Bøker av Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys

In a world where everything seems perfect, Jeffrey discovers that his idyllic existence is nothing more than a meticulously crafted illusion. When two otherworldly beings, Sasa and Visnja, reveal the truth behind the simulation, he's forced to confront the harsh reality of a post-invasion Earth, now left in desolation and despair. As the last hope for humanity, Jeffrey must make a heart-wrenching decision: remain in the solace of the virtual world, free from the hardships and destruction of his former life, or return to the shattered remnants of Earth, knowing that the survival of the human race hangs in the balance. The choice isn't as simple as it seems; each option comes with its own set of ethical dilemmas and profound consequences. In "Reality Never Did Run Smooth," author Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys masterfully explores the depths of human emotion, the resilience of the human spirit, and the complexities of the choices we make. Through Jeffrey's journey, readers will be challenged to examine their own beliefs about love, loss, and the true meaning of existence. Join Jeffrey as he navigates the blurred lines between reality and illusion, grappling with the responsibility that comes with being humanity's last hope. This thought-provoking, emotionally-charged science fiction novel will leave readers questioning the very nature of reality and the ultimate cost of happiness. Embark on an unforgettable journey through the ruins of a post-invasion world, where the fate of humanity rests on one man's shoulders. "Reality Never Did Run Smooth" is a must-read for fans of thought-provoking science fiction and gripping tales of survival against all odds.

Unleash your inner tyrant with "The Intergalactic Overlord's Handbook: A Comical Guide to Universal Domination"! This tongue-in-cheek, satirical, and entertaining guide is packed with invaluable advice, hilarious anecdotes, and obscure sci-fi references, designed to transform even the meekest earthling into a cosmic conqueror. Whether you're an aspiring despot or a seasoned dictator looking for some fresh inspiration, this handbook will provide you with everything you need to take over the universe, one planet at a time.

Attention all superheroes, caped crusaders, and masked defenders of justice! Are you tired of battling evil forces only to come home to an empty lair? Do you long for a sidekick to share your secret identity and world-saving escapades? Look no further! The Superhero's Guide to Finding True Love is here to save your love life! This witty, sarcastic, and entertaining self-help book will guide you through the tumultuous world of superhero dating, relationships, and everything in between. With humor and heart, this guide tackles the unique challenges faced by superheroes in their quest for love and happiness. In The Superhero's Guide to Finding True Love, you'll discover: How to embrace your super identity and build self-confidence in both worldsThe delicate balance between your love life and your responsibilitiesWays to navigate the dating scene and assess the pros and cons of dating fellow superheroes, civilians, and even former villainsThe art of unmasking your true self and revealing your secret identity to your partnerStrategies for coping with unique relationship hurdles, such as trust issues, jealousy, and long-distance loveThe importance of understanding and expressing love languages in a superhero's relationshipTechniques for fighting relationship villains, such as miscommunication, conflict, and infidelityTips for building a successful and supportive power couple partnershipAnd much, much more!Whether you're a seasoned crime-fighter or a superhero in training, The Superhero's Guide to Finding True Love will provide you with the tools you need to conquer the heart of your one true love. So, strap on your cape, fire up your jetpack, and embark on the most thrilling adventure of all - the pursuit of true love in the world of superheroes!

Dive into a world of culinary adventure and monstrous delights with "Kaiju Cuisine: The Ultimate Guide to Opening Your Monster of a Restaurant" by Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys. This unique book serves up a flavorful fusion of practical guidebook and enthralling anthology, promising readers a gastronomic journey they won't forget. In Part 1, aspiring restaurateurs and seasoned chefs alike will be whisked into the daring world of kaiju dining. With humor, sarcasm, and a dash of wit, Rhyan unveils the secrets of opening your own kaiju-themed restaurant. Explore key topics such as assessing the market, sourcing ethically harvested kaiju meat, designing a memorable dining experience, and overcoming challenges in the kaiju restaurant business. Whether you're envisioning a modest food truck or a grand dining hall, this guide is the recipe to your monstrous dining dream. But the feast doesn't stop there. Part 2, "Tasting Titans: An Anthology of Tantalizing Tales of Those Who Sought to Eat the Monsters Who Ate Japan," presents a smorgasbord of captivating tales that explore humanity's bold relationship with kaiju cuisine. From a food writer who uncovers an ancient kaiju cookbook to a dystopian chef daring enough to cook up a revolution, Rhyan expertly blends speculative fiction with a gourmet twist. It's a testament to our complex relationship with food, our societal structures, and the transformative power of culinary creativity. Whether you're a food lover, a fantasy enthusiast, or simply a fan of compelling storytelling, "Kaiju Cuisine: The Ultimate Guide to Opening Your Monster of a Restaurant" is an epic culinary adventure that will leave you craving for more. Order your copy today and prepare for a feast that transcends the ordinary!

