Bøker av Chris Gooderham

Yet another three well-known fairy tales told in rhyme with wicked twists.Including:Prince ThrostlebeardRapunzelThe Three Billy Goats GruffFollowing on from Wicked Rhymes and More Wicked Rhymes this is the last book in the trilogy. Like Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes. Enjoy!

Sequel to the hilarious I Will Stand in my House Forever, Chris Gooderham returns from his intrepid journey desperately craving more. Will you please slow down? is the comedy sequel, where Gooderham finds himself a new cycling partner; Endurance Bunny. A man who is physically fit, primed to perfection, who runs a marathon before breakfast and chops down trees with his bare hands. But Gooderham doesn't cope well with being the unfit one, especially when he's forced to watch his superhuman colleague make everything look so easy.Will you please slow down? is the real story behind the fictional Endurance Bunny and the small shrivelled organ. Much of the text is similar to the original, but is written purely as a diary of the cycle tour for the purest amongst you.Will you please slow down? is a must read for anyone who has already cycled, or is contemplating a cycle challenge and includes daily maps, road and traffic conditions as well as the contour of the route.

The hilarious tale following the diary of a man as he takes on the ultimate cycling challenge - to cycle from Lands End to John O'Groats, dragging his father-in-law; his Bike Buddy, with him. A man who is grumpy, overweight, unfit, with knackered knees and high blood pressure. A man more likely to die than succeed.Over three weeks, Gooderham tells of his battle through the country. A light-hearted and jovial tale of one man's quest to beat his mid-life crisis.I Will Stand in my House Forever is the real story behind the fictional Ten Bodies, Two Bikes and a Boil. Much of the text is similar to the original, but includes the final two chapters of what actually happened.For those who don't want fiction - but want real life comedy - this is the book for you.I Will Stand in my House Forever is a must read for anyone who has already cycled, or is contemplating the challenge and includes daily maps, road and traffic conditions as well as the contour of the route.

The final instalment including another three more fairy tales told in rhyme with wicked twists (with adult themes).Including:The Magic Porridge PotSnow WhiteCinderella'Cook little pot cook.' - Slapper mum'zzzzzzz' - Lazy Dwarf'I can't find that Cinderella chick anywhere' - Prince of Wales