the 120+ very typical phrases contained in the book are translated literally into English and introduced in context through five hilarious anecdotes (all in English too), depicting two young Frenchies' first trip to England. A glossary in both languages is also provided after each story to further assist you into guessing and enjoying the meaning of these handpicked expressions. This book is aimed at any adult reader with a good sense of humour and/or an interest in the French language and culture. The perfect gift book! There is also a version written all in French for advanced French learners ('En France on mange des sofas!') also available on all amazon websites. The perfect gift for College or University students of French, in need of a motivation boost!

That's Just Wrong 3! is the third short collection of sketch comedy by Emmy-nominated writer Charles Horn (Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken: Star Wars). These sketches have brought the house down in numerous theaters and sketch comedy festivals. From unwanted births to untimely deaths to raucous holiday parties to hypochondria to feminine hygiene to magic and much more, we invite you to laugh along with more of the finest and best-written sketch comedy around. Contains 10 original sketches.

PBR, Bud Lite, Nite Flight, Buckfast, Mad Dog, Steel Reserve, Colt 45. The list goes on... From anecdotal encounters with the absurd, to failed attempts at love, to my ten years of experience working in a Chicago Bar, Wine and Spirits Vol.1 is equal parts Babylon Bee reel and genuine guide to rare and undesirable alcoholic beverages. The perfect stocking stuffer and bar-side guide, the Joy of Mixology for the 21st-Century drunk.

Vi presento "Virus Chat: quando le parolacce erano divertimento". Questo libro racconta la storia di una comunità virtuale nata negli anni '90, quando internet non era ancora diffuso come oggi. In quei tempi, i membri di Virus Chat si sentivano un po' i padroni del web e facevano gli sbruffoni in modo simpatico. Era un gruppo di amici che si divertiva a passare le notti al computer a cazzeggiare, ridere e scherzare. La loro comunità era volgare e politicamente scorretta, ma era anche un gioco goliardico in cui ci si pigliava in giro e si pianificavano scherzi. Questo libro raccoglie i migliori articoli o interventi degli iscritti di quegli anni. Se siete pronti per un viaggio nel passato alla scoperta di una comunità virtuale unica nel suo genere, allora "Virus Chat: quando le parolacce erano divertimento" è il libro che fa per voi... e se eri un VirusChatters... buon viaggio nei ricordi!

Have you ever been scammed or know some one who has? One day, author Todd Lampe was on the phone with a dear friend and the conversation was random as always. His friend mentioned that her son had recently been getting a flurry of emails and Skype scams that were all spam. They were the of the Nigerian Prince "hidden treasure" type. Suddenly Lampe's inner prankster got a spark of inspiration. "Have him send me one," he said. This hilarious book captures a nearly month long conversation with a clueless scammer. Their frustration builds as they grow more impatient with Lampe. The author strings them along with complications beyond belief as the scammer's irritation builds. This book will have you laughing with every page turn and keep you entertained throughout!

Ben jij iemand die altijd te laat komt op het werk? Krijgt jouw baas genoeg van je repetitieve uitleg, zoals: "Ik zat vast in het verkeer" of "Ik had problemen met de auto"? Als je je repertoire aan excuses moet opfleuren, zijn '365 redenen waarom ik te laat ben op het werk' een must in je arsenaal van bedrog. Is je baas achterdochtig over je laatste, lompe poging om je laattijdigheid uit te leggen? Raak hem dan met een nieuw excuus dat hij zeker nooit zal zien aankomen. Probeer dit een keer: "Ik zit vast in de badkuip." Of wat dacht je van: "Ik reed de verkeerde kant op, mijn GPS hing ondersteboven in mijn auto." Met een breed scala aan slimme excuses, heb je een nieuwe voor elke dag. Natuurlijk is het niet aan te raden om er elke dag een te gebruiken en een heel jaar lang te laat op het werk te verschijnen, maar niemand oordeelt.Als een waarschuwing voor alle lezers: de uitgebreide zinnen kunnen je laattijdigheid niet vrij pleiten. Sommige zijn geldige, boss-proof ideeën die de klus kunnen klaren, terwijl anderen het geduld en gevoel voor humor van je baas testen. Heeft je baas geen enkel greintje gevoel voor humor in zijn lijf? Nou, smijt met excuses op eigen risico. Dit boek biedt geen garantie dat je je baan behoudt, maar ach, je hebt gelachen, en uiteindelijk is dat waar het leven om draait. En eerlijk gezegd, hoe kun je voorbij iets geniaals zoals: "Ik kon geen parkeerplaats vinden, dus ik heb mijn auto thuis geparkeerd en kwam te voet." Dus, omarm je laattijdigheid met een vleugje creativiteit met '365 redenen waarom ik te laat ben op het werk'. Je zult er nooit spijt van krijgen. Nou ja, tenzij je je baan verliest. Maar waarschijnlijk niet... toch?

