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The problems in the modern world are multiplying at a rapid rate. But what if all of the problems together is not the problem? Social milieu, conventional knowledge, and daily life lock our attention on numbers and abstract thinking. We are increasingly unconscious of some important aspects of ourselves and reality. What if what we are overlooking is exactly what we need to live a proper life?We assume we know when so much is unknown. We assume our actions are conscious when so much is contributed by the vast unconscious. We assume we are good when so much that we do are questionable. Thus humanity sits at a critical impasse.In Game of Life, Kin Lau examines disparate ideas from philosophy, psychology, and religions from both East and West that can engage the individual on a common path. The content dives in to discover the underlying, unifying message across Buddhism, Christianity, Taoism, Hinduism, etc. and brilliant minds such as Heraclitus, Lao Tzu, Friedrich Nietzsche, Carl Jung, Joseph Campbell, etc. The game of life is to be played in two modes. One mode is playing as a human, which is the mode we are exerting all of our time and effort. For a more complete and integrated way of living, human beings need to rediscover the other mode. The other mode is about our being, which involves understanding the nature of reality. It is time we become integrated individuals again by adding the being back into the game of life, re-discovering and re-understanding the duality of reality.'The bloodshed from World War I should have made it the war to end all wars. That did not happen. World War II and much more that came thereafter should have acted as extra propulsion for man to learn, to gain further insight into himself, to mitigate further conflicts. That did not happen either, despite the extent of mayhem, destruction, and deaths even if counting only those in the 20th century. It appears inevitable that a more colossal blood sacrifice is yet needed to drive man to relearn his mystery in the soul and on the path to the Self.''... if there is ever a path where we can avert disaster, the only path forward is in the internal work to be done by each person.'
This is one of biggest jokebooks of all time! It has: Almost everything you expect in a jokebook and moreSeveral chapters to improve kids' English-language skills and general knowledge2020 new jokes (over 3200 jokes in all), mostly written in quiz styleJokes that you don't have to think about - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, ...Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics.For kids and students wishing to improve their vocabulary and general knowledge, a treasure house of clever wordplay and interesting facts/riddles, and THREE CHAPTERS DEVOTED TO FOREIGN LANGUAGES.Several funny and thought-provoking poems (mostly as financial/political limericks), set to the tune of popular nursery rhymes.Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are skeptical, read the chapters of the Confucius-Say Jokes and Off-The-Wall Philosophers chapters.Plenty of illustrations and some very novel page and joke formats.Loads of fun for everyone in the family.ExcerptsPart 1 - for learningChildren's JokesWhy did the lizard sue the hospital?After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.Computer JokesWhat made the quantum computer so frustrated?He made a complete fool of himself.Physics JokesHow many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.Chemistry JokesWhat happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?It left him fuming.Biology JokesWhy is xylem more believable than phloem?Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.Part 2 - for funBar JokesInvisible Woman walks into a barInvisible Woman walks into a bar and sees Invisible Man drinking. She takes the stool next to him. Just then, Invisible Man tells the bartender, "If my wife rings and asks for me, tell her that I am not here.Romantic/Breakup Jokes (Nearly 600 jokes - almost every profession and several species covered)What has low life expectancy, poor hygiene, deficient vision, inadequate sense of direction, risk of going bald and high self-esteem?Men.What has high life expectancy, better hygiene, superior vision, adequate sense of direction, zero risk of going bald and low self-esteem?Women.Part 3 - only for intellectualsConfucius JokesHell and heaven: Confucius say: Hell has no fury like woman scorned. Heaven has no angel like mother to newborn.Journalism Jokes (with screenshots of actual news stories)#BlueForSudan hashtag offends Na'vi people because it appropriates their blue identityPolitical Jokes (Nearly 400 jokes - mostly non-political)What is a politically incorrect name for a human abducted by an alien from outer space?Undocumented emigrant.What is a politically incorrect name for a weightlifter?Weight supremacist.
