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Those on Planet Hy Man thought they were the only women on the Planet Hy Man until a sea of mechanical rats explode onto the scene.H2, still reeling from the near pandemic of COVID-19, has turned from a fearless leader to an agoraphobic who struggles to open a window. She pins her hopes on Woody until Woody's mother is abducted.No one knew Woody had a mother, let alone that she was on the planet, and when the shock subsides H2 realizes the only thing they know about kidnapping is Mel Gibson's film Ransom. They are not alone and before H2 can access the genius that is Woody, he is off and as out of reach as a defunct satellite.Will H2 rise to the occasion and embrace the leader she was? Will she collaborate and share resources, or take a leaf out of Earth's defense strategics and blow the other city up?The Other Side Of Planet Hy Man is the fifth book in the Planet Hy Man series, a Sci-Fi comedy where women rule, and any man left has given up. if you crave fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes then buy The Other Side Of Planet Hy Man today!

A battle with the council is not always easy especially when you have a past the tabloids would give their eye teeth for...George is a patient man who enjoys sparing with Beatrice, his partner. She is as complex as a Rubik's Cube and as dominating as Donald Trump. George finds her amusing, in a 'living in a sitcom' way, until she, with a pile of egg boxes and a crazy idea, decides to take on the council.Heather, a lovable builder, dreams of running her own business. Her latest gig could do just that until her past catches up with her---- a past that could ruin her lovable image as quickly as a tabloid exaggeration or a viral TikTok post.Two stories intertwine to take on the council, but only one can win. The Real Story Of "O" is the fifth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like facial fiction that makes you laugh then buy The Real Story Of "O" today.

Derek wants freedom from the pantomime, George the director and his mother. His mother, however, is determined her son will be the greatest dame-ever and as she holds the purse strings George must obey.George befriends Charlie the writer and Deloris the costume designer. Together they create a costume and a part that has Derek running for his life until the mother finds out then it is George who is running for his life.A Dame Called Derek is a romantic comedy with no age limits, a laugh a minute farce set in the world of Scottish amateur dramatics. There are romances, comic setups, and fire, of epic proportion with an ending that will intrigue, entertain and have you giggling in your socks.

Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can't agree on anything. Will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake?Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. Mavis's sister arrives to "sort things out". She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister's head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies.With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy's relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti.Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges?Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today and watch Mavis shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

Planet Hy Man's energy is running on empty and earth is their only hope. The only problem is, no one wants to go there. Mex is ready to hang up her catsuit and watch the galaxy pass by. But when she is ordered to save Planet Hy Man or kiss her pension goodbye, she has no choice but to don her leathers and head to Scotland.With no idea what the Scot's are saying let alone what a latte is, Mex combs Glasgow. Confused, disoriented, and with a growing love for vodka she hits a mind-blowing obstacle that knocks her for six...Legless; an ancient man as elusive as the proverbial car keys has the formula.She thought he'd died decades ago, back in the days when phones were anything but mobile and TV screens were anything but flat. Will Mex find him in time and if she does, will he be too Scottish to understand?Rebel Without A Clue is the quirky first book in the Planet Hy Man science fiction comedy series. If you like high-mileage heroines, fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes, then you'll love Kerrie Noor's otherworldly farce.Buy Rebel Without A Clue and blast into a battle of the sexes today!

Broke, homeless, and addicted to chocolate, will Sheryl chase her dream or remain tied to her mother's purse strings?Sheryl, on the wrong side of thirty-five, has seen better days. She lost her job, her home, and the ability to say no to her mother: a woman with as much sensitivity as a comedian.Sheryl, a soft touch, is wilting into a sea of whiskey and American Wrestling. She spends her nights rooting for Johnstone, a wrestler as believable as Die Hard Until Sheryl discovers belly dancing. Sheryl is a natural at belly dancing and dreams of performing in the sort of costume that would have her mother choking on her "you're too fat" comments. So when the wrestlers come to town, Sheryl grabs her chance. She wins tickets to the wrestling event and the opportunity to not only meet Johnstone, but belly dance. Sheryl feels hopeful, until her mother finds out. Will Sheryl grab her chance or toss her coin belt, along with her dreams, to the wind?Sheryl's Last Stand is the first in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series.Buy Sheryl's Last Stand today to watch Sheryl shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

Nefertiti's dance classes are empty, and her performance calendar is blank. Will she rise above the ashes of a lost dream or pull the duvet over her head and hide?At one time, Nefertiti was a dancer people queued to see. Now she runs a belly dancing class in the middle of nowhere, and the numbers have dwindled. Disappointed Nefertiti turns to her partner and 'rock', but he has other plans. Dropped like a hot potato, Nefertiti feels alone until she stumbles across a bag lady with a past the locals gossip about. After fifty-five years of self-absorption, Nefertiti finds herself caring for a woman who spends her days singing off-key. Until the council steps in.Nefertiti finds herself torn between the bag lady and the council, and if she plays things the wrong way, she could lose more than her dance class.Will she save the bag lady, or will she throw in the towel to appease the council? The Downfall Of A Bellydancer is the second book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series.Buy The Downfall Of A Bellydancer today and watch Nefertiti shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.