(NOTE: This book is comedy - do not take it seriously!): While the solution I offer to the growing problem of restaurant-patrons blowing their noses openly within public dinning rooms, is simple and that I could have easily stated within a single paragraph, this would be a lost opportunity. I say this because my example and solution for only one problem we may experience during our stay at a public eatery, is simply that..."an example". I am using what might be the single most disgusting act that can be perpetrated but not hidden, by a fellow restaurant-patron, being that of "dinning room nose blowing". My purpose being to set a type of standard for correction of similar problems. Certainly we could instead report undesirable behaviors to the staff of a food service establishment. We could simply ask them to speak to the offending patron, requesting that they desist their gross or offensive activity. My question however, would be to ask if this would be the best way to send corrective admonition? I think not. ... (JUST A TASTE OF WHAT YOU"LL GET IN THIS OVER 3,000 WORD DISSERTATION!) TABLE OF CONTENTS: 1. Introduction 2. Rudeness of all Types Can Occur in Restaurants 3. "Restaurant Boogie Fever" - One of the Rudeness Biggies! 4. What You Would Like to Do (but Can't) 5. What You Can Do Within Legal Limits 6. In Conclusion The Author: Percy Pennington the Third, is a brilliant yet somewhat eccentric author who enjoys directing his literary excellence toward some of the deeper subjects affecting humanity. This includes his work of scientific instruction to fellow men on how to become "chick magnets". Also included among his works is his infallible direction to fellow authors on how to avoid negative (Blue Meanie) book reviews. Authors can only aspire to attaining the authorship greatness of Mr. Pennington, whose own literary achievements on the aforementioned subjects, have now been released to the world. Will he grace us with yet more of his inspired works? Only time will tell but we all certainly await more literary works of art from this highly gifted author. (This salute to Percy P III, was written by Reginald Higginbothum, a protégé of Mr. Pennington's). In Mr.Pennington's Own Words: "I was alma mater of my barber school class (The School of Successful Barbers of the South - 'SS of BS') and I was almost alma mater for The Electoral School of Shoe Shining Engineers (ESSSE). My literary accomplishments include being editor for "The Southern Barber's Gazette" for six months during years 1983 to 1985 (the spot was rotated between me and 4 other guys - but no longer in publication). My greatest literary achievements however, are my personal journals." ________________________________________ **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire Books: While my largest base of book titles are on health disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian Bible theology. Some people may believe that an author who writes on serious subjects, should not write comedy books because this can discredit them to an extent. Why would this be the case? Should readers rather believe that serious subject writers like myself, who write on subjects such as Christian faith, cannot display the very human trait of a sense of humor? On another point I would mention that with these short humor books, I am also throwing the comedy at controversial subjects, which helps to quell the negative rhetoric they often produce (i.e. exaggerated male and female stereotypes, reviewer and author wars and evolution versus creationism). Also see my satirical book regarding "indie authors versus book reviewers", that I wrote via another pen name: "Fredrick Doyle Wimberley". This short comedy was also written by this alter writing-personality of mine, to help quell the negative rhetoric going on. It is tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be taken seriously.

I'm Jack. I'm a real pedigree dog, and I've got real papers to prove it.My parents have abandoned me into boarding kennels in the Far North of New Zealand, while they travel the world. I'm not at all happy about that. However, I shall do my best to maintain my dignity while getting on with the job.Among these unruly and noisy mutts, I intend to remain aloof and guarded. And as for that black cat with the skinny tail and missing eye, there's no way she's getting anywhere near me. At all!And I'll keep a diary so when my parents return they can read how absolutely miserable I have been all these months.Yes, I shall keep a diary...

Pequeña Laura en La noticia inesperadaÚnete a Pequeña Laura en una encantadora travesía, donde revive de manera sencilla y en un lenguaje práctico las increíbles aventuras de una pequeña niña. A través de historias cortas y divertidas basadas en su propia vida real, salpicadas ligeramente con su asombrosa imaginación, Pequeña Laura nos enseña valiosas lecciones sobre cómo enfrentar los desafíos de la niñez.En "La Noticia Inesperada", Pequeña Laura se ve sorprendida en un día aparentemente común. La búsqueda emocionante por encontrar la mejor decisión salta de cada página de esta historia, haciendo reír y transmitiendo la frustración de permitir florecer todas las emociones. En medio del dilema, nos muestra su valentía al abrazar la fe, la amistad y la decisión constante de apoyar a la familia. Descubre junto a Pequeña Laura un mundo lleno de aprendizajes, risas y emociones, donde la imaginación y la realidad se entrelazan de manera mágica.Como mamá creyente, mi anhelo es que nuestra valiosa y amada Generación Alpha se instruya a través de los valores que han sostenido las generaciones a lo largo de toda nuestra historia.Con cariño, Laura Quintero

