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More Star Trek parody fun featuring the crew of the HMB Impulsive! In this exciting season: "They Grow So Fast" (Parody of ST: TNG "The Child): When the Impulsive plows into an sapient energy being, it decides to explore humanity by becoming human-and choose Lt Ellie Doall to be his mom! From dealing with morning sickness to finding her boy grown and kissing her best friend (ew!), Ellie experiences the highs and lows of motherhood in days. But can her skills protect Joleu from a black ops Union division intent on taking him for study?"Put a Ring on It" (Parody of ST: TOS "Who Mourns for Adonais?"): The Impulsive is waylaid by the ancient god Neptune, who thinks they should worship him instead of saving a planet of merfolk. (or not saving-it's a Prime Directive thing)."Erst Bound and Down" The Impulsive plays "Smokey and the Bandit" when they have to run a blockade. Erst is in dire need of grain to stop a famine, but the Smo'qui, a federation of fanatics who believe the only humane food is replicated, try to stop them every which way they can.

Leo barely defeated the invading orc armies and protected his nascent elf empire... Now, a new threat appears. The Red Plague. This infection spreads through wounds from the creatures infected by it, and drives those infected to serve a mysterious entity, the Blood Court. And the plague is coming from Stonehaven, an ancestral seat of the dwarves who were once allied with the Leo's elf empire. Desperate to solve this problem, Leo must seek out magical allies to break the barrier keeping people out of Stonehaven, and then enter the dwarven city-all the while trying to find a cure for the red plague itself and destroying the Blood Court.>[Contains a wacky bro dragon, a five-year-old stronger than the dragon, more quips than anyone wanted to see, and a complicated magical system with near endless possible variety. Also, kingdom building, heartfelt dragon moments, and charts. Ots of charts.]

Vern vs. Godzilla?! When Japanese investors want Vern as the mascot and protector of their new commercial center in Los Lagos, Vern thinks he's got it made. Finally, the respect he deserves, a cushy job patrolling the store area and amusement park, and a new lair built into the artificial mountain! But nothing is ever easy in Vern's world. When an elder god that's been hiding in the lakes of Los Lagos, grows under the inadvertent influence of Mundanes, it emerges as a monster out of a kaiju movie. Vern gets the help of mages, the National Guard, and even a mechadragon, but in the end, it's up to Vern to save the day. Can a dragon the tenth the size of a monster take on an elder god powered by cliché?

A school shooting is a nightmare that happens in other towns until it comes to yours.A small town in Maine wakes up thinking it's just another winter day, but a tragedy has been set in motion by dark secrets from the past and an unfortunate series of recent events. The horror that every town fears is about to come to Hobbs.Dr. Liz Stolz is preparing to teach a gun safety class. Police Chief Brenda Harrison is heading to present her new conceal carry requirements to town manager, Olivia Enright. The principal of Hobbs Elementary, Courtney Barnes, and the new teacher, Susan Gedney, aren't looking forward to an afterschool meeting about active shooter drills. On the other side of town, Sam McKinnon is finishing work on the school bathroom. Each woman will unwillingly play a critical role in the drama that is about to unfold. Hobbs will never be the same again.

The crew of the Impulsive is back with more zany, heartfelt adventures. Lost loves, chicken attacks, and parodies of iconic Star Trek episodes replayed in true HuFleet style: The Highest Form of Motivation: Loreli lives! (You're welcome, fandom.) But all is not what it seems. When the Impulsive tries to rescue her from another Cyber offshoot, it quickly becomes clear that they no longer understand who - or what - she is. Trust may be the highest form of motivation, but is their love for Loreli enough to motivate them to trust her? Doall's Brain: Who does not remember ST: TOS "Spock's Brain"? Arguably the hokiest episode of the original series, it takes on a whole new life when aliens snatch Ellie Doall's brain to power their colony. From Doc Sorcha in thigh-high boots to Ellie nearly flooding the colony with her tears, it's a bringer of delight. Sugar and Spice: When surveying an ice planet in the process of thawing out, the Impulsive discovers the survivors of an expedition lost five years ago - including Lt. Misha Rosien's fiancé. But what could be a happy reunion turns dark fast when Dr. Howie Maisel replaces Captain Tiberius with a robot with the intention of taking over the universe - with his sweet little Misha at his side. (Parody of ST: TOS: "What Are Little Girls Made of") Motherclucker: ST: TOS "Devil in the Dark" with chickens? Minion LeRoy Jenkins takes center stage as he tells the harrowing tale of the attacks of the Calusian Browns of Pullet VI. No Lay I!