"Left For Dead" is a captivating collection of tattoo flash and sketches that delves into the boundless creativity of a professional tattoo flash illustrator. Showcasing an array of mesmerizing and original designs, this collection is a treasure trove of inspiration for anyone seeking their next piece of body art or simply appreciating the beauty of ink on paper.From alluring angels and mystical fairies to crosses and evocative lower back designs, "Left For Dead" offers a diverse selection of tattoo styles to suit every taste. Discover the striking vision of an artist whose passion for tattoo artistry shines through on every page.Whether you're a tattoo enthusiast, an artist, or simply fascinated by the world of ink, "Left For Dead" is a must-have addition to your library. Delight in the artistry of these one-of-a-kind designs, and immerse yourself in the vibrant creativity that breathes life into the tattoo world.

Dive into the uncharted depths of cosmic horror romance with "Eldritch Attraction: The Forbidden Mad Love of a Cthulhuian Woman," a darkly captivating guide that transcends the boundaries of reality and delves into the mysterious world of love beyond human comprehension. From navigating interdimensional courtship rituals to exploring the psychological impact of an otherworldly romance, this book offers an unparalleled glimpse into the enigmatic realm of Cthulhuian relationships. As you journey through the pages of this enthralling how-to guide, you'll be captivated by a series of diary entries that follow the haunting and unforgettable love story of a human protagonist and their alluring Cthulhuian partner. Together, they defy the odds and face the unimaginable in a tale that blends cosmic horror, dark humor, and the power of love to transcend even the most insurmountable obstacles. Brace yourself for a love story that will take you to the furthest reaches of the cosmos and the darkest corners of the human heart. Are you ready to embrace the madness and discover the eldritch attraction that awaits?

Dare to enter a realm where familiar bedtime stories become twisted and nightmarish, revealing the sinister truth lurking beneath the surface of our world. "Eldritch Fables: Bedtime Tales Reimagined" is a collection of chilling tales that unearth the unspeakable horrors woven into the very fabric of existence. Visionary author Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys has masterfully reimagined beloved fables and fairy tales, infusing them with a cosmic horror that exposes the eldritch terrors awaiting us all. Through these dark retellings, readers are granted a rare glimpse into the shadowy corners of the universe, where malevolent forces strive to unmake reality and claim our world for their own. In these haunting stories, Jack's beanstalk grows into a conduit for an ancient, otherworldly evil; Sleeping Beauty's eternal slumber threatens to unleash a cosmic nightmare upon the land; Hansel and Gretel find themselves lost in an eldritch forest that preys upon their deepest fears; and many more familiar tales take a sinister turn. Each story in "Eldritch Fables: Bedtime Tales Reimagined" unravels the tenuous threads holding our reality together, exposing the cosmic horrors that lie just beyond our perception. It is a journey not meant for the faint of heart, but for those who dare to face the truth and glimpse the darkness encroaching upon our world. Embark on a journey through twisted realms and distorted fables, and prepare to confront the unspeakable terror waiting to claim us all. "Eldritch Fables: Bedtime Tales Reimagined" is a chilling exploration of cosmic horror and the hidden nightmares that lurk within the shadows of our most cherished stories. Read at your own peril, for once the veil has been lifted, there is no turning back.

Discover the rich literary world of comic books and graphic novels in "Beyond the Panels: Uncovering the Literary Power of Comic Books and Graphic Novels." In this comprehensive exploration, dive into the history, art, storytelling techniques, and cultural impact of the medium, as well as its role in combating illiteracy and serving as a teaching aid. Gain insight from creators' perspectives, industry insiders, and even delve into the global landscape of comics as you journey through the fascinating and diverse universe of comic books and graphic novels. Whether you are a seasoned fan, a newcomer, or simply curious, this book offers a captivating and enlightening glimpse into the world of sequential art. Unravel the compelling stories beyond the panels in this in-depth exploration of the literary value of comic books and graphic novels. In "Beyond the Panels," readers will discover: The historical context and development of comic books and graphic novels.The art of visual storytelling through panel layout, composition, color, and symbolism.An examination of different genres, unique storytelling approaches, and diverse representation in the medium.The cultural impact and social commentary of comics, including their role in combating illiteracy and serving as educational tools.Insights from creators and industry professionals, as well as the global landscape of comic book traditions and styles.Embark on a journey that goes beyond the pages to uncover the power and significance of comic books and graphic novels as an influential and evolving literary form.

