Bøker utgitt av V. Subhash

¿Unlikely Stories is an anthology of horror and comedy stories - an exorcism, an alien encounter, a haunted lift, a seance, a shapeshifter, a werewolf, a talking bird, an evil twin, an alien invasion and a distressed young alpaca - all weaved into a witty love yarn. The stories are supernatural/paranormal/sci-fi fantasies with ample doses of action, horror and humour.First edition stories • The trip: The lead is invited by his friend to a resort where he meets the first heroine Vampira. • The swim: The lead decides that Vampira is the soul mate he has been waiting all his life. He tells several stories to entertain his friend's kids and also impress Vampira. • The exorcist: The second lead is an Indian crook who escapes to the West to start a new life. He attempts to go legit but finds competition from a professional medium operating under the trade name of Mademoiselle Zuma. She is dangerous because she is a mind-reader. • Alien encounter: After the successful exorcism, this lead is asked to help a teenager who has been repeatedly 'abducted' by an alien. • The lift: A recently deceased security guard haunts a lift where he had died and seeks revenge. • Femme fatale: The second lead has a showdown with a female animal spirit. • The seance: A young woman in the city is troubled by nightmares involving a hooded skeleton. A newly married nurse blanks out every night. She is also troubled by bizarre nightmares. Mademoiselle Zuma solves both cases. • The haunting: An old mansion is haunted by a presence. Every new buyer and his family gets driven to such desperation that they eventually sell. The second lead investigates and almost gets killed. • Family planning: The first lead and Vampira plan their life together. In the first ending, they get married. In the second ending (written by the lead after their first night), Stone Age Man (SAM) and Stone Age Woman (SAW) discover the mystery of life. (This is an over-the-top parody of the controversy about MEN WRITING WOMEN.) Other than some intimate events implied in comic fashion, there is no physical contact between the sexes in the entire book. Not even a kiss. The book is clean throughout. No swear words. No corny mushy dialogue. No degeneracy. No weirdness. Just no low-hanging fruit.Second edition stories (Mademoiselle Zuma Chronicles) • Shadows in the night: A young woman is troubled by a ghostly intruder at night. • Zuma vs. Cutie: Zuma finds competition from an unlikely friend. • The evil twin: A rich heiress is driven to desperation by a deceased twin who wants her to die as well. • Alien chicks are nothing but trouble: A meteorite crashes down in the Atlantic. The site becomes an alien platform for launching attacks on English-speaking countries. No other countries are attacked. The world's sole super power collapses after a few days. The strangest thing about the invasion is that the aliens' primary objective is not humans but cows. • Please do not smile at our alpaca: Zuma and her husband restart a farm devastated by the aliens. Things go well until her husband picks a fight with a South American.NOTE: The second edition stories are mostly written from the perspective of Zuma.

Unlikely Stories is an anthology of horror and comedy stories based on several real-life incidents. After writing over two dozen exclusively non-fiction books, the author was forced by several governments to name this book as 'Unlikely Stories' and release it only as a fiction title (!) with a rather quaint description. Their verbatim copy follows: Boy meets girl. Both fall in love. Boy proposes marriage. Girl postpones decision for one month. Girl's gonna leave next day. Until then, boy tries to impress girl by telling stories - funny stories… scary stories… and all kinds in between. No worries. Everything ends well.The stories were tough to come by. Having given up on fiction years ago, the young man had to marshal some old personal anecdotes, wild tales told by strangers, and even some vividly detailed nightmares for his first novel. Like a male Scheherazade, he somehow wove those yarns together. They also just about helped him bag his babe.As a result, the stories are mostly supernatural/paranormal fantasies with ample doses of action, sci-fi, romance, horror and humour. The entire book is in first person and everything happens very fast. There is never a dull moment.The trip: The lead is invited by his friend to spend the weekend at a resort. There, he meets the first heroine Vampira. That is not her real name.The swim: The lead decides that Vampira is the soul mate he has been waiting for all his life. He tells several stories to entertain his friend's kids and also impress Vampira.The exorcist: The second lead is an Indian scamster who escapes to the US to start a new life. He attempts to go legit but finds competition from a professional medium operating under the trade name of Mademoiselle Zuma. (She is dangerous because she is secretly a mind-reader.) He is forced to try his hand at performing an exorcism that the Church has given up on.Alien encounter: After the successful exorcism, this lead is asked to help a teenager who has been repeatedly 'abducted' by an 'alien'.The lift: A recently deceased security guard haunts a lift where he had died and seeks revenge.Femme fatale: The second lead has a showdown with a female animal spirit.The seance: A young woman in the city is troubled by nightmares involving a hooded skeleton. A newly married nurse in a rural area blanks out every night. She is also troubled by bizarre nightmares. Mademoiselle Zuma solves both cases.The haunting: An old mansion is haunted by a presence. Every new buyer and his family gets driven to such desperation that they eventually sell. The current owner wants the paranormal activities investigated. The second lead tries and almost gets killed.Family planning: This is an over-the-top parody of the controversy about MEN WRITING WOMEN.