What if Darcy and Elizabeth never met in 1810?Sometimes, true love doesn't come when a person is young but instead, waits until he's older and wiser.Fitzwilliam Darcy has spent thirty years searching for the woman of his dreams. When his nephew leases an estate in a county he's never visited before, Darcy finds more than sport and friends. He finds the home his heart desires.Elizabeth Bennet is the only sister left at home. Resigned to remain a spinster, she is determined to enjoy life to the fullest. When she meets the uncle of her nephew's friend, all bets are off.A MUCH Later Meeting is a Large Print JAFF variation set in the Victorian era where much is different than what is usually met with. If you like mature heroes, lively heroines, and true love at first sight, you won't want to miss Zoe Burton's latest offering. Purchase now and spend your evening with Mr. Darcy!
What if you were your own worst enemy? What if everything you believed about well-being, quality of life & financial freedom was holding you back? What if you could let go of old thinking patterns and begin anew?This isn't just a book... it's Quantum Transformation!Now imagine what your life would look like if you had the "blueprint" to manifest your highest vision of yourself! Many of today's "Law of Attraction" books seem to suggest a fairy tale doctrine that merely siting back THINKING about success, health and love will magically attract them to you. Most of them, however, tend to leave out a vital fundamental in manifesting your dreams and that starts with the simple fact that - we don't attract... we CREATE!This book, however, is about more than just material gains. This dynamic recipe brings together the best of all worlds: a yogi, life coach & financial advisor, to help you establish a definitive program to understanding how your knowledge, thoughts and actions all coincide to produce your experience. Learn the difference between being an "attractor" and a "creator!" Understand how to fully realize this as a three-part being in body, mind & spirit. Many of us have been erroneously taught that prosperity is all about receiving an abundance of money when, in fact, all successful innovators, visionaries & entrepreneurs will attest that their success was mostly due to "giving" something of value. The acronym below is the secret formula to redefine true P.R.O.S.P.E.R.I.T.Y. to mean the: "Principle Reasons Optimistic Service Produces Exponential Richness Inevitably Through You!"This "quantum leap" teaches you to incorporate techniques people like John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie used, who believed their ability to visualize was the greatest factor in their success! Learn the secrets Jim Carrey, Oprah Winfrey, Tony Robbins, Will Smith, JK Rowling, LeBron James, Steve Jobs, Denzel Washington, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jay-Z & others have used to not conform, challenge the status quo, hack success & create the lives they enjoy; doing what they LOVE! This is evolutionary thinking. This is the Law of Creation. This is... THE GOLDEN EGG! The conscious Masters of all ages taught us: - "The energy of the mind is the essence of life!" Aristotle- "When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you!" Lao Tzu- "Success can only be measured by the extent to which your inner peace & mental control enable you to be happy under all circumstances!" Paramahansa Yogananda- "Whoever shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith!" Jesus- "The mind is everything; what you think you become!" BuddhaThe 10 Quantum Principles to Prosperous Living: Quantum Theory has already proven that we create; our consciousness literally determines outcomes! HOWEVER, understand that creating what we desire comes with a "string attached" and that's karma.- "The meaning of Karma is in the intention. The intention behind action is what matters. Those who are motivated only by desire for the fruits of action are miserable, for they are constantly anxious about the results of what they do." KrishnaFind out how to penetrate the conscious, subconscious & superconscious mind and grasp the connection between the causal, astral & physical planes.This is the "TRUE SECRET" of how to transform your life, based on the ancient 24 cosmic principles of Samkhya Yoga, modernized for today's world! This combines the best of humor, inspiration, spirituality, successful behaviors & financial smarts to help you implement a "paradigm shift" for success!
