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Africa is different.Most people who grew up in the Western world don't realize just how different.In this volume, LawDog relates stories of growing up in West Africa, including run-ins with the flora and fauna, a younger brother, their engineer father and redheaded mother.The Africa Files isn't just a collection of childhood shenanigans, though there's a lot of that, but also a fond recollection of a time and place that shaped a Texas lawman.

Dieses Witzebuch beinhaltet über 600 fiese, gemeine, ungerechte, sehr harte und geschmacklose Witze und eignet sich daher nur für Freunde des tief schwarzen Humors. Jedem Frühbucher, Einhorn-Fan sowie Warmduscher, der diese Art von Humor nicht mag oder verträgt, raten wir dringend von diesem Buch ab.Warnung! Dieses Witzebuch ist nicht für Kinder geeignet!Pressestimmen"Für Erwachsene mit einem Hang zum Schwarzen Humor ein Buch, was einem die Tränen in die Augen spült", Jade-Weser-Zeitung

Did you ever hear of the Don't Tell Motel? Maybe you have seen one. Did you ever wonder what kind of things go on there? Come with me as I take you on a short adventure into the happenings of the Don't Tell Motel and the people who visit them. These are the true stories as I myself have witnessed. Being a Manager here has taught me one thing that these motels are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get but it usually has "nuts"!

Enjoy this enthralling selection of timeless poems by two modern poets, real poems with rhyme, rhythm and metre.You will find humour, love, nostalgia, spirituality and all of life's richness here.Read these poems out loud to enjoy them best.Poetry to share or indulge in privately.

Are you looking for an unusual gift for Christmas?Do You want to show your originality and sense of humor?Then you are in the right place!"Farting Cats Coloring Book" is a book that will allow you to relax after a hard day's work.You will color funny pictures of cats, thanks to which you will get rid of stress and you will feel fun!Specification: - 100 high quality pages- Hand-drawn pictures- 49 funny cats to color- Great fun guaranteed!Don't hesitate and order now!

This collection of poems by Refried Bean features short jokey free verse about light topics such as food, animals, religion, and happiness. It is an easy-to-read book of funny poems for people of any age and background. The poems can easily be shared in any context as read-alouds or fun ideas to post online.

Sirena stepped out of the taxi and breathed in the salty air of Palmira Bay, a small beach city where she planned to enjoy her deserved vacation. Despite having paid the taxi fare generously, the driver's lingering gaze hinted at ulterior motives. Sirena's irritation swelled within her, her patience wearing thin like frayed threads. "Why do you scrutinize me so intently?" Sirena's voice carried a sharp edge, cutting through the tense air between them. Her tone held a mixture of exasperation and suspicion, her instincts on high alert. The taxi driver's smile transformed into a sinister grin, his eyes glinting with a disturbing intensity. Sirena's heart skipped a beat as she felt a sudden unease settle over her. The driver's gesture sent shivers down her spine, placing two fingers on his temple. It was a chilling gesture she couldn't quite decipher, but it held a weight of hidden meaning that made her stomach churn. Before she could react, the taxi accelerated, weaving through traffic down the street. Embark on a thrilling adventure with Sirena, a modern-day girl yearning for a well-deserved vacation from the hustle and bustle of her busy life. In "Welcome to Palmira Bay," a captivating tale of self-discovery, Sarah finds herself in a small coastal city with dreams of peace and relaxation. Little did she know that Palmira Bay was waiting for her, holding secrets and surprises that will change her life forever. "Welcome to Palmira Bay" is a page-turning adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, eagerly flipping the pages to discover the city's secrets alongside Sirena. Prepare to laugh until your sides ache and experience jaw-dropping moments of unexpected twists in "Welcome to Palmira Bay." This extraordinary book is not only a thrilling adventure but also a comedic rollercoaster ride that will leave you in stitches and contemplating the profound mysteries of life. Laugh, reflect, and escape to Palmira Bay. Get your copy now!

