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My name's John Triggerfish and I'm a scuba diving legend.Jacques Cousteau has nothing on me. He might have been the pioneer of underwater exploration but I'm the sub aqua king; and what I don't know about diving and adventure isn't worth knowing.I've come a long way in a big way.Especially in a few Thai bar girls; but that was yesteryear and this is now. I'm currently at the top of my game with hundreds of diving hours under my weight belt and this time it's as close to a true tale as you can get, nearly.There's a monkey involved in this story. Everybody loves a cheeky monkey.There's sharks too.Everybody loathes sharks because sharks are sharp toothed evil motherfuckers that cause unnecessary chunky chum filled limb losing watery death.There's a dolphin.There's a beautiful dolphin straight out of a fairytale, because every good book has to have a dolphin in it.This is a story about returning from Mexico in one piece and making friends.Yeah. Real friends.

John Triggerfish lost everything and decided to start a new life in paradise. It didn't quite work out that way, although the ladyboys were pretty interesting. This is his story about becoming a Padi diving professional and meeting all manner of characters on his travels around the wonderful Kingdom of Thailand. Then of course there's his relationship with all the women that he meets whist cruising around the beaches and bars. That's pretty interesting/disturbing. Add in a few nutters from Blighty and some of the best diving on the planet, and you've probably got the funniest book about scuba ever written.232 Bars is NOT for the faint hearted. Please don't bother to read if easily offended.