I numeri sono sconcertanti e nessuno vuole parlarne. Più dellametà degli uomini in questo paese vengono colpiti, a un certopunto della loro vita, dalla disfunzione erettile. A un gran numerodi uomini verrà diagnosticato il cancro alla prostata o avrannodifficoltà a fare pipì.Le donne poi non sono così distanti, alle prese con problemipersistenti della libido sessuale, del raggiungimento dell'orgasmoe nella gestione del dolore durante il sesso. Mescolate il tutto efinirete col perdere il desiderio sessuale.Aggiungici poi anche i problemi urinari come l'incontinenzaper entrambi i sessi e ti verrà quasi voglia di ridere e piangere allostesso tempo! Attento però, perché rischieresti di fartela addosso!Anche se non c'è niente da ridere, l'Urologia diventerà laconversazione più divertente che avrete con i vostri amici piùcari. Leggendo questo libro riderete di gusto, ottenendo allo stessotempo varie opzioni su come si risolvono i problemi là sotto.Troverai le risposte per far funzionare di nuovo il tuo apparatourinario e riproduttivo, riacquistando una buona qualità di vita.Indipendentemente dal vostro orientamento sessuale, questolibro si concentra sulla funzione dei peni e delle vagine e su comepossono incidere nella vostra vita quotidiana.Alla fine, siamo tutti collegati all'interno, dal nostro "impiantoidraulico" e da ciò che ne consegue.Tutto l'insieme che riguardal'apparato genitale, dovrebbe dare a tutti noi, una visione diversasulla salute umana. L'Urologia è un promemoria fondamentaleper ricordarci di lavorare più duramente per poter essere gentili con tutti, senza fare distinzioni. L'affrontare i problemi urologiciinfatti accomuna tutta la razza umana.L'autrice è sposata da quasi 20 anni con il marito "Dottor Dick", urologo esperto in Medicina ricostruttiva. Possiede uno deglistudi medici più frequentati della città, e l'ha aiutata a creare, inmodo semplice, una lista dei "Top 10" problemi urologici piùdiffusi, sia per gli uomini che per le donne.In qualità di moglie del Dottor Dick, l'autrice racconta lesituazioni urologiche mediche in modo sensibile ma allo stessotempo divertente.Questo libro è abbastanza delicato da leggere, per ogni uomo, piuttosto divertente per ogni donna e abbastanza educativo perdarne una copia a tutti quelli che conosci.La moglie del Dottor Dick lo rende affidabile e accetta diparlare di tutte le condizioni urologiche, incoraggiandoti adapprezzare tutto il tuo impianto idraulico.
Les chiffres sont dévastateurs et personne ne veut en parler.Plus de la moitié des hommes de ce pays sont touchés par destroubles de l'érection à un moment ou à un autre de leur vie.Trop d'entre eux sont diagnostiqués avec un cancer de la prostateou ont des problèmes pour uriner.Les femmes ne leur sont nullement inférieures avec leursproblèmes persistants d'excitation sexuelle, d'orgasme ou dedouleur pendant les rapports sexuels. Si vous mettez tout celadans le même panier, vous aurez de trouble de l'excitationsexuelle.Si on y rajoute une installation sanitaire défectueusecomme l'incontinence pour les deux sexes, on ressent d'autantplus le besoin de rire et de pleurer en même temps. Mais je vousle déconseille, sinon vous commencez à goutter !Bien qu'il n'y ait pas de quoi rire, parler d'urologie sera lachose la plus divertissante que vous ayez jamais eue avec vos amisles plus proches. Ajoutez ce livre, et les rires sont préprogrammés, tout en obtenant les réponses à ce qui se passe en bas. Trouvezles réponses à la question de savoir comment remettre votreinstallation sanitaire en état de marche et retrouver votre qualitéde vie.Peu importe l'orientation sexuelle de chacun, ce livre seconcentre sur le fonctionnement des pénis et des vagins et surla manière dont ils peuvent influencer la qualité de vie.En fin de compte, nous sommes tous semblables les uns auxautres en raison de nos installations sanitaires et de tout ce quiva avec. C'est du bon sens de connaître la vérité sur l'installationsanitaire humain. L'urologie nous rappelle qu'on doit toujoursessayer d'être gentil avec tout le monde, même si on croit qu'on J'AI ÉPOUSÉ UN MÉDECIN DE LA BITE QUI SOIGNE AUSSI LES FEMMESest différent. Les problèmes urologiques sont des régulateursde la race humaine.Depuis presque 20 ans, l'auteur est mariée à son mari, médecin en urologie reconstructive, le Médecin de la Bite .Il possède l'un des cabinets médicaux les plus visités de laville. C'était donc du gâteau pour elle de faire une liste des dixproblèmes urologiques les plus fréquents chez les hommes etles femmes.En tant qu'épouse du Médecin de la Bite, l'auteur racontedes situations médicales urologiques de manière sensible ethumoristique.Ce livre est suffisamment sensible pour que tout hommepuisse le lire, suffisamment drôle pour que toute femme puissel'apprécier et suffisamment instructif pour en donner unexemplaire à un ami. L'épouse du Médecin de la Bite vous donnela sécurité et l'acceptation nécessaires pour pouvoir parler detoutes les questions urologiques et vous encourage à embrasservos installations sanitaires.