Get ready for a hilariously cerebral journey with "The Joy of Thought Bending: A Satirical Guide to the Art of Mind Control." Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys, a master of satirical wisdom, invites you on a romp through the twisty tunnels of the human mind. This guide offers a sly wink at mind control, spinning it as a metaphor for communication, empathy, and influence in everyday life. From mastering the 'mind control diet' to navigating the ethical minefields of thought tampering, this book is a rollercoaster of absurdity, brimming with wit and surprising insights. Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett, this book will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your sanity. So, if you're ready for a wild ride through the human psyche, and you've always wanted to Jedi mind-trick your way into a promotion, this book is the perfect read for you. Just remember, with great power comes... well, you know the rest. Enjoy the ride!

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of a malevolent Galactic Overlord? Have you ever wondered what it takes to lead a ragtag band of misfits on a daring adventure to free the universe from tyranny? Look no further! "The Cosmic Rebel's Manual: A Comical Guide to Galactic Rebellion" is here to guide you through every hilarious, absurd, and thrilling step of your quest for interstellar liberation. In this uproarious guide, you'll learn how to: Identify the Galactic Overlord's weaknessesAssemble a team of quirky, lovable rebelsMaster the art of subterfuge and propagandaUnite alien species under a common causeAnd so much more!With its tongue-in-cheek humor, satirical wit, and a heaping helping of cosmic shenanigans, "The Cosmic Rebel's Manual" is the only guide you'll need to overthrow tyranny, restore peace, and create a just and equitable universe for all. So strap on your space boots, grab your laser blaster, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Discover the transformative world of artisan bread baking with this comprehensive guide crafted by an experienced baker who learned his skills in a renowned artisan bread bakery. In "Artisan Bread Alchemy: Transforming Ingredients into Masterpieces," Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys shares his passion and expertise, guiding you through the history, cultural significance, and key principles of artisan bread making. From mastering essential techniques and exploring fermentation methods to experimenting with diverse recipes and learning troubleshooting tips, this book offers a wealth of knowledge for both beginners and experienced bakers alike. Embark on a global journey as you delve into bread baking traditions from around the world, and learn to create a wide range of artisan breads, including baguettes, sourdough, ciabatta, focaccia, challah, brioche, rye, and whole grain breads. Whether you're a novice or a seasoned baker, "Artisan Bread Alchemy" provides the inspiration, tools, and knowledge needed to fully embrace the world of artisan bread making. Join Rhyan in this captivating journey, and experience the joy and connection that comes from breaking bread with those you hold dear.

In an age of lost innocence and a world long forgotten, Enoch, a gentle soul, finds himself in the midst of an epic celestial journey. On the 365th year of his life, he is lifted into the Seven Heavens and brought face to face with the awe-inspiring visage of God. Chosen as the Divine Scribe, Enoch becomes a witness to the unfolding of a celestial saga."Genaissance" is an enthralling screenplay that takes readers on a breathtaking journey through the Pre-Flood Earth and the heavens above. Accompanied by the Archangel Micha-el, Enoch learns the remarkable story of God's evolution, the creation of Earth, the genesis of Heaven, the birth of Lucifer Morningstar, and the tumultuous War in Heaven.Described as "a unique project that offers the reader a chance to witness the Old Testament from the Celestial Choir's point of view," this compelling screenplay invites you to explore a world beyond imagination, through the eyes of Enoch, the Divine Scribe.Discover the celestial origins of existence and the cosmic battles that shaped the universe in "Genaissance," an unforgettable journey through the annals of divine history.

Unleash your imagination and step into the extraordinary with "Madd Fictional Tales From The 'Gram." This vibrant anthology is a unique mosaic of short stories spanning speculative fiction, horror, science fiction, and fantasy. From the uncanny to the breathtaking, each tale will captivate your mind, leaving you teetering on the edge of reality as you traverse through realms of the fantastical and the terrifying. Authored under the pen name Madd Fictional, Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys' collection is a testament to the power of narrative, weaving a tapestry of emotion, suspense, and the sublime. Explore the enigmatic corridors of the human psyche, come face-to-face with unseen horrors, and journey through time and space with unforgettable characters. "Madd Fictional Tales From The 'Gram" transcends the ordinary, taking you on an exhilarating ride through the heart of the extraordinary. Each tale is a unique universe, beckoning you to step in, experience its wonders, and be enthralled by its compelling narrative force. Immerse yourself in this riveting collection and experience storytelling at its finest. A treat for avid readers and casual browsers alike, "Madd Fictional Tales From The 'Gram" is your passport to the realm where dreams and nightmares collide, where reality takes a backseat, and where the improbable becomes the norm.