Nowadays, we all needed a reason to smiles and laugh because that is the best and cheapest medicine for the body system.This book brings you different iokes that will surely makes you laugh away your sorrow and create a good bond between familie and friends as well as good bond among all.The phase of the world we live now always make sure it finds a way to make us sad and worried, but yet we should always find a way to make sure we laugh because "He that doesn't laugh is liable to die young".Gift this book to your love ones and make them giggle so hard that they will thank you all their days.Make this book your friend anytime you are sad and worried.If you found the book interesting after reading, please do well by leaving a honest review on your favourite store.Thank you...

Have you ever questioned weather your actions are right? Have you ever questioned if you are in fact the asshole? Well so has everyone else. Heres is a collection of short stores who will help you work out who really is the asshole, as perhaps help you monitor your own behavior in the future.

UPDATED 2002 EDITION Embark on a Hilarious Royal Adventure: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Dictator and Ruling a Kingdom! Are you ready to indulge in some lighthearted laughter while exploring the whimsical world of dictators, kings, and royalty? Look no further than this uproarious humor book that will take you on a side-splitting journey into the art of becoming a king and ruling over your very own realm. Become a Dictator is a delightful and tongue-in-cheek exploration of the ins and outs of royal life. Packed with witty anecdotes, clever insights, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book offers a fresh and comedic take on the grandeur, quirks, and challenges of a monarchy. Discover the secrets to wielding power, managing royal courtiers, and navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy with a touch of humor. From mastering regal etiquette to dealing with the royal budget, this book will have you chuckling as you navigate the whims and responsibilities of kingship. Uncover the not-so-serious side of dictators through hilarious tales of their eccentricities, their lavish lifestyles, and their amusing fears. With a touch of satire and wit, this book brings the world of royalty to life in a way that will have readers laughing and nodding in agreement. Whether you dream of wearing a crown or simply enjoying a good laugh, this is a must-have for your humor collection. Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and amused as you journey through the ups and downs of ruling a kingdom with a dose of hilarity. Get your copy today and let the laughter reign as you immerse yourself in the comical world of dictators, kings, crowns, and the hilarity that comes with the royal title.

Welcome to this hilarious, funny, silly, kinky, dirty, flirty, off-color, punny, cute and astute adult coloring book! You will love this book because it guarantees you hours of laughs and coloring fun! This book is themed with original animal art. Punny scenes, pop culture references, risque puns and more!Some special features are: - The pages are one sided, so you can cut out the colored pictures for framing or gifts.- Each page has a gray backing, to address any bleed through issues.- Each page comes autographed by the artist.- All of the art is hand drawn and filled with original ideas.This coloring book makes a great gift for your friend, coworker, wife, husband, mom; something fun to do for a party, or just to make someone laugh and relax while coloring this fun book!Get yours today!

Paolo Baltaro, personaggio noto negli ambienti musicali per l'appartenenza agli storici Arcansiel, Sorella Maldestra S.A.D.O. e Pillheads nonché per la sua attività solista e di produttore discografico, è nato nel 1967 a Genova da genitori italiani e vive attualmente a Londra.Nella prima parte troviamo alcuni racconti, legati da un apparente senso dell'assurdo, protagonista Arnaldo Plastica, alter ego dell' autore, mentre la seconda parte espone a corollario la teoria filosofica sulla quale tali racconti basano la propria ragione d'essere (il modello teorico-multidimensionale), conferendo all'opera una prevalente quanto inattesa valenza didascalica. Il lettore troverà in questo trattato un valido strumento per un nuovo approccio al pensiero complesso.

Have you ever wondered what a day in the life of a nurse might be like? This witty and humorous rant by author Shelby Crosswell, involves a collection of real events that will make you laugh and cringe. It's elegant design is easy to read, with the ability to open up to any page and instantly be entertained by the dialogue within.

This coloring book is a lighthearted and whimsical journey into the world of chickens and their adventures in bathrooms. Each page features illustrations of chickens exploring different bathroom scenes, such as taking a bath in a clawfoot tub or perching on the sink while brushing their feathers. The illustrations are detailed and intricate, providing ample opportunities for coloring with different hues and shading techniques.The book is designed to provide relaxation and entertainment for chicken enthusiasts and those who enjoy quirky and amusing coloring books. It is printed on high-quality paper that is perfect for colored pencils, markers, or watercolors.With its unique theme and humorous approach, this coloring book is sure to delight and bring joy to all who color in its pages. Whether you're a fan of chickens, coloring, or both, this book is a must-have addition to any coloring book collection.

