Bøker av Melanie Middien

Do you like things that spin? A clock, a fan, a ferris wheel - and there is so much more! Come explore our wonderful world filled with so many things that spin!

Chupacabras are the most fearsome beasts around, more ferocious than an angry mother, and more terrifying than quicksand! But not Chuck-he'd rather bake zucchini muffins than hunt animals! When Chuck's love for cooking and growing vegetables disappoints his parents, he must decide whether to learn to behave the way a Chupacabra should, or choose his own destiny.

Who will adopt this pet? A boy and a girl go to a pet shelter to find the perfect new pet. Instead, they find a very scruffy, unloved dog. Who will adopt it? Not them! They go on a mission to find an owner for the toothless, farty, yappy, three-legged canine but no one wants him. But when they are offered a perfect dog, what will become of their scruffy new friend?

Please Poop in the F**king Potty is a book for frustrated parents who struggle with getting their little angel to finally shit in the f**king potty. This refreshingly honest and profane book gives moms and dads, both new and old, a humorous perspective on tackling one of the greatest challenges of parenthood: potty training. Though this book deals with you and your dearest overcoming the diaper-ditching milestone, you really shouldn't read this with your child.

The Reason You Drink is a bedtime book for parents facing the reality that sometimes their little bundle of joy isn't always a good time. Parenting isn't all fun and games... sometimes it can drive you to drink! This subversive and brutally honest book exposes the true frustration of parenting, giving moms and dads (new, old, grand, and expecting) a much-needed chance to laugh and commensurate about the trials and tribulations of parenting. So, go ahead and have a drink while you read this book! You just shouldn't read it to your children.

Chupacabras are the most fearsome beasts around-more ferocious than an angry mother and more terrifying than quicksand! But not Chuck-he'd rather bake zucchini muffins than hunt animals! When Chuck's love for cooking and growing vegetables disappoints his parents, he must decide whether to learn to behave the way a Chupacabra should or choose his own destiny.