Bøker av Mike Mains

It's all here! Everything you need to go to Heaven, your true home. Read this book and discover for yourself the four key steps followed by everyone that we now know is in Heaven, people like St. Peter, St. Paul, the seers of Fatima, Padre Pio, and others. To follow in their footsteps and go to Heaven yourself, all you have to do is model your life on theirs. In other words, by doing what they did and not doing what they didn't do, you can virtually guarantee yourself of going to Heaven. If you've ever wished for a map, a manual, or a system that would lead you straight to Heaven, now you have one! Nothing else you read or do for the rest of your life will ever be more important. In How to Go to Heaven you will learn: The four key steps followed by everyone that we now know is in Heaven.How to heal all of the wounds, heartbreak, and sorrows of your past.Why St. Vincent Ferrer famously taught that of every 33,000 people who die, only five make it to Heaven.The number one cause of sin - it's not what you think.The one sin that sends more people to hell than any other - it is what you think.Why modern society is a funnel to hell and how best to avoid it.How to instantly spot a liar and never be lied to again.The Third Secret of Fatima - never before revealed.Why a concern with worldly affairs and the opinions of others is devastating to your soul.Why "nice people" fall like snowflakes into hell.The proven science of going to Heaven.Why wanting to go to Heaven is not enough - it must be truly desired.The most important thing you can do right now, this very instant, to dramatically increase your chances of going to Heaven.Why after reading this book, you'll be the smartest person in the room everywhere you go for the rest of your life.Why you can expect miracles in your life after reading this book, with examples given.And much, much more.You won't find these points discussed in any other book, because no one else has the guts to give them to you. This is the only book on earth that tells you exactly what you must do to save your soul and achieve eternal salvation. Not only that, but everything presented in this book is fully documented for you to reference and prove to yourself. No other book you've ever read can say that. You're not here by accident. God wants you to see what's in the pages of this book. He wants you to go to Heaven. Don't disappoint Him. A word of warning before you begin reading. Heaven is not for the weak, the stupid, or the cowardly. It's reserved for the strongest of the strong. If you've read this far, you might be one of them. Inside these pages are the secrets no one else will tell you. A proven, foolproof plan for you to achieve eternal salvation. You'll want two copies of this book. One for you and one for the person you most want to see in Heaven. NOTE: The books How to Go to Heaven for Teen Boys and How to Go to Heaven for Teen Girls contain the complete text to this book, but with additional chapters on the temptations that young people face, such as drug and alcohol use, pornography, immodest dress, the loss of purity, and more. If you have young readers in your life, there is no greater gift you can give them than a copy of one of these books. Note also that no one will be turned away for lack of funds. If you're desirous of Heaven, but experiencing financial hardship, email me and I'll send you a free copy. That's how strongly I want to see you in Heaven.

