Bøker av Andy Frazier

More Rantings from a French Farmhouse. Fact: As I get older I get more grumpy. Not just grumpier but less tolerant to just about everything, especially the software template that is trying to organize this book for me which has stopped working as it used to and now works as it thinks I want it to, which I don't. Believe it or not, this is the 44th book I have written! Over a million fucking words, in print! Well not all 'fucking' words, obviously, although that does sound rather tempting.I know, you didn't think I was that old? I'm not really. Just a little wrinkly round the edges when you look from the outside. But, on the inside, my, I really am as twisted as a set of Christmas lights.

This a charming and most moving tale about a young female calf growing up, told through her own eyes.Princess is not just an ordinary calf. She is different to the others. Sure she is black, but the wrong kind of black!Follow her through her early years, of bullying and racism, until her best friend, a young boy, tells her of a Great Place that is to be her destiny.If Princess were human, she would be a 13 year old girl, dreaming of a career as a super-model. That would a daring dream for any girl; but for a cow that is different, is it a dream too far...?

When Henry Harman's father buys an old windmill in France, he and his little brother think it might be a nice adventure. But up in the roof of the windmill lives an old owl that the locals refer to as the Protector. But what is he protecting and why won't any of the builders go inside the building.When Henry does manage to get up into the roof, he discovers an ancient diary written by a boy 850 years earlier. The boy says he knows a secret, one so dangerous that he dare not write it down. As Henry and his brother decipher the code, things start to fall into place and they set out on an adventure of a lifetime.But can they get home again...?

When wannabe cow-superstar, Princess, is on location at the seaside as an extra in a new film about a kidnapped Prince, her bull-friend goes missing during the night. Has he been bullknapped? Is there such word?Princess the cow has always dreamed of being a film star and The Royal Detective might just be her big chance, if only these stupid actors could understand what she was saying. But when her friend goes missing, should she stay on the set for her filming role, or should she take her newly appointed sergeant, Jackson the psychopathic ram, and go and do some proper 'detectiving' of her own? Were the sea-rats witnesses to crime and who is that suspicious man with the greasy hair? Come on Sergeant, there are villains at large.

'Oink!" was the only word that Oinky knew when he was a wee sausage-like piglet, (except, we are not allowed to mention the S word, that would be mean). Life wasn't easy for a small pig in a large family and it wasn't about to get any easier, either, as a man approaches with a knife.In this slightly long and sometimes unbelievable tale, being chased with knives becomes quite commonplace for Oinky Grub, so it is just as well that he learns to run, very fast. He also learns about food too, and his favourite things in the world are cream-crackers. Sarah Ryan knows this because it said so on e-bay...Oinky likes Sarah Ryan and her father's garden.

Following on from her success as a super-model, Princess (the cow with attitude) has been imprisoned at Poulters Farm. When she gets inspired by a once-famous old horse, the Princess sets her sights on a new career that might bring her fame and stardom.But when she is treated badly by her boss, she makes pals with a few of other the inmates, including a new not-so-secret admirer and a psychopathic sheep. With the help of a small rodent, Princess and her friends make a bid for freedom.But can the fugitives stay on the run without being caught..?