If you are learning electronics or thinking of it as a future hobby, here are some fun home-improvement projects to begin with. These DIY electronic circuits: will be extremely useful (particularly in emergencies), are quite easy to make andwill not waste your time or money.Just one of these projects uses AC (alternating current). The rest work on DC (direct current) and are safe for kids (if you are confident soldering is safe).These projects are good for the environment too, as they reuse electronic parts that would have been discarded. If you are a prepper or survivalist, then you will be happy that all the projects will run off-the-grid, as they can consume renewable energy.For the tinkerer, there are projects that add MORE POWER than what the manufacturer had designed for. For the parent of lazy children, there are annoying alarms that can wake up the dead.The circuit designs are explained in plain English. No exotic projects or obscure concepts. Simple and straightforward.

The Dictionary Of Indian English, in its first edition, is a glossary of English words or phrases that have been invented in India or have meanings that are different from the ones specified in dictionaries published in the West. This Indian English dictionary has over 400 words. In future editions, it will become a full-fledged dictionary. For now, it is useful fornon-Indian readers of Indian-English fictionforeign readers of Indian newsforeign travellers to IndiaBackground: India is a land of great diversity. Kerala is about as different from Tamil Nadu as France is from Britain. Yet, we move on, in part thanks to the English language. Over several decades, the language has acquired a unique flavour of its own in the country. People like to call it 'Indian English'; sometimes proudly and sometimes derisively. Indian English is of course not a different language. Yet, we often find that an Oxford or Webster's dictionary is inadequate or incorrect when dealing with certain words or phrases that have changed their meaning or purpose on the Indian soil. And, there are words that are unique to India, such as prepone which are not used anywhere else. In the first edition, this Dictionary of Indian English (DoIE) hopes to provide a ready reference for such words and phrases. In a future edition, it will become a full-fledged dictionary. Its time is sure to come because of the fast-spreading pandemic of political correctness.

Note: This is a satirical work - a parody. Mao thankfully died long before this book was dreamed up by Moral Volcano.Make your brainwashed Communist kids (age 16+) read this FULL-COLOUR coffee-table book. If they do not comply, remind them that educated people are the first ones to be executed* when any Communist revolution succeeds.Official Party Description: For decades, Chairman Mao has inspired us through his woke writings. In the era of Social Media, Chairman has graciously tweeted his wokeness. All his tweets have been dutifully compiled in this volume, illustrated, and produced as a coffee-table book with edge-to-edge colour.ContentsToo many WhitesNo executions without trial. Chairman is strict!AP - The definition of Fake NewsCNN - Very Fake News!The Liberal pathogenWHO's feeling goodAbout this pandemicEleven Jinping has banned number 11 in ChinaAOC - All Over ClimateGlobal CoolingFreedom to spread propagandaCentral banks or printing presses?Deep State used to steal foreign electionsIs the Devil a Vatican employee?Nancy Pansy PelosiThe New Speak TimesFact-check a joke and save humanityCommunist dicks leave feminists dissatisfiedSpy vs. Spy* Also Note: Mao Zedong (Mao Tse-Tung) was directly responsible for the deaths of 40 to 70 million Chinese people. After Mao died, the Chinese Communist Party said that he was 70% correct and 30% incorrect.