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WHEN YOUR LIFE, HOME, AND PROPERTY ARE HANGING BY A THREAD, THESE ARE THE KNOTS TOO STRONG TO BREAKYOUR LIFEWhen catastrophe strikes and modern technologies fail, ropework skills will become as essential for survival as they were for centuries past. The variety of knots taught in this book are guaranteed to hold against even the toughest forces, ensuring that an emergency doesn't turn into a disaster. When your life, home, and property are hanging by a thread, these powerful knots are too strong to break:*;Create sturdy shelter with a HARNESS BEND*;Preserve sacks of grain with a BAG KNOT*;Move fallen trees with a BOWLINE*;Transport injured persons with a MUNTER HITCH*;Secure your home against intruders with a ZEPPELIN BEND*;Hang rations above floodwater with a SCAFFOLD KNOTPrepper's Guide to Knots features clear, step-by-step instructions on tying each knot. It also provides information on selecting the right type of rope, the history of ropework and the specific benefits of each knot.

GET D!RTY!Next time you're in Hungary or just chattin' in Hungarian with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:• cool slang• funny insults• explicit sex terms• raw swear wordsDirty Hungarian teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Hungary:What's up? Mi a helyzet? Your boyfriend is hot shit. Állat jó pasi a barátod. Dude, I'm so wasted. Öcsém, ugy betintáztam.I gotta take a dump. Mennem kell szarni. Go fuck yourself! Menj a halál faszára! Can I get a blowey? Lecidázol? I'd love to hit that. Szeretném megdöngölni.

Create your own William Shakespeare classics with this laugh-out-loud Mad-Libs-style word game for adults.Do you want to have some fun with Shakespeare? Rip the quill from the Bard's immortal hands and pen hilarious versions of the most-beloved scenes from: Hamlet To STRIP, or not to STRIP, that is the question. Romeo and Juliet What FART through yonder window breaks? Macbeth Is this a JOINT which I see before me? Much Ado About Nothing If thou dost BOFF, my VIBRATOR shall incite thee A Midsummer Night's Dream So, good night unto you all. FEED me your BRAINS, if we be friends, And YOUR MOMMA shall restore amends. AND MORE!

GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Czech with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: - Cool slang - Funny insults - Explicit sex terms - Raw swear words "Dirty Czech" teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of the Czech Republic: What's up? -- "Co je?" I adore your small titties -- "Zboznuju tvoje kuzlatka." I gotta take a leak. -- "Musim se vymocit." Your team sucks ass! -- "Tvuj tym je na hovno!" Drop Dead you freak! -- "Chcipni, ty zrudo!" I'm faded. -- "Jsem namazenej." Are you as horny as I am? -- "Jsi taky tak nadrzenej"

A unique approach to Buddhism, What Would Buddha Do? shows that anyone can find guidance in Buddha's teachings. It demonstrates how to use the advice of Buddha to become a better person at work, at home, and in society. Presented in a reader-friendly format, with each page offering a question, a Buddhist quote, and advice from the author, What Would Buddha Do? applies this question to 101 problems confronted in everyday life and reveals how Buddha's teachings are still meaningful after 2,500 years.

DELICIOUS VEGAN RECIPES FOR OLD FAVORITES AND NEW CREATIONSFrom sweet berry shortcakes and decadent chocolate treats to quick-and-easy coffee cakes and multilayered birthday extravaganzas, this book is packed with everything you need to make mouthwatering vegan cakes. It offers tips galore on: perfect moisture and texture creamy frostings and fillings simple substitutions for eggs and dairy creative flavors and decorationsFEATURES MOUTH-WATERING RECIPES LIKE: Black Forest Chocolate Crumb Snickerdoodle Pumpkin Bundt Torta Limone Pineapple Upside-Down Cardamom Cashew Spumoni Almond Mocha Tuxedo

LEARN SPANISH THE D!RTY WAY! Classroom workbooks teach conjugation with lame verbsI walk, you walk, he walks. Eff that. Wouldn't you rather be learning I hook up, you hook up, we hook up (Yo ligo, tu ligas, nosotros ligamos)? This book teaches you Spanish using the expressions you really want to learn including cool slang, funny insults, raw swear words and explicit sex terms. Packed with fun stuff they don't teach in school, Dirty Spanish Workbook includes:*; Sample Dialogues for Picking Up Sexy Locals*; Labeled Illustrations of Hot Spots on a Bangin' Body*; Conjugation Exercises on Conjugating*; Word Search for Dancing, Clubbing and Partying Terms*; Fill-in-the-Blank Sentences to Describe a Hottie*; Multiple Choice Quizzes featuring Drunk, Wasted and Stoned Vocabulary

"e;This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]"e; -Chelsea HandlerSEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets.Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.

ACHIEVE OLYMPIC STRENGTH WITH THIS HARDCORE GUIDE TO WEIGHTLIFTINGEvery four years, the world’s most powerful athletes showcase their amazing abilities at the Olympics. This book takes you step by step through the same primary lifts, assistance movements, and training techniques used by these high-level athletes to help you build explosive strength, power, and speed.By following the programs, exercises, and instructions in Ultimate Olympic Weightlifting, you learn how to:• Develop Full-Body Strength• Perfect Your Barbell Lifting Form• Utilize Cross-Training Techniques• Fuel Your Body for Working Out• Avoid Overexertion and Injury