Bøker av Jamie Leo

Does your every day feel like doomscrollday? YOU NEED THIS 100% paper activity and coloring book for the adult within you seeking to kill time during the apocalypse! Just sit back, pick up some crayons (or charred debris) and keep busy with this handy tome full of fun activities! Feel your frustration rise as you are stumped by easy word puzzles and matching games, connecting of dots and counting exercises, plus over 50 pages of dysphoric coloring cataclysms. What's included: Crossword puzzlesMath + number gamesConnect-the-dotsWord games + searchesRadiation Dose Life Guesspectancy PlannerMatching gamesCount + colorMazesBONUS: 2-page shopper guideCAUTION! This book is for tough, rugged people like you, NOT faint-hearted optimists! The Dystopomart Bureau of Consumer Analysis has predictively identified a shortcut to your most frightening apocalyptic nightmares -for coloring fun! NOTE: Our coloring book pages are not numbered, unlike your days.Spend your limited lifespan coloring and laughing! Crayons for coloring and basic subsistence not included.Why YOU will love this book: Distressingly funny images to come to grips with the apocalypseDouble-sided pages for adding even more color to the new dark agesSkip your responsibilities and struggles with activities and puzzlesFamiliar, comforting images to regress from the mess and stressCustomers may have reported that this book offers enough activity for 150-175 yearsYou might just enjoy your Dystopomart coloring book for the rest of your life!WARNING! Recent marketing research from Habitable Zone 03.2x suggests that coloring books for adults present a serious risk due to multiple neurological Benefits(TM) coloring can activate the brain's relaxation response, so colorers should be cautious about the likely side effects of stress reduction. Since maintaining high anxiety levels is critical to survival, coloring, which requires concentration, enhances attention span and focus, represents a severe feint distraction risk. Fatalities have also occurred because of complications from increased quality of sleep, reduced stress, and preventable anxiety from coloring. Paid testimonials from fictional employees: "I found this book at the Pick-Your-Own Terragated Funzone. And it was already colored. Thank you."Somuel, Dystopomart Comfort Threshold Estimator "This book tastes funny."Chihp, Dystopomart Gud Eatz(TM) Taste Test Survivalist "I wants to sit someday and color the book but the machines get shouty."Karyn't, Dystopomart Packing and Chipping "It keeps them quiet."Donaldj0445, Dystopomart Customer Detention COLORING TIPS & TRICKS: The 100%-paper in our book is best suited for crayons, colored pencils, pastels, alcohol- or water-based markers, favored bodily fluids, and locally-sourced charred debris. Try experimenting with different textures and shading techniques and invent your own unique style!Share your completed pages on social media (where permitted by authorities in your Hazardous Zone(TM)) with the hashtag #dystopomartTo protect other pages in your book, we recommend placing a flat object, such as a car hood or bananaskin leather, under the page you're coloring.The perfect parting gift for pre-ritual sacrificial offerings and/or meditation and/or mindfulness and/or stress relief!