Bøker av Candace Swift

Bedazzling her acting chops, Drag Queen Izzy Lovely joins the space cast of Through the Pink Starfish, a loose adaptation of Through the Looking Glass. Replacing the former Drag Queen Alice due to a freak death drop accident, Izzy Lovely quickly discovers that their director Sui GenerAnus is up to something more sinister. Join Izzy Lovely and her squirrel friends as they sashay their cosmic way Through the Pink Starfish.

Lipsyncing for her life takes on a new meaning when Drag Queen, Izzy Lovely is rudely interrupted by ravenous aliens. Trading center stage for diva rage, Izzy and her squirrel friends rally together to sashay-slay these aliens away.

A power hungry pharaoh has taken a life of a phoenix. Using the holy order of priests and priestess to transfer the eternal life of the mystical bird to their pharaoh, they fail to realize the deadly consequences it will bring.

Hieeee, my friends are I are BACK BABY!! Filming our monster adventures for our YouTube Channel, we bring you another close encounter. This time with a GHOST!!! Forgive us if the footage is shaky at times, Marcus can be so SUS. Sit back and enjoy as we explore a haunted house... and hopefully, we'll catch a glimpse of Gary. Legend has it, he killed his family. Dark, bro.

A gold nugget the size of a cow's eyeball is in the hands of Lily Lawless. No, wait, it's in Samson's, the leader of an outlaw gang who stole it from Lily along with her heart. The gold nugget also comes with a note. A meeting place. Three groups of outlaws will meet at a train station to discover if there is a prize bigger than a gold nugget the size of a cow's eyeball and worthy to die for.

No one said keeping a job is easy... trying keeping a job during a zombie apocalypse insane. Anders, an over worked and under paid mail carrier sets out to deliver a package through zombie zones. Battling zombies he fights his way to keep his job.

A deathly plague has broken out within the vampire community. Bairn, a doctor who visits the infected, sends them to their deaths as all who ill are sent to The Quarantine V District. A death camp. It is there, Bairn learns that a boy who is immune to the deadly pandemic and needs to be rescued.

Hello Salty Utahns, enter the world of this historical fiction novel set in 1887, Utah, where pony beer is flowing as freely as love-starved polygamists and closeted gays. Self-ruin is the best accessory for any posh pioneer party. Your juicy gossiper of Salt Lake's Elite is back. This third installment in the historical fiction series continues with the noir lives of the Taylors, Cannons, and Youngs as they navigate the grotty world of 1887 Utah. Birthday bashes and blowjobs both sing their praises as Drag Queen Madam Pattirini celebrates another year around the sun. Fellow drag performer, Evan Stephens debuts in this spicey book along with some other bawdy folk. Naughty and Nice, polygamists wear both hats, honey . . . nothing like a good quick change. John Q. Cannon arrested for sleeping with both sisters spends his days in jail deciding on which family tree to climb and how far will he fall when the delicate branch breaks.Gossip never looked so gorgeous. Make sure to read all my scintillating zines. Eternally yours, BeUtahful's Exposé.

Hieeee, my friends are I are BACK BABY!! Filming our monster adventures for our YouTube Channel, we bring you another close encounter. This time with ZOMBIES!!! Forgive us if the footage is shaky at times, Marcus can be so SUS. Sit back and enjoy as I, Jensen, am dared to PUNCH A ZOMBIE!!

The zombie apocalypse sure ain't pretty. Hell, it's brutal. Jumping from rooftop to rooftop a gun-slinging hero is killing hungry green boys in desperate attempts to save the helpless victims of the city.

Bored with his tour group, Karl locks eyes with a steamy Italian named Dante. Sneaking away from his group to meet this hunky Italian Stallion, Karl quickly finds out that talking isn't on the agenda.

Worst vacation ever. With the misfortune of breaking his leg, Chris watches his brother brag about a trophy zebra he shot. Stuck in a hospital, Chris finds himself in the middle of a zombie outbreak. Looks like big game hunting is back on the agenda boys. Pow, Pow, Pow.