Basic Training II, Grounded.

Just when you thought a story couldn't get any madder, and it's safe to go back into the library P T Saunders comes up with a second book in the series.
Basic Training II Grounded, picks up where the first book Basic Training Flying by The Seat of His Pants ended.
Having attempted to prove that A young Scallywag, Ben Baxter didn't have it in him to get into the Paras' Our fly decided to follow Ben throughout the gruelling twenty two week training course. All was going well, until some general swotted our fly just before the pass off parade.
In this book, Our fly has been reincarnated into Sgt Maj Brynn Williams and the Sgt Major into a fly somewhat temporarily.
Un able to come to terms with his reincarnation our fly is sectioned under the mental health act. Where he meets a few, let's say interesting Characters, such as, Cowboy Dave, Sue the boxer-short thief, and Spanish a typically gobby scouser.
Upon his release from the hospital, he decides to completing his mission of proving that Ben didn't have what it takes to be a Para. During that mission his meets the Bus-Hag, Charlotte Charlotte, the woman with more with a little extra anatomy, and a couple of drunks he nick-names Bill and Ben.
Will he succeed in his mission? You'll have to buy the book.