Bøker av Chad Farmer

Grizzled Gulf War veteran turned truck driver Jack Hammers reluctantly enlists the aid of a streetwise prostitute Chrystalline to rescue his son from Jack's sleazy pimp brother who's also a security guard. After reluctantly stopping at the Get Em N Go. Eventually he finds himself teamed up with Chrystalline to battle intergalactic evil aliens and spoil their plan to overtake earth....A trio of reptilian aliens have crash-landed on Earth just outside of the Get Em N Go truck stop. After observing the behavior of lot lizards in their natural habitat, the aliens morph into prostitutes in order to extract semen from truckers to refuel their spaceship and return to their home planet Zenotho. The only drawback to their plan is that after extracting the semen, the truckers literally shrivel up and die. When the aliens underestimate the grit and toughness of Jack and Chrystalline, they call for a special force alien team from their home planet to engage in an all-out war with the earthlings....As if everything going down at the Get Em N Go wasn't enough, a ragtag duo of oversexed and violence-prone men in black operatives tracking the same alien crash landing to the very same truck stop. As soon as they arrive, things go from bad to way, way worse.

WARNING: This book contains graphic depictions of sex and violence."Revenge is a Hell of a Beast"Orphaned at an early age, Herman and Amanda Masterson spent most of their lives tossed around from one foster parent to the next, each one worse than the last. They eventually get a new lease on life when a distant uncle adopts them. However, this is no fairy tale, and it doesn't end with "they lived happily ever after..."Their first day at school turns to disaster when Amanda stands up to teen bullies The Eighties, led by the sadistic and over-sexed Debbie Dutra. Payback from the wicked gang turns into a hellish night of torture and humiliation for the two.With his sister a shell of her former self, Herman turns to a lifelong obsession with werewolves and a hasty deal with the Devil's right-hand woman to help him dole out some brutal, savage, and lycanthropic vengeance on The Eighties.Devil Won't Let Me Be is a mix of brutal savagery, sexual depravity, dark comedy, and supernatural occurrences of the hairy kind. It's a classic good versus evil versus Satan coming-of-age tale firmly rooted in extreme and splatterpunk horror.