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Dear Reader,If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick?witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair.I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story.With all due respect,Lemony SnicketAges 10+

The third unfortunate gift/box -- set of this New York Times best -- selling series, which will include The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival.

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESDon't be fooled by the new, Netflix-inspired book covers of the second five books in this New York Times bestselling series.The events recounted in this five-book box set (which includes The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival) are sure to depress you. If you cannot stomach stories that find misfortune continuously befalling the three charming Baudelaire orphans, I recommend you make another reading selection.Some boxes should never be opened.

Lemony Snickets serie om den onde greven og de stakkars foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna har blitt tv-serie. Se den på Netflix!De tre stakkars foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna Violet (14), Klaus (12) og Sunny (baby) har pågangsmot og er uredde, men den grusomme Grev Olaf er hele tiden etter dem for å få tak i formuen deres.Kjære leser, Du ser nå på baksiden av denne boken, eller slutten på SLUTTEN. Slutten på SLUTTEN er det beste stedet å begynne SLUTTEN, for hvis du leser SLUTTEN fra begynnelsen av SLUTTEN til slutten på SLUTTEN, vil du komme til slutten på alt håp. Denne boken er den siste i en serie av uheldige hendelser, og selv om du har kjempet deg gjennom de tolv tidligere bøkene, er det langt fra sikkert at du tåler slike ubehageligheter som en forferdelig storm, en mistenkelig drikk, en flokk ville sauer, et kjempestort fuglebur og en uhyggelig hemmelighet som handler om foreldrene til Baudelaire-barna, og nå er jeg ferdig. Du har sikkert mye annet å foreta deg, så hvis jeg hadde vært deg, ville jeg lagt vekk denne boken øyeblikkelig, slik at ikke SLUTTEN blir slutten for deg. Med respektfull hilsen, Lemony Snicket

De tre foreldreløse barna får endelig lov til å begynne på skolen igjen. Men det går dessverre ikke lang tid før denne etterlengtede opplevelsen forvandles til nok et skrekkelig kapittel i de uheldige søsknenes liv. De råker ut for klypende krabber, strenge straffer, dryppende soppsaft, omfattende eksamener, fryktelige fiolinkonserter, V.O.N.D.T. og det metriske system. Dette er den femte boken i serien Den onde greven.

Dette er den fjerde boken om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna, som er snille og intelligente barn, men deres liv er fylt til randen av ulykke og elendighet. Denne historien kommer de stakkars barna ut for ubehageligheter som en enorm pinsettmaskin, en uspiselig gryterett, en mann med en røyksky der ansiktet burde vært, en svikefull hypnotisør, en redselsfull ulykke med blodige følger, og en kuponger.

Dette er den tredje boken om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna, som er snille og intelligente barn, men deres liv er fylt til randen av ulykke og elendighet. Denne historien handler om en orkan, et nødsignal, blodtørstige igler, kald agurksuppe, en hjerteløs skurk og en dukke ved navn søte Siri.

Boken forteller den sørgelige historien om tre svært uheldige barn. Til tross for at søsknene Baudelaire både er sjarmerende og oppvakte, er livene deres fylt til randen av sorg og elendighet. Helt fra bokens første sider, da barna befinner seg på stranden og blir overbrakt den forferdeligste nyheten som tenkes kan, og videre gjennom hele historien, blir de rett og slett forfulgt av katastrofer. Å kalle dem ulykkesmagneter er ikke å ta munnen full. De råker ut for en grisk og frastøtende ildgjerningsmann, klesplagg som klør, en forferdelig brann, et renkespill iscenesatt for å lure fra dem formuen og kald grøt til frokost.

Baudelaire-barna sitter i baksetet på en drosje kjørt av en kvinne de knapt vet hvem er. Bilen kjører gjennom bygatene der de en gang har bodd. Violet, Klaus og Sunny Baudelaire stirrer ut av vinduene på bilen og undrer seg over hvor lite byen har forandret seg siden en brann ødela hjemmet deres og tok livet av foreldrene deres. De vet ingenting om de farene som ligger foran dem. Men er det skjebnen som styrer dem gjennom denne historien, eller er det noe enda mer mystisk, enda farligere og enda mer uhellsvangert? Dette er den nest siste boka i serien.

