Bøker av Peter Haney

Another outing for Valentine Pope as he attempts to navigate the post-post uprising of Crumb.Yup, it's going to be a Black Hat Job.That is for certain.But will he still dream on Metal Beach or gaze out over the chasm at Butcher's Rock?And this time, at the end of the day, will he walk, arm in arm with the beautiful president of the fledgling republic?

Valentine's day:a day when you think they've got the wrong dude;a day when you think you've fallen in love;a day when the greetings card industry thinks all you need is love;a day when you think things can't get any worse;but actually, a day when thinking is best left to thinkers......When Valentine Pope is questioned at the Department of Fun, he finds it hard to take it seriously. But then he falls in love with an unattainable angel, his house is condemned and he finds himself in the middle of the Crumb uprising.As Valentine's day unfolds, he takes a trip into the Crumbian world of Tarquin Collier, Maggie North and the mysterious Dawn Friday. Follow Pope as the bulldozers come to town and he faces his enemies armed with a pick-axe handle, a sheathed knife and his complete knowledge of the encyclopaedia (minus Volume C).

Lets go to Jake's:The tractor wants to go on a midnight adventure.Then all the cars and trucks want to go too.Can they all be quiet and get to Jake's?

Never trust a bogus vicar. Valentine Pope's journey from the desperation of the slag heap to the summit of the Famous C Bedstore - and beyond.A self-help book for cool chicks and shrewd dudes.

the complete byron the penguin (so far):.....................the amazing adventures of the antarctic bard/includes philosophy and trying too hard/selling his soul and beating the weather/and writing the finest poetry ever..............for a penguin

Another outing from the creator of Byron the Penguin, this time accompanied by his grandson. More oddball animal rhymes from a Grandad inspired by his six year old grandson. Excellent fun with real and imaginary animals.