Do you like to laugh? Do you like making other people laugh? If you answered yes to both questions, then this is the book for you. Inside, you'll find over 250 of the world's funniest jokes for kids, each and every one personally tested by yours truly. Most of these jokes are ones you're never heard before. How do I know that? Because I made them up myself! Humor can Heal the World Did you know that it's impossible to be mad at someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? It's true. Humor is very healing. That's why if you want to make friends, telling jokes is a great way to start. People like to be around other people who make them laugh. One word of advice: never tell a joke that might hurt someone else's feelings. That's called insult humor and it's just plain dumb. The purpose of humor is to make people feel better, not worse. So never laugh at a person who falls down or does something stupid, and never laugh at a person who looks funny. They feel bad enough; your laughter will only make them feel worse. Even if you do it in a good-natured way, it can still hurt their feelings. With fictional characters it's different. There we can laugh at the pain of others, because we recognize ourselves in them and because we know they're not real. When Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown and he goes flying up in the air, we laugh because we ourselves have been fooled so many times. Are you ready for your first laugh? Fantastic! Turn the page and let's get started! A Note to Parents This book contains over 250 of the world's funniest jokes for kids age 8-12, or even younger if your child knows how to read and likes to laugh. Every joke in this book is kid-tested and guaranteed to produce a laugh or smile. I could have padded the book out with 800 more jokes, like everyone else does, but then you'd have a book with 250 funny jokes and 800 unfunny ones. And since you're the one who's going to be hearing most of these jokes, I just saved you a ton of grief. Aren't you happy? The World's Funniest Jokes for Kids They're all here, waiting to entertain you! Buy this book today and start laughing tomorrow! FREE BONUS CHAPTER: World's Funniest Limericks! I have a good friend named Zoey, Who likes to play when it's snowy.She'll play on her sled, Until she's fedA lunch of bread and baloney. I know a young boy named Kyle, Who runs every day for awhile.He runs so fastNo one can lastTo run with him more than a mile. There's a girl in my class named Jane, Whose smile is as big as her brain.She's really quite smartWith such a big heartI'd marry her if I wasn't insane. It's time for school I know.I should be up, but I feel so low.I've nothing to wear, My hair is a scare, So it's back to bed I go. There's a girl in my class I like.The problem's her big brother, Spike.He's big and he's mean, The toughest I've seen, He told me to go take a hike. Not one to be easily swayed, I told Spike I wasn't afraid.His face turned all red, I thought I was dead.But now he's a new friend I made. If you like jokes and limericks, you'll love this book!

It's all here! Everything you need to go to Heaven, your true home. Read this book and discover for yourself the four key steps that everyone must take if they truly desire to go to Heaven. Going to Heaven doesn't have to be a hope or a wish. It can be scientifically planned and achieved. After reading this book you'll know how. What this means for you is total redemption. By going to Heaven, you can right every wrong from your past. You can erase every mistake you've ever made. You can wipe clean your entire slate. Think about that. Everything you've ever done that hurt another person will be forgiven. Every fault you've ever had will be corrected. Have you ever hurt someone to the point where it pains you just to think about it? That pain will be washed away. Have you ever sinned to the point where it looks as if all hope is gone? That hopelessness will be replaced by joy. I don't care if you're sitting on death row, guilty of taking another man's life. I don't care if you murdered your own child through an abortion, the most horrible sin imaginable. I don't care if you've spent your entire life hurting other people and running roughshod over them. You can be forgiven of all those sins and more, and enjoy everlasting paradise in Heaven where you'll be loved by God and all of His angels. It's the same with all the disappointments life has thrown your way. All of the things you've dreamed of having, but never did will mean nothing. If you've ever suffered a broken heart, your heart will be healed. If you've ever looked with longing upon the things of this world, your longing will cease. If you've ever felt sad, lonely, or down because you never achieved the fame or fortune you so desperately craved, none of that will matter anymore. It will all be washed clean, because you will have achieved the ultimate victory. If you've spent your life wishing you were prettier, handsomer, more attractive, know that in God's eyes-and God's eyes are the only ones that count-you are beautiful beyond measure. In Heaven you will radiate with a beauty that the human mind cannot even begin to comprehend. If life has thrown you curve balls; if you've suffered one setback after another; if you have experienced trials and tribulations that left you broken and in tears, then know this: Your glory in Heaven will be greater than any earthly success you could possibly imagine. If you make it to Heaven-and you will, I promise you, as long as you follow in the footsteps of those who are already there-then everything in your past will have been perfect, because it will have led you to life's greatest prize. Inside these pages are the secrets no one else will tell you. A proven, foolproof plan for you to achieve eternal salvation. You'll want two copies of this book. One for you, and one for the person you most want to see in Heaven. God's Voice: Stills YouLeads YouReassures YouEnlightens YouEncourages YouComforts YouCalms YouHeals YouGod's voice is never early and never late. He's always right on time. If the voice in your head doesn't sound like the column above, then it's not from God. What is God telling you right now? Note: The books How to Go to Heaven for Teen Boys and How to Go to Heaven for Teen Girls contain the complete text to this book, but with additional chapters on the temptations that young people face, such as drug and alcohol use, pornography, immodest dress, the loss of purity, and more. If you have young readers in your life, there is no greater gift you can give them than a copy of one of these books.

