Bøker av Lemony Snicket

A universal and empowering story about conquering your fears. From two giants of children's literature.

A brand-new book from the bestselling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events a cautionary tale about his own demise. For curious children and adults alike. ';Reading this little book feels like opening a window to let in air and light. It's filled with curious information and powerful feelings, and is humorous, sad, meditative and rapturous by turns.' Guardian ';A strange, beguiling, beautiful book. No one else could have written it, or anything even a little like it. If Lemony Snicket didn't exist, we'd have to invent him.' Anthony McGowan, author of LarkFor more than twenty years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young readers through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest book a love letter to readers young and old about the vagaries of real life long-time fans and new readers alike will experience Snicket's distinctive voice in a new way. This true story as true as Lemony Snicket himself begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections...

A story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leaches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain and a doll named Pretty Penny.

The siblings endure a car accident, a terrible smell, a deadly serpent, a long knife, a brass reading lamp, and the re-appearance of a person they hoped to never see again.

The three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast.

Dear Listener,I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and the one you are holding may be the worst of them all.If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this audio will probably fill you with despair.I also shouldn't mention the interactive features of the CD, which include: A perplexing word game Photos from The Lemony Snicket Archives Art from The Brett Helquist gallery I will continue to record these tragic tales for that is what I do. You should decide for yourself if you can possibly endure this miserable story.With all due respect,Lemony Snicket

A MULTI-VOICE RECORDING OF AN UPSETTING BOOK, NOW ON VINYL.Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, listening to The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket’s alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it. Unless you have an ear for such ghastly details as a tragic fire, a nefarious villain, itchy clothing, and cold porridge for breakfast, all narrated in chilly detail by the distinguished, and disturbed, Tim Curry with a team of talented readers, you would be better off listening to something else.CAST:Violet/Sunny: Tara Sands  |  Klaus: Mitchell Federan Mr. Poe: Dick Rodstein  |  Mrs. Poe: Maggie Albright Count Olaf: L.J. Ganser  |  Bald Man: Oliver WymanJustice Strauss: Carolee Goodgold  |  Narrator: Tim Curry

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESEverybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks?A carnival is a place for good family fun?as long as one has a family, that is. For the Baudelaire orphans, their time at the carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events. In fact, in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket's serial, the siblings must confront a terrible lie, a caravan, and Chabo the wolf baby.With millions of readers worldwide, and the Baudelaire's fate turning from unpleasant to unseemly, it is clear that Lemony Snicket has taken nearly all the fun out of children's books.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESLemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before the secrets of the series are revealed!Very little is known about Lemony Snicket and A Series of Unfortunate Events. What we do know is contained in the following brief list:The books have inexplicably sold millions and millions of copies worldwidePeople in more than 40 countries are consumed by consuming SnicketThe movie was as sad as the books, if not more soLike unrefrigerated butter and fungus, the popularity of these books keeps spreadingEven less is known about book the twelfth in this alarming phenomenon. What we do know is contained in the following brief list: In this book, things only get worseCount Olaf is still evilThe Baudelaire orphans do not win a contestThe title begins with the word 'The'Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESLike bad smells, uninvited weekend guests or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided.Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent, and grossly unlucky Baudelaire orphans continues to alarm its distressed and suspicious fans the world over. The tenth book in this outrageous publishing effort features more than the usual dose of distressing details, such as snow gnats, an organised troupe of youngsters, an evil villain with a dastardly plan, a secret headquarters and some dangerous antics you should not try at home. With the weather turning colder, this is one chilling book you would be better off without.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESWarning: Your day will become very dark?and possibly damp?if you read this book.Plan to spend this spring in hiding. Lemony Snicket is back with the eleventh book in his New York Times bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events.Lemony Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent and grossly unlucky Baudelaire orphans continues to provoke suspicion and despair in readers the world over. In the eleventh and most alarming volume yet in the bestselling phenomenon A Series of Unfortunate Events, the intrepid siblings delve further into the dark mystery surrounding the death of their parents and the baffling VFD organisation.

