Bøker av H Claire Taylor

Let there be adulting.Post-collegiate life in Austin, Texas, is going as well as Jessica McCloud had expected, meaning it's exhausting and lonely and she's mega broke. If she's ever going to get her business off the ground, though, she needs to get her ass in gear. After all, groceries don't pay for themselves. But that's what credit cards are for, right? Same could be said for winning scratch-off tickets, except Jessica is done accepting her heavenly father's help. If she's going to make something of herself, she'll accomplish it on her own, sans divine intervention. In the meantime, there's a book of enigmatic half-truths making the rounds that she's long overdue for reading. No, not the Bible, but the official memoirs of Reverend Jimmy Dean, for which she definitely didn't write the foreword, regardless of what Jimmy claims. She may not know what's between the covers, but she does know it's part of a plot he's hatching ... though how his scheming will manifest this time is anyone's guess. Can Jessica get traction with her bakery before the other pearly white boot drops on Jimmy's latest power grab? And is there even a point to making something of her life when a smarter, wealthier, more charismatic force is set on twisting whatever she achieves to his own advantage? It is Risen is the fifth book in the Jessica Christ series of comedy satire masterpieces. If you like snarky humor, fresh takes on feminism, and adult hijinks, then you'll love H. Claire Taylor's divine comedy.Buy It is Risen today and prepare for an ungodly amount of laughter.

Running a bakery is not the gluten-free cake walk she was hoping for...Reluctant messiah Jessica McCloud is admittedly not great at running a business. While she refuses to take any handouts from her mighty-and-all-that Father, she could use a little boost toward her goal of financial independence. Good thing she has a movie-star ace up her sleeve whose contagious celebrity could be just the miracle she needs.Or will the added attention be the final nail in her cross?After a bitter betrayal threatens to dash her dreams once and for all, can Jessica rise... again?In the Details is the sixth book of the outrageous Jessica Christ series of satire novels. If you like laugh-out-loud characters, irreverent humor, and a no-BS approach to life, then you'll love H. Claire Taylor's divine comedy.Buy In the Details now to laugh like the devil!

God's only daughter is now the big woman on campus. Surviving Greek life will take a miracle...Jessica McCloud can't wait to step out from her father's shadow. Freshman year at Texas State University seems like the perfect place for the daughter of God to make a fresh start. As Jessica welcomes the anonymity, she asks a question with more weight for her than most: Does God really exist after all?When a frat party scandal puts her relationship with Chris in jeopardy, Jessica seeks out like-minded students for a sense of belonging. Starting her own sorority seems like a perfectly harmless use of her divine abilities. Until the hazing takes her heavenly college experience to a new level of hell...Nu Alpha Omega is the fourth book in the Jessica Christ series of satirical comedic masterpieces. If you like snarky humor, fresh takes on feminism, and new adult hijinks, then you'll love H. Claire Taylor's divine comedy.

Kilhaven has officially gone to shift.Four years have passed since Officers Norman Green and Heather Valance got lucky on their bloody raid, and the world isn't exactly a better place for it.Kilhaven's murder rates have skyrocketed.Police recruitment is scraping from the bottom of the swamp.An unofficial war between werewolves and vampires has reached a fever pitch.And Green wants nothing to do with it, even if it is all his fault.But an unexpected visitor is about to change everything...With newfound skin in the game, Officer Green catches the scent of conspiracy, one that wafts from deep in Kilhaven's high society. So deep, those who sense it within the department are too scared to speak a word of it to others, even those they trust the most...Innocent lives may be at stake, but Green can't follow this trail on his own and hope to survive it. Unfortunately, the one person who could help him is also the one woman who got him-and all of Kilhaven-into this mess in the first place.Can Green and Valance team up once more without making a shifty situation even shiftier?Deep Shift is the fourth book in the paranormal Kilhaven Police series, which is best enjoyed in order. If you like unfiltered characters, supernatural suspense, and a gory good time, you'll love this epic ride along from Brock Bloodworth and H. Claire Taylor.Buy Deep Shift to finally feel something again.