VEGAN...what about it? Notebook for my awesome & yummy vegan recipes useful facts for hateful and & ignorant trolls inspiring quotes drawings & more...Go ahead and write down your favourite and your own recipes. Add in any thoughts you had about latest not-so-smart news or comments on vegan lifestyle...or just use it as a diary and VENT!120 pages8X10 inchesblank lined pagesimages for coloring

Desde o seu lançamento, um livro polêmico, perturbador, ousado e único no seu gênero. Com um toque pitoresco, o que torna sua leitura de fácil assimilação e ao mesmo tempo divertida, aborda assuntos sérios, de interesse comum, jamais antes abordados e levados ao conhecimento do público leigo. Uma obra que mostra a realidade, o que se passa por detrás da cadeira de muitos consultórios odontológicos e que jamais saberíamos de uma outra forma. Uma obra séria, que toca num assunto sério, mas de uma forma leve, divertida e cômica, fazendo-a dessa forma se destacar como algo ímpar na literatura atual, ao mesmo tempo que incute no leitor, de forma sutil, um misto de dúvida aliado ao desejo de novos e maiores esclarecimentos acerca de sua vivência dentro de um consultório dentário. A obra, ousada, desde o início causou polêmica em todo o país. Com a primeira edição esgotada em poucos meses, a crítica especializada aplaudia a iniciativa e reconhecia na obra um trabalho de saúde pública enquanto associações de classe se mobilizavam em todo país contra o livro e seu autor. Cirurgiões-dentistas de todo país criticavam a obra nos veículos de comunicação pertinentes, chegando-se ao ponto de uma manifestação do Conselho Federal de Odontologia. Mas a resposta do autor às críticas foi incisiva e sólida. Utilizando de seu direito de resposta, o autor novamente expôs ao público os motivos que o levaram a escrever a obra e deixou transparecer de uma maneira clara que aqueles que não coincidem com a divulgação e expressão da obra são justamente aqueles que se identificaram nas entrelinhas da mesma, ou seja, os maus profissionais, sobre os quais o livro chama a atenção e condena.

Life is a combination of good times and bad times. This life journey shapes how we look at our world and how we process the everyday victories and tragedies. From a very young age, I began to look at life and it's everyday situations with a humorous lens, sometimes I was the only one who appreciated the lighter side of the situation. Of course, not all of the situations in our life are humorous, but I seemed to have found many that still make me smile. I hope as I share these stories, they will encourage you and bring a smile to your face as you enjoy your next cup of coffee.

Fish Joke Book by Charlie the Cavalier is the perfect way to make your kids laugh! With over 100+ hilarious jokes, your kids will be entertained for hours! Not only that, but there are jokes that everyone in the family can enjoy. Plus, this book is great for road trips, waiting rooms, nap time, bed time, and even vacations! So, what are you waiting for? Get this book and laugh your way to learning!

The things people do and say will surprise, shock and disgust you. Driving the highways of America can be very entertaining. Experience the joy, the tragedy and the oddities of life on the road with this reality show in a book.

A staggering collection of tall tales, enriched by an exaggerated sense of humour and fun (with not a little bit of word-play thrown in for good measure) that should not fail to raise the audience to a heightened sense of elevated delight, even as it casts a wry look on modern life. Ordinary characters and how they react to extraordinary situations form the focus. A picture is formed of a world in which everyone has their own problems, perplexities and personal demons to wrestle with, to conquer and to overcome. The stories told here are meant to make you laugh, make you cry (not necessarily in that order), maybe even make you cringe as you empathise with the various predicaments that the author so unflinchingly portrays. Most of all, these stories are meant to be shared. "Some say life is a gamble. I would prefer to say that in life, one may take risks. Much of my work is about people going through difficult situations and turning it around. Each poem, each story has a meaning to it, has a consequence. It has vindication and most importantly, the essence of Love."

