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More than a mere tale of horror and carnage, Squid Match is a powerful study in class struggles and inequality. Richard Gerard and his father lay everything on the line when they're offered a chance to break free of their impovershed existence by participating in a series of games. If they win, they'll enjoy an all-you-can-eat flapjack buffet. But if they lose, they'll join the multitude of others in untimely, violent deaths. The stakes have never been higher. Put on your game face and brace yourself for a phycological thrill ride unlike any you've ever read.

Sometimes, life just isn't fair. Have you ever had one of those days when you make a new best friend, and he's immediately being hunted down by vigilante immigration officers? Or how about a day when you find out your dad married your cousin that you meant to marry someday? Or even a day when you finally save enough money to experience the touch of a beautiful woman, then her head explodes in front of you?For Dougie, that's all the same day.From the time Glubnub suddenly enters his life, Dougie's world will never be the same. Will they be able to outrun the agents of ASS? Or will they penetrate ASS, deliver their load, and destroy it from the inside?You may think you're ready for this tale of supernatural horror, but be warned. Nothing can prepare you for Shingles!

Growing up isn't easy, especially when school's such a hassle, your little sister's annoying, and your mom recently died from a heroin overdose. But there's one place Crystal looks forward to going every summer. Camp Crystal Meth, a place where a girl who can cook meth like no other can get the appreciation she deserves.But this summer will be unlike the carefree meth-cooking summers she's grown so fond of. Something sinister lurks in the shadowy woods, and the camp's darkest secrets are about to be revealed.What you are about to read may shock you. It may keep you awake at night. It may give you...Shingles.

Losing a parent is never easy. Each of us copes in our own way. Some people accept the hand that fate has dealt them and move on with their lives. Others need time and substances. Danny Heyward is choosing a different path. With the help of some sentient cockroaches, he aims to help his mom cheat death for as long as her animated body can hold itself together. But when has playing God ever turned out well for anyone? What will be the consequences of such hubris? Find out in this exciting installment of Shingles!

Are your chestnuts roasting? Is your yule log burning? Maybe it's the holiday season, or maybe it's Shingles!Join Maggie as she braves the harsh winter cold to save her family from financial ruin. An honest night's work quickly spirals into an adventure she'll remember for years to come... if she survives!Grab a cup of nog, put your feet up, and settle in for a tale about family, hope, and fire. So much fire.

Growing up means making mistakes. Maybe you say a mean thing that you can't take back. Maybe you jizz your pants in front of the girl you love. Maybe you put your dick in a mutant squid.What's important is that you learn from your mistakes.

Married life doesn't always turn out the way you think it will, especially when your dad's new teenage bride acquires not only your recently deceased mom's husband, but also her heart and breast implants. Join Maggie as she embarks on a quest with her new mom to appease her dead mom's restless spirit... before it's too late! But be warned. Though this story begins with a joyous wedding celebration, it soon descends into a tale so terrifying you might never hear wedding bells quite the same way again. This book is not for the feint of heart or weak of bladder. You might find yourself unable to sleep at night. Your pulse may quicken at the most innocuous of sounds. It just might give you... Shingles!

Lucy and her father are just like any working class family trying to make an honest living scamming blind people out of hot dogs. But their lives are turned upside down when a small misunderstanding manifests as a grotesque abomination.They summon a creature so foul, so terrifying, so Irish, that you'll thank your Lucky Charms it's only a story. The terrors be Dublin this time, for you've not only leprosy to fear. You just might catch yourself some Shingles!

Four friends get more than they bargained for when they break into a seemingly abandoned research lab. Armed only with dildos and basic awareness of 80's pop culture, will they have what it takes to confront the terror that has befallen their small town?Is their new bald friend more than she appears... or less? Will life ever return to normal after they've been exposed to a Stranger's Thing?Disclaimer: This book is not for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. What you are about to read may keep you awake at night or torment your dreams. It may cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand on end or the hairs on your genitals to itch.It may even give you... Shingles.

It was supposed to be a family vacation just like any other. Mom off blowing random dudes somewhere. Dad crying at the hotel bar. Eric and his little brother Bobby left to fend for themselves in the hotel room with no food or money. But this vacation would be different, because Eric is about to meet the love of his life. He's about to get a crash course in love, the real dangers of drug use, and maybe... just maybe... butt stuff. Buckle up, kids. We're going to Hypo Beach, and it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Nobody likes getting bullied, and Donny has had enough. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he solicits the help of the old Asian man at the end of his street to teach him Karate. During a grueling two days of training, Donny earns belt after belt, until he finally becomes a Karate Master.But there is more to those belts than there seems. Cursed with ancient dark magic, they have a mind of their own. Will Donny be able to stand up to his bullies? Will he be able to overpower the will of the spirit trapped within the cursed belts? Will he win the love of the most beautiful girl in the whole trailer park?Find out in this chilling tale of horror.

Molly Stein's life was hard enough before she started noticing some weird changes.She's growing hair in strange places, waking up with blood on her clothes, and a suspicious number of people seem to be exploding around her.As if that's not enough, now she has to deal with sudden celebrity status after taking the biggest dump anyone in town has ever seen.If there's one thing she learns, it's that horse semen can't solve all a girl's problems... or can it?Find out in this spine-tingling installment of Shingles!

Jonathon Mason is going on a road trip with his dad. A trip to Slewant Hill. Although his father may be too drunk to explain it, Jonathon has a fateful link to the abandoned town, a link that will force him to confront the darkest shadows of his psyche. When their car veers out of control, Jonathon awakes alone in a cloud of endless butt fog. Can he find his drunk dad and escape Slewant Hill before the monsters come for him?