Bøker av Shane Mckenzie

A unique coming of age tale of a young kaiju on his path to greatness.

Natasha just wants to be loved. But it's hard to find someone when you're an obese, fetid monstrosity of a human. She knows she'll never be beautiful like the women in the magazines but the porcelain face-mask she wears helps her feel pretty. She has spent her life locked in her house by her parents. But one day fate provides an opportunity and Natasha finds herself free to explore the outside world. She wants to find love-no matter how many crushed skulls or disembowelments it takes. From the author of MUERTE CON CARNE and PUS JUNKIES comes a horror novel that is sure to disgust and delight readers.

Be careful where you masturbate...Grady learns this the hard way when he rubs one out in the bathroom and ends up knocking up his toilet. When the swollen latrine gives birth, Grady finds himself saddled with a toilet baby-a half-human half-porcelain monstrosity that yearns to be loved. But being a new father isn't easy when your child is a toilet girl that feeds on human excrement and must be kept a secret from the rest of society.Grady soon learns he isn't the only one with this problem. There's a hidden community of toilet people where fathers can live with their toilet children in peace. Unfortunately, their tranquil isolation cannot last forever. Kids will be kids and the toilet children are eager and curious to learn about the world and experiences that were always kept from them - no matter how dangerous they may be.From the same deviant mind that brought you PUS JUNKIES and MUERTE CON CARNE comes a comedy about family and love born from the toilet bowl.

Kip has the worst case of acne that anyone has ever seen. Zits cover his entire body; his skin is aflame with bright red, pus-filled sores. He has become an outcast in his school and the other kids call him Toad. But what they don't know is the pus leaking from Kip's acne is actually a powerful narcotic that produces strong psychedelic effects. Soon, everyone in school will want a taste of his hallucinogenic cream and this former-loser will become the most popular kid in school. But once you lick the Toad, there's no going back to normal drugs. His classmates just can't get enough. And as their addiction grows, they will stop at nothing to get it... In the spirit of Street Trash and Class of Nukem' High comes a novel about growing up, finding yourself, and tripping on bodily fluids. Shane McKenzie and Eraserhead Press present a bizarro high school drama drenched in Technicolor-splatter!

"Unflinching and uncompromising, tough and talented, Shane McKenzie stands at the forefront of the next generation of horror writers." -Bentley Little, Stoker Award winning author of The Summoning, The Store, and The Haunted "Edward Lee fans are going to dig All You Can Eat! My advice? Devour this in one sitting, before it eats you!" - J. F. Gonzalez, Author of Survivor and the co-author of the Clickers series. Deep is Texas there is a Chinese restaurant that harbors a secret. Its food is delicious and the secret ingredient ensures that once you have one bite you'll never be able to stop. But when the food runs out and the customers turn to cannibalism, the kitchen staff must take up arms against these obese people-eaters or else be next on the menu!