Bøker av Elton Skelter

Even the worst of us need someone to come home to. And Jacob Mallory is the worst of all. Jake, a thrill-seeking psychopathic serial killer, has lived under the radar for years, operating within the city of New York, making kill after kill and emboldened by his lack of capture. But Jake has one big surprise coming his way. When he gets a call from the hospital to pick up a vulnerable patient, one who claims that Jake is his emergency contact, he feels like he's won the lottery. But is there more to Nathan McGuire than meets the eye? And will this supposedly vulnerable young man make or break the city's most notorious uncaught killer? This satirical horrormance will have you rooting for the bad guy as he makes space in his heart for something more. Even if that something proves to be his undoing. Everybody needs someone to come home to, and what is life without family? The family you choose is the one you deserve.

They are the final ones, the last person standing. The offer is cash, and all they have to do is go on film to talk about how it happened. How they made it. In a refurbished Frat House where a tragedy once occurred, eight survivors spill their guts about the slayings they lived through. But for Elliot Hardy, it's his chance to confront his past. Plagued with traumatic amnesia and unable to remember anything about the night of the Phi Kappa Delta Massacre, Elliot is looking to draw the memory of that night back and finally make peace with it.But there is something dark inside the house, moving through the shadows unseen except the watchful gaze of the cameras.The final folk survived once, but can they cheat death a second time, or will it finally claim its prize?From the author of Life Support and Next of Kin comes a slasher throwback to the golden days of the horror classics, where it's not just about what you've done but who's watching you do it.Uncovering the buried secrets will make the difference between life and death.

From the author of 'Life Support' and 'F**k You, Mary Sue' comes a brand new collection of 13 queer horror stories. From body horror, supernatural, to sci-fi and psychological, there's something here for everyone. Featuring a mix of brand new, unread stories and reprints from some of Horror's most gruesome anthologies.ChuckleF**kerEnough Rope to Hang 'EmX is for XXX_Partyboi69FadFlatliner Notes (lyrics)Not a CompetitionElliot's BodyOur Door is Always OpenGlasgow GrinWhy We Can't Have Nice ThingsAll Eyes On MeCost of Living WetworkJoin the ride, grab a copy, and Let's Get F**ked Up and Die