Step into a world of delightful humor and boundless laughter with "WHY JOKES FOR KIDS: Unleash Your Laughter with 500 Whimsical 'Why' Jokes for Kids!" This hilarious and engaging collection is specifically designed to tickle the funny bones of children and keep them entertained for hours on end.Inside this laughter-filled book, young readers will embark on a whimsical journey through a treasury of "why" jokes that will have them giggling, snickering, and bursting with joy. From silly riddles to clever wordplay, each joke is carefully crafted to engage children's imaginations and ignite their sense of humor.Why did the scarecrow win an award? Why did the tomato turn red? Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Find the answers to these puzzling questions and more as you dive into this uproarious compilation of "why" jokes. The book is brimming with clever twists, unexpected punchlines, and hilarious scenarios that will keep kids entertained and coming back for more.Perfect for family gatherings, road trips, or simply brightening up a rainy day, "WHY JOKES FOR KIDS" is a wonderful companion for young jokesters aged 6 to 12. The carefully selected jokes are suitable for all occasions and guaranteed to bring smiles to the faces of both children and adults alike. So, if you're ready to unleash the power of laughter, grab a copy of "WHY JOKES FOR KIDS: Unleash Your Laughter with 500 Whimsical 'Why' Jokes for Kids!" and get ready to embark on an unforgettable comedic adventure that will have everyone rolling with laughter and cherishing the joy of childhood.

Zelkova Standard produces high-end books and aims to give a real value and establish a new standard, with each book created by a unique artist who is free to improvise thus ensuring the originality. This Sarcastic Jokes Coloring Book for Adults, as the name suggests, contains 100 sarcastic (ironic) jokes with improvised illustrations by a Ukrainian artist Alla Kolos that should be colored. This book is the best ironic gift ever.

"Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."

Don't let the title scare you away from this collection of short stories, essays, and flash fiction pieces from the mind of Jeffrey Martin, author of the Historic series. Humor, satire, and surprise endings are the focus of these 18 eclectic compositions. This book offers a blend of both fiction and nonfiction tales culminating with a compelling novelette, featuring private investigator, Julio Marmic, in his most intriguing case yet.

En la primera entrega de Benemérito Doctor, nuestro mardano consiguió, contra todo pronóstico, alcanzar la primera parte de su inalcanzable objetivo: acceder a la facultad de medicina.Atrás quedaban las infamias de aquel adolescente que ingresaba en una academia militar; las desventuras vividas en la guerra de Yugoslavia; la puesta de largo como guardia civil en Ibiza; o los sinsabores de su paso por Vascongadas. Circunstancias que, con humor y desvergüenza, marcaron a fuego la piel, y la calva, de este truhan.Sin embargo, mucho quedaba por suceder.Un extenuante periplo por dos facultades de medicina, varios destinos policiales nuevos, un intento de convertirse en jugador olímpico, la incursión en una de las peores sectas conocidas (luego vino otra), todo intercalado con inimaginables anécdotas reales hospitalarias de la pandemia COVID, hacen de esta segunda parte un relato que le hará preguntarse al lector...¿Y dice la gente que ahora eres formal?

Are you single? Divorced or widowed, perhaps? Are you having your second, third, or fourth go at soul mate searching? Me too! Do you look around at paired-up peeps and wonder why you haven't been picked yet? Or, as I have learned, do you acknowledge the happy couple and snicker silently because you know where they're heading? In the eight years since my divorce, I've gone on hundreds of dates. Now, I could consider that a problem, which I should have taken responsibility for after failure, say, number twenty. On the other hand, I can see it as a natural process for someone with such discerning tastes. Either way, if I don't vent about my struggle I'm going to cramp up and need a new jacket and rubber walls. So, come with me on my little journey here in my sixth book on the subject. (There's no end in sight.) I must warn you that I enjoy swearing and writing about sex. You're going to see the F-word quite a few times in the following pages. If that ultra-flexible word is going to leave a bruise, put the fucking book down now. If it tickles you, follow me into hell in a wine bottle.