Baudelaire-søsknene møter ubehagelig mye fuktighet når de trenger seg ned til fortvilelsens dyp under vann. Dette er den ellevte boka om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna.

Violet, Klaus og Sunny Baudelaire opplever mer enn nok is og kulde i denne boken, som handler om deres pinefulle ferd opp og ned en underlig og skremmende fjellkjede. Dette er den tiende boka om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna.

Dette er den niende boka om de foreldreløse Baudelaire-barna, og når de besøker tivoliet konfronteres de med en grusom løgn, en løve-u-temmer, en person som er like flink med begge hender og ulvebabyen Chabo.

Boken forteller alt om Baudelaire-barnas miserable opphold ved Soviro Sykehus. Her kan du lese om en mistenksom butikkeier, unødvendig kirurgi, interkomhøytalere, bedøvelse, hjerteformede ballonger og noen meget oppsiktsvekkende nyheter om en brann.

Gjennom et nytt program fra myndighetene basert på ordtaket " Det må en hel landsby til for å oppdra et barn", blir Baudelaire-søsknene adoptert av en hel landsby, med katastrofale følger.

Baudelaire-barna har fått nye fosterforeldre, men snart finner de en mørk trapp, et falskt spor, noen venner i uheldige omstendigheter, tre mystiske initialer, en løgner med onde hensikter, en hemmelig gang og persillebrus.

In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted. Never before has a tale of three likeable and unfortunate children been quite so enchanting, or quite so uproariously unhappy.

Lemony Snicket's The Bad Beginning is the first book in the globally bestselling series A Series of Unfortunate Events. This exclusive gold foiled 20th anniversary hardback gift edition commemorates the miserable fact that every child in the world has wanted this brilliantly funny book for twenty years.

It can feel good to be angry.Swarm of Bees! Swarm of Bees! A mischievous boy has unleashed an angry swarm of bees! The result is a zany gallop through a charming town where readers will encounter evidence of some bad behaviour, some frenzied anger and thankfully, a hug and some spaghetti.

"New York Times"-bestselling author Snicket teams up with a noted artist to present a beautiful adventure woven from a practical introduction to 13 words, including such marvels as Bird, Dog, Panache, and Haberdashery. Full color.

Before he wrote 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', before the Baudelaires became orphans, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket asked all the wrong questions. Four to be exact.This is the account of the fourth question. There was a town, and there was a train, and there was a murder. Apprentice investigator Lemony Snicket was on the train, and he thought that if he solved the murder he could save the town.In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent. You'll laugh only if you find humour in gothic and mysterious things involving detectives and crime solving.Lemony's other literary outings in 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' have sold 60 million copies worldwide and been made into a Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey and a Netflix series starring Neil Patrick Harris. These regrettable developments mean that millions of fans have found out about the dreadful plight of the Baudelaire orphans, but you do not have to. You have been warned.Have you read all four mysterious titles in the Wrong Questions series?'Who Could That Be at the This Hour?''When Did You Last See Her?''Shouldn't You Be in School?''Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?'Author Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. He is a broken man, wracked with misery and despair as a result of writing 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'. He spends his days wandering the countryside weeping and moaning and his evenings eating hastily-prepared meals.Artist Seth has portrayed suspicious circumstances and shady characters in much of his work. He is a multi-award-winning cartoonist, author and artist, whose works include Palookaville and Clyde Fans.

