Bøker utgitt av Lionel A. Blanchard

"Don't wet yourself," my mother-in-law Corkabee says. "I almost did." She looks me straight in the eye, something she usually doesn't do unless I am under suspicion for a misdeed. I cower instinctively. Then she unloads her bombshell. "There's a spaceship in the Potomac." I stare at Corkabee. I don't know what to think. I don't know what to say. So, I do what all young men do in similar circumstances. I repeat what she just said. "A spaceship crashed in the Potomac?" "It didn't crash," my mother-in-law corrects me. "Authorities say that it was designed to land on water. To splashdown. It looks like it came in hard, though, and sustained some damage." "On the Potomac?" I say dumbfounded. I am amazed and frightened. A five hundred year old spaceship has landed on the Potomac River. Which means that inside that ship are the first full-size, six-foot, original humans to show up on Earth since the Downsizing. With a little bit of luck, they all died on impact.

Minus Filbert, a moderately unsuccessful school bus salesman, is contacted by his mostly dead brother to stop the sale of a family tomb. Fraught family ties influence the decisions of the living and bring up questions of what is owed to the dead. This frightfully funny and deeply touching story takes the reader beyond the grave to stop a devil on earth.

Mili and Mardie Wickett are twins, pursuing detective cases in Hell itself. They face their most serious and baffling case when young Arab assassins access Hell via wormholes and begin to systematically hunt down and kill U.S. Navy SEALs. The SEALs fight back and all out war threatens to engulf Hell. The Wickett Sisters must find out who has sent the killers and where they are coming from before Hell is filled with bodies.