This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around.Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one.

The third unfortunate gift/box -- set of this New York Times best -- selling series, which will include The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival.

Lemony Snickets serie om den onde greven og de stakkars foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna har blitt tv-serie. Se den på Netflix!De tre stakkars foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna Violet (14), Klaus (12) og Sunny (baby) har pågangsmot og er uredde, men den grusomme Grev Olaf er hele tiden etter dem for å få tak i formuen deres.Kjære leser, Du ser nå på baksiden av denne boken, eller slutten på SLUTTEN. Slutten på SLUTTEN er det beste stedet å begynne SLUTTEN, for hvis du leser SLUTTEN fra begynnelsen av SLUTTEN til slutten på SLUTTEN, vil du komme til slutten på alt håp. Denne boken er den siste i en serie av uheldige hendelser, og selv om du har kjempet deg gjennom de tolv tidligere bøkene, er det langt fra sikkert at du tåler slike ubehageligheter som en forferdelig storm, en mistenkelig drikk, en flokk ville sauer, et kjempestort fuglebur og en uhyggelig hemmelighet som handler om foreldrene til Baudelaire-barna, og nå er jeg ferdig. Du har sikkert mye annet å foreta deg, så hvis jeg hadde vært deg, ville jeg lagt vekk denne boken øyeblikkelig, slik at ikke SLUTTEN blir slutten for deg. Med respektfull hilsen, Lemony Snicket

Baudelaire-barna sitter i baksetet på en drosje kjørt av en kvinne de knapt vet hvem er. Bilen kjører gjennom bygatene der de en gang har bodd. Violet, Klaus og Sunny Baudelaire stirrer ut av vinduene på bilen og undrer seg over hvor lite byen har forandret seg siden en brann ødela hjemmet deres og tok livet av foreldrene deres. De vet ingenting om de farene som ligger foran dem. Men er det skjebnen som styrer dem gjennom denne historien, eller er det noe enda mer mystisk, enda farligere og enda mer uhellsvangert? Dette er den nest siste boka i serien.

Baudelaire-søsknene møter ubehagelig mye fuktighet når de trenger seg ned til fortvilelsens dyp under vann. Dette er den ellevte boka om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna.

Violet, Klaus og Sunny Baudelaire opplever mer enn nok is og kulde i denne boken, som handler om deres pinefulle ferd opp og ned en underlig og skremmende fjellkjede. Dette er den tiende boka om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna.

Dette er den niende boka om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna, og når de besøker tivoliet konfronteres de med en grusom løgn, en løve-u-temmer, en person som er like flink med begge hender og ulvebabyen Chabo.

De tre foreldreløse barna får endelig lov til å begynne på skolen igjen. Men det går dessverre ikke lang tid før denne etterlengtede opplevelsen forvandles til nok et skrekkelig kapittel i de uheldige søsknenes liv. De råker ut for klypende krabber, strenge straffer, dryppende soppsaft, omfattende eksamener, fryktelige fiolinkonserter, V.O.N.D.T. og det metriske system. Dette er den femte boken i serien Den onde greven.

Baudelaire-barna har fått nye fosterforeldre, men snart finner de en mørk trapp, et falskt spor, noen venner i uheldige omstendigheter, tre mystiske initialer, en løgner med onde hensikter, en hemmelig gang og persillebrus.

Gjennom et nytt program fra myndighetene basert på ordtaket " Det må en hel landsby til for å oppdra et barn", blir Baudelaire-søsknene adoptert av en hel landsby, med katastrofale følger.

Boken forteller alt om Baudelaire-barnas miserable opphold ved Soviro Sykehus. Her kan du lese om en mistenksom butikkeier, unødvendig kirurgi, interkomhøytalere, bedøvelse, hjerteformede ballonger og noen meget oppsiktsvekkende nyheter om en brann.