Embark on a fascinating journey through the colorful and complex world of tattoo art and culture with "The Inked Chronicles." This captivating book takes you on a voyage through time, exploring the origins and evolution of tattoos across diverse cultures and historical periods. From the ancient tribal markings of indigenous peoples to the cutting-edge electronic tattoos of the future, "The Inked Chronicles" illuminates the myriad meanings, stories, and techniques that have shaped the world of tattoo art. Delve into the rich symbolism behind various tattoo designs, from powerful animal motifs to intricate geometric patterns, and learn how tattoos have been used as a form of self-expression, spiritual devotion, and social commentary. Along the way, discover the challenges and triumphs of tattoo artists and enthusiasts as they navigate the ever-changing landscape of social perception, legal restrictions, and technological advancements. Beautifully illustrated and expertly researched, "The Inked Chronicles" offers a fascinating and comprehensive exploration of the art, culture, and history of tattoos, providing a valuable resource for tattoo enthusiasts and a compelling read for anyone interested in the transformative power of ink.

Journey beyond the limits of your imagination and dive into the realm of science fiction with "Beyond the Imaginary: The Significance of Science Fiction." This fascinating and insightful exploration of the genre takes readers on a thrilling ride through literature, film, television, animation, and more, revealing the intricate connections between science fiction and our ever-evolving world. From the birth of science fiction in Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" to the breathtaking universes of "Star Wars" and "Dune," this captivating book explores the history, impact, and societal influence of science fiction, while examining its ethical implications and forecasting the genre's future. Along with in-depth analysis, you'll discover engaging anecdotes, curious facts, and surprising insights that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Featuring several informative appendixes, "Beyond the Imaginary" also delves into lesser-known subgenres, highlights groundbreaking women creators, explores the vibrant science fiction fandom, and introduces influential authors and filmmakers. Perfect for long-time sci-fi enthusiasts and newcomers alike, this book offers a unique perspective on the genre that has captured the hearts and minds of countless readers and viewers across the globe. Dare to venture "Beyond the Imaginary" and unlock the secrets behind the enduring allure of science fiction.

Are you in your 60s or 70s and feeling like the world has left you behind? Do you worry about finding purpose, hope, and a sense of belonging in this new stage of life? If so, "Reinventing Life: A Guide to Finding Purpose and Hope in Your 60s and 70s" is the book for you. In this comprehensive guide, author Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys shares practical advice, insights, and resources to help you overcome the unique challenges faced by seniors in today's fast-paced world. Drawing from personal experiences, extensive research, and the wisdom of his peers, Rhyan offers actionable strategies for embracing change, cultivating resilience, and thriving in your golden years. Inside, you'll discover how to: Shift your mindset to embrace new opportunities and overcome ageismBuild a supportive network of friends, family, and community connectionsDevelop financial strategies for starting over and living on a limited incomeMaintain your physical and mental health through preventive care and lifestyle choicesExplore new skills, hobbies, and creative pursuits to find joy and fulfillmentGive back to your community through volunteering and intergenerational connectionsNavigate housing, transportation, and the digital world with confidence and easeDon't let society dictate your worth or potential. Take control of your life and rediscover the passion, purpose, and hope that awaits you in your 60s and 70s. Grab your copy of "Reinventing Life" today and start your journey towards a brighter, more fulfilling future.

"A Foolproof Guide to a Life of Mediocrity (and Other Tall Tales)" is a tongue-in-cheek, satirical, witty, and entertaining exploration of the art of living a life that teeters on the edge of unremarkable. If you've ever dreamt of being the ruler of your own average kingdom, yearned for a lifestyle that neither impresses nor disappoints, or aspired to make a living through less-than-noble means, then this is the book for you. Through a series of amusing chapters, you'll learn how to navigate the waters of mediocrity in every aspect of life, from your career and relationships to your hobbies and fashion choices. Along the way, you'll discover the joys of living in the comfortable middle ground - never too much, never too little, but just enough to remain perfectly forgettable. Embrace the beauty of blandness with "A Foolproof Guide to a Life of Mediocrity (and Other Tall Tales)" - because there's something truly remarkable about being perfectly unremarkable.