What could challenge a dragon more than being human? When a curse turns Vern human, he does not have time to deal with it; Sister Grace's cousin has gone missing in the Mundane. Besides, how hard could humaning be? He might even enjoy it for a while. But from stubbed toes to fever dreams of emus, he discovers that humaning is not as easy as it seems. When women throw themselves at him, the unfamiliar hormones catch him off guard - especially because his heart, dragon and human, belongs to the nun who is his best friend. Can he master his new emotions and solve the mystery before Grace becomes the kidnapper's next victim?

Lady Justice and the Supreme Court Chess Match is a non-fiction book about the personalities and recent decisions of the current Supreme Court Justices. It focuses on the power players that help orchestrate the line up of the Court. The book is filled with outrageous and unbelievable decisions that our nations' highest court has handed down. Furthermore, it highlights many of the misguided comments and perceptions that the Justices told our nation before entering into this sacred institution. To elaborate on this legal institution the idea of Chess and its strict rules and strategies is used for comparative purposes. With the help of Lady Justice we can find out who are the King and Queen of the Supreme Court and who are the lowly Pawns.

When Neeta is invited to a ski contest in Utah to promote HumVans and a national charity, she and Ted think it's vacation at last! After all, no one's seen a zombie in Utah in years! They're looking forward to two weeks of skiing, relaxing, and finally finding time to set a wedding date. But when competitors from last year's contest who died in an avalanche come back to finish the runs themselves, Neeta and Ted will have to shred with the undead!

When a Faerie nun shoves a piece of music under Vern's nose and insists it's an evil spell, he has some doubts as to her mental stability. But work is scarce for a dragon detective on the wrong side of the Interdimensional Gap, and if Sister Grace McCarthy wants to pay his bills for a wild goose chase, who is he to argue? Unfortunately, Vern is not the only one with concerns about Grace's sanity. When a child accuses the nun of hexing her voice, the city is in an uproar, and Vern has to uncover the truth - for Grace, for himself, and for the fate of the Faerie and Mundane universes. Is the song just annoying? Or is it a summoning spell from the depths of hell? And how does a shell-shocked nun who refuses to sing fit in the equation - and Vern's life?

Winner of the 2019 Cygnus Award for Space Opera"Action fans will enjoy the violence and scheming that drive this story of guile and dark ambition." - Publishers Weekly

Escaping danger from their home planet Haumea, Captain Yolk and his android sidekick Dill Pickle stumble across our solar system and embark on an adventure of meeting unique life forms as they travel from planet to planet.

The creation of this book has been a culmination of a life-long dream to go out and positively impact people's lives through empowering them to live their lives on purpose. When it comes to living a purpose driven life, faith plays a big part in it. Ever since I was young, I had a strong sense of faith that I was connected to something much larger than myself. As a teenager, I was given the vision of an entrepreneurial movement, or business community, created to empower people with the resources needed to design a great business and life while becoming the person God designed them to be. Over the years, it has been a long journey as I continue to develop and bring my dream of such an entrepreneurial community into reality. My life has been an amazing adventure of different experiences, challenges, and eye-opening lessons that together shaped the man I have become. There were many times when I felt completely alone, yet through it all I felt very lucky because when times felt the hardest, it often felt like there was someone by my side; like a silent mentor guiding me when I needed it most.As I compiled all the different stories and lessons, I decided to share them with you as a fictional story about a man named Sam who ended up sitting next to an older much wiser man named Pistis (which means faith in Greek) on a flight from Milwaukee to Seattle. Throughout the conversation, Pistis asks Sam questions, and Sam shares different stories while answering his questions. Pistis share many teaching points, leading up to a powerful revelation at the end of the book. It's my goal that as you read this book, the many adventures and stories of how 'by the grace of God', I was able to make split second choices that radically changed the course of my life. But most of all, I hope that these different stories and examples will show you that by staying true to your own faith, even when it feels like you're alone and nothing is working for you, you're never truly alone. It's so important to persevere and not give up. We are all here for a purpose or reason, and it's up to us to discover what that purpose is. God's true glory can shine through each of us if we only let Him. Most of all, throughout this book, by using my own journey, I hope to show you how even the smallest choice or decision put in front of us can have a huge impact over not only our lives, but the lives of those around us. I also hope to show you the potential dangers of ignoring the warning signs or clues that are put in front of us. The conversation between Pistis and Sam lays out the process like a road map, not only for me, but also for you to use in your own life story. Don't miss the directional arrows put in front of you each and every day. When I find myself second-guessing my belief or asking, 'who am to have such a dream?', the words of Eleanor Roosevelt come to mind. 'He who loses money loses much, He who loses a friend loses much more, He who loses faith loses all.' I encourage you to read this book, and keep striving to live you own life on purpose and trust that God is walking beside you through celebration, at times pain, yet in the end the shaping of amazing person you were designed to become. As my daughter once told me, "Dad, I believe we are all born with a superpower, and it's up to us to discover it, then share it with the world."