Will a beautiful teenaged girl take the murder case and go to jail for life, or will she rat out her boyfriend, the man she loves so much? Naive To The Streets is a gritty, fast-moving standalone story about a young girl with no guidance, besides the advice that she gets from her gangster boyfriend, Ant, who is constantly beating her up, and pimping her out like a prostitute to all of his friends. He could care less about who she is having sex with, just as long as he's profiting from it. Twisted lies and dark deception are the headlines of their dysfunctional relationship. But Triangle is blind. She is in love with a lying, brutal man that's way older than her, and doesn't have a once of respect for her. One day, as Ant and his posse gang up on Triangle for sexual favors, Ant gets into an argument with one of the guy's. He is forced to protect himself and ends up with dead bodies and blood on his hands. To cover up the murders, he tries to stash the bodies in an old van he has. Then tosses Triangle the keys and lets her drive away with the van without telling her about the dead bodies hidden inside. After Triangle shows up to her friend Sincere house, beat up, Sincere tries to convince her to seek revenge but Triangle ignores her and talks her into going for a joy ride with her through the hood. They both are happy to be getting out for a drive until they are pulled over and the police notices something wrong in the back of the van... Naive To The Streets is an addictive urban fiction, standalone novel that will take you straight into the heart of inner-city Detroit and the darkest corners of the human soul and show you how it looks and feels when love clashes with reason. A. Roy Milligan is the author of the Best-Selling series, Fifty Shades Of Snow and his books are gritty and realistic urban fiction. The twisted lies, adversity, plot twist, love triangles and the destructive emotions inside his books will leave you fiending for more. Page Up and Order Now.
The Last GoldenheartThe strong-willed Georgia Goldenheart is determined to protect the Three Realms from the malicious darkness that threatens it, no matter the cost. Born to a noble family, she must uphold an ancestral pact using her superb strength and wit, attributes that become invaluable when her cousin dies and she is left as the heir of the family business. With the help of a kindly wizard, she investigates a mysterious murder wrapped in the danger of demonic bats, blood-thirsty zombies, and other creepy-crawls. The stakes are high, as Georgia strives to make it to the end of the season unscathed.If you enjoyed the magical mystery and strong female lead in books like The School for Good and Evil and The Magicians, you'll love Goldenheart Magical Mysteries. Buy now before the price changes and start your journey with the brave and determined Georgia Goldenheart!
Hailed as a "gripping and interesting story offered by an obviously strong storyteller" (Judge, 29th Annual Writer's Digest Self-Published Book Awards), A THOUSAND MILES FROM SPOKANE is a novel of ever-increasing tension featuring characters who are equal parts sympathetic and impossibly frustrating. Ryan Collins never thought he would be picking up a homeless man to help him get home for Christmas. He also never thought he'd be fired, broke, and single (again) at 24 years old. What starts as an act of kindness soon turns into a journey of hostility and then bonding as Ryan and his passenger Bo delve into who they are and the choices that led them to this place in time. It isn't long, however, until that bond is threatened, first by a headstrong waitress, and then by the discovery that one of them may not be as truthful as originally believed. From author S.D. Goldman, A THOUSAND MILES FROM SPOKANE is both a finalist for the Independent Author Networks' "Book of the Year Awards" and a finalist for the 2021 Killer Nashville Silver Falchion Award.
Every garden has beautiful flowers but Journei has a special meaning to show and tell her little sisters about the field she loves to visit.
Four disabled seventh-graders with superpowers take a vacation at Coaster World. They need a break from fighting criminals. Ever since the beginning of the school year when they acquired their unusual abilities, they've been training and using those powers to fight crime in their town. Little do they know the arch-villain they recently defeated also loves coasters and is vacationing at Coaster World. Worse, the villain wants revenge. Nothing less than turning these teens to a life of crime will satisfy. Can Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey withstand the villain's attacks? Or will they become Super Villains?You can only find out by reading the adventure 'Villain's Vacation'.