A candidate who knows the angles yet speaks in circles, Paul Mellor gives his views on today's issues. In his book, Road to the White House, Mr. Mellor takes us into his town hall meetings tackling the tough questions from ordinary and not so ordinary Americans.Mr. Mellor draws from his experience. While his opponents may have served at the state level working in the House of Delegates, or at the national level working in the House of Representatives, Mr. Mellor has served in the international level, working in the House of Pancakes.He has received numerous honorary degrees. The latest being from Lakeside Elementary School.Mr. Mellor believes in education. He began reading at an early age by visiting Children's Book Stores, and today he's a frequent visitor at Adult Book Stores.Mr. Mellor has a passion for his country. In fact, he is the only one on his block who flies the American Flag. His neighbors on Prince Edward Island attest to this.America needs Paul Mellor, and Paul Mellor needs Americans to buy his book.

Does Santa want his job back? Tina Claus is suffering from the stress of running the family business at the North Pole. It's taking a toll on her health and her long-distance relationship with George. To make matters worse, her mother is convinced that Santa is bored with retirement and wants his old job back. No way is Tina ready to give it up! Meanwhile, Nick is still baffled by Isabella's flirtatious behavior as they face one last rock tour together and must get her to admit her feelings before they go their separate ways. And when a mysterious stranger is seen lurking around the toy shop, Lisa and Walter play detective to track down the intruder. But they have bigger problems! Gerta predicts a major storm that threatens the delivery on Christmas Eve! Can Tina save her job and her relationship during this stormy time? Christmas magic, girl power, and more merry fun are on the way! See how it all turns out in this fourth and final Santina Series story! "Great finish!" Kayla Merta "Fun, funny and romantic... It really doesn't have to be Christmas to enjoy this magical series of books." constant reader "Wow! I really enjoyed these series... Thanks for such a wonderful read." Redhearts

Filled with funny bits, rants, short stories, and even a manly recipe or two. Crap-a-pedia will bring delight to an otherwise crappy experience! Crap-a-pedia is the ultimate bathroom companion. Well, other than toilet paper. And actually, if you were desperate enough it cold be...we digress. Crap-a-pedia: #1 for your #2!

The true story of four young Englishmen who set out to sell a new and revolutionary product in Sweden in 1957. Full of hope and ambition they soon found that things were not as easy as they had imagined. The product was not as revolutionary as they had thought, and the Swedish girls were not as easy to impress as they had been led to believe. But despite all the challenges, they persevered and eventually found success - on all fronts.A hilarious and heartwarming story of friendship, ambition, and the power of the human spirit. It is a reminder that even when things are tough, it is important to never give up on your dreams.

Need a little break to loosen up with some brain teasers? Look at our definitive rundown of the best riddles ever.RIDDLE ME provides you with 101 riddles that will keep you entertained. They start off simple, and some are ideal questions for kids. Others, in any case, are hard and may expect you to be a human calculator. Many are plays on letters and words, so continue onward on the off chance that you're unfazed. We even tossed in a few entertaining riddles to make a big difference for you. Presently, assuming you make it close to the end, you can attempt the rest, yet beware: The hard questions for grown-ups will scrutinize you!

Pimps, drunks, and craziness? Just another day on the job for a cop in Pulaski County, Missouri, during the 70's and 80's. JB King tells some of the crazy, but true stories of his life as Missouri State Highway Patrolman in rural Pulaski County. The 70's and 80's were a unique time in this small corner of the Midwest where houses of ill-repute dotted the landscape, soldiers led the great AWOL chase, and it seemed as if every nutty thing that could happen in law enforcement happened on a nightly basis. Tales from the Blue is a collection of true stories about the crazy world that was Pulaski County during that time. There are tales of how underwear and a drunk saved a life, what happens when you mix alcohol and firearms, fishing with a tow truck and what happens when the messiah has too much to drink.

A collection of humorous horse and mule tales by Missouri cowgirl, Cindy K Roberts. Adventurous, true stories that took place on the trail, around the barn and written straight from the heart. Hilarious recollections of mule antics that will keep you in stitches. Mule wrecks, stampedes, hair raising stunts and more!