Short Stories of Wit, Humor, and Life. Tales of being a child, raising children, and getting older.My parents said, "Never put anything in writing. It could always come back to haunt you and you may regret it." Well, being the obedient child that I have always been I decided to write a book! I could be haunted; I could regret it. But I can't stop. Some writers suffer from writer's block. I am inflicted with writer's babble.I do realize why my parents gave this advice. They may had experienced the regret. They put signatures on a public record, in permanent ink, forever. They signed my birth certificate. Did they regret it? Did it haunt them?Ever since I can remember I've been told I should do a stand-up comedy routine. Well, excuse me, but sporting these varicose veins do I want to work all night and especially on my feet? I think not. So here it is. I suggest you should have the funniest and most animated friend you know read this to you, standing up.If not: 1. Get comfortable.2. Grab a cup of coffee, the Elixir of the Gods and Goddesses of humor writing and reading.3. Tilt your head to the right slightly, to get the slant I have when looking at life.4. Start to read. Put down anytime. Pickup anytime. That's the only way to read, life has many interruptions and some very important.5. Read a little, think a little, but laugh a lot.Enjoy! Laurel www.lasmithauthor.com

This golf joke book is a compilation of the funniest, ironic, and satirical anecdotes related to this sport. From beginners to professionals, this book is a perfect read for all golf enthusiasts. The jokes included in this book cover a wide range of topics, from the challenges of playing golf to the relationships between players, and the adventures that can happen during a golf match. If you love golf and are looking for a fun way to pass the time, this golf joke book is an excellent choice. Whether you're in a competition, at the golf club, or simply relaxing at home, this book will provide you with hours of fun and laughter.

This is Dada Antics, a celebration of original and inane New Century Dada works. You get an incredible combination of mal arte including 85 original Dada Poems, 141 new Dada Auto-Collages, 90 Auto-Generated Surreal Jokes, 11jokes on Dadaists, over 181 authentic and faux Dada and art quotes and jokes, 17 pages of scenes from the original Dada play adaptation of Finnegans Wake, 9 Dada Cocktail Poems, 12 articles and maps showing the influence of Dada, 19 doctored pages from the Dada archives, 59 Dada conversation starters, 20 Dada foreign idiom interpretations, dozens of Dada fables, essays, stories, warnings, Q&A, text montages, and much more. Not even a sour critic can call our Dada dull. You get all this New Century Dada plus our world-famous 50-year guarantee. Get Dada Antics for the amazing low price of only $14.95! (Not sold in active volcanos.)The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.Mug and Mali are currently enjoying the flourishing of Dada at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Retoxification, where their work on Early Dada Cocktails made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as shark chums. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort."Dada is... better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." - D. Capitated, Art and Opinions"Keep your eye peeled for Dada Antics." - Claire Voyant, Dada Bulletin"Dada is in the eye of the beholder." - Frieda People, Prison Cell Reader"Get the stink eye with Dada Antics." - Helen Bak, Dada: Recueil littéraire et artistique"Dada Antics is the best art book I ever saw." - Abraham Lincoln, Pittsburgh Address"Looks like more Dada shenanigans." - Edward Albeet, Modern Theater of the Absurd"Dada - hidden in plain sight." - Marcus Satan, Weasels and Corpses Magazine"Dada? If looks could kill..." - Noah Count, The Art Disparager"Dada Antics is like looking for art in a haystack." - Nan Tucket, American Graft"Now I'm looking at the world through Dada-colored glasses." - Pat N. Pending, Serial Artist Magazine"Dada Antics hits the bullseye. " - Perry Noid, Miniature Talking Donkey Magazine"Look alive." - Misty Meanor, Obscure Art Review"Dada Antics - an eye-opening experience." - Lynn C. Doyle, Pork & Pony"Get some shut-eye with Dada Antics." - Amelia Barfup, What is Art, Anyway?"Keep an eye out for Dada Antics." - Andy Warthog, Silkscreen Press"Dada eye candy" - B. Ware, The Dada Almanak"See eye-to-eye with Dada Antics." - Salvador's Deli, The Surreal Puppy"Dada my eye!" - Marcel Duchump, Cabaret Voltaire"If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Ira Gurgitate, The New Dada Rag