Bøker av Tom E Moffatt

Get the giggles now!Unleash endless laughter with I'm Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I'm Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I'm Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering.Fun categories: Dip in and out at ease with 100 engaging topics to choose from.Hilarious illustrations: Entertaining artwork by award-winning illustrator, Paul Beavis, on every page. Joke-telling tips: Sprinkled with bite-sized tips to help you squeeze more laughs from your audience.The ultimate gift: Give laughter for years to come with this must-have addition to any bookshelf.Guaranteed Giggles: Whether you're eight or ninety-eight, this laughter compendium guarantees a chuckle on every page. This amazing 5-in-1-collection includes: Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for KidsI'm Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for KidsI'm Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for KidsI'm Joking, Genius: 500+ Big-Brain Jokes for Clever FolksI'm Completely Joking: 100 brand new original jokesWhy did the dog sniff the computer?To see if its email had scentWhat weighs four tonnes and wears glass slippers?CinderelephantKnock-knock, Who's there?HowlerHowler who?Howler remember all these great jokes?What happened when lion went in an elevator? There was an uproarHow did the mountain know what was on the other side?It had a peakIt's time to get the giggles with this complete collectio

Teleporting your mind across the Solar System. Strangers using your body while you sleep. Underage time-travellers and remote-controlled baby-sitting devices. What could possibly go wrong?Hold onto your marbles as mix-ups turn to mayhem in Tom E. Moffatt's third collection of Bonkers Short Stories.Seven Mind-Bending Short Stories Tim Share - If it wasn't Tim who played chess and read Dad's books all night, who the heck was it? The problem is that Tim is too tired to think, let alone get to the bottom of a body-borrowing mystery. Loaner - Alison should be glad that she survived the accident and can use a clone's body while hers is mending. But how is she going to survive school looking like that? In Agreement - Miranda doesn't agree with the way her dad runs his business. But when he bugs the wrong person, Miranda and her family end up seeing things from a very different perspective. masterminds.com - Josh will do anything to pass his Sixth Grade Life Test, even if it involves breaking the rules - and his mind. Will his best friend, Cedric, be able to fix him in time? Out of Control - The remote babysitter console made life so much better for Wayne and Reese, until they really lost control of themselves. Now the brothers will have to work together to fix the mayhem, or else lose their freedom forever. Incredible Feet - When a pair of feet appear in the middle of town, the whole world jumps to solve the mystery. But how far will Reuben go to uncover the truth? Relocated - The last thing Priscilla wanted to do was send her mind halfway across the solar system to that boring old moonbase. But mixing things up with her family might be just what she needed.

A seriously good way to get kids reading...With a whopping 500 original jokes crammed-full of puns and word-plays, this 230-page book will get kids reading and show them how much fun language can be, while inadvertently improving their vocabulary and thinking skills.These clean, family-friendly jokes are divided into fun categories, making them easier to find and share. Brief introductions from the author explain how the jokes were inspired and constructed, and over 100 hilarious illustrations bring the jokes to life.If laughter is the best medicine, this book is a seriously good cure. Suitable for jokesters aged 7 to 107.Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, side-splitting laughter and incessant joke-telling. You'll find these funny jokes and hundreds more...Where is the milk always fresher?On the udder side How do you get your arm down a toilet?U-bend itDoctor, doctor, I think I'm a library book.Okay, I'm just going to check you outWhat does fun do at school?LessensWhy did Snow White win referee of the year?She was the fairest of them all

500+ hilarious jokes that you haven't heard before!Unleash a tsunami of laughter with I'm Joking - the ultimate source of side-splitting humour for joke-lovers aged 7 to 107! With over 500 freshly-squeezed original jokes, divided into fun categories like Barking Mad Mischief, Nutty Giggles, and Stinky Poo Gags, I'm Joking makes the perfect addition to any bookshelf, backpack, or bedside table.I'm Joking:230 pages packed with jokes and illustrationsSqueaky-clean family fun for all ages Ideal for road trips, plane journeys or family gatheringsImproves reading skills and boosts vocabularyPerfect gift for budding comedians and seasoned jokesters alikeSneak Peak:What did the spine say as it left the room? I'll be straight backWhen should you run away from a goldfish? When it's in a tankWhich keys do dogs need? WalkiesWhat did the cat say when it hurt itself? Me ow!Get the giggles NOW with I'm Joking, the ultimate joke book for kids and families!Explore the rest of Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom:Tom E. Moffatt is a master of clean, family-friendly humour, crafting joke books that make kids of all ages laugh out loud. With a knack for creating original, giggle-worthy jokes, his collections are packed with punny, easy-to-read jokes that both children and adults alike can enjoy. If you enjoy books by authors like Rob Elliott, Carole P. Roman, and Mat Waugh, you'll LOVE exploring the funny knock-knock jokes, hilarious howlers, and witty one-liners in Tom E. Moffatt's Jokingdom.

Not all superpowers are a good thing. Especially NOT if your mum has them. Or if they're fuelled by embarrassment. And what if you can't find your way back home?Jump out of your skin with these hilarious short stories by award-winning author, Tom E. Moffatt. But don't leave your body unattended for long! Seven Mind-Blowing Short Stories:Blush - A body-hopping creature that feeds on embarrassment comes face-to-face with its greatest fear... a dog!Empathy Pills - Mischievous Alex discovers what it feels like to be on the receiving end of his nasty pranks.Soul Control - Layla loves hopping into schoolmates' bodies during lunch... until she nearly gets kidnapped in another student's body.Smothered - Darren's mum is a master body-hopper. But will she ever leave Darren alone?Off Side - Ricky soon finds out why his dad won't let him jack into a professional football match. But by then it's too late.Another Dimension - When Alice accidentally transports herself to another dimension, she discovers that returning home is not so easy.Blush Again - Now a dog, Blush is about to discover what happens when he gets too much embarrassment.

A boy in a fly's body. A toad waiting to be kissed. Horses that know Morse code and aliens who hijack children's bodies. Has everyone gone completely bonkers? These hilarious stories by award-winning author, Tom E. Moffatt, transport you to a world where mind-swapping is possible. But be warned: looking in the mirror will never be the same again.