Bøker av Seth McDuffee

A zero-turned-hero must battle his way across a perilous landscape of monsters, magic, and mayhem in the third book of a hilarious fantasy-adventure series. In the magical world of Regaia, ultra-yoked orc warrior Loon (formerly loser Earthling Gabe Skelter) has rampaged across the land, gaining perks, skills, awesome powers, and an oddball crew of allies. Now, against all hope, he's found his fellow ?sojourners??classmates of Gabe's who were also transported to this dangerous realm, each taking up their own new forms. Of course, some of them are still major asshats, but that's just the start of Loon's problems. Because not only are the sojourners under constant threat from Regaia's wide assortment of nightmarish creatures, fearsome foes, and bloodthirsty armies of all stripes. They now also face the cold, hard reality of building a solid settlement for themselves before the coming winter. You know, the makings of basic survival: food, water, shelter, etc. Luckily for Loon and company, there's a simple fix. It's a very special treasure called a Prosperity Conduit, a mythical talisman that could boost their small, fragile community into a thriving society and ensure their continued success and achievement. There's only one teensy, tiny problem . . . They'll have to kill a god to get it. Bursting with battle, bloodshed, and the bullheaded brashness of youth, Big Sneaky Barbarian 3 is a guaranteed pleaser for fans of quick wit, RPG action, and plot twists that just won't quit.

The comic fantasy adventures of Gabe Skelter continue as the former Earthling loser fights his way to gory glory in an RPG made all too real. Not all that long ago, Gabe Skelter was an unimpressive, overweight, snarky teenager with more mouth than muscle and more attitude than attributes. Then, during a deadly trainwreck, he was transported to another reality. On the world of Regaia, Gabe is a different person entirely: a massively jacked-up warrior orc known as Loon. The dud has become a stud. But even in his new buff bod and with his growing collection of skills, Gabe still finds himself in a near-constant fight for survival against a wide variety of horrific creatures. Luckily, he's gathered a small but loyal band of fighters to cover his broad back. And he's going to need them . . . Because the powers that brought Gabe to Regaia have their own plans for him and his former classmates who ?died? in the trainwreck?now known as sojourners. Plans that could have drastic consequences not only for Gabe's loved ones but for all Regaia. Plans that will almost certainly get them all killed. Packed with furious combat, nerd-tastic detail, and hilarious wit, Big Sneaky Barbarian 2 is a must-read for fans of high-octane action and nonstop smart-ass fun.?Wow . . . you didn't even ask me for a blurb. Well, you can just go screw yourself, Mr. Seth.? ?Matt Dinniman, bass player (also, I guess, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl)

One angry young man is about to take a fantasy realm by storm?or by accident?in the hilarious first book of a new series by the author of Good Boy. Gabe Skelter has a temper, which he likes to imagine has the effect of causing people to fear and respect him. On the contrary, his pudgy, underdeveloped body and negative personality make him more your standard outcast teenager. Worse still, he kinda knows what a jerkweed he actually is. Then, in the middle of a class trip, Gabe finds himself spirited away to Regaia: a world of magic, mayhem, and nerd-tastic adventure. Naturally, he's completely ill-prepared. But in this realm, he's a monstrous, muscular man of action. Unfortunately, he's still saddled with the frightfully unimpressive brains of a teenage loser. Now, Gabe must make his burly, bulky way in a land where the strong dominate, the powerful rule, and picking a class has nothing to do with algebra . . . and everything to do with survival. Bristling with reckless abandon and antisocial attitude, Big Sneaky Barbarian is Die Hard with dungeons; a must-read for fans of heavy-hitting action mixed with laugh-out-loud snark?and absolutely loaded with swears. Praise for Big Sneaky Barbarian ?I loved every one of the words in this book! Especially how they followed one another in perfect sequence, each of them dazzling me with their sublime poise, vigor, and panache. Or at least that's what I think I'd say if I read the thing. Are we done here now? Wait, don't write that. Stop, what are you doing, don't hit send . . .? ?Luke Chmilenko, author of the Ascend Online series and collector of ?antique? eggs ?This has gotten me very excited at the chance to be one of those authors quoted on a book.? ?Shirtaloon, author of the He Who Fights with Monsters series and brazen Australian ?One of the books of all time! I'll never forget when the big barbarian got all sneaky.? ?Will Wight, author of the Cradle series and cult leader ?I don't care how you quote me; just put your pants back on.? ?Kyle Kirrin, author of the Ripple System series and secret male model