It's all here! Everything you need to go to Heaven, your true home. Read this book and discover for yourself the four key steps that everyone must take if they truly desire to go to Heaven. Going to Heaven doesn't have to be a hope or a wish. It can be scientifically planned and achieved. After reading this book you'll know how. What this means for you is total redemption. By going to Heaven, you can right every wrong from your past. You can erase every mistake you've ever made. You can wipe clean your entire slate. Think about that. Everything you've ever done that hurt another person will be forgiven. Every fault you've ever had will be corrected. Have you ever hurt someone to the point where it pains you just to think about it? That pain will be washed away. Have you ever sinned to the point where it looks as if all hope is gone? That hopelessness will be replaced by joy. I don't care if you're sitting on death row, guilty of taking another man's life. I don't care if you murdered your own child through an abortion, the most horrible sin imaginable. I don't care if you've spent your entire life hurting other people and running roughshod over them. You can be forgiven of all those sins and more, and enjoy everlasting paradise in Heaven where you'll be loved by God and all of His angels. It's the same with all the disappointments life has thrown your way. All of the things you've dreamed of having, but never did will mean nothing. If you've ever suffered a broken heart, your heart will be healed. If you've ever looked with longing upon the things of this world, your longing will cease. If you've ever felt sad, lonely, or down because you never achieved the fame or fortune you so desperately craved, none of that will matter anymore. It will all be washed clean, because you will have achieved the ultimate victory. If you've spent your life wishing you were prettier, handsomer, more attractive, know that in God's eyes-and God's eyes are the only ones that count-you are beautiful beyond measure. In Heaven you will radiate with a beauty that the human mind cannot even begin to comprehend. If life has thrown you curve balls; if you've suffered one setback after another; if you have experienced trials and tribulations that left you broken and in tears, then know this: Your glory in Heaven will be greater than any earthly success you could possibly imagine. If you make it to Heaven-and you will, I promise you, as long as you follow in the footsteps of those who are already there-then everything in your past will have been perfect, because it will have led you to life's greatest prize. Inside these pages are the secrets no one else will tell you. A proven, foolproof plan for you to achieve eternal salvation. You'll want two copies of this book. One for you, and one for the person you most want to see in Heaven. God's Voice: Stills YouLeads YouReassures YouEnlightens YouEncourages YouComforts YouCalms YouHeals YouGod's voice is never early and never late. He's always right on time. If the voice in your head doesn't sound like the column above, then it's not from God. What is God telling you right now? Note: The books How to Go to Heaven for Teen Boys and How to Go to Heaven for Teen Girls contain the complete text to this book, but with additional chapters on the temptations that young people face, such as drug and alcohol use, pornography, immodest dress, the loss of purity, and more. If you have young readers in your life, there is no greater gift you can give them than a copy of one of these books.

Look closely at the two photos on the cover of this book. Is that the same woman? Since 1960, the Vatican has claimed that the woman on the right is the same person as the woman on the left. Have they been lying to us? If so, why?In this explosive new book, you will discover: Conclusive evidence that Sister Lucy of Fatima was replaced with an impostorThe sad, but true fate of the real Sister LucyWhy the Vatican had to replace Sister Lucy with an impostorSister Lucy's frank admission that we are living in the end timesThe Communist infiltration of the Catholic ChurchThe Third Secret of Fatima - Have we've been told the truth?The true story of the Consecration of Russia - Was it really done?Why so many people choose to be willfully blindThe relevance of Fatima to todayThe relevance of Fatima to youA Must-Read Book for CatholicsThis is a must-read book for Catholics and for anyone who hopes to go to Heaven. The message of Our Lady of Fatima is more relevant than ever, so pour yourself a cup of hot chocolate and curl up on the couch. you're about to read one of the most amazing stories in the history of our world.Our Lady of Fatima, books for Catholics, Impostor Sister Lucy, Catholic books