Artisanal Gibberish II

Man vs. Poetry: The struggle continues.
Wherein the author continues his struggle with the written word in this new volume of what some might call "poetry" ... if they had low standards. You will find contained within further musings on such random topics as chickens, lumberjacks, parrots, planks, rental lodging, and how to die convincingly on stage.
Compiled (or maybe "accreted" is a better word) over the course of several years, Artisanal Gibberish II: Yet More Gibberish is the culmination of six years of University and a lifetime of experiences.
CAUTION: We advise against drinking anything hot while reading these poems, to avoid nasal scalding.