Before he wrote 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', before the Baudelaires became orphans, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket asked all the wrong questions. Four to be exact. This is the account of the third question. Young apprentice Lemony Snicket is investigating a case of arson but soon finds himself enveloped in the ever-increasing mystery that haunts the town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea.Who is setting the fires? What secrets are hidden in the Department of Education? Why are so many schoolchildren in danger? Is it all the work of the notorious villain Hangfire? How could you even ask that? What kind of education have you had?In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent. You'll laugh only if you find humour in gothic and mysterious things involving detectives and crime solving.Lemony's other literary outings in 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' have sold 60 million copies worldwide and been made into a Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey and a Netflix series starring Neil Patrick Harris. These regrettable developments mean that millions of fans have found out about the dreadful plight of the Baudelaire orphans, but you do not have to. You have been warned.Have you read all four mysterious titles in the Wrong Questions series? 'Who Could That Be at the This Hour?''When Did You Last See Her?''Shouldn't You Be in School?''Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?'Author Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. He is a broken man, wracked with misery and despair as a result of writing 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'. He spends his days wandering the countryside weeping and moaning and his evenings eating hastily-prepared meals.Artist Seth has portrayed suspicious circumstances and shady characters in much of his work. He is a multi-award-winning cartoonist, author and artist, whose works include Palookaville and Clyde Fans.Praise for Who Could That Be at This Hour?: 'Charming, clever and enormously enjoyable' Guardian 'Wonderfully eccentric and addictive Just beautiful writing' Observer 'Better than ever' Independent 'A dazzlingly clever, funny and literary concoction' Irish Times

Before he wrote 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', before the Baudelaires became orphans, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket asked all the wrong questions. Four to be exact. This is the account of the second question. In the fading town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl.Is the girl a runaway? Or was she kidnapped? Was she seen last at the grocery store? Or could she have stopped at the diner? Is it really any of your business?In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent. You'll laugh only if you find humour in gothic and mysterious things involving detectives and crime solving.Lemony's other literary outings in 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' have sold 60 million copies worldwide and been made into a Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey and a Netflix series starring Neil Patrick Harris. These regrettable developments mean that millions of fans have found out about the dreadful plight of the Baudelaire orphans, but you do not have to. You have been warned.Have you read all four mysterious titles in the Wrong Questions series?'Who Could That Be at the This Hour?''When Did You See Her Last?''Shouldn't You Be in School?''Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?'Author Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. He is a broken man, wracked with misery and despair as a result of writing 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'. He spends his days wandering the countryside weeping and moaning and his evenings eating hastily-prepared meals.Artist Seth has portrayed suspicious circumstances and shady characters in much of his work. He is a multi-award-winning cartoonist, author and artist, whose works include Palookaville and Clyde Fans.

Before he wrote 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', Lemony Snicket asked all the wrong questions. Four to be exact. This is the account of the first question. In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. He began asking questions that shouldn't have been on his mind. Are you curious about what is happening in a seaside town that is no longer by the sea? Do you want to know more about a stolen item that wasn't stolen at all?.In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent. You'll laugh only if you find humour in gothic and mysterious things involving detectives and crime solving. Lemony's other literary outings in, 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' have sold 60 million copies worldwide and been made into a Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey. And in the future things are poised to get much worse, thanks to the forthcoming Netflix series starring Neil Patrick Harris. You have been warned.Have you read all four mysterious titles in the Wrong Questions series?'Who Could That Be at the This Hour?''When Did You Last See Her?''Shouldn't You Be in School?''Why is This Night Different from All Other Nights?'Author Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. He is a broken man, wracked with misery and despair as a result of writing 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'. He spends his days wandering the countryside weeping and moaning and his evenings eating hastily-prepared meals.Artist Seth has portrayed suspicious circumstances and shady characters in much of his work. He is a multi-award-winning cartoonist, author and artist, whose works include Palookaville and Clyde Fans.

Like bad smells, uninvited weekend guests or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided. Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent, and grossly unlucky Baudelaire orphans continues to alarm its distressed and suspicious fans the world over. The 10th book in this outrageous publishing effort features more than the usual dose of distressing details, such as snow gnats, an organised troupe of youngsters, an evil villain with a dastardly plan, a secret headquarters and some dangerous antics you should not try at home. With the weather turning colder, this is one chilling book you would be better off without. Ages 10+

Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers′ most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will the Baudelaires survive? Will the series end happily? If there′s nothing out there, what was that noise? Then again, why trouble yourself with unfortunate resolutions? Avoid the thirteenth and final book of Lemony Snicket′s international bestselling series and you′ll never have to know what happens. Ages 10+