Disappearing werewolf teens. Killer clown sightings. Can this cop thwart a rising conspiracy before it sprouts fangs?Officer Norman Green is the unluckiest cop in the Kilhaven Police Department. And not just because he's a human in a city teeming with meth-addicted shapeshifters. With a leprechaun's curse hanging over his head, he's doing what he can to serve his community without dragging it down with him, but that becomes harder when fellow cursed officer Heather Valance returns from her clandestine vacation.When a vampire detective joins the Fang 900s, it looks like Green's luck has officially run out. And with more children disappearing from affluent werewolf families and a criminal magician who keeps pulling a vanishing act, this rookie could really use a little good fortune if he hopes to cut through the tangled web of lies, fangs, and fur. Especially when Valance has her eye on a new in-sector pet project...Shift Out of Luck is the third book in the Kilhaven Police series. If you like dark comedy, gritty urban fantasy, and duty-bound law enforcement, you'll love Brock Bloodworth and H. Claire Taylor's supernatural police procedural.Buy Shift Out of Luck to sink your fangs into this supernatural thrill ride now!

A rookie cop in a city of shifters. He may not have fangs or claws... but he's got a badge.In a precinct jam-packed with paranormal officers, newbie cop Norman Green is pint-sized, nose blind, and relatively hairless. And if being human wasn't enough of a shot in the foot, his training officer, Heather Valance, can't stand the sight-or the smell-of him. If he doesn't find a way to win the short-tempered werewolf over soon, his career will be dead on arrival.As Norman follows Officer Valance deeper into the big city's seedy underbelly, he's desperate to prove that not all fuzz have to be fuzzy. Almost by accident, the outmatched human uncovers a deep-seated conspiracy at the scene of a gruesome murder. When the pursuit of justice blurs the boundaries between right and wrong, Norman must decide whether exposing the scandal is worth risking his job... and his life.Shift Work is the first book in the edgy Kilhaven Police paranormal cop series. If you like urban fantasy cityscapes, bawdy humor, and unflinching depictions of law enforcement, then you'll love Brock Bloodworth's visceral tale.Buy Shift Work to sink your teeth into a bloody, brutally funny police procedural today!

Paranormal gang wars. Exploding leprechauns. This cop won't survive any more rookie mistakes.Officer Norman Green would kill for a slow night on the job, but another body would only add to this caseload. When a leprechaun spontaneously combusts into purple goo in the midst of a turf war, the human cop knows he's in for some serious overtime. And after ranking officer Heather Valance catches a whiff of conspiracy, he may have to bend over and kiss more than his weekend plans goodbye.As Norman and Officer Valance follow a set of clues into the city's darkest corners, he fears his werewolf superior's PTSD is clouding her better judgment. When one wrong move could be deadly, Norman must make a difficult choice: defy his terrifying shift mate or go balls-deep into an investigation that could terminate his employment... and his life.Same Old Shift is the second book in the Kilhaven Police paranormal cop series. If you like edgy shifters, foul-mouthed cops, and buckets of gore, then you'll love Brock Bloodworth's hilarious procedural.Buy Same Old Shift to clock in for a raunchy, rollicking night on the beat today!

The world needs a miracle. God's daughter needs a freaking vacation.As she enters the uncharted territory of high school, Jessica McCloud could use a few more friends who believe in her. Of course, that means something entirely different for the daughter of God. After her two-millennia-dead half-brother visits her in a dream and tells her it's time for her to stop messing around, Jessica begins the hunt to discover what miracles she can perform. And if one of them happens to win the heart of her long-time crush, Greg, then so be it. But when a reporter with a grudge against God catches wind of her first miracle, Jessica stumbles her way through one scandal after another until she wonders if the world wouldn't be a much happier place with no miracles at all.The second book in the Jessica Christ series, And It Was Good brings the comedy and will leave you laughing and groaning from cover to cover of this satire. Read in public at the risk of looking like a lunatic.