The Spy Who Bluffed Me!

The name's Palmer...Pagga Palmer...
Neville 'Pagga' Palmer is an over-sexed, run-of-the-mill, Geordie doorman with delusions of grandeur. Despite being terrified of his local rivals and thicker than a whale omelette he's convinced that he's a highly trained spy who is simply 'sleeping' until needed by the security services. This isn't a scenario that anyone who has ever met him would think likely...until one day an upper-class, blonde-haired spook asks him to sign the official secrets act and tells him that his services are required for King and country! Bad guys beware 'cos Pagga's coming to save the world...