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This book is my first two books "80 Proof Poems and 100 Proof Poems" combined with around 10 original poems added. It's broken down into 4 chapters "Politics, State Of The Nation, Drinking and Life". If you're unfamiliar with my poetry, it's not exactly Shakespeare unless Shakespeare was a Conservative redneck, loved to write poetry while buzzed, and had bad words "not the really bad ones" in his repertoire. It's filled with humor, analogies, seriousness, religion, very anti democratical rhyming poetic rants and of course drinking.I am a God fearing, country loving, 1st and 2nd amendment supporting, Jesus saved Christian patriot that loves to really express my liberty in Christ "I have read the Bible" by way of poetry. You'll experience this book while getting a peak into the brain of a 60 year old North Geogia redneck that's seen the Reagans and Bidens of life with a gift from God "and classic rock" rhyme you into a happy place.The perfect coffee table or porcelain office book.Much love GRP

I'm the author of 80 Proof Poems. This second book is a little different than my first. In 80 Proof Poems I had four distinct chapters. In this book I pretty much just live streamed my North Georgia, redneck, conservatarian brain into 100 poems.It ranges from politics to sex, from religion to drinking and the list goes on. All riddled with humor, truth, stupidity and conservatism with a splash of libertarianism. It doesn't contain the "F" word because my mama's gonna read it and it doesn't contain the "G D" word because I've never taken my first father's name in vain like that "I'm not a douche bag". As you take the tour of my brain a lot of the other "bad words" are there..........well, because they're just words.STICKS AND STONES MIGHT BREAK MY BONESBUT WORDS SHALL NEVER HURT MEBuy it. You'll enjoy it.Much love, GRP

A North Georgia Conservative, common sense redneck's view on life, politics, the state of our nation, and of course drinking. All this is done in poetry riddled with humor, satire, ridiculousness, with a splash of seriousness "alcohol may have been involved".A great read to lift you above the bovine colon squeeze of life by the wings of satirical, way not liberal poetry "or excellent democrat toilet paper".Buy yours today. My back's hurting from bending down when I select my bourbon at the liquor store. GOAT Redneck Poet