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More salty than the Dead SeaThe Salty Cee is an online Christian News Satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously. This volume contains more than 40 of their best-loved articles that poke fun at Christian culture and celebrities, including:Move of God turns out to be indigestionJoel Osteen’s Freshly Polished Teeth Glow Mistaken for Shekinah GloryK-Love Extends Playlist Rotation to Ten Songs!New Church Encourages Vaping to Mimic Glory CloudSt Paul's gardening accident leads to thorn in the fleshSeventh Day Adventist Chick-Fil-A Franchise: Sunday Hours OfferedIn addition, they’ve added biblical personal ads, predestin-o-scopes for Calvinists, gossip prayer requests, Christian puzzles and much less!By the law of averages, you’re sure to find something that eventually makes you laugh.The Salty Cee; where even the worst satire floatsThe Salty Cee was started by John Spencer together with a bunch of other Christian Anon Twitter users who got bored of the Babylon Bee ignoring our submissions and thought, “why should they have all the fun?”However, we soon discovered that calling ourselves the Babylon Cee got their attention, well their lawyer’s attention to be precise, in a rather unwanted way. This was probably the most excitement in Christendom over one letter since the First Council of Nicaea in 325.A quick name change and we were back, saltier than ever and trying to bring a little cheer to our corner of the interweb thingy.

Parables with beattitude.What if the parables weren't how you remembered? Would it help you see what you'd always missed?Still More Not the Parables of Jesus contains one last bunch of 40 satirical takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyesOften fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from meSt Paul*O for a thousand tongues to sing this great book's praise Charles Wesley*This really is the last time I accept anything my wife gives me!adam*Not the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.* Everything's true about these statements except the quotes.

Let the Sword of Truth tickle you into submission.More Not the Parables of Jesus contains another 40 satirical takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyesOften fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.Your best laugh now.Joel Osteen*'The perfect indulgence.Johann Tetzel*Russia denies meddling in the funniness of this bookVladimir Putin*Not the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.* Everything's true about these statements except the quotes.

Restore the wonder of the parables, the joy of the Gospel ... and the discomfort of the Sword of Truth stabbed firmly in your gut.Not the Parables of Jesus contains more than 40* different takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyesOften fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.If I were alive today, I would be happy to condemn these parables as heretical.Martin Luther†'Awesome. Excellent. Recommended' are some adjectives I found in the thesaurus. However I wouldn't use any of them to describe this book.Dick ShunnaryThis is fake good news!Donald Trump†When I read 'Not the Bible' I feel the pleasure of God.Eric Liddle's sixth cousin twice removed†Not the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after nearly 20 years of marriage.* Bet you think that means there are only 41 parables? Well there are actually 42. So there!† Everything's true about these statements except the quotes.