Jasmine Pollard-Romain emerging from her difficult past, presents "Just Like Me," a profound and insightful book. It contains a collection of deeply personal stories, experiences, and valuable strategies to invite faith and hope into your life. Facing early challenges and abuse, Jasmine found strength in faith. She believes that if she could overcome, so can others. She once navigated a world where acquiring Faith, Love, and Peace felt out of reach. Progressing slowly through life, even when the path seemed daunting, she persisted in seeking a better future. Learning life's lessons was crucial for unlocking her destiny. While it seemed simpler in her youth, full of courage and innocence, premature changes altered her path. Initially feeling isolated in her struggles, she emerged stronger from what didn't break her. Through two abusive divorces and single-handedly raising her children, she embarked on a journey of self-transformation towards a brighter tomorrow. Join her voyage and uncover how she conquered challenges, found her purpose, and attained peace.
"Darien... Baby... I can explain...""I know everything I need to know..." he said as he put down the gun and began taking off his clothes..."Darien... what are you doing?" Darien didn't answer me - he just finished getting undressed, got in the bed, and pulled the sheet back... "Darien..." I started to say..."Come to bed..." he commanded. I didn't move. I just stood there and looked at him as Dexter stood behind me... "Come to bed... please..." he said as he held his arms open for me to climb in..."Please... don't hurt me... I'm sorry..." I whispered as I started crying..."I'm not here to hurt you... I'm here to join you..."
"There you are!" she squealed when she saw me. I took my time going down the hall to her as I began smiling mischievously. As I walked towards her I wondered what her husband would do to her if he found out she had my dick in her mouth once a week... and I laughed to myself... "Unbuckle my belt..." I commanded..."Yes my Thirst Quencher..." she breathed as she sat up, grabbed my buckle, loosened it, and moved my pants down off my ass... "Suck my dick..." I commanded. "You like that my Thirst Quencher?" she asked as she looked up at me..."Yeesss...." I lied. I didn't hate it - but I was at work - and today was payday - so I had to turn it up a notch... "Suck it!" I growled as I grabbed the back of her head with both hands and pushed my dick in her mouth further...
Anxiety. Frustration. Fear. Trust-Issues. All Socorro wanted in life was to exist without interruption. She had no plans for the present, nor the future. At 2:15pm on her 18th birthday, the past decided it had plans for her instead. Suddenly under the guidance of Merlin and hundreds of years of history, Socorro clashes with the weight of tradition and the expectations of her new life as a descendant of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. As the descendants prepare for the second round of the battle between good and evil against the sorceress Morgan le Fay, Socorro struggles with the idea of accepting this new life, particularly all the people that are now thrust into it.
What you are about to read is not a news report; it is neither a bulletin nor an alert. Rather, it is a collection of accounts of strange and unusual occurrences - some solved, some unsolved, but all mysterious. These reports have circulated for decades; some so much that they have become the sources of legends and rumors, even theories involving deep conspiracies. Despite many investigations and countless hours of research, there remain many questions unanswered. However, for every mystery there is someone out there who knows the truth, who possesses the evidence to solve the riddle. Maybe that someone will open this book and find their report. That someone could even be you.Ahead you will find tales of ghosts, missing persons, ancient legends, and extraterrestrial visitors. What are their stories, or, more importantly, where did their stories come from? Read the enclosed accounts and decide for yourself. Please, join us - maybe you can help the Frightening Floyds solve a mystery.
"Phillip Drayer Duncan is not to be missed." -- J.H. Fleming, The Queen of Moon and ShadowSo, there I was...just minding my own business and having a drink at a local watering hole, when this strange woman approaches me, begging for help.I've never seen this woman in my life. I have no idea who she is.If she's to be believed, she doesn't know who she is, either. Nor does she know where she came from, or exactly why it is she needs my help.She sure as heck knows who I am, though. She knows that I'm the Blade Mage.It only gets weirder.Before I can figure out what to do, the shadows come to life and attack. It isn't me they want, but this strange woman.My every instinct screams that I should run away. But...I am the Blade Mage.I've no choice but to help, but there are powers after this woman that I am helpless to stand against. It doesn't look like I'll be the Blade Mage for long."The Blade Mage delivers big-muscled magic and high octane thrills." -- Gary Phillips, Matthew Henson and the Ice temple of Harlem
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