Bucket of Face

Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child
molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still
struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population.
Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple
and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase
full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth.
When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their
luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit
girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his
girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the
bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who
happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.